What? Chapter 1: You're What?, a glee fanfic

What?

hollytiger

Summary: Season 4 AU starting from "Feud." Rachel was pregnant. With Finn's baby. Her career was over as she knew it. Pairings: Finchel, Quick

Disclaimer: A little take of what would have happened if Rachel really had been pregnant after the "almost" wedding.

Chapter 1

"It was a false positive," Rachel lied to Santana as she walked out of the exam room. In her brain, Rachel was sobbing profusely. Rachel was pregnant. With Finn's baby. Her career was over before it even began.

Rachel was silent the entire way back to the loft with Santana staring at her intensely. Santana sensed something still wasn't right.

"You lied back there to me," said Santana as they entered the loft. Rachel turned to Santana and her eyes widened in horror.

"What?" Rachel replied.

"You're a terrible liar, Berry," Santana snarked. "You can't have two false positives."

Rachel sobbed and Santana took Rachel into her arms.

"I can't tell him, Santana, I can't," Rachel bawled. "It will ruin our whole plan."

"First, you need to get rid of the manwhore," said Santana. "Then you need to fly your sorry little ass to Lima and tell him. Finn needs to know he's going to be a dad."

"I can't," Rachel repeated.

"Yes, you can," said Santana. "And don't you think you're going to hide this from Kurt, because he has the right to know about his future nephew or niece."

"Say what?!" cried a voice and the two turned in horror to find Kurt standing at the door of the loft, his mouth agape and the bags he had been carrying falling to the floor.

"Rachel's pregnant, Kurt," said Santana.

"Santana!" Rachel cried in horror as Kurt's eyes widened and his mouth dropped.

"I'm going to kill Finn," Kurt finally managed to say a moment later.

After the shock wore off everyone a few days later, Rachel had sent a text to Brody, dumping him on the spot. Little did Rachel know, that Santana had discovered what Brody did at night and called Finn and told him. It was all part of her plan to get Finchel back together and Finn flew out to beat the crap out of Brody.

"Frankenteen, before you go in there," said Santana, "there's something you need to know."

"What?" Finn asked.

"Rachel's pregnant," said Santana. Finn grew silent and angry.

"What?" Finn whispered, his fists starting to clench.

"Before you get angry, it's not Brody's," said Santana. Finn's eyes widened in horror. "It's yours, Finn. Rachel's pregnant with the first FrankenBerry spawn."

"She's sure?" Finn asked. "Has she been to a doctor?"

"Yes, and the doctor confirmed that the baby was conceived on Valentine's Day, at the almost wedding reception," said Santana. Finn slumped onto the bed and put his head in his hands.

"I'm gonna be a daddy?" Finn repeated, now dazed.

"You are," replied Santana. "Don't tell Rachel I told you. She didn't want to tell you because she was afraid you were never going to speak to her again."

"I would never do that," Finn whispered. He stood up.

"Come on, I want to go kick Brody's ass and then I want to go get Rachel and fix everything and make everything the way it should have been. I don't give two shits what her fathers think, I'm marrying Rachel Berry tomorrow and that's that!"

Santana squealed and hugged Finn, who smiled and hugged her back.

"Brody said to meet him in Room 505," said Santana. "He's going to expect me but it will be you. I have to make some phone calls. Good luck Finn."

"Thanks San," said Finn, hugging her again. "I'll be back soon."

Finn hurried to the elevator and got on it as it stopped on his floor. He rode the elevator to the fifth floor and hurried to Room 505. He knocked on the door and balled up his fists. As soon as Brody opened the door and Finn saw him, Finn swung and sucker-punched Brody.

"You son of a bitch!" cried Finn as he hit Brody.

"Finn! I can explain!" said Brody.

"You bastard, how many women have you slept with?!" cried Finn as he kept hitting Brody. "Shut your mouth. After tonight you're a ghost. You disappear from her life forever. No good-byes, nothing. I'm marrying Rachel tomorrow and you will be gone. Stay away from my future wife!" Finn slugged Brody again and got up and headed out of the room, leaving Brody laying on the floor, bloodied and speechless.

Meanwhile, Santana was rallying the alumni of the New Directions, telling them of everything that had happened. Everyone agreed to fly out as soon as they could get a seat. No one was going to miss the Finchel wedding. Third time was the charm, right? Santana had three more phone calls to make. First, she had to call Quinn, and then Puck. I mean, Finchel couldn't get married without the best man and maid of honor, right? Then she was going to call the Hummels and tell them everything that happened, starting with Rachel's dads forcing Finn to put Rachel on that train and up to the days events.

