Okay... Alright. I have to give props where props is due. this Is a mix of a couple of Victorious Fan Fictions One that I have written, and one that a friend of mine DisnikeyX is writing and has been for three years. I have been toying with a SwanQueen Version for a little while and this is almost exactly like what happens in the beginning of Like Cats and Dogs which is her story so you can call it a fan fiction of her fan fiction. She wrote one for me...so I am returning the favor... kinda. Also this is my first time writing in the present tense and I am finding that I really like it... just saying. I hope you enjoy this deranged little story I have patched together. Enjoy!

First Day

Emma

It was amazing that I found my parents after seventeen years, In a little town in Maine. Not too far outside of Boston where I have been living the worse possible life… I was never adopted, and mommy and daddy were here all along frozen in time. That is until they welcomed me into the town.

Now I am headed to a new school in this small town called Storybrooke. It's my first day at SBH and I have already fucked up my entire junior year. At least the chance to be in the right crowd. So I walk in to my homeroom. My first class is Drama and as I am walking in, I run into some hard pecks and hot coffee. "fuuuuck…" I mutter then look up at his face to apologize and I swear drool drips from the side of my mouth.

"Sorry." He apologizes to me.

"Ummm… I- I…" I say while at the same time beginning to rub at his chest with my sleeve.

He smiled, and I let down a little. He was so fucking hot. I mean so so so hot with his beautiful blue eyes and golden hair. God and as I rub his abs I know there is a six… no a twelve pack under there… damn. "Hey… I think you're actually making it worse." He says and fuck is that a British accent?

"Oh.." I say.

But before I pull away there is this clicking of heals and a slight shove at my shoulders. "Excuse me? May I ask why you have your grubby little hands on my boyfriend?"

"Um…" I say looking her over. Of course she's hot. Long black hair, tanned skin. Hot and refined. "Sorry, I just spilled-"

"Babe… It's okay really" The boy says pulling her away. She looks me over as he leads her to their seats and I am left standing here like an idiot.

I grab my stuff that fell on the floor and head to a set of chairs. Ruby is already sitting at the front. I had met her at Granny's diner the first day I was reunited with my parents.

If you ask me, this town was strange. I didn't want to believe it at first. But Ingrid had brought me back here because she said This was the only place that had magic and I could be normal or whatever. I almost bolted, but I really liked Ingrid and she brought me back to my parents. So when I saw fairies, and other strange things happening, It made me nervous to come to this school. How do you control a school full of magical beings and fairy tale characters?

Well, I stuck to the normal stuff. No Practical magic classes on my schedule. "Good morning… Class today we have a new student, "Emma Swan?"A man with a balding read curly head says coming into the room.

I raise my hand shyly. "We won't embarrass you and have you introduce yourself, but this IS Drama!"

I sigh in relief and wait for class to really start. "Today we are going to continue our study in group improv. Emma, I assume you are familiar with improv?"

"Where you make stuff up from the top of your head?" I ask and he nods. "Isn't that just playing make believe or something? Little kids do that."

"Right, but in drama it gets a little more sophisticated than child's play." He says looking around the room. "Acting, without a script. Actors will at times need to improvise their actions and dialogue. Regina Mills, You come up and choose a group of actors."

Mills? as in the mayor's kid? I look around to see if maybe I could be that kid's friend. I mean she is bound to be a rich kid right? Maybe there are perks to being friends with the Mayor's kid in this town of weirdos. Hot guy's, Hot girlfriend stands up and passes by me scrutinizing the room. Her eyes land on me and they narrow dangerously.

Well I know I won't get picked to make believe this time around thank God, so I put my head down on my desk to watch everything. I begin a doodle on a piece of paper waiting for this hole thing to start, then I hear my name. "Em!" Ruby said throwing her pencil at me.

I look up at her, and she signals to Regina with her head. She is calling me up so that I can be part of the group. But I'm not ready to inprov. It's my first day. Besides I'm pretty sure that if she is running this session, I'm in for some major humiliation. I can see it in her eyes. Fuck.

I look at Ruby and she shrugs. I sigh and stand up and go over to where they all are. I try not to make eye contact with Regina, but I can't seem to help it. she is still glaring at me. Then the corners of her mouth lift up into an evil smirk. I know I am in for it now.

"Okay, let's give them a place." The teacher asks. Mr. Hopper I think it said on my schedule.

"Home." Someone says Mr. Hopper writes it on the board.

"Okay, can you give us a situation?" He adds.

"How about getting some big news." Ruby says.

"Okay," He writes it down. "You have your situation and location. Action." Mr. Hopper says sitting in my seat.

Regina steps toward me, and pulls me by the arm. "Go wait in the hallway."

I furrow my brows but I follow her directions. I think maybe this was her excuse to get me out of the class room, and she's just going to leave me out here "waiting" for her and I would miss my entire class. There is some talk behind the the classroom door. I strain to listen a little as I wait. I'm about to bust into the classroom to make something up when the door opens and I hear "... and I got us a dog."

"The Fuck?" I say as she pulls me into the room.

