American Kitsune

Chapter 12: Naruto's Birthday/ American Dad After School Special

It had been some months after Stan's little fiasco with him claiming he lost his 'touch' and almost sent his family into poverty. Stan had planned on going crazy to try and save 10 dollars on the car for Francine. She wasn't happy with that. Luckily, the dealership returned all of the cars the Smiths bought on the count of the dealer doing the paperwork incorrectly and pocketing some of the money for himself.

During that time nothing particularly major happened other than improving his relationship with all his girls and making sure to spend almost every second with each of them as with it slowly growing he wanted to make sure none of them felt left out.

While his group grew he also noticed how Kurama and Ammy's relationship had also improved, which made Naruto happy. He was glad as he thought that Kurama deserved true happiness even though he was a pervert at heart.

Francine's muffin business had also been booming but things had started to die down a bit to make it easier everyone working there to handle. Figuring out which times of the day were the busiest helped them manage the store easier while they were able to relax whenever it calmed down. Having a bed in a soundproof break room also helped the girls out with dealing with pent up stress or if they suddenly got horny.

Stan wasn't all that happy about the business when he found out about it since he wanted to be in control but he needed to realize that he couldn't control everything or else it would bite him in the ass.

He didn't tell anybody, but his birthday was approaching faster than he expected and he would be a 'legal' adult even though he has already had sex, drank, and even killed before. Although he is now old enough to try gambling legally.

He honestly didn't know how to feel about his birthday as it was coming up on October 10th. He never had been one to celebrate it and most of the time he only celebrated it with him except for his grandparents and Scarlet, who he still needed to get in contact with as he had settled down fully in Langley Falls.

It was a sore time for him since his parents had died after he was born and his godparents were too busy to put all their focus on him. He didn't mind honestly and understood but he did wish he could at least have a decent birthday after he got into a serious relationship to at least make it more memorable. Although he really did like the birthday videos Scarlet sent him and the wet panties one year.

Naruto woke up with a stifled yawn and checked the time to see it was four in the morning, only October 8th.

'Almost time for my birthday? Eh, no good dwelling on it any further, maybe this year can maybe be different with all the girls this year' he thought with a shrug before sitting up and standing up off his bed, stretching his sore muscles with a satisfying 'pop' before heading towards his bathroom to shower and freshen up.

After getting out he put his clothes on he smelt an amazing aroma while heading downstairs, making a beeline towards the kitchen. Once he got in he smiled at the amazing sight of both Tiffany and Lisa wearing nothing but matching aprons that read 'Kiss the Cook' with red lipstick kiss designs underneath the bold words.

Seeing the sight of two of his beautiful girls stark naked, their rears swaying in front of him as they hummed and cooked made Naruto a little hot and slightly horny. Naruto smiled as he snuck up behind them and quickly grabbed both their asses, sinking his fingers into their plump asses.

He smiled as they both let out a cute little squeak, jumping in surprise and making them slightly moan out in pleasure. Naruto could feel how wet their pussies were getting as he squeezed and kneaded their asses. They got really horny from that sudden grab.

"How are my Himes doing this fine morning?" Naruto whispered out huskily as he softly kissed their necks, making them blush.

"Good, now that you're up, Foxy." Lisa said turning around with a lovely smile on her flawless face before pecking him on the lips.

"Haha that's good then, so what are you all making?" Naruto asked curiously with a lazy smile as he was still slightly asleep even though he was groping their asses.

"Pancakes, eggs, bacon, toast and some orange juice. We made sure to make enough for everyone." Tiffany said with a smile before she too received an equally passionate kiss on her full and pouty lips.

"Great! I'll go wake everyone up and get them ready." Naruto said already heading back upstairs to wake everyone making the two girls nod but whine slightly as his hands pulled away from their rears.

After waking all the girls in the house, getting whines, grumbles, and attempts to have some morning sex he was finally able to get them downstairs as Lisa and Tiffany had set up the table. After the table was finally set they all started to take their places at the table.

"So how did everyone sleep?" Naruto asked as he gave Janet a kiss on her cheek as she sat down at the table

"Comfortable, but it felt cold without you." Janet whined as he wrapped his arms around her from behind and pet her stomach, which was bare due to the revealing negligee that she wore.