"Q? It's me," said Santana over the phone.

"Hey Bitch, what's up?" Quinn asked.

"How fast can you get to New York tonight?" Santana replied.

"Depends, why?" replied Quinn. Santana relayed the events of the past several weeks.

"...and Finn's upstairs as we speak, beating the shit out of Brody, and then he's going back to the loft with me to win Rachel back and then marry her tomorrow and I'm pretty sure Rachel is going to want her maid of honor."

There was a squeal from Quinn on the other end and Santana held the phone away from her ear in a mix of disgust and laughter. Over in New Haven, a muscular figure groaned next to Quinn and rolled over to look at her.

"Wazzgoinon?" asked Puck to Quinn.

"Damn Fabray, I know that sexy voice anywhere," came Santana's reply. "Quinnie, you shagging Puckerman again?"

"Oh fuck off, Lopez," Puck replied.

"That's none of your business," Quinn added. "He's just here visiting."

"Bullshit, you're a terrible liar, Fabray," said Santana.

"Okay, I'll ask again, what the fuck is going on?" Puck asked.

"Long story short, Finn was forced by the Berrys to put Rachel on that train and go into the army," said Santana. "As we speak, Finn is beating the shit out of Brody the Manwhore. You heard me, Brody is a male prostitute. Rachel dumped the manwhore and now Finn is going to win Rachel back. And I'm getting the Hummels and the alumni out here to New York for a quickie Finchel wedding. I want to surprise them. I owe it to them."

"Say no more, we'll leave ASAP and be there in a couple hours," said Quinn. "Puck, go pack us a bag."

"You got it, Baby Momma," said Puck. "OW!" Quinn slugged Puck in the shoulder and rolled her eyes.

"I hate it when you call me that," Quinn grumbled to Puck as he climbed out of their bed, his naked ass visible to her.

"You know you love the Puckasaurus and want more Puckerman babies, MILF," Puck teased as he leaned over and kissed her cheek.

"Ew, TMI, I hope you two are being smart this time," Santana replied. Quinn laughed.

"No need to worry Santana, we're waiting until I'm done at Yale," Quinn replied back.

"Oh good, cause we already have baby drama again," said Santana.

"What?!" Puck and Quinn screeched.

"Shit, Rachel's going to kill me," muttered Santana. "Alright, so Rachel's got a Finchel Spawn in the oven. It happened at the almost wedding. Her and Finn hooked up that night and the idiots forgot protection."

"Why doesn't that surprise me?" Quinn replied as she got dressed.

"Anyways, I gotta call Burt and Carole and see if they can get on the next flight out here to New York," said Santana.

"Okay, are we all showing up at the loft?" Quinn asked.

"Yeah, see you two when you get there," replied Santana.

"Okay, bye San," replied Quinn.

Santana hung up and dialed the Hummel's home number.

"Hello, Hummel residence," came Carole Hudson-Hummel's voice.

"Hi Mrs. Hummel, it's Santana," Santana replied.

"Hello Santana, what a pleasant surprise! What can I do for you?" asked Carole.

"Is Mr. Hummel home?" Santana asked. "I need to speak to you both. It's about Rachel and Finn."

"Yes, give me one second, I will put you on speaker, he is right here," said Carole.

"What's going on?" Burt asked Carole as Carole put the phone on speaker.

"How fast can you two get to New York?" Santana asked.

"Is Rachel okay?" Carole asked, concerned for her almost daughter-in-law.

"She will be in about eight months," Santana replied. Carole gasped.

"What?" Carole replied.

"Finn knocked up Rachel at Mr. Schue's almost wedding," Santana replied. "I found out that Rachel's boy toy is a male prostitute and she dumped his ass and kicked Brody to the curb. Finn flew out as soon as I told him about Brody. I told him about the baby and he is totally taking full responsibility He's beating the shit out of Brody as we speak and then Finn is going to the loft to propose to Rachel. They're getting married. Rachel's dads forced Finn to put Rachel on the train or they would do something to him."

"Say no more, we are on the first flight out to New York," said Burt, angry at the Berrys for what they did to Rachel and Finn, and shocked that he was going to be a grandpa.

"I know Finn and Rachel want you two there," said Santana as she heard footsteps come down the hall. "I gotta go, I think Finn is coming. Neither of them know I called you guys or the other alumni. We're going to surprise them. Come to the loft when you get in."