"Hush, dogs don't talk." Regina says pushing me down on my knees. "And they walk on all fours."

I look up at Mr. Hopper in outrage. "It's true Emma if you are gonna play a dog, you must be a dog."

I glare at the cruelly beautiful girl and get down on my hands and knees. Why did she have to be the Mayor's kid? My life was gonna be hell these next two years. Without a missed beat, Regina repeats her line. "I went to the animal shelter and got us a dog."

Immediately two of the kids in the group got down to my level and begin to pet me like a fucking dog. I bark, Regina grins, and her hot boyfriend says, "Can the dog sleep in our bed?"

She turns her glare to him. I smirk and sit on my haunches. Dude has some balls. "NO Honey, IT can't." Ouch, it… wow.

I want to bite her… can I bite her? She looks down at me and does a double take. "What is that? She says reaching toward me grabbing a few strands of my hair. "Uh oh, looks like this dog has bug in her fur," she announces.

I growl audibly and she flinches a little. The two other kids jump away from me, and though I know it's improv… it hurts my feelings a little that she jumped straight to mangy when it came to me. All I did is spill coffee on her super hot boyfriend.

"Oh!" She exclaims suddenly, walking toward her desk where she had left her ice coffee. "I think I read somewhere that coffee works great on getting rid of bugs."

The fuck? she won't be pouring that on my head. I growled rearing up. she uncovered the cup and walked toward me. "Regina…" her boyfriend says.

Staying in character I growl and turn my head and bite her leg. Oh yea, that's what dogs do bitch. They bite. She screams and falls backward spilling the coffee all over herself. The entire class begins to laugh at her. "You stupid bitch!" She screams.

"Regina Mills…" Mr. Hopper says finally.

"What? she's a DOG… That's what girl dogs ARE." She answers her glare still on me.

"Right, but lets refrain from such language in this class." he adds.

She then comes back toward me, as if she hadn't been interrupted. She grabs me by the collar of my shirt. Her face inches from mine and I know she has a murderous glint in those chocolate eyes. I wonder now if Regina has magic, and if she can shoot fireballs like I discovered that I can. Then I see her draw her left hand back. Oh hell no she isn't slapping me. I know she isn't about to make believe… because I didn't pretend bite her. So I bite her again. This time on her arm.

"Shit! The stupid dog is rabid!" She drops me. How ever funny the class thinks this is, I'm not about to get beat down for the sake of acting. All be cause of a boy? Yeah a hot boy, but still… I run over to the hot guy on all fours and just kind of hide behind him. I know he will protect me from her.

"Whoa, babe, calm down," He says holding up his left hand to stop his girlfriend from retaliating. See I knew he would save me. He pet my head. "She didn't mean it, did you girl?" He says. He gets down on his knees and the next thing I know, both my cheeks are in his hands, and he is nuzzling my face much like what humans would do to a real dog.

Oh… Yes, this dude has really big balls. I smile internally and begin to wiggle my rear like a dog. The snickers around the room tell me I'd made the right choice. "Good girl," The Hot guy chuckles. Then in a bold move of my own I lick at his face, making sure Regina sees that yes I licked his lips. Then I bark a cute little "yip."

"That's it, I want that mutt put to sleep." Regina yells.

"But honey-"

"Say night night, Graham!" She interrupts his protest. Oh… Graham… that's handsome's name.

Graham sighs dramatically. "Fine, I'll take her," and with that he pulls me by my collar toward the door.

Regina

Talk about a bad day. I woke up this morning to find that Mother had locked Whiskers, my cat outside for the entire night and he had frozen to death. I know she had not liked the cat in the first place, and loved to steal my joy. But did she have to murder him?

To top it off, now I have a deep brown stain on my white BCBG Top. I should have roasted that new girl where she stood. Actually, I might still do it… Later.

Either way, I'll get my revenge. I am going to make her come to my place after school today. Not that I really want to see her after school hours, but I need her clothes for a new drama project. I don't know I think it is an attempt at making us get along. We are to spend the day pretending to be each other. I get to pretend to be Emma Swan for a day. As if…

I'd rather be Wolfie for a day. At least she is attractive… Okay Emma is attractive, but I'd rather slam my tongue in a car door than act like Emma swan. She's new! How am I supposed to pull that off? "Um… Regina?"

I shift my eyes in the mirror and make eye contact with Her… the Swan girl. "Yes Miss Swan?" I grunt and sigh down at my ruined shirt. I wave my hand and make the stain almost disappear. There is still a faint outline left as evidence of what had happened.

"So, I'm sorry about the coffee on your shirt. I just thought, that since we're partners we could start over, you know? Be friends, maybe?"

How stupid is this girl? "I. Don't. Like. You." I say punctuating every word to make it clear. "We are not friends." I manage to sound completely unperturbed by this ragamuffin and turned back to check my makeup.

"I'm sorry anyway. What do I have to do to make sure this assignment goes well?" my eyebrows shoot up. She is worried about HER grade? no one takes these clases as seriously as I do. I'm gonna prove it.

