This is for Sazziazzie who shared a story with me and asked me make it my own. I hope I did your brain baby justice! And Sorry Sazzie asking me not to Shamy is like asking Spongebob not to laugh...it can't be done...I hope you like it anyways.

Penny stays at the guys apartment far longer than she intended. Usually she leaves after she had eaten dinner never long enough to be sucked into one of their silly games. However tonight she has a motive. Her cell phone was cut off and she gave her casting agent the guys home number to call her on. Penny did not even have a landline.

As the night drags on she casts furtive glances at the phone. Begging for it to ring with her mind. When it finally does she jumps out of her skin trying to answer it but Sheldon beats her. His long arm easily reaching over and grabbing it before she can hop on it.

"Hello." he says and she stands in front of him with her hands on her hips. No one ever calls them this was for her. Sheldon does not say another word but she watches as his face goes stoney. The expression on his face his hard and emotionless like a mask. It is actually quite frightening.

"Sheldon who is it." she hisses at him and he looks at her expressionless and cocks his head to the side and something about the smoothness of the motion makes her blood run cold. It is other worldly, not human. She begins to question if perhaps he really is a robot.

"I will be down shortly, goodbye." he says and he hangs up the phone.. Then he gets up and goes straight to his bedroom and emerges minutes later holding his emergency bag.

"Where are you going?" Leonard asks as he heads out the door.

"I am leaving." he says shutting the door.

"Yes but leaving where?" Leonard asks as he runs to catch up with him on the stairs.

"None of your concern." he intones and he is moving so fast down the stairs it is almost as if he is gliding. The rest of the gang follow him.

"Like going forever?" Howard asks

"It's a possibility." Sheldon answers still moving down the stairs.

"Can I have your comic books?" Raj asks.

"Take whatever you want my possessions are meaningless." He says as he reaches the lobby and Raj and Howard look at each other amazed. Sheldon slams through the lobby door and outside. Outside there is a black town car parked with a tall man dressed in suit standing beside it. Penny recognizes him at once.

"Kurt! What in the hell are you doing here? I am with Leonard now." she says wrapping her Noar, around Leonard in case Kurt had any nasty ideas.

"Babe, this was never about you." he says smirking at her. "Don't get me wrong it was a fun assignment but that"s what it was just business baby." Penny gapes at him open mouthed as he opens one of the door for Sheldon and he climbs in.

"Where are you taking him?" Leonard demands.

"Yeah wasn't his pants enough?" Howard demands.

"Oh I am not taking the Master anywhere he is taking me." he says bowing before walking around to the driver side and getting in. Sheldon rolls down his window and sticks his head out.

"I may not be back for a while devide my possessions amongst yourselves. Oh and as always no one sits in my spot! I will know!" he says rolling up the window and Kurt punches the gas and they speed off into the night weaving wildly in and out of traffic.

"What in the hell." Raj says and he covers his mouth as he remembers Penny is standing beside him.

"No No I am with you." Penny say staring off in the direction of the retreating tail lights.

In the car Sheldon stretches out his long legs and pours himself a glass of crimson colored liquid from a decanter on the console. Smacking his lips as he takes a big sip and he closes his eyes and leans his head against the headrest. Kurt looks back at him.

"Been a while huh?"

"Longer than I like to normally go." he confirms.

"I feel you I would have drained that little roommate of mine long ago if I had to wait that long."

"Leonard? I enjoyed him far to much to do that. I almost considered turning him. He would make quite a useful minion."

"He is only useful as a human because you can glamour him into doing your bidding. Turn him Vamp and he gains his own free will."

"Which is why he remained human." Sheldon snaps. "May I remind you that you are a vampire and you are doing my bidding."

"Nuh-uh I am doing the queen's bidding and so are you."

"I am one of the queens most esteemed council members and you are a lowly peon assigned to guard duty. Then to romance the blonde and get her to move close to me."

"Yeah why did you need the blonde? Was she your human lover?"

"Don't be crass! I have no need for lovers human or otherwise I am above such lowly animalistic behaviors."

"Sure you are." Kurt says turning around and winking exaggeratedly at him.

"How old are you Kurt?" Sheldon asks tartly.

"Two hundred and forty." he answers proudly.

"Well I am one thousand forty and do you know how many lover I have taken in all my years walking the earth."

"If is close to my number you have lost count." Kurt giggles.

"Zero! I have never given in to the pleasures of the flesh."

"No wonder you are so grumpy all the time." Kurt says "I should take your pants again, make you get out there and use your gifts. You do know once you are turned you can go for like forever? Man though that Penny chick she would test even my endurance..."