"Okay, see you tomorrow," said Carole.

"Bye," said Santana. She hung up as the door opened and she saw Finn there fuming.

"Did you kick his ass?" Santana smiled. Finn smiled back.

"I left him bloodied and bruised," Finn grinned.

"Excellent, let's head back to the loft so you can win your baby momma back," said Santana.

Finn and Santana got off the elevator and headed to the loft door. Finn was holding a bouquet of roses. He had also bought Rachel a new engagement ring. Now all she had to do was say yes. Santana opened the door to the loft, Finn hiding out of view. Kurt was sitting on the sofa.

"Hey, where's Yentil, I've got a surprise for her," Santana stated.

"Bedroom," Kurt pointed. "Morning sickness comes at night too, did you know?"

"Of course, everyone knows that," Santana snarked. "Well, here's her surprise."

Finn walked in and Kurt grinned and hugged his brother.

"It's about time you two," Kurt said to Finn. "Welcome home, Finn."

"Thanks bro," said Finn. "Well, here I go, Santana, will you fill Kurt in?"

"Sure will, go get her, Frankenteen," Santana replied. Finn nodded and took a deep breath and headed into the bedroom. He saw his angel sleeping on the bed peacefully. Rachel was on her side, one hand over her tiny belly. Finn felt a burst of happiness fill him up and Finn smiled. He knelt down on the side of the bed and brushed his hand gently on the side of her face.

"Rach, wake up," said Finn. "Baby, I'm here. I'm home for good."

Rachel's eyes fluttered open slowly and she saw Finn and cried.

"Finn," Rachel sobbed.

"Hi Baby, I'm here," said Finn. He held the bouquet of roses out to her. "I pummeled Brody and told him to stay away. Santana told me everything. Rach, I can't wait to meet our baby." Rachel sobbed as she took the roses.

"Really?" Rachel sniffed.

"Yeah, we're having a baby," Finn grinned.

"You're not mad?" Rachel sobbed.

"No, never, Baby, I am just as responsible for this mess," said Finn. He reached into his pocket. "I don't ever want to be away from you and I want to be a part of our baby's life. I am going to be a hell of a lot better dad than my own was. And I want us to be a family forever. Rach, I'm still pissed at what your dads did to us and they can't stop us. We're adults now. Rach, please say you will marry me for real this time with no intervention from your dads. Let's get married tomorrow." Finn pulled out the ring and opened it up and Rachel sobbed as she looked at the gorgeous ring.

"Finn, how did you afford this?" Rachel sobbed.

"I had a little help," said Finn. "It doesn't matter how. Rachel, please say you will marry me tomorrow."

"Yes," Rachel sobbed, nodding her head. "Yes, I will marry you. All I need is you and our baby."

Finn let out a "Whoop!" and slid the ring on Rachel's finger and kissed her with all of her might. He slid his hand down to Rachel's stomach and leaned over and kissed it.

"Hi there Peanut," said Finn. "I'm your daddy, and I can't wait to meet you. Please be a girl that looks just as gorgeous as her mommy." Rachel sniffed and smiled.

"You want a girl? Really?" Rachel asked.

"Of course I do," said Finn. "Daddy's little princess."

Rachel laughed and sobbed at the same time and kissed her fiance with all of her might. Meanwhile, Kurt and Santana were watching everything unfold. They were crying happily and jumping for joy. Rachel and Finn looked at their friends and laughed as they cried with them and Kurt and Santana came over and hugged them.

"Finally, it's about time you two got your heads out of your asses," said Santana.

"I can't believe this is happening!" said Kurt, hugging his brother and future sister-in-law. "You guys, I'm really happy for you this time, I really am!"

"Thanks Bro, that means a lot," said Finn.

"Okay, as much as this reunion and engagement is a happy moment, we need to get serious," said Santana. "I made a few phone calls and we're going to have some wedding guests tomorrow, so we need to clean this place up."

"Say what?" Rachel asked.

"You heard me Yentil, I called the alumni and they are all on their way here as we speak. Puck and Quinn should be here soon since they are the closest." Santana smirked as Rachel and Finn's jaws dropped.

"Puck and Quinn?" Finn replied. "Wait, do you mean to tell me those two are finally back together?"

"It happened the same night you two created the Frankenberry spawn," Santana smirked. "At least they had the guts to remember protection."

