THIS IS NOT THE "SEXY UMBRA WIZARD"/FAMILIAR OF ZERO CROSSOVER! THIS IS JUST OP!NARUTO AS FAMILIAR, THE ONE WITH LUIS UMBRA WILL COME LATER AS SOON AS I SEE IF THIS VERSION OF THE OP!NARUTO STORY IS GOOD ENOUGH. sorry the misunderstanding.

THE TWO FANFIC WILL BE POSTED TOGETHER AT THE SAME TIME AS SOON AS "BLACK BARON OF SUNA" IS COMPLETED!

This story half follows Canon and Half fucks with time-line, characters and such, DO NOT take this seriously, I won't be bothered by Haters or similar guys, It's not "Louise Bashing" but I will take one or two shots at her all the same, for shit and giggles.

Here I'll focus on Montmorency and have her "Become" a Void Mage (explained in story)...why her? Tabitha too was a close-call just like Henrietta while Tiffania I used for the "Familiar of Zero / Sexy Umbra Wizard" Crossover...yes, a crossover with one of my Fanfic, deal with it! XD. I'll post it at the same time as this, it's always 10k writing, only spread on two stories.

And honestly: I don't remember Montmorency being given such a strong background story-wise...it's perfect material for me to twist, transform, change and use as I see fit for my story! Not that I usually stop at minor, useless technicalities as "Canon" or "Source Material", I usually do write whatever the fuck I want, so...

HERE'S THE STORY!

Pairing: Naruto / Montmorency.

If enough people insist I may add Tabitha as well...

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Zero no Tsukaima (Familiar of Zero) or whatever I will use and I already used in this or any other story I write, wrote and will write nor I did this for money or any sort of compensation. Thank you for your time.

A word of advice, Naruto here will act slightly different from Canon due to not being the "Original one". I am not Masashi Kishimoto, I CAN'T make him Canon-like.

Chapter 1: It all began with a pissed-off God.

The Realm Above – Council Room -

The Room, a wide circular space of infinite width and infinite height, made of the purest light acting as walls and floor and ceiling, with thrones of the purest gold, jade, platinum and marble that were all positioned around a wide table of smooth black stone with a humble basin of white stone filled with water resting in its middle while the richest, biggest and more highly crafted throne, made of the same pure light of the room, was instead positioned on a raised platform making it stand slightly taller than the others.

THAT was the throne of GOD (all in Capital letters) as He/She was the sole Creator of the whole Universe and its innumerable versions, all coexisting in the small basin positioned on the only table of the room.

He/She had often separated his/her being in multiple parts, in other Gods, so to better decide how to rule the infinite number of lives in the Multiverse, that then various cultures then decided he/she was only one or that there was a Pantheon it was not important to Him/Her; those other Gods were him/her and he/she was them at the same time...a problem though...

At the moment GOD was pissed, let's just say that he/she was damn fucking angry and was now growing restless while sitting on His/Her throne gritting His/Her own teeth to dust while the other Gods made their best to not meet His/Her eyes.

To make it easier, we are going to give to those spheres of light a face and a gender, if you have any familiarity, try to picture the Greek Gods and place them sitting around the throne of Zeus.

"Will you please calm down? You'll cause Armageddon like that, do you want to rebuild everything after a tantrum AGAIN?" the Goddess of Love said sighing while idly playing with the collar of her too revealing robe.

"This is a serious matter! I can no longer let this slide!" GOD answered, his pure-white beard moving around in his kind-of-childish anger.

"This is what happens when you get distracted," the God of War said smirking, his fire-made hair flowing by themselves as if in a gentle breeze.

"I SNEEZED! I JUST SNEEZED AND IN THAT SMALL TIME THAT BRAT MANAGED TO GET MY PEOPLE TO RAISE HIM TO GODHOOD WHILE I WASN'T LOOKING!" GOD answered with a roar of rage, for a deity an 'instant' and 'a millennium' was the same, so admittedly that one was one damn long sneeze.

"Thank us you didn't fart! A new Universe was born thanks to that last time!" The Messenger of GOD said chuckling.

"This is a serious matter, I said! Stop joking!" GOD answered crossing his arms.

"You can't seriously still be sour for the whole Brimir Ordeal...right?" Love asked disbelieving.

"They. Are. Praying. Him. as. a. God!" the deity answered making each word came out as a separate growl.

"And he almost single-handedly moved Elves to extinction," the Goddess of Nature added frowning.

"And Humans too were at risk of extinction once they retaliated. Such a wonderful War that was!" War said mimicking the act of cleaning away a tear from his eye.