"Trust me, once I've made the house bigger or just buy a bigger one I'll get the biggest bed I can find, just for us." Naruto replied back with a smile, giving her neck a soft kiss as he made some of the girls start thinking up some naughty thoughts with all them sharing one bed together.

"Yeah, right now only two, maybe three of us can really fit on your bed with you. You desperately need a bigger one" Lindsay said as while she, Becky, and Lisa had gotten to share the bed with him today it had been a bit cramped.

"Yeah, I'm pretty sure Lindsay was using my chest as a pillow through the night" Becky teased as she pushed up her large chest a bit, making Lindsay blush a bit.

"Plus with Jenny being a new part of our group as well as Linda, Francine and Hayley occasionally coming by we definitely need more space and rooms for them all" Lisa said with a chuckle as the group was growing rather fast, not that she minded.

"I'll look into getting a bigger place later today or a bigger bed" he said with a chuckle as he quickly gave Lindsay and Becky a soft kiss on the cheek as Tiffany walked into the dining room with food, still wearing nothing but an apron, like Lisa, that made him work hard to resist plowing into them.

"Ooo, bigger bed. I like the sound of that" Tiffany said with a smirk as she had caught the end of the conversation. "Are we all going to break it in when we get it?" she asked as he chuckled.

"You bet your ass we will." Naruto said with a laugh making everyone at the table giggle and to think about having a massive orgy on the bed. "But how about we save the bedroom talk for later since it is breakfast and we do have school" he said as they pouted but nodded as they started to plate up the breakfast.

"Oh yeah, we do" Tiffany replied with a pout as she really wanted to fool around a bit before school but knew they rarely had time in the morning for it.

"I have been meaning to ask you Tiff, how are you doing in your classes?" Lisa asked with a raised eyebrow as with everything going on in their lives she had been curious how she was handling it all.

"Really good actually! I'm getting straight A's from studying and you guys helping to pitch in every now again, the professor says I have the potential to pass college early." Tiffany replied with a happy squeal getting happy smiles out of everyone.

"That's my girl!" Naruto said with a happy smile as he kissed her cheek. "Now come on let's eat up this delicious breakfast that Lisa and Tiffany made for us and afterwards I'll give a ride for everyone," he said as the girls nodded and started to enjoy their meal with only slight footsies from Naruto after they started it.

He had to go and break the speed limit a bit to get them to school as Lisa and Tiffany had teased him too much in their aprons by bending over in front of him, causing him to have some morning fun with all the girls.

First he had to stop by Tiffany's college giving her a passionate kiss on the lips which caused the men on campus to send jealous and angry looks towards him, not that he cared, before he sped off with Lisa in the front seat now going 65 mph to get to school on time.

As he helped the girls get out of the backseat he gave them each a quick kiss before they all had to rush off as the bell warning them they were going to be late soon had started ringing just as they had slid into the parking spot.

'Hmm gym class, I can deal with that today. Especially since some of my girls will be there...in gym uniforms' Naruto thought with a shrug and slight smirk as he remembered what classes they had today before walking off, still having five minutes before the last bell rang.

-Gym Class-

'Somehow Steve is still able to cause trouble even when he's not here' Naruto thought with a slight facepalm since Steve had skipped gym class. So while it was usually the gym teacher and son's job to hunt kids who were ditching down, the man had decided to make it a whole class participation of the boy's class while they were weirdly followed by a German Shepherd and Rottweiler that came out of nowhere to help hunt the wayward student.

'Damn, Steve is making me miss the girls doing pole vaulting and hurdles. I could be watching them bounce and do some stretches, but no, now I have to find that annoying brat' he thought as he walked down the dim-lighten hallway he had heard noises coming from.

He frowned as he looked above him, seeing some dust fall down from the ceiling boards as he only had one suspicion on who it was above him since he only knew one kid who was that determined to escape gym.

Being tall enough he was able to easily move the ceiling tile and put it down quietly as he was easily able to jump through the hole without a sound from all his CIA training and experience under his belt.

Naruto sighed as he saw Steve chatting up with a girl inside the vents. The girl, while having some weight on her, was rather cute since it brought out a gothic vibe out of her giving her an exotic feel. Her breasts seemed to be around a B or C cup and with the way she sat he could see she had a rather large rear.

