A/N-The bits that are between the * are Hermione singing bits.Just thought
i;d let you know it get rid of a bit confusion
"NO!" yelled a very flushed 17 year old Hermione Granger
"I will NOT do it,you can't make me!" She yelled again,very angry indeed. A grinning arry potter,along with the rest of the occupantsof gryffindor tower begged to differ.The group had been playing magical version of the muggle game "Truth or Dare".The games were pretty much exactly the same,except for one vital difference.If one of the players refused to go through his or her dare,she would be subjected to a form of punishment that was decided my the group prior to the beginning of the game.Unfortunately for Hermione,that "punishment" would be having to to wear nothing but an electric pink tutu,knee high rainbow socks and fex for approximately 48 hours.The garments wouldn't be able to be removed at anytime.God bless magic.
Hermione knew all of this as she looked into the delighted faces of her "friends".
"Do you have any idea how embarressing this is going to be,how could you have thought up a dare like that" Hermione moaned in utter dispair. "I'm the head girl of this bloody school and this will be seriously undermining my authority" She complained A red headed Ron grinned at her. "Yes,yes it will.But at least you won't just be embarressing yourself" Everyone in the tower laughed at Hermiones predicament and what amusements they would behold the next day at breakfast.Harry passed a piece of paper with instructions to Hermione.She took the paper in her hands and buried her head reluctantly in her arms.
"Bastards"
The occupants of the tower simply laughed again.
It was breakfast time and the great hall as per usual was alive with the usual morning chatter.The Gryffindor table was of course buzzing with excitement and anticipation.They simply couldn't wait another moment for Hermione to fullfill her dare.Harry and Ron decided now was crunch time.They looked at Hermione and gae her a little wink.Hermione groaned and went completely red with mortification.
'I can't believe i'm about to do this' She thought with utter horror Harry stood up on his chair. "Excuse me everyone,i'd like to have your attention for a moment please.Your head girl has an..announcement to make" The hall went quiet...much to quiet for Hermiones liking.She then looked across the hall at a sneering Malfoy.
"What does the F!@#ing mudblood want now" He said rather loudly to his fellow Slytherins,who snickered in reply. Hermione glared back at him. 'Alright,her deserves this,little bastard.I refuse to be embarressed,I will simply enjoy the look on the little death eaters face.'
Hermione muttered a few words to give her wand the loud qualities a muggle microphone would possess.She winked at Ron who whispered a few words himself and suddenly the silent hall was filled with music.ermione grinned and began to sing....
*You know Harry's got the lightening scar
Super hero to every girl
But when he's flirting with Professor McGonagall
You know it makes me wanna hurl
Now Ron needs anger management
And his eating habits are rather rude
Obsessed with Fleur the half breed veela
But what I'd really like to do...
I'd love to do it with Malfoy
He's what a deatheaters supposed to be
Oh Malfoy can you do it with me?*
Everyone in the hall,burst into laughter,but not at Hermione,no.They all turned and laughed at Malfoy,who's face turned purple with anger.
"Why you Filthy little mudblood...."
He went to get up but Ron and Harry and conveniently came up behind him and grabbed his robes.The hall was aloud with wolf whistles.
Hermione grinned wickedly at this reaction and continued to sing...
*When Oliver flies he looks amazing*
Various girls began to squeal
*Spy him from Hagrids hut
But now that I think about it
I'd rather a man who can strut*
Hermione winked at Draco,he tried to lunge at her again
*I'd rather do it with Malfoy
He's what an egotystical bastard is supposed to be*
"Nobody calls me that!!!!" Draco was nearly telling his hair out in anger.
*The only Slytherin I'll ever need
Malfoy,do it with me
I'd rather do it with Malfoy
His sneers have got me on my knees
The only Platinum blonde I'll ever need
Malfoy, do it with me
Oh Malfoy Ooooo Ooooo Oooooo Malfoy,*
The occupants of the hall continued to laugh at a very much degraded Malfoy,including the teachers.Hermione was enjoying herself immensley.
*I'd really like to be with Snapey*
Professor Snape spat out his orange juice at this point on a very hysterical Madam Pomfrey
*That greasy hair is really hot*
"What did you just say!!!!"
*I wonder if I could get Snapey
To wanna "brew" it with Malfoy*
"MISS GRANGER!!!"
*I'd rather do it with Malfoy
That eyebrow raising has got me on my knees*
"I do no raise my eyebrows!!" Draco yelled,trying to get above the hysterical hall Ron patted his shoulder."Sorry mate,i'm afraid it's true"
*Oh Malfoy won't you do it with me?
I'd rather do it with Malfoy
He's what a bouncing ferret is supposed to be*
"That was a god damn accident and you know it Granger!!"
*Oh Malfoy come and do it with me
I'd rather do it with Malfoy
He's really got me*
Hermione finished and the hall bursts into an array of cheers and applause.Hermione took a very dignified bow to accompany her grin that didn't seem to want to go away.Ron and Harry were now on the ground in bellowing with laughter,alongside Malfoy who had passed out cold.
The End.