"The fact remains that by now the people of that world have forgotten us, now is all "Brimir this" or "Brimir that"...the guy was an idiot with an huge brain and too much power," The God of Death said.

"Power that YOU gave him," GOD said bitterly.

"It was an experiment, Miss "Mother Nature" here gave Elves 'Spirit Magic', and since Souls are my area of expertise I wanted to see if an 'Anti-spirit' Magic was possible...unfortunately I choose the worst candidate for Testing my Theory..." Death answered grimacing.

"Shaitan's Gate..." Nature said frowning.

"That and the various genocides he made, even if he technically came to regret them later...not my proudest achievement." Death admitted groaning.

"And he had given birth to a bloodline, with his heirs at the four corners of the planet wrecking havoc..." Love added.

"That's why you should have used that eunuch for your Testing, less troubles if your precious 'Void' dies with its only User." the God of War said pointing an accusing finger at Death.

"Well, too late to cry on the spoiled milk!" the god answered huffing.

"The fact remains that I want my revenge." GOD said with narrowed eyes as he studied the water in the basin containing the Multiverse.

"Then you will be awfully happy to hear this..." Death said smiling wickedly.

"Hear what?" GOD asked curious.

"Brimir has just been reincarnated...in a girl, with no memories of his...HER past and powers, in a time six thousands years after 'Brimir' died and so with absolutely no-one able to help her use her powers." Death said grinning.

"Oh, dear...here comes the troubles." Love muttered in dismay.

"UUUUUH! What a nice news! I can make Brimir's life Hell! Let me see what would happen if we don't intervene!" GOD said as images flashed at light-speed inside the basin.

"..."

"..."

"...She is insufferable." Goddess of Nature finally said as the silence in the Council Room was dragging for little too many centuries.

"I'll say a bitch, but that's my own view of the thing." War answered shrugging.

"Ladies and Gentlemen...we have a 'Karma Houdini' of first class." the Messenger of GOD said with a low whistle of awe.

"Pulled every kind of abuse and shit on the boy she pretty much kidnapped, and she ends-up with a man ready to die for her as her husband, the possibility to be Queen and much more." Love added surprised.

"Admittedly she got better, and he was kind of a pervert before snapping out of it..."

"They are both teens; Highly hormonal, mentally unstable teens, boys at that age do tend to think with their 'lower regions' while the girl grew-up in the most self-worth-damaging environment possible with an absent father, a too strict mother and a whiny bitch of a sister; those two would have either loved each-other or KILLED each-other..." Love answered.

"So? What will you do, Boss?" the God of Death asked.

"I won't change what is fated to happen..." GOD said sighing.

"A very mature decision," Nature said with an approving smile.

"But this doesn't mean I can't create a 'copy' of that Universe and mess with it for my own personal enjoyment, just to see how things will change if I intervene." GOD then added smirking.

"...And there appears the other side of the coin." Nature said groaning in defeat.

"So an 'AU'?" the Goddess of Wisdom asked curious.

"You read too many Fanfictions," GOD said sighing.

"They can only be found on Earth, we don't have any here!" the Goddess answered whining.

"It doesn't matter. Now, what to do...what to do..." GOD said as another basin appeared near the first, this one only half the size and half empty as less water was in it.

"I say we can take away her 'Human Familiar' and give her a standard one...see how she performs without a bishy boy ready to die for her." War suggested.

"But what should we give her then? And her Void Magic?" Death asked.

"She will have her Void magic, I have other plans for that. And I already decided what Familiar to send her way. I say we instead give to someone else the 'Badass Familiar' she so much wishes for...and I will even tell her that I interfered, but while wearing the face of Brimir, just to see her squirm about someone 'stealing' her Awesome Familiar." God answered.

"Okay? And who is the lucky chosen? And the Familiar?"

"A sparkling new Void Mage: Montmorency Margarita La Fère de Montmorency! I'll give her the absolute BEST, Over-Powered, Gorgeous Familiar and she will totally steal the show from under that reincarnated fool's feet thanks to that and her other talents!" GOD answered.

"Ehm...Boss? She is a Water Mage." Nature said uncertain with Death near her nodding.

"She will be both then, you saw her future, she can do better other than living the life of a wife whose husband fucks with everything female in a fifty-meter radius." the deity answered.

"YOU CAN'T DO THAT! She can't have two Elements as her starting talent! It's already bad that you are intervening in the Summoning, this will be too much! It's against the rules!" the God of the Seas, up until that moment preferring to stay silent, yelled with wide eyes.

"Who created the Multiverse?" GOD asked back.

"You, Boss." the deity answered groaning.

"Who was the first to breath life in every living being?"

"You, Boss." the various gods chorused rolling their eyes.