She wasn't exactly fat in an obese way, more so in a way that gave her some meat that took the shape of some plump thighs as well as a nice ass and breasts as he had noticed already. If he had to categorize her it would definitely be as a 'Big Beautiful Woman' type of body shape which actually suited her just fine.

She had long black hair that went a bit past her shoulders as she wore a purple dress with a matching purple choker and a black belt with golden buckle around her waist, her outfit finishing off with a pair of black ankle high boots. She even had matching purple lipstick on that he found made her full lips look rather cute and a slightly kissable.

'Hmmm, I think I've seen her around school somewhere before. I think she's more of a recluse considering I haven't spoken to her before' he thought as he decided to not ruin the moment, since it would get the girl in trouble as well, as he dropped back out of the vents silently.

After dropping out he sighed as he leaned against a locker close by with his arms crossed waiting for Steve to reemerge again so he could get him back to class. He didn't have to wait long as Steve came out of the vents five minutes later with a dim witted smile on his face.

Naruto could already guess what happened between the two and as gym class was halfway over he just cleared his throat loudly catching Steve's attention and making the boy jump in shock and surprise.

"N-N-Naruto, w-what are you doing here?" Steve asked a bit afraid as he heard dogs barking around them and the sound of feet running, echoing through the halls.

"I'm here to come get your scrawny ass and bring it back to gym class even if you're kicking or screaming. Because of you, I missed some much needed time in that class, so let's go now before I lose any more time." Naruto grunted out angrily before walking up towards Steve and grabbing him by the collar of his shirt and start pulling him towards the gym room as Steve started to punch Naruto in the back multiple times with no effect whatsoever.

Steve could only let out a hiss of pain as his hands throbbed in pain from hitting Naruto's muscled back. "Come on! Just let me go and live!" Steve yelled as Naruto sighed.

"No! So either stop struggling or I will knock you out, please give me a damn good excuse to knock you out." Naruto said as Steve calmed down and gave up as Naruto continued to pull him along.

Finally arriving back inside the gym, he could see everyone there again as if they already knew Steve would be back at that exact moment. Naruto frowned as he threw Steve in front of the coach with a grunt before going to stand with the other students.

The rest of the day happened without a hitch but was overall boring except lunch where he was sitting with all his loved ones, Jenny being the newest one to join as she sat next to him with Lisa on his other side. There were a few arrogant jocks who thought they could touch up on his lovers but they knew not to actually do anything as they most likely remembered the last time someone had tried to and how he gave each of them black eyes, bloody noses and a few broken bones.

As school ended he smiled at the text from Francine, inviting him over to her house for a small dinner. It all seemed to work out as while he wished all of his girls could stay with him at home some of them had to return to their homes.

Plus this way he could give some affection to two of the three of his girls who couldn't stay with him nearly as much as the others could.

As he arrived at the Smith house he smiled and knocked on the front door, which was quickly answered by Hayley who he gave a passionate kiss on the lips and let him squeeze her ass before he was let in.

He rose an eyebrow slightly as he saw the Smith family on the couch and recliners watching TV, Steve being the only one missing. The odd thing about the scene was the TV wasn't even on as Stan seemed to be admiring himself in the reflection of the TV making him shake his head at the arrogance of Stan.

He briefly heard Roger having to write some report for some group he was in before the grey alien rushed up the stairs. Naruto chuckled slightly at the odd alien's hobbies before he was about to greet everyone in the house only for him to be rudely interrupted by Steve walking in behind him with his loud and obnoxious voice vibrating through the house.

"Good news everyone! I'm in love!" Steve happily exclaimed.

"Oh, tell us about her, sweetie." Francine said happy that her son was finding love, but it would be short-lived as all of Steve's rare relationships didn't last more than a month.

It's not that she didn't believe in her son, it's just he was utterly helpless with the opposite sex that it was downright sad and laughable.

"Her name is Debbie, she smells like a glue stick and shares my interest in bug zappers and likes reading old books of guys who died of syphilis." Steve dreamily went on making Naruto raised his eyebrow at the glue stick part, he took a quick whiff of the air and discovered that was Steve's scent making Naruto recoil in slight disgust.

