Usopp narrowed his eyes at a scenery that felt odd to him. His captain was sitting in front of him, in the dining room, and he tapped his index finger on the table with an angry face.

"What's wrong Luffy? You look like you're in a bad mood," Usopp said.

The other guys looked at the two of them. Everyone beside Chopper, Nami and Robin were in the room. They were really bored out of their mind so they quickly got interested by the conversation.

"He must be irritated by the lack of exciting things," Sanji supposed while washing the dishes.

"Just wait for Franky to finish what he is building and he will surely get excited," Zoro said.

"Ow! It will be ready in ten minutes, so prepare yourselves!" Franky exclaimed.

Luffy was still grumbling under his breath.

Brook then asked, "Luffy-san? Are you okay?"

Luffy didn't answer as he gritted his teeth.

"Oi Luffy! We won't know what's making you angry if you don't tell us!" Usopp told him.

The captain's face suddenly went back to normal and blinked at them. "Did you say something?"

They all sighed at the same time.

"We asked what was irritating you since you came here, shitty captain," Sanji said.

"Hmm…Well, you know…just before coming here, I rested on the couch of the library alone…" Luffy started and everyone beside Sanji, got closer to him by sitting at the table.

They looked intently at him as it helped them get out of their bore. Even Franky forgot his invention and listened to Luffy.

"After a while, Nami came inside the room. I just thought that she came to make some maps…"

Everyone nodded.

"Then she saw me and she started staring at me…hungrily…"

"What?" Zoro lifted his brow.

"You don't mean 'angrily'?" Franky asked.

Luffy shook his head. "No, I said 'hungrily'. She had that look in her eyes that said she wanted something."

"Oi shitty captain. If you say something wrong about Nami-san, I will fillet you," Sanji warned.

"I didn't do anything! Nami was the one who jumped on me!" Luffy said quickly, followed by the sound of a plate falling on the floor.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" Sanji yelled.

"Wa-wait Luffy," Usopp stuttered. "What do you mean she jumped on you?"

"Just like I said, she jumped on me and started eating my banana!"

Zoro, Franky and Brook spit their drinks on the table.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO," Sanji cried.

Franky recovered quickly and yelled, "What do you mean?! Tell us in details."

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ASKING HIM?! I'm out of this," Zoro said but Franky blocked him.

"Wait a minute Zoro. Don't you think that it can be useful for your debts?"

Zoro had to admit that Franky was right. He sat down and reluctantly listened.

"We're listening to you," Brook said.

Luffy nodded before continuing, "Well first she peeled it slowly."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"SHUT UP!" They all yelled.

"Then she started licking it like a Popsicle."

"You didn't do anything?" Usopp asked, his face a little red.

"I was too surprised that she jumped on me!" Luffy whined.

"I see…" Brook nodded.

"After that she sucked it. I couldn't move since she was on me."

Usopp and Franky gulped while Zoro gritted his teeth at the way this conversation turned.

"She licked and sucked it many times…I asked her why she was doing that, and she said that it was better to lick it before the main act. She also said that…she wanted to taste it as much as she could," Luffy explained, crossing his arms.

All the guys were leaning a little forward as they felt a little tight in their pants…or underpants in Franky's case.

"She kept sucking it for a full minute and I couldn't hold it back anymore... I was about to tell her that..."

"And then?" Brook asked with a lewd grin.

"She bit off my banana."

"GYYAAAAAAAHHH?!"

Everyone fell on the floor, feeling a sharp pain between their legs. Sanji was shaking, kneeling down with his head on the floor as his hand gripped his groin.

"What's wrong, everyone? Why are you yelling?" Nami asked as she entered the room with Robin.

Robin laughed, "They must have heard about you stealing the banana that Luffy was about to eat."

"WHAT?!" The guys yelled.

"I still didn't forgive you!" Luffy scowled to Nami.

The male members of the crew wanted to face palm really hard, but they still didn't recover from the shock.

Nami blinked as she didn't understand why they were rolling on the floor in pain. She just tried to tempt Luffy by jumping on him and eating a banana seductively, while pressing her body against him. Not that he noticed…

Usopp climbed on the table like a dying man and asked, as if it was his last breath. "Luffy…what did you mean when you said you couldn't hold back anymore?"

Luffy tilted his head. "Hmm? I wanted to take a leak obviously. What did you think it was?"

Usopp just fell on the floor and Robin stifled a laugh as she was the only one that heard the whole story while knowing what happened before.

"Seriously what happened to all of you?" Nami asked.

"Luffy cut off our bananas," Franky muttered.

"I don't have one though, yohohohoho."

I'm sure you guys hate me now XD

Well, I just wrote this because I just found the idea amusing. I needed a break from writing my other fic. But don't worry; I almost finished the next chapter. After reading this, Sweet Vacation might be better too ^^