Kurt roared with laughter as Finn and Rachel's ears both turned red and they blushed.

"Well, why doesn't that surprise me," muttered Kurt. "Come on you guys, let's get to work."

A couple hours later, as Santana, Kurt, and Finn had finished setting up and cleaning the loft for the Hummels and New Directions, there was a knock at the door. Rachel was laying down taking a nap.

"That will be Puck and Quinn," Santana responded. Finn hurried over to the door and opened it to reveal Puck and Quinn, just as Santana had predicted.

"Finn!" cried Puck!

"Puck!" Finn replied back, just as happy and he hugged his best friend and brother from another mother.

"Well? Did she say yes?" Puck asked.

"Of course she did, it's Rachel," Finn replied with a smile. He hugged Quinn next.

"I'm so happy to see you two are finally getting married," said Quinn. "Where is she?"

"Bedroom," Finn replied, pointing his thumb. "She's not feeling so hot."

"We know, Santana told us," said Quinn, holding up a bag. "I brought her some stuff to help with the morning sickness, and some bridal goodies." Quinn hurried into the bedroom while Puck set his and Quinn's suitcase and their garment bags on the sofa.

"Oh here," said Kurt, "I'll hang up your suit and her dress." Puck thanked Kurt as he took the garment bags from him and hurried into the closet space.

"So, it's nice to see you two got your heads out of your asses," Finn said to Puck as Puck sat down on the sofa. Finn pulled two beers from the fridge and handed one to Puck.

"Where'd you score the beer?" Puck asked.

"Santana's fake ID," Finn replied. He could hear the girls talking in his and Rachel's room and wondered what was going on. Little did the boys know that the girls were having a serious conversation.

"Hey Rach," Quinn said as she entered the bedroom, Santana following behind.

"Quinn!" Rachel said happily as she took her best friend into a hug.

"I'm so happy for you and Finn," said Quinn as she hugged them. "You two are each other's soulmates."

"Just like you and Puck," Rachel smirked. Quinn smiled.

"Have you seen Beth lately?" Quinn asked.

"Yeah, I saw my mom and her the other day before found out I was pregnant," said Rachel. "Beth got so big, she looks just like you and Puck. Well, she has your hair and eyes but she has Puck's personality."

"Oh dear God," Santana muttered as Quinn beamed.

"Anyways, I called her just now and invited them to the wedding," said Rachel. "I told them you two would be here and she's totally okay with it. She wants you both to see Beth."

"Really?" Quinn asked, her eyes filling up with tears at the thought of seeing her little girl again.

"Yeah, and I'm going to have Beth be the flower girl," Rachel smiled.

"I think that's a great idea," smiled Quinn. "Oh, I brought you some things to help with your morning sickness."

Quinn reached into the bag she had been holding and pulled out the saltines and a bag of lollipops.

"Oh, thank you," murmured Rachel as she tore into the lollipops. "I've been wanting one."

"Are you going to eat meat at some point?" Quinn asked, concerned since Rachel was Vegan and might not gain as much weight.

"Believe it or not, I've been craving meat for two days," Rachel murmured. "I just haven't been able to keep anything down."

"Oh, well in that case, these should help too," said Quinn, holding out several small packages. "Did your doctor give you anything for the nausea?"

"I see him next week," said Rachel.

"Okay," said Quinn. A knock came at the door.

"Hey, can we come in?" Finn asked as he and Puck poked their heads in.

"Of course," said Quinn as Rachel continued to eat the lollipop and Rachel nodded.

"Hi my Jewish American Princess," said Puck as he hugged Rachel.

"Hi Noah," said Rachel, hugging Puck back. "Thank you for coming."

"Are you kidding? I wouldn't miss this for the world!" Puck smiled as he wrapped his arm around Quinn.

"Rachel asked Shelby to come to the wedding and let Beth be the flower girl, so we get to see her," Quinn said to Puck excitedly. Puck smiled.

"Really? We get to see our little girl, Babe?" Puck asked.

"We do," Quinn replied with a smile and Puck kissed her gently.

"Ugh, get a room," Santana groaned.

"Okay, we'll be in the spare bedroom," said Puck and Quinn laughed as Puck dragged her into the spare bedroom and closed the curtains.

"Ew," Kurt moaned as everyone laughed.

The next morning, Finn and Rachel awoke to the smell of bacon.

"Happy wedding day," Finn said to Rachel. She smiled and snuggled into him.