"Syphilis! Ooh, la la!" Francine jokingly said with a smile as she elbowed her husband a bit to at least get him to be apart of this.

"Great. Thanks to your gassing on, I completely missed why Mr. Belvedere is stomping on his hat." Roger said in a pissed off mood as he got out of his seat. "Now the internet is not going to be happy for this."

"So, what's this Debbie's affiliation? Varsity cheerleader or regular cheerleader?" Stan said automatically assuming it was a top preppy or sports girl making all the women and Naruto roll their eyes at Stan's shallowness.

"Actually she's more of an artist." the Smith boy stated.

"In an emo/gothic sort of way." Naruto added in getting Steve to nod on that.

"Yeah and she played Lady Macbeth in our school production of Oklahoma." Naruto quirked an eyebrow on that. "Frankly, it was a mess but our drama teacher finally got sober, thank god." Ah, there it was.

"Actually Steve, I saw the play and it went half as bad as you said it was, some parts were stuttered out or forgotten but was overall a good play." Naruto pointed out seeing the play some couple weeks ago with Lisa. Sure the two were in the far back of the auditorium when they saw it with both of them fingering/handjobing each other for the duration of the show so they didn't really pay much attention on it.

"So she's an actress. Attaboy!" Stan said as he rubbed his son's head getting said boy to smile more. "My son is dating a hot actress."

"I guess, but mostly I like her because she's so unusual and fascinating."

"Of course she's fascinating. She's gorgeous."

'You haven't even met her yet and you think she's gorgeous already?' was the unknowing shared thought between Hayley, Francine and Naruto.

"And this girl actually wants to spend time with you?" questioned Hayley since this happens like every once in awhile so she doesn't really keep track. Steve somehow gets a girl semi interested in him but blows it in the end by being either: stupid, shallow like his father, picky and/or a perverted idiot. So Hayley, at this point, wasn't getting overly excited like her father he'll be back to square one in no time. As for Francine she was generally happy for her son to possibly find someone to be with.

"For your information, she said she thinks I'm cute." Steve said smugly

"So she lies. Great. That's how you know she doesn't have a penis." Stan said with the sentence completely out of the blue.

'Wait what?' Naruto thought with a 'wtf' look on his face at what Stan just said.

"We can't wait to meet her Steve." Francine said with her same beautiful smile.

"You can say that again. It'll be nice to have a pretty girl around the house for a change." Stan said completely ignoring his hot wife and equally hot daughter still maturing. Francine and Hayley glared at Stan for his words making him sweat.

"I-I meant, a pretty younger girl." Still both kept up the glare. "Don't get mad at me. It's called makeup."

"There's also something called not being a complete ass." Francine said with an angry huff before scooting away from said man.

'Cough' "Bullshit" 'Cough'. Naruto said which the Smith men didn't hear him but the girls obviously did making them giggle.

~Next Day~

It was the next day when Naruto got word from Hayley that Steve was successful in asking Debbie out on a date and actually invited her to dinner at the Smith residence. Of how that worked was Stan putting a CIA bomb collar, a fucking bomb collar, on Steve and set it to blow in half an hour if he wasn't successful in asking Debbie out. Yeah, that docked several notches from Francine when she heard that bit but didn't voice it out loud.

Naruto obviously decided to come over for dinner and decided to help Francine out in cooking dinner. He would of invited one or two of his girlfriends but they were all currently busy with either work, family or late night classes in Tiffany's case.

"Where's Debbie? Behind the fat girl?" Stan asked as Naruto went to the living room to get the others into the kitchen.

"No dad that's-" "Is the fat girl going to lead us to Debbie?" "No that's-" "She's carrying a purse. She must have a map to Debbie in her purse." Stan persisted desperately.

"Stan, for the love of god, that's Debbie." Naruto pointed out as he was rubbing his eyes as per habit when dealing with Stan.

"To the panic room!" Stan yelled out as he somehow dragged everyone in there.

"Get off me!" Naruto with his strength was able to get out of Stan's grip who didn't seem to notice his absence since he was leaving in a haste.

Walking up to the door Naruto opened it with a smile on his face as he saw the surprised look on the goth's face.

"Oh hello. Who are you?" Debbie asked. "You look familiar, do I know you?"

