(Disclaimer: I don't own Hiro Mashima's Fairy Tail. Unless I get a time machine or a body shifting machine.)

XOXO

"L-O-V-E, I love you! " Dan announced while bending like bubble gum and making weird alphabet impersonations.

As if the day couldn't get worse for Lucy, who was returning from the solo mission. And had to deal with this knight on her train back home. It's like the universe hated her.

Why was she here again? Oh that's right, because of a certain dragon slayer, may she add DESTRUCTIVE! Yeah because of a certain destructive dragon slayer they were never paid the full reward on their jobs and also due to the fact that a certain scary landlady would always ask her to-, more like always ordered her to pay the freaking rent!

Now she was stuck with Dan Straight for two freaking hours in this compartment. Why can't they have teleporters in this world?

"Hey Lu-tan lets get married. I have perfect wedding plan." said Dan dreamily , quite lost in his head and God knows what he Is thinking. Obviously about himself and a blonde in her wedding dress walking down the aisle...

Lucy just sighed "For the last time, will you quit annoying me?"

"But Lulu I hav-..." Dan continued, but Lucy zoned out.

She hadn't informed Natsu about her solo mission but she had at least informed Gray and Mira knew too. He would probably be eating her food right now or would be sleeping in her so called 'comfy' bed. So no need to worry.

'Just wait till I get home Natsu , if I see you in my apartment. I swear I will kick you hard.'

She was so exhausted that she could care less about Dan. She was not given full reward because Aquarius flooded the village. This was the cause of her wrath. She had worked so hard at her job but Aquarius had to ruin it for her. Normally she was calm, but today was an exception. Before she realised she drifted off to deep sleep.

"Oh Lu-tan, oh Lulu... wake up..time for you to go. Your station has arrived." Dan was waving his hand across Lucy's face.

"Oh hey, Dan what's the time?" Lucy mumbled as she lifted her head from Dan's lap.

"It's 9." he said.

"..." Adjusting her eyes she stretched.

"Thank y-.."she said.

WAIT A MINUTE!

"Dan you PERVERT!" She slapped him across the face.

"Why am I in your lap? What did you do?" Lucy questioned.

"You didn't look comfortable. So I let you use my lap. I didn't do anything else. But don't worry Lu-tan, we will be doing it in OUR future" he said.

*Wink* *wink*

The situation was already worse and the one to be blamed was winking at her. WINKING?! This was it. Though her legs were paining, she had regained enough energy to...

"LUCY KICK!" she screamed and left. She was done with it. Soon Dan flew away and landed in the river.

How could she? How? How could she sleep knowing that there is a guy in her compartment? Boy, she felt stupid and very angry.

Walking, she stomped her feet and emitted a dark aura indicating everyone not to mess with her today.

-Lucy's apartment

Being exhausted , she could care less about the pink haired boy sleeping peacefuly on her bed. So peaceful...that she envied him. She needed sleep right away and collapsed on the bed beside Natsu. She'll deal with him later on.

She woke up early and started to do morning chores. You know like brushing her teeth,combing her hair, making breakfast, getting dressed, taking bath, eating break-...and yadda yadda ya...

"NATSU DRAGNEEL! JUST WAKE THE HELL UP ALREADY! DO YOU WANT BREAKFAST OR NOT? BECAUSE I AM GOING TO EAT IT!" She screamed because she knew this was the only way to wake her partner up. Natsu was a heavy sleeper and once, he even punched her hard in his sleep.( It wasn't a very nice experience crashing into a group of hungry Vulcans at midnight.)

"Oh Luce, you are pretty angry, what happened on your sleepover? " He said rubbing his eyes.

He walked over to the kitchen and flashed her a heart warming grin. Lucy melted into a puddle right there and there.

"Sleepover? What do you mean?" She handed him the plate full of food.

"Yesterday you went to Levy, didn't you?" he asked as he started to eat in a very-Not gentlemanly way.

"No I was not at Levy's house. I had taken a solo mission" she replied eating the food in the most mannered-humanly way possible.

"But Gray told me..." Natsu stopped as he processed Lucy's words and stared at her. After 10 seconds of silence...

"You went on a solo mission alone?! Why? You should have told me! Did somebody hurt you? Huh? " He asked furiously.

"Thanks for caring so much, I really appreciate it." Lucy took another bite of her sandwich. "Yeah I went alone. Solo missions are called solo for a reason. You go alone!" She said emphasizing the word 'alone'.

"Why didn't you tell me? I am going to beat the heck out of Gray, for lying. And you, you have to promise me you'll never do it again without my consent." Nastu grunted.

"Why do I need your permission? It's none of your business." She asked clearly annoyed. But liked the fact that someone was worried about her. That dense-someone, whom she loved.

"Of...- WHO WERE YOU WITH? I smell someone else on you." He said while sniffing.

"Natsu, you don't go smelling around people. It's rude. And please don't make me remember yesterday." She replied.

"I am not taking no for an answer. So tell me." He stared at her intensely. She felt that his charcoal eyes trapped her. Seeing his determination she sighed and told what happened yesterday.

"...and then I kicked him and came home." Lucy completed. Inwardly Natsu growled, that idiot! As if one pervert (ice freak) wasn't enough. Outwardly he just nodded in understanding.

They then went to the guild. The door flew opened and she could see the regular chaos. Hardly had she reached to counter when Natsu joined the brawl just like any regular day at Fairy Tail.