"And who was the one to effectively write those Rules?"

"Sigh! You, Boss."

"That's right! I am the Boss! I am the Grand Poobah of this Miserable Multiverse! And I deserve the right to fuck back-wards, side-ways and all-around with what I myself created with my own two badass hands of awesomeness and wipe my ass with my own rules! OKAY?!" GOD answered angrily.

"OKAY-OKAY! Calm down now!" the God of the Seas said rising his hands in a non-threatening way.

"And you have no proof of that Guiche being that much sexually depraved," The Goddess of Love said with narrowed eyes, in answer GOD just snapped his fingers making new images appear in the water.

"Oooh, Dorothy! Your skin is so soft! And your eyes sparkle like stars!" an old man with blond hair said twirling around a long rose as he unbuckled his pants.

"...Baaaah! Baaaah!" answered the goat.

"TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OOOOFF!" The Goddess of Wisdom shrieked while looking away.

"He was drunk, but that's beside the point." GOD answered.

"So? Can we do this?" he then asked.

"As long as this won't influence the 'Canon' Universe...go wild! But what Familiar are going to use?" the God of Death answered.

"I have the perfect candidate, he will gladly accept my offer, after all...who would ever say 'No' to a God?" GOD answered crossing his arms.

Thirty Seconds later – in another Realm – Mortals' world -

"No! But not just a simple 'No' but a 'Fucking Hell NO, not now or Ever!' kind of NO!" the blond human said uninterested.

"WHAAAAAAAAAT?!" the Mortal form of GOD yelled in disbelief.

"I just said no to a God, that's what happened." the Human answered as his eyes never left the city under him, still watching in sorrow from the top of the tallest skyscraper as people came and went from offices and/or near bars and metros.

"Why?!" the deity asked.

"This is my home...I don't want to abandon it." he answered sighing.

"This place has changed in the last ten thousand years, your people and their abilities are not even myths, everything has just been forgotten." GOD answered moving an hand on the young man's shoulder in a sympathetic move.

"I know, I saw it change." he replied looking at his hands.

"Still without a woman to claim your heart?" the God asked saddened.

"Innumerable had held my heart in their very hands, and every one of them intelligently had renounced when I told them the truth." he answered with a very low whisper.

"Naruto..." GOD said sighing as he sat down near the blond.

"Yes?" he said looking in the deity's eyes.

"It's time to move on," another voice said from inside the whiskered blond's head, other eight giving pretty much their approval with grunts and other sounds.

"The others too joined?" GOD asked chuckling.

"I was feeling alone, and the world was no longer able to cope with Nine Tailed Beasts, so I took them with me after some trial and error...not that I had anything to lose." Naruto answered shrugging.

"As a last act of spite Kaguya made you Immortal...I should have destroyed those trees as soon as the very first came to be. I am sorry." GOD answered sighing.

"At the beginning I actually blamed you for that, Kami...then years passed and I just came to accept that her force-feeding me that pill was her punishment, not her blessing...eternally walking the earth watching everything I love wilt and die while I remain as young as that day. I guess she is still laughing wherever she is now." Naruto answered shaking his head.

"I assure you that laughing is the very last thing she is doing where I sent her. But if you feel like this then why you refused my proposition? I am offering you a new life, a new world to call home, a new way to channel your powers for something good!" the Deity asked.

"And what about this world?" the blond asked back.

"You did a damn fine job, this is by far the most peaceful planet I have ever seen, and I have seen infinite worlds; in those thousands of years you worked tirelessly to secure that this Peace will go-on forever...and trust me, it WILL. Now is time for you to move on! You may even be finally able to find a nice girl to settle down with!"

"And what about my Immortality?" Naruto asked with narrowed eyes.

"If you are so damn against it, I can remove it myself, but then you'll have to use only your abilities and powers to stay alive." GOD answered.

"Then why you did not intervene sooner?" the blond asked enraged.

"Do you know who I am? I CAN'T intervene directly every time something happen, otherwise mortals will only sit on their asses and wait for me to fix their messes." the other answered.

"But you are doing it now! You are asking me to go along your plans of Revenge!" Naruto yelled.

"Be quiet, you little being! I remember you that you are talking with the Almighty! I can very well send you to Hell with a snap of my fingers, in there a lot of people are just waiting for a chance to have a second go at you!" GOD answered with a booming voice.

"Then bring it on! I am not afraid of you!" the blond replied growling.

"...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's why I like you, little man! You got spunk in such a great quantity that even Gods can't match it! But seriously, accept my offer, as a way to start anew, even if it is not your home world."

"And the others in here? And my dead friends?" Naruto asked.