"Yeah, name's Naruto. We met when I was getting Steve back into P.E." he said getting to nod on that bit of information.

"Oh yeah, now I remember you. But why are you here right now, I thought this was Steve's house?"

"It is, I'm currently dating Steve's sister and I was invited over. Helped cook dinner of course but of what I can tell it's gonna get wasted."

"What do you mean?" Debbie said with a raised eyebrow on her chubby but still equally cute face.

"Well, just so you know, Debbie, that since you plan on seeing Steve more often, you're going to be dealing with his father's antics. I won't give you the details on what recently happened but this happens quite often as I have been told." Naruto with a sigh as he rubbed his hand through his hair to relieve his stress.

"Debbie!" Steve yelled out as he ran towards her.

"Hey Steve." the goth said

"Mom, Hayley this is my date Debbie." Steve said introducing his mother and sister to his date but is wondering where his father is. While Hayley and Francine shakes Debbie's hand, Stan was being a paranoid idiot while being in the attic. Naruto went back into the kitchen and went back to cooking up dinner.

He was able to cook up a good dinner of steak, biscuits, corn and other good assortments of food for the whole group, who all happily munched in and some expressing just how much they loved the food, though while they heard a door slam upstairs and heard Stan scream in horror making Naruto raise a golden eyebrow wondering what the idiot was exaggerating this time.

"So Debbie tell me a little about yourself, you seem like a generally interesting women." Naruto asked with a smile causing a small pink tint to appear on the goths face.

"Uh well I like poetry, writing, acting I like food and I also like to see the world in a different perspective." Debbie said with a little timidness in her voice, Naruto hmm'd it was a weird but interesting way to introduce herself but it fit her perfectly.

While Naruto and Debbie were chatting, Steve was stuffing his face with the delicious food not paying attention to anything. Francine and Hayley looked at each other; both sitting side to side of Naruto before they nodded with a devious glint in their eyes.

Slowly they started going down south underneath the table and both reached for Naruto's crotch. Naruto was chatting happily with Debbie when he felt two pair of hands massaging his crotch through his pants.

"Oops I dropped my spoon!" Francine said before going underneath the table, no one questioning her sudden clumsiness.

Stopping underneath Naruto Francine pulled out Naruto's flaccid cock which was still an impressive length before swallowing it whole while massaging his tennis sized balls. During this Naruto was able to keep a somewhat straight face while talking to Debbie which was an impressive feat.

Of course Naruto wasn't idle as he was fingering Hayley's snatch making her hard-pressed to hold in her moans. Francine was deep throating the foot long dick all the way to the base and would pull back and repeat the process.

After about 10 minutes of this which was surprising since no one questioned why it took Francine so long, Naruto felt his release finally coming as he started to buck his hips more rocking the table a little as he blasted load after load of cum down Francine's eager throat.

"Oops dropped my fork." Debbie murmured as she got underneath the table to see a shocking sight. There Francine was, wife of Stan Smith in between the legs of Naruto sucking his dick.

Gasping quietly she sat there in silence as she watched Francine engulf his big cock wholeheartedly, feeling something wet she looked down and to her shock was her own arousal juice leaking out. She hasn't realized she had a little drool coming out of her mouth as she saw Naruto release buckets worth of cum down Francine throat.

Shaking out of her stupor she quickly got back into the dinner table and tried to look normal, looking over she saw Steve on his phone not paying attention to her and Stan was grumbling under his breath as he ate his food aggressively. Looking over she saw Naruto had a lot of ecstasy; same as Hayley as she was moaning quietly.

"W-Well would you look at the time, my parents must be wondering where I am, thank you for the food everyone! See you tomorrow at school Steve!" Debbie said quickly, quickly pecking Steve on the cheek and hurrying out the door.

"Ah it's a fat-free zone again" Stan said breathing out a breathe he didn't think he was holding.

"Dad!" Steve said angrily

"Well it's getting late guys so me and Hayley gonna call it a night." Naruto said with a smile as he and a slightly dazed Hayley got up to leave.

Francine got up from underneath the table to give Naruto a quick peck on the lips when Steve or Stan wasn't looking.

"Bye mom, dad" Hayley said leaving while leaning on Naruto for support.

Naruto briefly forgot what tomorrow was, but he'd find out it wouldn't be like his other birthdays.

