Megumi's Lament to Squaresoft
(as interpreted by Chibigenius and written in rhyme royal)

Oh, Squaresoft, maker of Final Fantasy
of Kingdom Hearts and of other games.
Your writers put me into misery
as those hot, hot guys lose their claim
to reality or go on a quest. The result's the same.
Have you run out of ideas? Are you just lazy?
Or perchance your plot masters enjoy driving me crazy.

At the end of each game the hot guy goes
off to his end, in some other never-shown place.
What is to be his fate? One hardly knows
from those clues given. O Tidus, your face
I wish to see again to end this suspense so base
that lies deep within my obsessed tormented soul
and forces me to maintain my death-grip upon the control.

Come back to me Tidus, so much I love you.
Do not leave me hanging like a blitzball suspended in air.
Come back to me Sora, so much I love you
who briefly lost his heart in a moment beyond compare
Listen to me reminisce about those agonizing moments so fair.
Squaresoft, though to your games I am addicted clearly,
It must be admitted the endings will be the death of me.

Owari