Friday 7:13 pm
Hey loser, you still at Em's?
Excuse me?
Excuse you?
What's your problem?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Well you're the one that texted me first?
Sorry, probably typed the wrong number and sent it you by accident.
One week later (Saturday 4:31 pm)
Hi
Wrong number again.
Nope. intended.
What do you want?
Someone to talk to? :)
You're weird. I don't even know you.
So?
Go bother your friends.
I can't, they're busy.
So you don't think I'm busy? Go bother someone else.
Do you have PMS or something?
How rude!
Well, you sound agitated.
Gee, I wonder why?
Did someone kick your puppy?
Nope, I just don't want to talk to you!
Oh really? Why are you still texting me then? :P
You are so annoying!
See, you still want to talk me, I knew it!
2 mins. later
Hello!
You still there?
Yoohoo!
Miss PMS?
Well if ever you need someone to talk to, you have my number. ;)
Thursday 11:11 pm
Good Evening.
Who's this?
Just kidding! ;) Hey there miss PMS!
How'd you know I'm a girl?
Well you text like one! Why so uptight? :p
You jerk!
Sorry didn't mean to offend you. :(
Well this is awkward. I'm kinda not used to talking to strangers. Anyways, just cause you're a guy, doesn't mean you should pick on girls!
What if I told you that I, like you, am also a girl. :p
Yeah right.
Seriously!
No kidding? Well I thought you got my number from someone and tried to hit on me!
Someone thinks too highly of herself. :p
Ha Ha very funny! Well I was just wondering why you'd still wanna text me knowing I'm a girl and all.
Girls aren't allowed to text girls anymore now?
Well most girls don't. Wait are you gay?
Well I'm not most girls. And so what if I'm gay? Are you homophobic or something?
Well I have friends who are gay, so it doesn't bother me at all. But don't think on hitting on me or something, I am straight you know!
That's what they all say before they met me haha! But not all gay girls hit on straight girls you know.
So you're saying you're gay?
Well nope, but I'm openly bi. :P
Well I'm not judging or anything though. If you're bi then that's cool with me, just remember not to hit on me.
Okay weirdo! Anyways what changed your mind about texting me?
I'm bored.
Well it's almost midnight, go to sleep.
Can't, just drank coffee.
Talk to your friends then. :)
They're busy.
Your boyfriend?
If you don't wanna talk to me, you could have just said so!
Now there's the miss PMS I know!
20 mins. later
Hey miss PMS!
You still there?
Sorry. I was just joking. :(
Wow you're clingy!
Sorry I thought I offended you or something.
Nope, I just did something.
Nature calls?
Ugh! You are so annoying! My friend just arrived and brought some snacks, so I went downstairs.
Well you could've brought your phone with you. Just admit that you were pissed or something.
I really don't know why I'm still texting you! You're so frustrating! One minute you're apologizing then the next you go back to annoying me! How old are you, 10?
Well FYI I am 19. I'm guessing you're 30?
How dare you?! I'm only 21, you, though, act like a child!
21? You sure? Just because you aren't a teenager anymore, doesn't mean you can't have fun! :p
Well I don't like your definition of fun, and I'm really doubting you're 19! It's not always fun and games you know!
Yikes! You must really have a big problem.
Well most adults do.
Care to share?
No, why would I?
Fine.
Sunday 9:30 am
Good Morning!
You busy?
Hello?
You awake?
?
Speechless? That's a first!
What do you want?
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
Well you weren't that nice either.
Okay fine. Sorry for disturbing you.
I'll probably regret this but since I'm a good person, what seems to be the problem?
Nothing.
Seriously?
Yeah seriously. So tell me something interesting.
You really are a weirdo.
Come on. Please for me.
Fine, what do you want to hear?
Anything! How's your day? How have you been?
Miss PMS is this really you?
I'm in a good mood today, so I'm letting you off.
Well it's weird that you're being nice to me.
I AM NICE!
Okay miss nice girl. Why are you texting me so early though? It's only 10 in the morning!
I slept late and all my friends went out for some breakfast. So now I'm alone.
Did you eat already?
I'm pouring milk into my bowl of fruit loops as we speak. So go on with the story already!
Okay miss bossy pants! But there's a catch.
WHAT?
Well not everything's free you know.
Fine what is it?
Your name. ;)
Oh right, we've never actually introduced ourselves!
Yup, I've written you as Miss PMS here in my phone haha!
You Jerk! Which is by the way, also your name in my phone! I am not miss PMS, go change it!
How can I, when I don't even know your name!
No way! You might stalk me or something.
Well bye now, I'm going back to sleep! :P
Ugh fine I'll give you my first name but only that!
Okay fine, so here goes my epic story!
My friend Benji is a huge magic nerd and he has these awesome magic stuff, with the birds, rabbits and saws (weird right?) Anyways, there's this new girl Emily and he was so into her, that he showed her his magic stuff. So we thought she got weirded out by it, but she actually thought it was pretty sweet that he was always showing her magic tricks.
So Emily's this super talented girl who got into some competition in Europe and Benji followed her for support and our group of friends went too, so when he showed up backstage, Em thought it was so sweet she tried to kiss him, but when she did, he excused himself because he had another magic trick where a bunch of scarves went out of his mouth. Just as he was finished taking all of them out of his mouth, Emily was already called to perform.
He thought he blew his chance, but after Emily's performance she went straight to Benji and turns out she likes him too. So now they're dating and yup that's the gist of it.
Well what a weird way to start a relationship, but also pretty cute how he followed her all the way to Europe. Thanks for the story, really funny!
Now it's your turn to hold up your end of the bargain!
I am a woman of my word. I'm Chloe.
Nice to meet you Chloe...
Nope still not giving you my last name, you might stalk me or something!
Fine fine, you will give it to me someday though bwahahahaha!
Dork! How bout you?
What about me?
Your name?
I believe it wasn't part of the deal?
Unfair! So your name's gonna be 'Jerk' forever in my phone.
Forever? So you're keeping in touch? ;)
Maybe.
Maybe? That's not fair.
I need a name first.
Ugh fine, call me BM.
BM, seriously? Are you messing with me again?
Nope, that's what my friends call me most of the time.
Fine, it's nice to meet you BM!
You too Chloe, you too. :)