~Morning~

Currently Naruto was in bed with Hayley, Lisa, Tiffany, Janet, Lindsay and Becky as they all snuggled up to him with smiles on their faces.

Sneaking in the room was a average sized nine tailed fox and a brown coated wolf with mischieving looks on their faces. Jumping into the bed quietly like a cat they took a large breath of air.

"Happy birthday Naruto!" Kurama and Horo both shouted out waking the blonde haired male and the females sharing the bed.

Leaning up Naruto regarding the fox and wolf with a tired gaze as he checked the clock and saw that it was 7:30 before realizing what they said, before looking over to the women in his bed who looked at him with wide eyes.

"Today is your birthday?" Tiffany asked baffled surprised that Naruto hadn't told them today was his birthday.

"Why didn't you tell us foxy" Lisa asked slightly hurt

"Because my birthday isn't something really special to me over the years and thought it wasn't important for y'all to know." Naruto said with a shrug as he started to stretch.

"Of course it's important! What didn't you tell us? He didn't get you a cake or anything!" Lisa said jumping up and fishing for some new clothes to wear to go out shopping for Naruto's birthday.

"Because my parents died in a car crash on my birthday 9th birthday and I've always associated their deaths of me being the cause of their deaths." Naruto said sadly making all his lovers gasp in shock before they all gathered around him even Kurama and Horo who hugged him to know that they were there for him.

"It's okay honey, though today's gonna be different, we're gonna celebrate your birthday and have fun whether you like it or not, and trust me you'll like it." Janet said with a seductive smirk making Lisa also smirk catching on.

Getting up most of them with to the gigantic bathroom that Naruto had that could hold up to 6 people while Tiffany stayed behind with a smirk on her face.

"Here's a small taste of what you'll get baby." Tiffany said as she leaned down and took off Naruto's boxers showing his morning wood to the world.

She took a deep whiff taking in his manly scent as she started to give Naruto a blowjob as she started to drool and spit on it and giving it a double twist suck down making him groan in pure pleasure as Tiffany was giving sucking him off he received a text, picking it up he saw it was from Sool.

'Happy birthday my love!' She texted him

Smirking Naruto texted back.

'Thanks babe, can't wait to see you again' Naruto typed back as he received pics and videos of sool in tight booty shorts twerking her fat ass off with a brand new tattoo on her left ass cheek saying 'Naruto's property'.

'Maybe this day won't be bad after all' Naruto chuckled before moaning as he pumped Tiffany mouth full of his baby batter as she greedily drank it down.

-30 minutes later-

After cleaning Tiffany and himself up in the shower which lead to another steamy session of sex he was finally downstairs in a white T-shirt and black shorts as he noticed everyone was gone including Tiffany which was strange since she was just behind him a moment ago.

Shrugging he decided to settle back and watch a couple of comedy movies to get a good couple of laughs.

After a couple of hours he was sitting back on his couch, wearing a tank top and some joggers. He received a call on his phone, picking it up he saw it was from Tiffany.

"Hey Tiffany what's wrong?" Naruto asked curiously

"Naruto get to the strip club quick! There are some guys harassing me, I'm scared!" Tiffany said urgently making Naruto jump up without a second thought. Before walking out he grabbed his keys and his 9mm Luger that was stashed behind a picture before handing out.

Sliding across the hood of his car he jumped in and speed towards the strip club.

-XanaBoobs-

Getting out he practically rushed past the bouncer and started to search for Tiffany.

"Hey where is Tanqueray?" Naruto asked one of the strippers using her stripper name.

"Oh she's in there." The stripper said with a giggle as she watched him rush off, he was in for a big surprise.

Rushing into said room he saw that Tiffany was nowhere to be found confusing him.

All of sudden over a dozen hands grabbed him at once which forced him to a chair before his hands and legs were strapped down by handcuffs.

Being taken by surprise he looked up and saw that it was his many girlfriends, all of them with the exception of Scarlett and Sooleawa plus added additions of women that wore skimpy clothing which meant they were also strippers and another set of new women who were dressed in skimpy short cheerleading outfits that barely covered their ass and breast.

"Surprise foxy! This is your birthday present, I was able to round up all my cheerleading friends who wanted to join in on the fun." Lisa said with a giggle as she was also wearing a skimpy cheerleading outfit, but hers showed more skin.

