Fuck the World

I think it's time to set the record: Santos will be on hiatus after the next chapter, as I'm too busy, and I'd like to try out some one-shot writing/challenges. Also, I feel that from the lack of ideas and support (as of now), it's time to let this thing go on a vaca. You want to write the chapters? Go right ahead. PM me the chapters, and i'll publish them, under your name. They probably will be edited.

Also, FanFiction needs to improve iOS/Mac versions. Way too laggy/way slower than on andriod/windows/samsung/google. And symbols/tab button.

I am NOT abandoning Santos. I will still write chapters, but like once every two months. My time is slowly and surely disappearing, and FanFiction is not my top priority.

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[]" means Japanese

\/" means any other language, excluding above and English.

Enjoy motherfuckers.

Limo, Mexico/USA border

Harry was listening to a rap song on the way to a drug deal. The freestyle was one of the best he had heard in awhile, considering how shit the mainstream rap is.

The deal was on cocaine, the preferred drug of choice by Harry, and Candy's second. According to him, Weed is way better, safer, and happens to have medical uses for it.

Not that Candy was using it already since 10, when a lot of his DNA got manipulated by a megavirus, and weed somehow destroyed the virus, along with some weird-ass inhaler shit.

Anyways, the deal was supposed to profit Candy's narcotic section by $62k, which would all be used on the IT/Tech portion of his empire.

Some fucking hackers decided they wanted his known $376 million online bank account (his real is over $35 Billion), and got away with 217k before getting found out.

The $ was recovered, and the hackers were not found.

Hogwarts

Dumble's office

A confused group of Order members milled about in his office. Dumbledore called them here to call an urgent meeting. When they arrived, Dumbledore was nowhere.

5 minutes later, Dumbledore arrived, with a seemingly worried look on his face.

Remus was the first to speak. "Headmaster, what's wrong?" he asked. "My dear friends" Dumbles said. "I believe we may have a slightly major issue on our hand. At least 1/7 of Voldemort's Death Eaters escaped prison. The bigger issue is that the escapists all happen to be his enchanters and warders. We believe he may be creating a new body, with special magical properties on it to become nearly immortal again".

In a cave, UK

The escaped DE's all looked at a copies of wards and enchantments. Lucius Malfoy was on a large stand in front of them, mask on.

"My fellow soldiers. Our great and powerful Lord has new orders. He demands of you that by in 7 weeks, he must have a body. The wards on the paper should be able to create the one needed. Also, he needs a enchanted staff. It must have healing powers, and work just like a wand. You have also 7 weeks to complete that too".

Many of them started having raised eyebrows and questionable faces.

"Our lord is requesting a body that has a record time of 7 months, and a staff that takes 2 years at least too make, in 7 weeks each!?"

"That's impossible! It would take a minimum of 5 months with all of us working at our primes non-stop just to get the staff to be like a wand! And the body will take at least 4!"

"Our Lord is crazy!"

Lucius just huffed at them and teleported back to his Lord/spirit.

Mexico, unknown spot.

;"This is the $. Now give us the coke!"; a Mexican cartel leader demanded.

;"You have $50k. We agreed on, in writing, $62k. If you want the drugs, we will take out an amount of drugs to equal the amount of $ you are giving us"; Candy argued back.

;"Fine. Just give us the drugs! We have people to sell this to, you know!";

So Candy took out a portion of the drugs, and gave the rest to the an aide of the cartel leader, and another aide gave the $. Afterwards, the cartel members speed off on SUVs and motorbikes into the city below them.

"Harry, we must leave. Get into the helicopter", Candy said. "Where too now?" "LAX, where we will then go to NYC" "Why NYC? We were there 2 weeks ago? Did we forget something?" Harry asked worriedly.

"Thankfully, we didn't forget anything. The reason why we are going is that our international magical mail system picked up an lvl. 3 from the UK. Our Moldy issue their wants to talk to us" "Fuck him! Say no!" Harry yelled at Candy. "I wish I could, but this is a chance of us being able to blackmail him. This will help us in the future, Harry" Candy replied in a sad tone.

Both me then got on the helicopter and went to LAX, with grief and sadness shown of their faces.

The Sphere, The Circle.

A young person ran towards the master fortune-teller. The master knew what was going to happen.

"Yes, little Mikey?" the master said. "Sir, the 1st part of the orb has lit up. The wizards new era is now beginning!" The master sighed.

The new era would bring forth the Days of Uno, the events that would rewrite wizard-kind forever.

The master wished it wouldn't be like what happened last time. It caused the world to change, and is still lasting to this day. Worse, his own people have lost their souls to the muggle version.

If the Days of Uno were to be as disastrous as last time, he and the Earth may become destroyed. Forever.

British Wizarding Ministry

Court room #1

The various lords of British families argued, as usual, on new laws and taxes. The few that were smart enough to be sleeping giants were having multiple head-aches, and wanted it to stop.

However, Dumbledore's proposal caused everyone to suddenly stop.

"My fellow lords, I have an idea. Our recent popularity w/ Europe has decreased to 43%. We need to improve this. So I propose that we reinstate the Tri-Wizard-Tournament too boost back up our great country's popularity.

The lords began to realize something: Maybe for once, they should agree on something. They realized they needed to help the country, and the tournament would only help them.

So when Dumbledore called for approvals, everyone, regardless of reason, approved of the motion.

Dumbledore smirked in his mind. Harry would be back as his pawn, and he will finally get the last one he needed under his thumb to begin his version of the Greater Good.

Too bad some people didn't like his idea at all.

NYC

Harry and Candy got the letter. Hogwarts, as usual, sent a letter to them requesting Harry. But what made them suddenly stop breathing was the following sentences:

"Mr. Harry James Potter is required to come to Hogwarts, or other measures will be taken, such as summoning, extraction, etc. Come to the Uk or else. We expect you by October 15th, 9:00am British time.

October 15th

Harry and Candy were about to leave when they stopped to pray. After the prayed, Candy said," Harry, the goal is make sure the plan goes well. You know the plan"

"Fuck the World"

Did you enjoy? I hoped so. The next chapter will be at a minimum of 5k, and will be posted by the end of November. Expect updates to chapters before hand. Also, the guidelines below must be followed for a chapter 6:

•Candy, Harry can't die

•Potter, Canon bashing (no Twins, Fleur, or Gabi bashing)

•Has to be at least 1k

•Must be the 1st task

•No Voldemort/DE stuff

•Must involve criminal lifestyle of Harry/Candy

•Candy, people close to Harry can't be effected to do anything bad to Harry. Must be on their own

•No slash, gory, or lemons.

•No Hufflepuff/Gryff Harrt

•Draco isn't friend at first

•Harry must have reunion w/ Daphne/Fleur (together)

•No major crossovers

•Can't bash me

•No religious stuff. I don't need jihadis/radical Christians chasing me more than they are

•No racism

That's it for now, expect it to be modified overtime. Thx!