"They want you to be happy, each one of them managed (with great pain) to move-on after discovering to be unable to stay with you. Now they just want you to find your own happiness. I am not sending you in a death trap, between your powers and experience you are even too much for those miserable mages and frankly, they NEED someone like you ready to teach them that their way of living is pure shit." GOD answered.

"So I would be free to kick their ass?" Naruto asked with a calculative expression.

"I want you to kick their asses and show them that is not Magic that makes one a bad-ass or a noble, in short, have fun! You have my permission as you deserve it after all the crap you lived through." GOD answered.

"...Sigh! Okay, let's do this, if my world won't suffer from my leaving then I'll do as you ask." Naruto said nodding after a long silence.

"WONDERFUL! First I'll remove that pill, then I'll explain you in detail how I want you to act once in Halkegina!" the Deity said as his hands simply phased through the blond's stomach to retrieve a small brown pill and turning the little object to ashes with a simple gesture.

"...That's it?" the world's last true Shinobi asked with a raised eyebrow.

"I am GOD, I am just THAT awesome." the other answered with a small smile while pointing at himself.

"Oh...okay." Naruto muttered sweat-dropping.

"Okay, now. Here is what I think would be a nice start to put the world of those silly Mages upside-down and help me pull the rug from under Brimir's reincarnation's feet." the deity said as he inched a little closer to the young man.

In yet another realm – Halkegina – Tristain Magic Academy - 'Springtime Familiar Summoning ritual' -

Tristain Academy of Magic: Tristain's first and foremost (and most expensive) Academy of Magic that side of the known land, a place where Nobles of any stature from minor families to literally young prince and princesses were taught and nurtured into being the next great generation to fill the ranks of nobility ever since the dawn of Brimirric Magic.

In short, it was pretty much the biggest concentration of stuck-up, spoiled brats on that planet's main continent.

As per tradition the second-year students were requested to summon a familiar Spirit, to show their predisposition to Magic, their eventual Elemental Affinity should it still be unknown, and even gauge current Power thanks to the actual Power of said Familiar, though the latter was more of a rumor to help families have bragging rights about their Heirs summoning powerful beasts as their Companions.

A familiar was pretty much the equivalent of a second set of eyes and ears, should their Master want in fact said beast would "Share" its senses to help its summoner; may it be common and mundane as a cat or 'strange' like a floating eyeball with wings, they all would follow their Master until one of the two died, it was indeed a life-long commitment.

"This year I have to say that we are seeing some really interesting results! Miss Zerbst's flaming salamander and Mister De Gramont's giant mole are by far the most interesting, this not considering Miss Tabitha's Dragon of course," The Teacher tasked by helping the students said with a wide smile as a silver-coloured snake appeared in front of the young man near him.

"Thank you, Professor Colbert." a boy with blond hair and frilly shirt said tossing back a fringe of his hair while petting his new mole Familiar 'Verdandi'.

"The next in line is Miss Montmorency Margarita La Fère de Montmorency! Please walk forward and summon your Familiar." Colbert said as he ticked-off the latest Familiar adding 'Earth Element?' near it as a personal note for later study along the runes appeared on the snake's head.

The new student walking forward was a young girl with blond, curly long hair and blue eyes and a large red ribbon tied around her hair.

"Pentagram of the Elements..." She started chanting as she raised her wand.

She needed a powerful Familiar, that was certain, but personally she needed a friendly ear, a strong spirit with unmatched gentleness able to protect her not only physically, but emotionally as well; someone understanding and able to make its 'voice' heard and others cower under its gaze whenever something threatened the girl.

She was the only daughter and Heiress of the De Monmorency House, historically famous for their unique Contract with the Spirit of Water resulting in their family producing some of the most powerful Water Mages in Tristainand for their rapid raise in importance since the family first knighting into Nobility, making them the envy (and enemy) of the more old families like the De la Valliere or the De Gramont for their matching their importance even if relatively "Young".

De Gramont...she had a boyfriend, Guiche de Gramont, but it all had started as an arranged thing between their families and had soon evolved into a more romantic thing on Montorency's side; if only she could be sure that Guiche too was serious and not just accepting because of family honour.

That was what she secretly envied of the Commoners, they did marry for Love only, in Nobility there was always some form of doubt about the reasons behind a wedding instead, even her mother Charlotte sometimes acted in a way to make Montmorency wonder if 'Personal Gain' was actually the reason behind her "I do." during her wedding.

So she needed a strong guardian, even just to keep her safe from everyone and everything, just in case her small little world about Guiche, her Family and the whole Nobility did reveal some ugly colours in the future; people couldn't pretend her to always smile and act as if nothing was wrong, the "Rule of Steel" was a Valliere thing, not her own style.