"I'm all fired up now!"

"Shut up Flame-Brain. "

"You shut up Ice princess!"

"Too much loud to enjoy beer, boys now relax."

"Aye sir!"

"Fighting is the REAL MAN!"

(If you consider flying chairs, broken tables, alcohol smell lingering, a stalker staring at her beloved but glaring at others, a scarlet haired lady yelling death-threats with twenty swords flying above her and utter chaos-then it's pretty normal day at FairyTail.)

One chair that was flying hit Gajeel and he started bickering "Oi! Who threw that?"

Moments later flames engulfed Natsu's hand, Gray's hands were shining white, Elfman's hand was covered with stone crumbles, Cana was drinking by one hand, while other holded her cards, somehow Macao and Wakaba entered the fight. Juvia could be seen behind the pillar fangirling on Gray. Gajeel was seen munching on iron rod.. Levy was reading a book in the corner along with Lucy and suddenly the master decided to show up.

"Shut up, my stupid brats!" Gramps silenced the guild. "Did you know how much money I had to pay?" Then he gave a long, motivational speech about being a member of the guild.

A typical day at Fairy Tail.

Soon it was evening.

Lucy had her plans to complete the last chapter of her novel for Levy. So she left.

She was balancing on river ledge with Plue walking beside her. To Plue she must sound gibberish considering he just said "Pun, Pun." Can he even speak? No.

"Hey, be careful. Don't fall down." Lucy looked up and searched for the source of sound only to come meet a handsome boy of her age. Dark blue hair , black eyes, a tatoo on right forehead.

"Th-thank y-you!' Lucy stuttered. Her heart was beating so fast. She wondered why.

"Hello cutie, my name is Henry."

Was she falling in love. Love at first sight? She had pink hearts dancing around in her eyes.

"My name is Lu-Lucy." She managed to say.

"Would you like to go out with me?" Henry asked.

"I, uh I-I would lo-love t-" She was cut abruptly by...

"Hey bastard ! Back off ! She is off your limits. She belongs to me." Natsu chided. What was up with everyone? Trying to steal his Lucy. He glanced at her. She was thinking deeply. Didn't she realize what he said. He grabbed her wrists and dragged her to a corner to talk personally. "Lucy don't go out with him. Stay far away from him."

"Why? It's none of your business." She glanced at Henry again. Strange. A minute ago she was falling in love. That's when realization hit her.

"You have a Love-Charm , don't you?" She asked Henry. That guy must have gone through lot of trouble to get his hands on it. Another creep like Bora.

Natsu was certainly not happy with her actions. He just told her to stay away from him and there she was trying to talk to another man. He growled, which went unnoticed. Maybe Lucy was a weirdo. But she was his weirdo.

"You are smart and you are beautiful." At this point Natsu lost his temper. He won't let some weak stranger steal his Lucy. She was his. Goddamit!

"FIRE DRAGON ROAR!" Nastu landed a punch right on his jaw. He trembled and ran away. Tsk what a pathetic looser!

Just then realization hit her. How could she not hear Natsu? Was she deaf or something? She became red , and smoke emerged from her ears. Not blushing. Not blushing.

"Hey Natsu, about w-what you said earlier." She stuttered. Not blushing. I tell you she was not blushing! It was just a bug-bite.

"Well yeah, I wanted to tell you before. I love you." He grinned at her. He said like it was the most obvious thing in the world Maybe he was pranking. "So, can I be your boyfriend?" He was not nervous at all. Now he was definitely lying but his serious face said otherwise.

Lucy stood their with her mouth wide open, so wide that a flying rat could enter it. She was completely dumb-founded. Never did she imagine in million years that Natsu would be the one to make first move. Finally finally, her DENSE best friend, well now boyfriend confessed to her. It was a dream that came true.

She opened her mouth but nothing came out. Natsu sulked inwardly. Was this her way of rejection?

"I love you so much too. Yesss.. you can be my boyfriend. Come here." Lucy squealed as she pulled him into a bone crushing hug. Lucy rubbed her cheek with his. He was so adorable-like a cute little puppy!

"Are you trying to brush off your weirdness on me?" Natsu asked. Lucy just chuckled in return.

They went on a perfect date. Perfect date for Lucy and perfect food for Natsu. Both enjoyed each other's company. They shared their first kiss together.

And then...

They were in her apartment like always.(No pervy thoughts) She felt like the happiest person in the world. She didn't mind that he burned her novel. She also didn't mind he was wearing her clothes, or stealing her food, or using her underwear as a ninja-mask. Nor did she mind him sleeping on her bed. She could handle him. She loved him. She will endure anything for him, anything...

"Hey Lucy, let's bath together." He said smiling sheepishly.

Lucy's eye twitched. He had done it now. He just dug up his own grave.

"YOU PERVERT! LUCY KICK! "

He was sent of flying somewhere, probably on top of a train. The people of Mangolia swore that they saw someone dashing through sky. "Look mommy, a Super Man!" A young boy exclaimed. "This sucks! I wanna fly too."

Moral: Never ever ever mess with Lucy,

Beacuse she's got a deathly weapon off her sleeve.

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The End

A/N: Thank you everyone for reading. I made Lucy a tiny tiny bit sarcastic and grumpy. Just for humour. She is not actually insensitive. 'She looooves him'. Constructive criticism always accepted.