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It was a regular day on Olympus. Well...as regular as it gets, considering the fact that it's in the sky and all. Regardless, the weather was delightful and the clouds sat like cotton candy. The minor gods were up and about in their business.
Like always, the Throne Room was in a state of emergency.
Athena and Poseidon were arguing about Percy and Annabeth's relationship.
"YOUR SON DOES NOT DESERVE MY DAUGHTER, YOU PIECE OF BARNACLE BRAIN!" Athena said, eyes wild and her golden locks swaying angrily.
"Well, it was Annabeth who fell in love with my son.." Poseidon retorted, with a slow and smug smirk.
Artemis and Aphrodite were in a hot debate about boys.
"Arty...Please?" Aphrodite begged, eyes widening and lips pouting. "All the boys will want to sleep with you if I give you a makeover!"
"FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON'T WANT A MAKEOVER OR MEN!" Artemis got ready to shoot arrows at Aphrodite. "THAT'S ALSO SUPERFICIAL AS HECK IF THEY ONLY CARE ABOUT MY LOOKS!"
While the two of them were engrossed in their fight, Apollo, bathing in his golden glory, constructed a haiku, "My lil sis is mad; she is going bonkers now; I am mega hot!"
Hera was lecturing Zeus about how terrible he was, as she should. "Why did you even marry me if you were going to sleep and have sex with other women!?"
Zeus stayed silent and buried his face in his hands, shame creeping into his cheeks.
Demeter was ranting about cereal to Ares and when he mocked her, she promptly summoned whole grain wheat cereal and threw a handful at him. She missed her intended target most of the time and they ended up hitting Hades who was sitting on a guest chair summoning dead people to throw back cereal.
Hephaestus was the only sane one.
He sat in his chair facepalming and hoping someone would stop this ruckus.
Hestia, who was tending the flames felt empathy for Hephaestus and decided to do something about it...
She stood up from her sitting position and shouted at her relatives, "SHUT UP!"
All the gods stopped talking and stared at Hestia in awe. Generally speaking, Hestia was the most dormant and calm one. Her modest and tranquil nature solidified her position as the family peacemaker.
"I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! YOU PEOPLE ARE ARGUING LIKE A BUNCH OF TEENS SO YOU PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE TEENS!" Athena tried to say something but was cut off by Hestia. "Athena, we do not have to be wise and analytical about this."
Before anyone could object, Hestia started chanting and the gods slowly transformed into teens...
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- SJ