"Happy wedding day," Rachel replied, kissing him.

"Who wants bacon?" came Puck's voice. "You better hurry before Q eats it all!" Rachel and Finn scrambled out of bed and hurried into the kitchen. Kurt was sitting at the table, eating a Croque Madame while he watched Quinn savor the bacon that Puck had just laid in front of her. Finn noticed that Puck was wearing an apron and he roared with laughter.

"Dude, you look like a housewife!" Finn said to Puck. Puck laughed.

"Well, I wear an apron when I cook cause someone here doesn't like getting grease out of my clothes," Puck replied as he kissed Quinn's cheek and set some more bacon down.

"Today's the day!" said Rachel excitedly as she sat down and sniffed the food on the table. "Noah, this smells wonderful. Baby Hudson thanks you. He or she has been wanting meat."

The group watched in amusement as Rachel ate her first piece of meat in what seemed like forever.

"Next thing you know, she's going to be waiting a giant burger or steak tonight," Santana replied as she joined the breakfast crew. There was a knock at the door and Finn got up to answer it. He slid the door open to find Mike, Mercedes, Brittany, Sam, Blaine and Tina standing there.

"Oh my god! What are you guys doing here?" Finn asked the underclassmen. "I thought only the alumni were invited."

"I invited all of the originals that stayed at McKinley and Sam and Blaine," Santana said.

"Artie couldn't come, he says he's really sorry, but he has a project due for his history class on Monday," Sam replied. "I'm glad I didn't take Senior Social Studies."

"Same here," said Blaine as he hugged Kurt hello.

"This is so wonderful that you could all come to our wedding," said Rachel as she hugged everyone. "I wish Mr. Schue could be here. I wanted him to give me away since we aren't telling my dads anything." Rachel looked a little sad as Finn looked guilty. The events with him kissing Emma and then having the fight with Mr. Schue replayed in his mind and Finn scoffed his foot on the ground as he sobbed.

"Baby, what's wrong?" Rachel asked as everyone watched Finn cry.

"I told him about me kissing Miss Pillsbury, and he hates me so much now," Finn cried. "He blames me for her running away."

"No, Finn, don't cry, it wasn't your fault that Miss Pillsbury got cold feet," Rachel reassured him as she placed her hands on either side of his face gently. "She just didn't want to go through with it. She knew it wasn't right."

Just then, a clearing of someone's throat alerted the group back to the door and the group saw Burt and Carole Hummel standing with the one person they least expected to see: Will Schuester.

"Mr Schue!" the group cried sans Finn and Rachel.

"Mr. Schue!" Rachel finally cried as she hugged Will. "You came!"

"I called him last night and told him you guys were getting married and he wanted to be here," said Quinn with a smile. "I told him that his star pupil needed someone to give her away and he agreed to do it."

"Congratulations you two," said Will. Finn was still standing there in shock as Will turned to him.

"Finn?" Will asked. "Are you okay?"

"Yeah, I'm just shocked that you're here," said Finn as he walked over to Mr. Schue. "I didn't think you would-"

"I should be the one apologizing to you," Will said to Finn, putting a gentle hand on the tall boy's shoulder. "I overreacted about everything with Emma, and I know now that you weren't the reason Emma ran away. Besides, I wouldn't miss this for the world. And I hear more congratulations are in order."

"Yeah, thanks to your almost wedding, Frankenteen and Berry forgot to use a condom and conceived the second Glee baby," Santana quipped. Those that hadn't heard the baby news all gasped and Tina, Mercedes and Brittany squealed and hugged Rachel.

"Mom, Burt, I hope you're not mad at us," Finn said to Carole and Burt as he looked at the ground.

"No Sweetie, we're not," said Carole as Rachel hugged her. "True, it's a little earlier than I think all of us expected, but we're fully supporting you both and we will do what ever we can to help."

Rachel and Finn hugged Carole and Burt as Rachel cried. Carole smiled.

"Thank you, thank you so much," said Rachel. "You know I can't get rid of it and I certainly don't want to even consider adoption. Not with the way I was raised."

"I know," said Carole, stroking her hand over Rachel's hair.

"So now that we're all here, let's get ready for a wedding!" said Rachel as she composed herself. "My mom said that she and Beth will meet us at City Hall."

The group cheered and pulled the bride and groom into a hug.

