Hello, thank you for the reviews, they're sweet. c: Also, wow, we're moving into a huge house. o3o So with school and moving, I'm not sure how I'll be able to write, sad face. However comma, I'll do my best! :) I'm not sure how things'll work out from here, but I gotta keep trying my best.

Er...I guess that's it. With moving, there probably won't be a proper schedule, another sad face... Sorry, I promised you one so maybe I could get back to other stories I've written. Well, back to GrayLu!

Also, does this website not want me to add cover photos? ;_; They don't ever seem to save and I can't upload one on my computer, gotta use someone else's. *cries* Whyyyyyy... Is anyone else having this problem cause it's really annoying to update and if there's a way to fix it, I'd like to fix it, like, now.

CHAPTER 3

Last time on I Don't Want to Date that!...

Shit, everything was turning out VERY VERY bad right now. He needed something, a diversion of sorts. Lucy was cornered as well and she seemed about ready to fight. But fighting wasn't going to solve anything right now, Virgo seemed too strong in his opinion. She knew it too, there were way too many odds against her. There was only one way out. And both of them knew what it was on the inside. And they both were extremely reluctant but in the end, it was the only option.

He ran to her. She ran to him. And their lips touched.

...and the story continues...

"AWWWWWWWWWWW!"

The furious short-tempered maid and the almost naked man melted in the cuteness. Gray and Lucy looked stiff, but that didn't matter. The kiss was all that was needed to get rid of their anger.

"They're one of those couples!" "They hide their love from everyone and secretly try to make it happen!" "Love-hate relationships are the best!" "Ship name, ship name!" Gray and Lucy stared at the oddballs, jumping around and holding hands...getting excited over nothing. Their squealing and cheering was so loud that the couple knew they would be heard all around the estate.

"I have to get out of here..." Lucy said, hissing. Silently and swiftly maneuvering around the grass, she disappeared. Gray stood there, dumbfounded over the situation. These people were clearly out of their minds as they danced around, skipping and whistling and joining arms.

"Strange people..." But he took this time to escape as well, having no choice but to follow Lucy since the other weirdos were going toward the actual exit. Weaving through bushes and trees, he found himself next to Lucy.

"I thought I made it clear I didn't want to see your ugly mug," she hissed.

"Well, those two are blocking the exit and I can't seem to escape your hideousness," he replied, eye twitching. The blonde let out a groan and punched him in the gut. Gray grimaced, annoyed by the sudden hit.

"The hell was that for?!" Gray yelled.

"That was for kissing me!" Lucy retorted, "How dare you put your slimy lips on mine?!"

"You ran toward me too! There was no other way, woman!"

"Don't call me 'woman,' shit kitten!"

"Then don't call me shit kitten, 'woman!'" God, this woman was insane. How the hell was he supposed to put up dating HER? If only he could drop her into a pit of lions and cacti...no more problems...

"Staring at my boobs now, huh?" Lucy said, turning away.

"What the FUCK are you talking about?" Gray said, snapping out of his torture dream, "Look, you're crazy as fuck. Get me out of here already, I hate standing next to you. You gotta know some way out right?"

"If anything you're the crazy one here," she said annoyed, "But come on, this way, shit kitten. See if you can keep up."

"Of course I can keep up, you're in heels. You're so un-ladylike that you can barely walk in them-" Suddenly two stilettos were thrown in his direction, which he barely dodged. Fucking HELL, this woman was crazy! The heels stuck into the tree behind him and his face paled slightly, wishing the stilettos the best of luck in their future endeavors. When he turned back, her gorgeous dress was already torn. The bottom had been ripped, rags scattered everywhere. The gloves were thrown off and her hair was let down in the luscious curls.

She would look damn good if she wasn't such a psycho bitch.

"Hurry up. I can't stand your shitty aura," Lucy said rudely before running off. Gray quickly followed, barely catching up. She was like a wild animal and she acted like one too. A crazy, psychotic, furious, diseased animal. Without the fucking.

"Climb, shit kitten." In front of him were loose bricks, barely a foothold. Up to the top of the wall was freedom. He looked at his shoes and looked back at her.

"You have got to be kidding me." He pointed at the bricks, scowling at the woman. "How the HELL am I supposed to leave this way? And it's several meters high, I could die!" She smirked.

"I hope you do."

"You're an infuriating person, you know."

"And you're a coward. Can't climb something a WOMAN can't?"

"Are you implying I'm sexist? Where are you even getting these ideas?!" Nonetheless, he pushed himself up, slowly making his way up and up and up and up. His need to get out of a place like that was what pushed him forward.

"You're a slug, shit kitten."

"I don't exactly want to DIE here, you know!"

"If you die, we're out of this mess."

"Tempting, but I think my life is worth more than that. I can handle a monster. If I lose my life for something as insignificant and horrible as you, I think I might cry." There, she was rendered speechless. Pushing himself up the wall, he found the way out. He was supposed to make a leap for the trees and shimmy his way down.

"Sayonara, shit kitten," she said, flipping him the finger.

"I hope a camel fucking shits all over you," he muttered under his breath before making his leap of faith toward freedom.

School. The one place where everything could finally be normal. A place she could get away from that terrible terrible weekend. She never thought she'd actually say it...

But Lucy Heartfilia was actually genuinely going to enjoy school today.

Monday morning came along and she hummed happily to herself, ready to take on the world. A world where she could actually avoid the shit kitten. Slipping on her uniform, she wiped her lips, still feeling the ghosts of his lips.

Never in a million years would she say to THAT he was her first kiss. Never ever ever ever ever-

"Miss Lucy." She jumped in the middle of putting on her makeup. Virgo stood at the door, as if she was there all along.

