I don't Own Gravity Falls, you guys remember this story, its been like four years man haha. Thanks for all the love and support, I really cringe at this story at times because of how cliche it is, but some of you guys like it, and that's alright for me.

"Oh goody, this is great news!" Bill said clapping his hands, come on let's get out of here, he then tore a vortex and stepped inside, leaving the grocery store in one piece with him.

Dipper had no idea how he ended up here, everything was moving at a fast pace. The enemy that he and Mabel defeated years ago is up and about, acting like nothing was happening.

And now he had to attend Bill Cipher's wedding as the best man, his life and the life of his family depended on his stubby demonic hands.

"We're here!" Cipher announced, they were in a dimension completely different from anything Earth had to offer, it looked like a room with a huge bed and large mirror on the top of it.

"Welcome to my room, isn't it delightful?" He said fluttering his eyes, "This is going to be the best wedding ever, hey Dipper," He gushed, trapping his shoulder "Knock knock."

Dipper moaned, if he didn't play along he knew that he would get obliterated, especially in his dimension with no way of getting out.

"Who's there..." He muttered in a monotone voice.

"Orange" He chuckled, holding back his laughs.

"Orange you glad that you're my best man." He let out a hardy laugh that was enough to fill up the room, he then punched him in the chest very hard, which was the indication that he should laugh with him. Dipper chuckled faintly, swallowing a hard lump on his throat.

"I have the pre-wedding jitters Dipper, can you help me relax, go get me a cup of water from my bathroom over there, and then we'll talk about what's going to happen"

"W-well wheres the glass then?" He questioned.

"I-inside the bathroom there stupid head, you humans aren't the very brightest..."

"Thenwhydidyoupickmeasbestman" Dipper whispered under his breath, he walked over to his large bathroom, as soon as he over to the large triangle-shaped door.

He was horrified by the number of eyes floating around, staring at his every move, he grabbed a small glass over water and filled up to the top, he can hear the clock ticking second by second, he was worried about what Pacifica and their baby might do realizing he was gone. He came back to the room and handed the water to him.'

"Lovely," He pridefully stated, as soon as he finished drinking, he threw it angrily on the other side of the room.

"Now Pines, since you're my best man, you're going to help me pick out my tie for my wedding, he floated over to the closet and opened it, in it was a large array of ties, there must have been a million of them, Dipper's mood changed from one of nervousness to one of extreme exhaustion just by looking at them.

"Don't worry kid, it won't take that long."

Six Hours later...

"That wasn't so bad was it." The demonic pyramid pridefully said he was wearing a yellow polkadot tie with a top hat on. Dipper's mind was at this point was very furious, whether it was Cipher whining about this or that, or him just acting like a complete cunt towards him, this was his idea. He wanted to just slash his brick skin at this moment, erasing him from existence.

"Now then, do you want to see what's in store at the wedding, it's going to be super-duper fun, I think you'll like my bride that I carefully hand-selected." He cheerfully shouted, twisting and turning around, "You're going to have fun, it's going to be wonderful." He stated tipping his hat, Dipper had a scowl on his face, either he was trolling him or this had to be some sort of sick prank.

"I fucking loathe you," Dipper muttered with a serious tone.

"Thank you, love you too!" He replied giving him a wink, "First put on these blindfolds and I'll direct you to the wedding room." he asked, giving him a blindfold, he rolled his eyes and complied. He placed the blindfold on top of his eyes. Cipher then lead him out of the room, he can hear whispered around him, he was hoping that this was all a dream and he would wake up.

M-maybe this is a trap, maybe he had something worst planned for him. The more he thought about it , the less likely a rescue of any sort was going to happen, how was it going to happen, he was in Cipher's mind, and there was no way he was getting himself out of this, especially in his current state, even if he could fight off Cipher without being incinerated, how many more minions were here? If Pacifica got help, how would the Cops even come here? How would she even know what happened in the first place?

That's when he came to a horrifying discovery, a feeling of dread washed upon his mind.

He... He was going to get killed here. This was his revenge.

And knowing Cipher, that was most likely going to happen, he basically a young man going to his death, perhaps he wanted to get dressed for this occasion.

His family, his friends, he was never going to see them again, no more feeding Patricia, no more honeymoons with Pacifica, no more hanging out with his sister Mabel, Dipper cried as he realized all of this, any hope that he had of being rescued was drowned out by extreme despair.

The sound of the door opening again managed to get his attention, he heard an organ play in the distance, he didn't hear anyone there.

"Okay Dipper old pal, you're gonna love my new bride!" He chuckled, he let go of his blindfolds, and what he saw shook him to his core.

"M-mabel!" He shouted, she was bound and gagged, she had a black wedding dress on, her tears streamed down her face, smearing her makeup.

"Surprise!" He shouted in joy, "Now where are the wedding rings, your sister is very impatient for this wedding to commence...

Haha, oh boy, bet you guys didn't expect that you thought he was gonna go kidnap Mabel, only heaven knows what's going to happen, sorry for the short chapter, I really wanted to revamp this story because I left it on a cliffhanger, and now im leaving it on another cliffhanger again, expect an update soon, Thanks.