Once the group had settled in, the girls grabbed their dresses and headed to the salon to have their hair done. Burt, Will, and the boys stayed at the loft to get ready. The group would meet at City Hall at 1:00. Finn and Rachel would get the marriage license first and then the group would meet in the Justice of the Peace's courtroom. Carole and Burt surprised Finn and Rachel with Carole taking the girls to a David's Bridal, and Burt the guys to get tuxedos.

"Nervous?" Puck asked Finn at 1:30 as they waited for the girls to finish getting ready. Rachel and Finn had gotten the marriage license and now the guys stood in the Justice of the Peace's courtroom with Burt. Shelby and Beth were running a bit late but would be there in a few minutes.

"Nah, never was nervous to marry Rachel," Finn said. "I just wish I had gone against Hiram and LeRoy's wishes and gone to New York with her instead. We're both eighteen now, so they can't do anything."

"He's right, and if they try anything, your mother and I will stand by you two one hundred percent," Burt butted in. He pinned a flower to Finn's jacket lapel.

"Thanks Burt, that means a lot," Finn said.

"I'm sorry I was so against the marriage the first time," Burt replied. "But you and Rachel are a good mix like your mother and I. And if anything taught me that life is too short, it was Kurt's mom passing away. I'm so thankful that your mom and you came into mine and Kurt's lives. I'm glad to have you as a son."

"Thanks, Dad," Finn smiled, the word rolling off his tongue. Burt smiled and hugged him and Finn hugged him back.

Meanwhile, the girls were down the hall in a room the courthouse had designated for brides getting married. Rachel had found the exact same wedding dress she had worn to her and Finn's almost wedding at David's Bridal and the group agreed it still looked good on her. Quinn was putting the final touches on Rachel's veil when a knock came at the door.

"Hi, we're here, sorry we're late," said Shelby as she poked her head in. Rachel beamed and ran to her mother and hugged her.

"Hi Mom," Rachel said happily. "Thank you, thank you so much for coming! Hi Beth!"

The girls looked at the almost three year old, who was dressed in a pretty flower girl dress and hiding behind Shelby.

"Hi Rachie," said Beth shyly. Rachel looked at Quinn, who was staring at her little girl in shock. Shelby noticed Beth and Quinn staring at each other and she smiled and knelt down to Beth.

"Beth, do you remember Quinn?" Shelby asked. Beth nodded and ran to Quinn and Quinn sobbed and hugged her daughter.

"Hi Baby, oh, I've missed you so much, look how big you got!" Quinn cried. The girls smiled as they watched the reunion unfold. Puck, on the other hand, had come to check on the girls and had seen the love of his life and their two and a half year-old daughter reunite.

"I missed you too, Mommy," Beth said to Quinn, causing everyone to gasp. Quinn sobbed again and Puck cleared his throat.

"Sorry to interrupt, but Finn's get antsy, are you girls ready yet?" Puck asked while continuing to stare at Beth and Quinn.

"Yes, we are," said Rachel. She ushered the girls out of the room to give Puck, Quinn and Beth some privacy and Shelby walked out with Rachel, her arm wrapped around Rachel's waist.

"Beth, you know who this is, right?" Quinn asked her daughter.

"Hi Monkey Face, you got so big, I've missed you," Puck said to Beth.

"Hi Daddy!" Beth said to Puck, and she ran to him and Puck scooped her up in a hug, his and Quinn's eyes welling up in tears.

"Oh, I've wanted to hear you say that for so long," Puck said to Beth. "We love you so much, Monkey Face."

Quinn joined the two for a hug.

"Both my girls here with me, I couldn't ask for a better day than seeing my two best friends get married and getting to see my little girl," Puck added.

"Our perfect family," Quinn said to Puck. Her lips met his and Beth made a face as Quinn kissed Puck.

"Ew!" Beth replied. Puck and Quinn laughed.

"Oh, you think that gross, do you?" Puck asked Beth. "Then here's some kisses from Big Daddy!" Puck and Quinn kissed Beth and she shrieked.

"Okay, let's go join the others, here's your flower basket, Baby," Quinn said to Beth as she handed her a basket with rose petals. "Rachie wants you to spread these for her and Uncle Finn, okay?"

"Okay," said Beth. "When?"

"Well, you'll walk with me and Mommy and you'll scatter them on the floor," Puck said as they walked towards the courtroom. Will was standing outside the door with Rachel and the girls.

