The area was nothing more than a barren wasteland covered in darkness. The sky was painted red as horrid vampire piggies circled the sky around a lone figure draped in an ebony cloak, with long purple hair flowing from under a gray tattered hat. It brandished a long glowing blade as it stared at the army of piggies that were raining down to devour their prey, only to be slaughtered when they got within range of the blade. The figure calmly walked the path up to the castle, slicing any piggy that was foolish enough to get too close. They kept on going before they entered the castle, where a massive vampire piggy awaited.

"GAZ!" shouted the piggy as Gaz peeked out from under her hat with a smirk.

"You know me? I'm flattered." she said.

"GAZ!" shrieked the piggy again.

"Are you going to fight, or just speak my name?" Gaz asked.

"GAZ! WAKE UP!" Gaz's eyes shot open as the piggy shouted at her in the voice of her annoying brother before everything faded. Gaz growled as she rose from her bed, her hatred for her brother already reaching maximum levels. "Come on Gaz! You can't be late for skool again!" shouted Dib from the other side of the door.

"I heard you the first time, Dib. Now leave me alone before I make you suffer." Gaz growled. She heard footsteps getting farther away before she arose from her bed. Her room was pitch black thanks to the curtains that blocked out the sun, which was perfect for her as she liked the dark. "Stupid brother making me get up for stupid High Skool." she muttered in anger. She rose from her bed and turned on a nearby lamp before she began to dress herself. She put on some panties and was in the middle of putting on her bra before she froze. "Oh no." she groaned as she found herself struggling to put it on before giving up and pulling out some measuring tape. She wrapped it around herself and measured to find that she had grown...again. She growled before throwing the now too small bra away and reaching for a bigger one she bought in advance. This had been a routine for her since she had hit puberty. Now she was 16 years old and she hated her body. She was a little taller than most girls her age, but not freakishly tall. Her legs were long, slender, and hairless. Her hips and ass were perfectly shaped. Her waist was slim. Her breasts were huge, just a little smaller than her head, and amazingly perky. She only wore a bra because the skool had a problem with her nipples poking through her shirt. Her skin was pale and free of unwanted body hair and blemishes. She had the body that was perfect, and she fucking hated it. All it did was draw unwanted attention from men and petty insults from women. "Stupid genetically altered body." she growled as she got the rest of her clothes and began to dress.

-In the kitchen-

Dib was already dressed and eating some toast in the kitchen while mentally preparing himself to stop Zim from whatever evil scheme the alien had. He had matured as well, his body lean with a bit of muscle from all the years of stopping Zim from destroying Earth. His head, though more proportioned to his body, was still just big enough that others kept on mocking it for it's size. His attire hadn't much changed over the years, save for the biker gloves and combat boots. His hair still had that scythe like style to it, and his obsession with exposing Zim hadn't waned at all.

"Whatever plan you have Zim, I'll be there to stop it!" he said before taking another bite of toast.

"Shut up, Dib!" Gaz growled as she entered the kitchen. She wore a purple tank top with an open black jacket, dark red skirt, black and purple striped stockings, her skull necklace, and steel toed boots. Her hair was still the same way it had been since she was a kid, framed around her head like a mouth. "I don't want to hear about your paranormal crap first thing in the morning."

"Good morning children." said their father, Professor Membrane, from his floating screen.

"Hey dad." they both said in unison as Gaz ate some cereal.

"Have a good day at school child- NO! DON'T MIX THAT!" he yelled before an explosion far off into the city was seen and the screen went blank.

"He hasn't tried anything for the past three days, but I know he'll strike soon." Dib said. "And when I do, I'll expose him for the alien he is!"

"Why don't you try and expose Tak?" Gaz asked, though she didn't really care. "She's been stranded here for the past 4 years."

"I know, but she hates Zim too. So she and I came to an agreement. She helps me expose Zim to the world, and I help her get off our world for good. It's a win-win." Dib explained.

"That, and you still have lingering feelings for her." Gaz said, causing Dib to choke on his toast.

"Don't joke about that!" Dib coughed. "She's an alien, and Zim's species! I don't have feelings for her!"

"Keep telling yourself that, Dib." Gaz said as she finished her cereal and they both walked out the door. Neither of them took the bus unless it rained since the kids didn't want to sit on the same side as Dib, and Gaz didn't want any of them to sit next to her, so both of them walked to skool. Gaz tuned Dib out when he started to go on and on about Zim and other paranormal things as they waited for a light to change on a street corner.

"Hello, Dib-Stink! Little-Gaz!" Both of them turned to see Zim walking towards them from another street. Zim still wore the same wig and contacts, but his Invader uniform had been altered to fit the new height he had acquired and slight muscle tone. It seemed that, though it repulsed him to no end, the food the humans ate had something added that allowed Zim's body to grow, making him just a few inches taller than Dib.

"Zim." both Membranes said. One in hatred, the other in mild annoyance.

"What are you doing here Space Boy?!" Dib demanded.

"Zim is here because this is the route from my house to High Skool." Zim said. "Even the Dib-FILTH should know that by now."

"He's got your there." Gaz said.

"Whose side are you on?" Dib asked, though he couldn't help but agree with Zim that his house was this way. He shook his head before glaring at Zim. "What are you planning?!"

"I plan to get through this day at skool, just like the normal human I am." Zim explained.

"Bull!" Dib yelled.

"What does an Earth beast have to do with me going to skool?" Zim asked in confusion. Dib blinked while Gaz just shook her head before seeing the light has changed.

"Move it you two. The light changed." Gaz said, already halfway across the street. Dib and Zim continued to bicker and yell at each other as they walked to skool, with Dib saying he'd stop Zim and Zim claiming he was normal. 10 minutes of walking later and the Hi Skool was in sight. It was a giant building, surrounded by a high fence with barbed wire all around it. It was just like Elementary Skool, only bigger. In front of the skool building were many kids hanging out and talking before they had to go into they first classes for the day. And leaning against the wall just in front of the entrance of the skool was another Irken in disguise. Tak. She too had grown thanks to having no choice but to eat human food, though she was smart enough to develop a serum that did away with the horrid taste of it. Her hologram showed her as a 16 year old version of her previous disguise from seven years ago. Her blue hair was longer and covered her left eye, giving her a mysterious look. She also wore a stud nose piercing on her left nostril. Her clothing was practically the same as before since the humans were oblivious to whether she changed her look or not. Her figure was another story, as it wasn't a part that she put into her hologram. She had explained to Dib that her an Irken's body adapts when they spend a certain amount of time on another planet to help blend in with the local species, which explained why she now sported a bust size half of Gaz's size and nice hips.

"Ah, good to see you three again." she spat when they came close to the entrance.

"Not now." Gaz said, clearly at the end of her patience for annoying people.

"What's wrong? These two annoying you once again?" Tak asked, knowing that she was pressing the right buttons to rile Gaz. Gaz's hands were clenching into fists as the bell rang, signalling that skool was about to start. The kids all flocked inside, leaving the area outside of the skool free of kids. All except for one.

"So," said a young man with a big grin on his face. "This is the place my parents went to when they attended High Skool. Can't wait to meet them!"

A/N: I hope you all enjoyed the first chapter. Please tell me what you thought.