"Oh, Virgo. Mornin. What's for breakfast?"

"For breakfast, we have prepared waffles, covered in Nutella and strawberries. They are now fresh, warm, and ready to be eaten by Miss Lucy."

"Great! I guess I'll get going then!" She walked toward the exit, a little bounce in her step before she was stopped by Virgo, blocking her way out of there. "Hey, what gives, Virgo. I'm gonna be late at this rate-"

"I understand that you and your boyfriend go to the same school. So I decided to accompany you today," Virgo said in her emotionless face. Lucy froze in defeat. No. This couldn't be happening. Play it cool. Play it cool.

"...why is that? I haven't been accompanied by someone since I was little...I know how to get to school," Lucy said, a frown on her face.

"It is not that I am worried about. It is the fact that you may be too excited to see your boyfriend. What if you have a rendezvous of sorts and your studies go down? I have given my concerns to your father, Miss Lucy, and he wholeheartedly agrees that I may show you to school until a trust has been formed."

"Virgo!" She wailed sadly, knowing what this meant.

"It is an order from your father and I will not disobey. I will do my best not to intrude in today's classes."

"Wait, the whole day?! I thought you said accompany!"

"Accompany encompasses more than walking you to and from school. You may try to sneak out of school during your classes. Of course, I already know about your usual leaves, but if you have a meeting with your beloved...with sexual relations..." Virgo turned away, her stoic face slightly blushed, "Your father insists that it is a critical moment of your life. Pregnancy is not an option."

"ARE YOU SAYING I'M GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH THAT...I mean, him?!" Deep breaths, Luce, you can do this.

"I am not saying that. I am saying that you must not let your emotions control you. Sometimes, when you are in the moment, you may not realize it, but you will find yourself in a penetration situation-"

"Please never say those two words together again," Lucy said, ready to pull her hair out.

"...in an invaded position where you can not reverse the consequences of your actions."

"Virgo, I can say with as much confidence that I can muster...I am NOT planning to have sex with him! I'm not an idiot!" Lucy said, trying to keep her composure. Her eye was twitching wildly, she wanted to be alone at school!

Then the silent scorn and darkness came out of the maid and Lucy froze.

"...fine. Let's go then." Storming off with anger, she threw on her blazer and walked out of the door proudly, quickening her usual pace to try and lose the maid, even though it was futile. Was that kiss the right thing? Of course not, it was her first kiss. She always thought it would be something dreamy, something romantic. But no, she was stuck with Mr. Kitten Shit. And now Virgo's completely obsessed with the idea with them dating, when that's the LAST thing she wanted on her mind.

"Fullbuster. Pep talk time." Gray didn't care if he looked insane as he stood in front of his school gates. He was already insanely hot, anyway. If he started talking to himself, he was sure that he would probably be even more attractive because in today's society crazy and sexy equals delicious hot man. "You're going to walk in there as if you've never even met that crazy woman. You're going to go inside that school and be you. A single, free man. A single, HOT free man. You're going to walk in there with no commitments. That's right Fullbuster. Be the man you really are. Be FREE!"

And as he yelled out his warrior cry of freedom, he charged forward.

Only to be tackled down by Lucy Heartfilia, her body pouncing on him as if he was fresh meat. Understandable from anyone else but this crazy ass-

"I THOUGHT WE HAD AN AGREEMENT, WOMAN!" Gray yelled. Lucy's eye twitched and she covered his mouth quickly with her hand. Shit, people were staring and in Fairy Tail High, rumors spread fast.

"Shut the FUCK up and come with me, NOW!" The blonde emphasized her words carefully but quietly, making sure she didn't attract to my people's attention. Gray, a scowl on his face, stood up and reluctantly followed her quick steps into a quiet place in the courtyard where no one could hear them.

"Now can you tell me WHAT THE EXACT FUCK IS GOING ON?!" Gray said, annoyed.

"Shut up, shit kitten, and listen to me!" Lucy said, doing a few double takes, "We're-"

"No, you listen to me! You and I are ENEMIES here. We're supposed to NOT associate, NOT talk, and least of all NOT find ourselves in these damn situations!" Gray yelled, pushing her a bit, "We made a plan and NO ONE COULD POSSIBLY BE WATCHING US HERE-"

"Watching you what?" An innocent looking Virgo popped out from behind a bench. Suddenly, a pang of helplessness and defeat struck his heart and he nearly wanted to faint.

"How did you even hide in the bench, that thing has holes and spots you can easily be seen in...there are, like, bushes right there," Lucy said, actually curious.

"Pilates," Virgo replied, "Now can you explain what's going on here, Miss Lucy?" Suddenly she gave an awkward laugh...like, really awkward laugh.

"This isn't what it looks like, Virgo! I was just making sure he was on his best behavior...he's really such a fliIIIRAAAAHHH-"

"We're missing Fullbuster and Heartfilia today? ...both explanatory, so let's begin the lesson-"

Suddenly, the door opens and in comes a pink haired maid dragging a beat up blonde and raven haired couple, who looked very pained, handcuffed to the the pink haired maid's wrists.

"Excuse these two, Sensei. They were busy with their penetration situations on your school grounds," Virgo said stoically. The class and the teacher's mouth dropped, along with a couple of pens.

"I told you to stop calling it that..." Lucy said, under her breath.

I feel like this chapter could have been better, but meh...SOOO BUSYYYYY. Can't believe I swept it in! Thanks for reading! Especially you! Of course! You, haha! ...not, Yuu.

Yuu...

Yuu...

Otosaka...Ayumi...

PIZZA SAUCEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(weird kbye)

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