- April 27th, Friday 7.20 am. Misaki's pov -

It's been a few days since the whole Shirohama-san incident. I hadn't seen any new newspaper headlines or mails, or anything at all. I was surprised. Though I highly doubt she'd given up. She and Ijuuin-sensei were plotting something together, that's what I thought about the whole situation. I became furious again, just by the thought of it.

I was on my way to school as I noticed a slow-driving limousine just a few inches behind me. I just shrugged it off and picked up the pace. As I turned around the corner, I stood still and peeked back around to see if they were still following me. The limo had stopped in its tracks and a female figure came out of the car. I jumped up, it was Shirohama-san. She giggled as she opened the other side of the car. Ijuuin-sensei stepped out too.

'Isn't it supposed to be the other way around? A gentleman is supposed to open the door for a lady, no?' 'Oh cut the crap, you're gay and I'm only into grey-haired men. We're allies, not in a relationship. Now get out. We're looking for Misaki, remember?'

Did I just hear that right? They're both here? Maybe it's time to set my plan- or rather, Usagi's plan in action. Usagi and I came up with a plan to "twist" their story to our favor. It would have a 50/50 chance of succeeding. But it's better than nothing. I flipped out my phone and got on my knees. My phone was brand new, Usagi bought it for the sole purpose of this plan; and also because apparently, my phone was from the stone ages and he disliked how it didn't have any internet or other apps on it. I sighed at the thought.

- Flashback to April 24th, after the incident. Usagi's pov -

'We'll just have to twist their story a bit.' Misaki frowned at me, then scratched his chin as if he was sincerely thinking of a plan. His concentrated face made me laugh; it was adorable.

'Uhm, well, Shirohama-san is after you and Ijuuin-sensei is...' he paused for a bit and fiddled with his hands, '... after me... So, what if we turn the tables. What if you pretend to be into Ijuuin-sensei and I'll make the press think Shirohama-san is cheating on "you" with "me."' I laughed straight after Misaki finished his sentence. It was the most naive, ignorant idea ever and I loved it; but that'd mean I'd have to pretend to be into that filthy man who laid his hands on my Misaki.

I'll do it for him... I sighed and nodded.

'Very well. But I am NOT kissing that filthy-' 'No, no you don't have to. We have to make the press believe that you are.'

- April 27th, Friday 7.20 am. Misaki's pov -

I texted Usagi to let him know they followed me to school. To be fair, I already felt like they would do this sort of thing. They were trying to break us apart; But I won't fall for these things again.

Only a few minutes later, after I'd hidden in the bushes nearby as they passed me, looking for... well, me; Usagi parked his car at school. He lit a cigarette and crossed his arms. Another car followed, it was a small camera crew. Different people, of course. They were on Usagi's side.

I made my way to Usagi and as soon as I did, Shirosama and Ijuuin-sensei rocked up.

'Darling!' Usagi bursted out; a handful of students turned around.

'Is that Usami-san?! Oh my god!' Many students gathered around them.

'Oh is that Shirohama-san? OH and Ijuuin-sensei?! What's going on?' I heard the whispers of many students and even a few teachers. They didn't get too close, but they all stared at them. I made my way through and watched from a few feet away; They couldn't see me, just.

'Oh, darling, I've missed you!' Ijuuin-sensei took a step back, giving off a disgusted look.

Usagi shot the camera crew a look, which was their cue. He wrapped his arms around Ijuuin-sensei and used his charms - that he loves to draw in his ero-manga's - and lifted up his chin and closed his eyes, moving his face closer to his ear.

'I. got. you.' is what I read on Usagi's lips as he pulled away. 'Nice to see you as well, Shirohama-san, did you enjoy your romantic night with Misaki-kun? I didn't think you'd cheat on me like this; Sleeping with my housemate just to get back at me. A shame really; I wanted to break up with you anyway. I'm in love with Ijuuin now.' He winked at him. It made me feel disgusted, yet I laughed. It was all an act and I'd forgotten how good Usagi was at acting.

'HAAAAAAAH?!' Shirohama was taken aback by it all, and quickly turned around to see all the flashing lights around her; more cameramen had followed along. Most likely because of a few students who studied A/V (audio/video) and had friends who worked for the news and/or newspapers.

'NO, NO. THIS IS NOT WHAT- NO, STOP TAKING PICTURES.' I grinned, it was my time to shine now. I opened my backpack and took out a pair of panties; it belonged to miss Aikawa (and no, it wasn't worn); she wanted Usagi to use it as an example in one of his manga's, were a man wakes up as a woman and has to find his perfect prince to turn him back into a man. It was a bit messed up, but a funny story nonetheless.

'Ma'am, I think you forgot something last night.' I walked towards Shirohama and handed her the lace panties. Her face turned bright-red. 'How did you...?!' I frowned, were these similar to those she actually owns? Perfect...

'I didn't think you'd get that drunk and actually take the first step. You told me you two broke up and only wanted me.' I turned to Usagi.

'My apologies Usami-san, I honestly didn't know.' 'Eh, it's all fine. She likes to sleep around anyway. She asked me out, only because she didn't want her fans to find out she sleeps around. I've longed for Ijuuin, not her. I'm a homo-sexual and she knows. Didn't think she'd fool so many people.'

I grinned, looking at their faces, hearing the students behind me go "OHHHH" "OH MY GOD."

The camera crew kept taking more and more shots of what was happening, students were filming and Usagi-chan slowly walked down the set of stairs and handed me my bento;

'Oh thanks Usa- Usami-san.' I nearly screwed up there.

'You left it in the kitchen, kid, I'll be on my way home again. Bye-bye!' He said the last part to Ijuuin-sensei and blew him a kiss. He then whispered in my ear, quickly before walking off 'I love you only, Misaki.' I tried my best not become a tomato again. Damnit that Usagi. Glad our plan seemed to work. The crew left and everyone else went back into the school as the schoolbell rang. Just before entering the school I could hear Ijuuin and Shirohama yell at each other.

'I CAN'T BELIEVE WE WERE FOOLED LIKE THIS. HOW DID THEY- WHAT EVEN. AARGGHH. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT IJUUIN!'

'ME? I followed you around, thinking we'd bump into Misaki and could pull something out of him. It was all your idea!'

'... It's not over yet... This means war.'

My grin soon faded; was this really not the end... No, it is. We won.

We won.