"I was also able to round up all my slutty friends once they heard how big your dick was, they simply couldn't resist." Tiffany giggled as she wear a skimpy bikini that only covered her nipples and the thong might as well been nonexistent.

"Y'all shouldn't have" Naruto chuckled before he could get another word in surprisingly the usual timid Lindsay stepped up and started the orgy that was about to start.

Safe to say Naruto had a amazing birthday for the first time in year, plus he did ruin quite a few women for other men.

-Two Weeks later-

Well it's been a few weeks since the dinner with Debbie, Steve's new girlfriend, and Naruto's birthday and things have gone as how they usually have been as of late….Well not entirely.

Apparently Stan has been exercising constantly ever since he found out that he was fat...yeah, big shocker there, people...and he hasn't been eating anything at all to the point that he became anorexic. It was worrying the rest of the family, while creeping out Klaus out a lot, that each of them were trying to get Stan to get back to his normal weight. Like when Hayley and Francine had injected lard into Stan's veggies, which was what was all that he ate during these past weeks. It's not like they cared what Stan did with his body anymore it was just creepy to see Stan with his big head with a bony body, they just didn't mix.

As result of Stan's anorexia, he was suspended from work until he got back to his proper weight and the family had to send him to anorexic classes to help get things back to normal. Of course when talking to the councillor, Steve took things the wrong way and thought that him dating Debbie was going to kill Stan so he had to break up with her. Distraught over what happened, Stan decided to hook Steve up with his anorexic/bulimic buddy Olivia. As for Roger, he seemed overly excited for some reason and decided to go out one evening dressed up in an 18th century male attire saying he had a 'hot date'.

Currently Naruto was at the Smith residence having dinner with Hayley and Francine since they had the house all to themselves, asides from Klaus but he was currently asleep. The dinner was pretty nice of just the three of them and the two Smith girls wished this could happen more often.

"I'll take these out, honey." Francine said as she exited the house to put the wine bottles into the recycling bin. One of them fell out of the bag and rolled over to the tarp covering the swimming pool. She tried reaching to grab it but slipped through causing her to end up in the middle of the tarp hoping that the weights holding the tarp down would do their thing. Well that didn't happen as the tarp slipped through the cement blocks causing her to almost drown when getting free from the tarp.

Once she got up to the surface, she wiped her eyes from the grime that got onto her. Wait….grime? The water is supposed to not have grime unless it didn't get cleaned as of late. Francine soon opened her eyes and saw the pool was full of food and before she knew it a rotten turkey and ham got too close to her and she started screaming.

"What's happening, Mom?!" Hayley yelled out as both she and Naruto ran outside and saw the pool full of rotten, disgusting food. Oh god, its going to be a bitch cleaning all that up now.

Naruto saw Francine's arm waving frantically from the pool and he grabbed ahold of her to pull her to the surface. Once she was out she was twitching like crazy. Well, no shit, with you covered in rotten food in a dire moment what else would you be doing.

"He never cleaned his plate. He just moved the food. He just moved the food. Why? Why?!" Francine cried out as she hugged Hayley and Naruto for dear life. Both of the young lovers looked at each other with raised brows on her over reaction but in all honestly they can let that slide since it was not a comforting experience for her.

"Come on Francine, I think we should get you cleaned up." Naruto said as he led her to the shower in the master bedroom with Hayley following to make sure would be alright, starting up the shower he took hers and his clothes off and helped her in as Naruto started to massage her shoulders calming her down with the hot water relieving the tension in her body.

-Lemon-

"Naruto please make me forget that bad experience." Francine begged wanting to forget how she almost drowned in Stan's uneaten food.

Nodding Naruto leaned forward and captured her big lips in a passionate kiss as she moaned making Naruto stick his tongue down her throat making her eyes roll back as he throat fucked her, grabbing a handful of her fat ass he started to spank them making her organism right then and there. Grabbing one of her perky tits he begin to pinch her nipple as he continued to force his tongue down her throat.

Hayley wasn't being idle, she moved closer to her boyfriend as she also got in the shower and started to kiss his neck and nibble on his earlobe making him groan in pleasure.