Hehe I hope you guys liked my little story/song.I know it's not terribly good,but you know it was a lot of fun to write,so thats what counts.I know it's only one chapter but i'd love it if you guys reviewed and told me what you thought of it :D cheers
"NO!" yelled a very flushed 17 year old Hermione Granger
"I will NOT do it,you can't make me!" She yelled again,very angry indeed. A grinning arry potter,along with the rest of the occupantsof gryffindor tower begged to differ.The group had been playing magical version of the muggle game "Truth or Dare".The games were pretty much exactly the same,except for one vital difference.If one of the players refused to go through his or her dare,she would be subjected to a form of punishment that was decided my the group prior to the beginning of the game.Unfortunately for Hermione,that "punishment" would be having to to wear nothing but an electric pink tutu,knee high rainbow socks and fex for approximately 48 hours.The garments wouldn't be able to be removed at anytime.God bless magic.
Hermione knew all of this as she looked into the delighted faces of her "friends".
"Do you have any idea how embarressing this is going to be,how could you have thought up a dare like that" Hermione moaned in utter dispair. "I'm the head girl of this bloody school and this will be seriously undermining my authority" She complained A red headed Ron grinned at her. "Yes,yes it will.But at least you won't just be embarressing yourself" Everyone in the tower laughed at Hermiones predicament and what amusements they would behold the next day at breakfast.Harry passed a piece of paper with instructions to Hermione.She took the paper in her hands and buried her head reluctantly in her arms.
"Bastards"
The occupants of the tower simply laughed again.
It was breakfast time and the great hall as per usual was alive with the usual morning chatter.The Gryffindor table was of course buzzing with excitement and anticipation.They simply couldn't wait another moment for Hermione to fullfill her dare.Harry and Ron decided now was crunch time.They looked at Hermione and gae her a little wink.Hermione groaned and went completely red with mortification.
'I can't believe i'm about to do this' She thought with utter horror Harry stood up on his chair. "Excuse me everyone,i'd like to have your attention for a moment please.Your head girl has an..announcement to make" The hall went quiet...much to quiet for Hermiones liking.She then looked across the hall at a sneering Malfoy.
"What does the F!@#ing mudblood want now" He said rather loudly to his fellow Slytherins,who snickered in reply. Hermione glared back at him. 'Alright,her deserves this,little bastard.I refuse to be embarressed,I will simply enjoy the look on the little death eaters face.'
Hermione muttered a few words to give her wand the loud qualities a muggle microphone would possess.She winked at Ron who whispered a few words himself and suddenly the silent hall was filled with music.ermione grinned and began to sing....
*You know Harry's got the lightening scar
Super hero to every girl
But when he's flirting with Professor McGonagall
You know it makes me wanna hurl
Now Ron needs anger management
And his eating habits are rather rude
Obsessed with Fleur the half breed veela
But what I'd really like to do...
I'd love to do it with Malfoy
He's what a deatheaters supposed to be
Oh Malfoy can you do it with me?*
Everyone in the hall,burst into laughter,but not at Hermione,no.They all turned and laughed at Malfoy,who's face turned purple with anger.
"Why you Filthy little mudblood...."
He went to get up but Ron and Harry and conveniently came up behind him and grabbed his robes.The hall was aloud with wolf whistles.
Hermione grinned wickedly at this reaction and continued to sing...
*When Oliver flies he looks amazing*
Various girls began to squeal
*Spy him from Hagrids hut
But now that I think about it
I'd rather a man who can strut*
Hermione winked at Draco,he tried to lunge at her again
*I'd rather do it with Malfoy
He's what an egotystical bastard is supposed to be*
"Nobody calls me that!!!!" Draco was nearly telling his hair out in anger.
*The only Slytherin I'll ever need
Malfoy,do it with me
I'd rather do it with Malfoy
His sneers have got me on my knees
The only Platinum blonde I'll ever need
Malfoy, do it with me
Oh Malfoy Ooooo Ooooo Oooooo Malfoy,*
The occupants of the hall continued to laugh at a very much degraded Malfoy,including the teachers.Hermione was enjoying herself immensley.
*I'd really like to be with Snapey*
Professor Snape spat out his orange juice at this point on a very hysterical Madam Pomfrey
*That greasy hair is really hot*
"What did you just say!!!!"
*I wonder if I could get Snapey
To wanna "brew" it with Malfoy*
"MISS GRANGER!!!"
*I'd rather do it with Malfoy
That eyebrow raising has got me on my knees*
"I do no raise my eyebrows!!" Draco yelled,trying to get above the hysterical hall Ron patted his shoulder."Sorry mate,i'm afraid it's true"
*Oh Malfoy won't you do it with me?
I'd rather do it with Malfoy
He's what a bouncing ferret is supposed to be*
"That was a god damn accident and you know it Granger!!"
*Oh Malfoy come and do it with me
I'd rather do it with Malfoy
He's really got me*
Hermione finished and the hall bursts into an array of cheers and applause.Hermione took a very dignified bow to accompany her grin that didn't seem to want to go away.Ron and Harry were now on the ground in bellowing with laughter,alongside Malfoy who had passed out cold.
The End.
Hehe I hope you guys liked my little story/song.I know it's not terribly good,but you know it was a lot of fun to write,so thats what counts.I know it's only one chapter but i'd love it if you guys reviewed and told me what you thought of it :D cheers