"Come to my house after school" I say turning to her. Her Jaw dropped. Clearly she hadn't been expecting an invitation. I smirk and move to walk past her. She stops me by grabbing my arm and I pull it roughly away. "Never Touch me!" I growl.

"I'm sorry, but I… where do you live?"

"The Mayor's mansion, the biggest house on Mifflin… 108" I say and walk out of the bathroom.

I tried to get my assignment switched before the end of the school day. I tried to talk to Mr. Hopper asked him to put me with any one else at all. But Hopper, Sr. idiot, said no.

I throw open the door to my house and march through. Zelena follows behind me, only slightly amused. She doesn't know why I'm Mad but she thinks its funny, and is gonna want to know why I'm so frustrated about this. Truth is I really don't know. "Sure Reggie let all the flies in."

"It's winter." I told my sister as I reach for some juice in the fridge. "Any flies that can survive out there right now deserve to come inside for their bravery."

"What's got your panties in a twist?" she asks sitting at the kitchen island.

"I have to work with the new girl on my body switch project in Drama." I answer.

"Are you gonna combine it with your Practical magic assignment?" Zelena asks.

I hadn't thought about it… and the things I could do to Swan's body while in possession of it. "Hmmm Maybe."

There's a timid knock on the door. I sigh "Here we go."

I open the door and she is standing there nervously, looking around like she had never seen a house before. "Wow." She says walking into the Foyer. "It's like you live in a museum."

"Right, so you're poor." I say as I lead her up to my room.

"My parent's aren't poor… they're Snow White and Prince charming." She says still looking around. Ah… the monarchy. No they certainly aren't poor, but their accommodations were absolutely modest compared to what it had once been Back in the Enchanted Forest.

"You're the savior?" I said with a chuckle pushing the bedroom door open.

"Whatever, lets get this over with." She says pulling out a notebook from her backpack.

"I want to show you my favorite spot in this house. put your bags down and follow me." I say deciding to show her the garden and my tree. I will get a good grade on this assignment and if I was going to be able to use a full body switch spell I'd have to convince her to do it. I had to make her think I was opening up to her, what could she do to me if she knew about my tree?

We are outside and I show her the tree. she reaches for one of the apples, and I stop her. "What do you think yo are doing?" I ask.

"Getting an apple." she answers

"It's mine, you can't just…" I say and as I am speaking she plucks the fruit from the tree. She did that on purpose! My hand moves of it's own volition and smacks her across the face.

She hits me back. "What is wrong with you? It's just an apple."

I pounce on her and she falls backward she moves knocking me off of her but I quickly straddle her pinning her arms to the side with my legs. She struggles against me but I have the upper hand. so I just stay there my hands braced against the earth on either side of her head as she twists and bucks.

I decide to stay that way until she stops struggling.I don't even know where the urge to slap her came from. The apple truly needed to come off the tree. I chalk it up to revenge from the coffee incident.

I am impressed by her determination to get away. she is relentless in trying to fight me off and continues since I have magically altered my weight so that I sit heavier and she cannot move me. Beneath me I can feel the impressive abdominal muscles that almost unseated me a few times, and her biceps are incredibly toned.

But for now she is trapped and the harder she struggles the harder it will be for her to breathe. Finally she stops and I looked at my watch it had been a fifteen minute struggle. Definitely impressive… NO wait. "You done there Miss Swam?" I finally ask.

She glares at me and I get a twinge in my chest. She is rather cute when she's angry. I lean a little closer, my nose merely a centimeter away from hers, and narrow my eyes. She tries to move away, but she is lying on her back trapped beneath my altered weight. I want her to turn her head in intimidation. To close her eyes, to shield herself from me. It's what I want, it is what I expect… but it doesn't happen. She stares me straight in the eyes, defiantly.

Fine… it might do her some good to see the absolute murder in my eyes, because that was exactly what I feel right now. Murderous. I really want to just reach out and squeeze that pretty little neck of hers until her eyes pop out of their sockets. "I'm gonna get up, and we're gonna go inside. I will do a body switch spell and we will learn everything there is to know about each other and pass this stupid project. Got it?"

She nods. "You're doing this with magic? Isn't that cheating?"

"It isn't cheating. Especially when you let your teachers know what it is you are doing." I sigh. "Now do you get it, I don't want to be sitting on you all day." She nods and I get off her quickly, I grab one of her arms and pull her up roughly. She crashes into me and I wrap an arm around her waist before pulling her toward my house. Normally I am not one to put myself in such intimate situations. But I hold on to Swan tightly. She is tired from the struggle. I smirk as I am rather proud of it; but at the same time I don't trust her not to just forget the assignment all together and run home instead.

I lead her back to my room feeling a little bit better about being her the next day. She isn't afraid of me, and I can respect that. If she wasn't such an insipid brat, we could have probably been friends.

A/N: I hope you enjoyed the chapter. I also hope to be able to keep up with all my stories... Anyway let me know what you think in that little box bellow. Til next time, much love!~ S.K.