"What makes a 17 year old kid more important than me, right now?" Tony Stark whined, quite pathetically as he looked at the file that the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. (AKA The Agency That Really Wanted To Spell SHIELD: TATRWTS) had slammed at the meeting table when he arrived at the meeting that he had called for the Avengers. Nick Fury glared at Tony as he opened his mouth to start another rant, and Tony immediately shut up.

"This, 17 year old kid, as you call him, is a highly dangerous entity that has been seen all over Europe near many supposed terrorist attacks this recent summer. He also disappeared for 8-9 months before returning, and no one questioned it. He is thought to be a terrorist of some sort, mainly responsible for blowing up Mount Saint Helens, and the Saint Louis Arch. Anything to add, Stark?" Fury bit out scathingly.

"He's an atheist?"

Fury glared his Shut-Up-Now-Or-So-Help-Me-I-Will-Make-Your-Life-Living-Hell glare, also dubbed his Pirate Glare, for obvious reasons.

"This boy is no threat, indeed, he is a mighty hero!" Thor rumbled in his signature loud voice.

"What?" Fury inquired.

Thor and Loki both turned pale, before Loki teleported them to a nearby closet. "We are not supposed to reveal their secret! They have saved the world, and they do not need more troubles!" Loki hissed, and Thor nodded somberly, while Loki zapped them back to the meeting room.

"What were you saying, Thor?" Fury questioned as all heads swiveled to face the new-ish new-comers.

"Nothing," Thor replied meekly.

Fury scowled before continuing, "Anyways, I want you guys to try and apprehend the boy, and take him to the Helicarrier. Make sure you get rid of his friends, though. There, we will check to see if he is a threat. Understood?"

"Waaait a moment, you want us to capture a 17 year old kid? He's not even an adult!" Tony and Clint protested, while Thor and Loki watched in apprehension.

"I don't care!" Fury barked, before exiting the room, his trench coat swishing behind him ominously.

"Why do I have to be in school, again?" The kid in question whined to the blonde haired girl behind him as he tugged at his backpack.

"Seaweed Brain, you need to finish high school so that we can get into a nice college in New Rome. Plus, you'll have an advantage, as you know a lot more than the other kids, seeing as you're repeating a year." The girl replied patiently, as she had a thousand times earlier.

The kid scowled.

"When you're done for the day, meet me up back here, and then we can go with the others to gape at Olympus, okay Percy?" The girl asked, as if it was perfectly normal to gape at Olympus, the Palace of the Frickin' Gods!

"Okay, Annabeth." Percy replied, as Annabeth raced off to her "smart people" school, and Percy entered Goode.

"How was your day?" Annabeth asked Percy cheerfully.

"Great, I just got two detentions, and I have a quiz next week. Plus, the resident bullies are gigantic, and I can't do anything about them, as it would ruin my cover. Come back next week to watch the Lets-Beat-Up-Percy show!" Percy replied sarcastically.

"Poor you." Annabeth commented sympathetically, "Come on, we're meeting everybody at McDonald's, and then we're going to watch and make fun of Hercules!" Annabeth told Percy, as she dragged him off to McDonald's.

Observing from his perch near Goode, Clint spoke in to his comm. "They're going to McDonald's, and then their watching Hercules. Everyone, assemble at McDonald's!" Clint announced, as he leapt down to the sidewalk.

"Yay! Food!" Thor cheered, oblivious to the fact that he was going to be helping detain Perseus Jackson, Savior of Olympus.

"Dunce-Head!" Loki hissed, grabbing Thor's arm, "We can't reveal anything, got it?" Thor nodded his head, all of his good cheer vanishing as he realized what he and his fellow Avengers were about to do.

The Avengers walked into the restaurant, immediately spotting their target, along with his ten other friends. "He doesn't look like much," Tony whispered, not at all quietly.

"Looks can be deceiving," Natasha answered.

"Yeah," Clint agreed sarcastically, noting the scrawny boy who was supposedly an international terrorist, "Like you, you look like a lovely ball of love, and..." Clint trailed off as Natasha glowered at him.

Tony sniggered, before going to place their orders, while the others went to find a strategic place to sit seven people. And that is how the Avengers spent a perfectly good afternoon stalking ten teenagers. Sadly, nothing interesting happened, unless you count one of the boys throwing pop-corn at the screen when Hades appeared. As the Avengers where tailing the last two, Percy and Annabeth, the others having departed, Percy turned and spotted them. The Avengers' eyed widened at being discovered stalking two teenagers, and they tensed. But, Percy turned back around, and the Avengers relaxed. Suddenly, as they rounded a corner, Tony found himself pinned to the wall of a building, a bronze knife at his throat. All of the Avengers were visibly startled, especially when they realized the knife was held by the girl walking with Percy.

"Whoa, calm down there girl, ya'know, threatening someone with a knife is illegal, right?" Tony drawled, as the Avengers reached for their weapons.

"Don't move," A voice barked out. The Avengers all turned, save Tony, to see a girl, and seven others, appearing, all of whom had some sort of weapon drawn. Oh, and they were apparently Percy's friends, who supposedly left already!

"Uhhm, I'm pretty sure all of that is very much illegal," Tony gestured to the best of his ability to all of the weapons being wielded by teenagers.

"So is stalking people!" The one with the knife to Tony's throat retorted.

"Uhhmm," Was the best Tony could muster.

"How long have you known?" Natasha inquired.

"Since McDonald's," a girl with choppy brown hair and kaleidoscopic eyes replied.

Tony's eyes bugged out. They weren't that obvious, were they? Apparently all of the other Avengers thought the same, as they all mirrored Tony's buggy look, save Natasha, of course.

"Who are you weirdos, anyways?" A girl who looked like a stereotypical punk girl with a Death to Barbie t-shirt asked bluntly.

Ton grinned, as well as Clint, and in unison, they announced, "We, are Earth's Mightiest Heroes, The Ones to Save Your Collective Arses, The One, The Only, Avengers!" expecting some kind of wowed reaction, and maybe a little bit of fear. What they were not expecting, however, was all of the teenagers to say:

"The who now?!"

Read and review! I would love to hear your opinion. FYI: I know this is totally over used, but I just love it with all of the possibilities. Mostly everything in the MCU is canon. BUT, in my story, Loki has redeemed himself after The Dark World, because come on, that movie was terrible! And this takes place after HoO.