"Okay, here we go," Rachel smiled. The girls sans Rachel and Quinn entered the courtroom and then Puck and Quinn led Beth into the room. Beth scattered her flower petals and everyone smiled, including the Justice of the Peace. As the three joined their friends, Shelby and the Hummels, the group started to hum a familiar tune as Will led Rachel into the courtroom. Rachel beamed at Finn as the others hummed "Faithfully" and Will put Rachel's hand into Finn's, before clapping him on the back and kissing Rachel's cheek.

"Ladies and gentlemen, today we have gathered together to celebrate the marriage of Finn and Rachel," said the Justice of the Peace. "Marriage is the promise between two people who love each other, who trust each other, who honor one another as individuals in that togetherness, and who wish to spend rest of their lives with each other. It enables the two separate souls to share their desires, longings, dreams, joys and sorrows, and to help each other through all uncertainties of life."

"Marriage has certain qualities of contract, in which two people take on the housekeeping tasks of living together, to enhance life's joy. However, marriage is more than a contract. Marriage is commitment to take that joy deep, deeper than happiness, deep into the discovery of who you most truly are. It is a commitment to a spiritual journey, to a life of becoming - in which joy can comprehend despair, running through rivers of pain into joy again. And thus marriage is even deeper than commitment. It is a covenant - a covenant that says: I love you. I trust you. I will be here for you when you are hurting, and when I am hurting, I will not leave. It is a covenant intended not to provide haven from pain or from anger and sorrow. Life offers no such haven. Instead, marriage is intended to provide a sanctuary safe enough to risk loving, to risk living and sharing from the center of oneself. This is worth everything."

The Justice turned to Will and Shelby.

"Who gives this woman to this man?" she asked.

"We do," Will and Shelby replied. The Justice turned to Burt and Carole.

"And who gives this man to this woman?"

"We do," Burt and Carole said.

"Finn? Do you take Rachel to be your lawful wedded wife? Will you love, comfort, honor and protect her; forsaking all others to be faithful to her until death do you apart?" asked the Justice to Finn.

"I do," Finn said sincerely to Rachel.

"Rachel? Do you take Finn to be your lawful wedded husband? Will you love, comfort, honor and protect him; forsaking all others to be faithful to him until death do you apart?"

"I do," said Rachel tearfully as she smiled.

"If anyone here objects to this marriage," started the justice.

"Get out and stay out," Puck teased and the group roared with laughter.

"Rachel, Finn, repeat after me," continued the Justice.

"I, Rachel Barbra Berry," started the justice.

"I, Rachel Barbra Berry," repeated Rachel.

"...take you, Finn Christopher Hudson, to be my husband and my better half."

"I will take care and cherish our relationship and love you today, tomorrow, and forever..."

"I will always be open, honest, and faithful to you."

" I take you for my husband, to have and to hold from this day on, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish for all the days of my life and until my last breath."

The justice turned to Finn.

"I, Finn Christopher Hudson," started the justice.

"I, Finn Christopher Hudson," repeated Finn.

"...take you, Rachel Barbra Berry, to be my wife and my better half."

"I will take care and cherish our relationship and love you today, tomorrow, and forever..."

"I will always be open, honest, and faithful to you."

" I take you for my wife, to have and to hold from this day on, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish for all the days of my life and until my last breath."

The Justice motioned to Puck and Quinn, who handed her the rings.

"Finn, Rachel, take these rings and place them on each other's hands," said the Justice. "Repeat after me. This ring, which has no beginning and no end, symbolizes the love and trust between us that will never cease. May its presence on your hand remind you of my love and vow. I place it on your finger as a visible sign of the promises which have made us husband and wife."

Rachel and Finn repeated her words respectively as they slid each other's rings on the other's hand and the group smiled.

"Until now, Rachel and Finn have spent each moment of their lives as separate individuals. But from this day on, and every day after this day shall be shared and spent as one. By the power enthroned in me, by the state of New York, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss your bride."

As Finn dipped Rachel carefully into a passionate kiss, the group cheered and clapped.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, Mr. and Mrs. Finn Christopher Hudson," said the justice. Puck noticed the bride and groom were getting a bit handsy and he covered Beth's eyes.

"Hey, Finchel, get a room!" Santana snarked and the two newlyweds pulled apart, blushing. Just then, the doors to the courtroom burst open and everyone gasped as the two people they didn't want at the wedding came marching through the doors.

"Rachel Barbra Berry! Don't you even think about marrying that boy!" came the angry voice of LeRoy Berry.