First of all, this takes place in the first sequel of Tokyo Ghoul, after the anteiku raid.

You just discover Yomo and Uta are dating. How do you respond?

Itori: …

Itori: I knew it!

Kaneki: You knew what?

Itori: Well, since they met each other i knew their hate/love relationship they had beyond these years.

Itori: So i started to ship them secretly.

Itori: And look my otp is cannon!

Kaneki: Well yes, otherwise, congratulations Yomo and Uta, i'm really happy for you.

Touka: Yeah, you too congratulations, you're perfect for each other.

Kaneki: I just gotta say, that you're an ideal couple.

Uta: Ideal couple?

Uta: What do you mean by that Kaneki kun?

Yomo: Don't listen to him or otherwise you will stuck on the context.

Kaneki: I mean, hearing you stories well they're pure hatred between each other, then the friendship gate open to you and now you two arrive to the heavens of love.

Tsukiyama: Tres bien to that, Kaneki Kun.

Takatsuki: So, that will be "Star crossed hatred lovers".

Takatsuki: That will be a megahit, Kaneki san-

Kaneki: I know right.

Takatsuki: Yeah.

Uta: …

Uta: Well thanks, Kaneki Kun.

Uta: I thinks so.

Yomo: I told you not to hear that crap!

Uta: Oh dear, watch your mouth.

Yomo: Oh sorry!

Yoshimura: Well, since i left, its great how cafe anteiku are moving forward to their respectives lives.

Yoshimura: I'm happy for you, Yomo, really happy.

Yoshimura: Even though, i was the one who saved you from Arima, i was the one who teach all those things and thats how you pay me.

Yoshimura: Loving another person.

Yomo: …

Yomo: Don't think that way manager, i love you and i will alwas love you.

Yoshimura: Me too, Yomo, me too.

Uta: Awww, thats so sweet.

Uta: Manager kun and Yomo kun.

Touka: …

Nishiki: …

Nishiki: I smell a litte of a treesome relationship over here.

Touka: Yeah, i was gonna say the say the same thing.

Kaneki: So now the plot has changed.

Takatsuki: How about "The 3 star crossed lovers, the love is more dangerous in the number 3".

Rize: I will love to read that.

Tsukiyama: Tres bien, i will love to read that too.