Pulling out of Francine mouth he decided he wanted the main course now, grabbing his now erect cock he directed at her drenched pussy before plunging it in making her eyes roll at the back of her head in pleasure.

"Oh fuck Francine you're so damn tight!" Naruto moaned as he continued to plunge into her with reckless abandon, Naruto was also giving Hayley her special needed attention by fingering her repeatedly in her tight snatch.

"Oh fuck Naruto faster!" Hayley panted as he worked wonders on her pussy.

Hayley downed as she started to make out with her own mother as if she was a bitch in heat as they both were left breathless at the amazing pleasure they were receiving.

"Oh fuck I'm about to cum! Where do you want it Francine?!" Naruto hollered as he could feel his end.

"O-On my face!" She barely wheezed out over her own slutty moaning.

Pulling out Naruto strokes his dick a couple more times before letting lose his torrent of cum all over Francine face, breast and stomach, a little bit splashing on Hayley too. Moaning Francine and Hayley leaned up and started licking the cum off like it was the last thing to drink on the earth, making Naruto instantly hard again and ready for round 2.

Leaning up Hayley took Naruto's cock in her mouth and started to suck and slurp on it like a lollipop as she was able to suppress her gag reflex.

-Lemon End-

Though before the sex could really begin they heard the door downstairs opening and heard Stan's voice.

"Francine?! Where are you? I've come to apologize and beg for your forgiveness!" Stan hollered coming up the stairs, making Naruto curse before pecking both of them on the lips more so Hayley to make it up to her.

Hayley also left to her room quickly, being left in a sour mood from her dads shitty timing and ruining her fun.

Sighing Naruto hopped in his car to go back home to his girls, smiling all the way, despite all the drama with the smiths family more so Steve and Stan, he was glad he moved here.

-Chapter End-

Official pairings:

Lisa Silver (Main #1) ~ *

Hayley Smith (Main #2) *

Sooleawa'Uha (Main #3) ~*

Tanqueray/Tiffany (Main #4) ~ *

Scarlet Reynolds (Main #5/Submissive) ~

Francine (secret relationship) ~ *

Qurchhhh (Female Pink Furry Alien that looks like Kim Kardashian)

Linda (Francine's Iranian friend/secret Relationship/Bisexual) *

Michelle (Angel Lawyer) ~

Debbie (BBW)

Akiko (Older - 16 year old)

Becky Arangino (lives/saved) ~ *

Amy/redhead (Merlot Down Dirty Shame episode)

Lindsay Coolidge ~ *

Hiko Yoshida (Akiko and Toshi's Mom)*

Janet Lewis (Principal's daughter) *

Louise (Redhead from Hurricane episode/w made up name)

Jeanine Winthrop ~

Jenny Bowen~ *

Carmen Selectra ~ (saved/lives)

Amy (blonde cheerleader)

Joanna ~

Svetlana (Mail Order Bride/possible rogue KGB agent)

Betty Smith ~(Stan's mother de-aged with 1600 candles de-aging serum)

Lydia (OC Daughter of Sooleawa'Uha)

Gina (Max Jets episode)

Gwen Ling ~ (Francine's sister)

One night stands or so:

Pandora (Debbie's Goth friend)

Mia and Sandy (Waitresses from Stan Time)

Naughty Stewardesses (Denise, Angie, Margie and Christy)

Zooey, Kristen and Danuta (Faking Bad girls)

Stress relief/friends with benefits:

Jessica (Springbreak Buddy)

Charlotte (lying about being an offender to mess with the boys)

Ally (Roger's life coach)

Julie (Francine's fellow CIA wife friend)

and other cheerleaders and strippers

Kurama Pairing:

Matatabi,

OC,

Amaterasu (Okami),

Horo (Spice and Wolf/smaller animal form)

Toshi Pairing: OC

Barry Pairing: Ashley (Doll Girl)

(Note that throughout the story some girls will be added on for the 'one night stands or so' and 'stress relief/friends with benefits' list due to American Dad currently having 12 seasons. If there are girls we supposedly missed or something, let us know so the additions will be made and be taken under consideration. Of course some girls will not be listed and left out as they are fine as they are on series canon to help out with several plots. As with girls that are in the final pairings that they will be obviously altered and added on in character development to make things more appealing.)