"By the way you went above and beyond the call of duty with taking my pats. All you were told to do was act like a tough guy. Can we stop this ribald topic of conversation! Now what did the queen tell you?"

"Just to get the car pick you up and take you to the airport. What did she tell you?"

"As high member of the council I could not possibly divulge what information the queen has bestowed upon me one of her most esteemed..."

"You have squat! All she did was tell you too get in the car. You are as much a peepee head as I am."

"Peon! And I am not Peon! I am a very important person to her you sniveling sycophant!" Sheldon spits out his fangs bared.

"Touchy!" Kurt says puffing out his cheeks. "I am not a stuffy Elephant."

"Sniveling sycophant it means... Oh never mind what it means... you obviously were not turned for your intelligence."

"No I was turned to be a warrior." Kurt confirms puffing out his chest proudly.

"I was thought to be a witch. My intelligence was threatening to all those around me in the village I grew up in. I was to be burned at the stake for daring to think for myself. Then as I sat in my stone cell awaiting death a creature came to me offering immortal life in exchange for use of my brilliant mind. I took the bargain without a backward glance. Immortal life in exchange for the use of my mind win-win as your would say. As They started the fire they were shocked when my skin would not burn. I got free and slaughtered them all save for the children who were innocent." he recounts ruefully.

"Do you ever regret it?" Kurt asks.

"Not ever." He says bitterly.

"Do you ever miss your old life... your family?"

"I had no family. No friends. No lovers. I am to roam the earth alone"

"Rough."

"It is the way I prefer it." he says shortly.

"If the queen wanted to take you as a lover you would be bending to her every whim." Kurt says as a joke but he feels Sheldon hands wrapped around his throat. His fangs close to his jugular. His breath hot in his ear as he whispers.

"The queen is as innocent as myself. I will not hear you speak of her in such a way. She could burst you into flames with a flash of her eyes. I will let her make no mistake about it."

"Alright! I was just kidding." Kurt says as Sheldon releases him. and leans back in his seat.

"Now keep your fucking mouth shut until we reach Paris." Sheldon says leaning back in his seat. Months without proper blood have turned him weak and the outburst has drained him greatly.

"My lips are sealed." Kurt confirms as they pull into LAX.

The board the plane a small private jet and prepare for take off. Kurt laughs when Sheldon looks nervous as the taxes off the runway.

"Dude relax. Even if we crash you will walk away like nothing even happened." Kurt sighs leaning back in his seat.

"That doesn't make the sensation of free falling through the sky any less uncomfortable." Sheldon snips.

"Have you crashed before?" Kurt asks.

"Yes, I do not think there anything I have not experienced." he says haughtily.

"Except fucking a woman. Or a dude if that what you are into. Cause if you are it is cool with you would just suck at it and you are scared." Kurt says waiting for the inevitable glare.

"I don't fuck anyone because it has never been an interest of mine. I assure you if I ever got the desire I would excel at it. That is what I do. I excel at anything that has ever been presented to me." He says and then he closes his eyes. "Now I thought I told you to shut up until we got to Paris." he barks and Kurt shrugs his shoulders and plays with his phone while they fly.

The flight is long and it is daylight as they exit the plane. Uncomfortable to be in but not impossible they won't burst into flames. They get into another town car provided for them and drive off this time Kurt sits in the back with Sheldon.

"Must hurt to sit in the back with a lowly peon like me." Kurt says putting his hand over his chest

"The queen does not believe in excess. She believes that the humans are destroying the earth with their excesses."

"So what does the queen look like? Is she hot?" Kurt asks he has never seen her. He has only worked through her contacts. They give him orders and he obeys.

"Looks matter not to the queen." Sheldon says imperially

"So she is ugly. Figures.. Chicks in power are never hot." Kurt sighs.

"She's not ugly… she is..she is.." and his eye starts twitching and Kurt laughs.

"You have never seen her have you?" he asks

"The queen is far too busy…"

"All that god damn bluster about being in her esteem high council and you have never even seen the bitch." Kurt shakes his head.

"I am on her high council! The queen sent me on a very important mission where you were just the bodyguard might I add.. and I have completed it.I am sure today when I am to report it to her I will be allowed to gaze upon the perfection that is the queen." he says as the driver pulls in front of a brick building in the heart of Paris.

"Or she will have some member of her guard take your report and send you on your way without a how do you do." Kurt teases and as they exit the car Sheldon rises to his full height in move that usually intimidates but Kurt is much taller than his six feet. "Not going to work on me Bucky." Kurt says as Sheldon pokes out his fangs at him.

"Boys! Do behave! "They hear a voice chide and they look up to see a woman gliding down the steps towards them.

"The queen." Sheldon gasps as he falls to his knees.