"...Answer to my call and summon here my Familiar!" Montmorency said as she finally completed the long spell while pointing her wand at the five-pointed star she had drawn on the grass.

For barely few seconds nothing happened, making her worry about somehow failing the spell, but then the terrain under her and everyone else's feet gave a sudden shudder while the runes on the grass started giving-off a strong red light until, with a dull humming sound an empty 'Hole' opened in front of the girl; contrary to normal holes though this one was a thick circle black in colour, as if a whole portion of Reality had just been erased and pure shadows had condensed in there to fill the void.

"Professor Colbert?!" the blond girl asked afraid as a loud growling was heard echoing from deep inside the hole that in the meantime had enlarged its circumference until it was several hundreds of meters wide.

"Step back, Miss Montmorency! Something is climbing up!" Colbert ordered with an hard tone, instantly moving in front of her and dusting-off the military training he himself had buried in his sub-conscious.

In answer a simply MASSIVE furred hand came out of the hole to grab on the terrain soon followed by another, long and thick nails digging on the grass as the creature heaved itself out with a deafening roar of victory as soon as it came completely out and the hole closed under its body.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!" Guiche yelled growing pale as a sheet, like pretty much everyone else, at seeing the GIGANTIC creature that had been summoned.

Towering over everyone present and actually tall enough to even 'dwarf' the tall walls of the Academy stood an huge fox with reddish-orange fur, human-like clawed hands and build of the upper body, slightly long ears, blood-red eyes and nine tails behind it that were spread wide open as the beast reared back its head to let out a new ferocious scream that seemed to echo forever and reach everywhere.

"WHO DARES TO SUMMON ME!?" the beast screamed with a long, thundering growl.

"..." silence came in answer from students and professor as no-one was expecting the creature to talk.

"...No, seriously. Who summoned me?" the giant fox asked with a more calm tone as it sat cross-legged in a very human-like fashion on the grass.

Montmorency simply looked at the beast, then at her wand (It was her wand, right?) and then at the students while pointing at herself as if to ask if someone else had called the creature instead of herself before shyly raising her trembling hand.

"Oh? It was you?" the beast asked crouching down until its chin touched the grass and still surpassing the girl's height with its eyes alone.

The girl simply nodded in answer.

"Good! Shouldn't you...you know...finish the Ritual or something?" he asked.

"Y-Y-Yes, Miss De Montmorency. The Summoning is not yet completed, go on." Colbert said finally recovering his voice.

"Uh?" was all the intelligent answer she could muster.

"Weren't you the one praying for a Badass Familiar? I heard your call clearly and I came here as fast as I could." The Fox said grinning.

Back to the sidelines a pink-haired girl was furiously biting down on her wand to quench her fury, for once that her prayers had been answered the supposed 'Cool Familiar' went summoned by someone else, that was unfair! By how things went now she would just be lucky to call something as useless as a flea or a teen commoner with strange clothes and accent and an excessive libido!

"I-I am Montmorency Margarita La Fère de Montmorency! B-By the Power of t-the P-P-Pentagram of Elements I b-brand you as my Familiar!" Montmorency said nervously as she tapped with her wand on the Fox' massive nose before rapidly kissing it.

"UNGH!...Now, that was unpleasant..." the tailed beast muttered as runes momentarily flashed on its giant right paw before disappearing under its fur.

"UGH! Is it supposed to hurt the Mage too?" the girl asked with a groan as she doubled over from the brief flash of heat that exploded in her chest before rapidly fading away.

"No, I'll need to study this though, Familiars have never been this...big." Colbert answered uncertain.

"Take your time. And you, little girl; I go by many names, but you can call me 'Naruto'." the Fox said unconcerned.

"So you are my Familiar, Naruto?" Montmorency asked curious.

"So it seems, what? Were you expecting a knight in shining armour?" the other answered snorting.

"No but. You don't seem like a Water Creature..." the girl replied.

"If it's about Elemental Affinity I have no problems in using every element, but I am a "Master", shall we say, in Wind and Fire Manipulation," Naruto answered shrugging.

"Impossible, a Familiar reflects a Mage's Element and Miss De Montmorency is one of the few that had already showed her being a Water Mage in her first year." Colbert said.

"BWAHAHAHA! Then good job, little girl! You are so awesome that you can tame a Familiar not of your own element. You should be proud of yourself!" the Fox answered with a tone dripping in sarcasm.

"I'll deal with this later, I am more worried about feeding you, a single meal will bankrupt my family!" the blond girl said horrified.

"Hoy! I don't need more food than a normal human, thank you! I just need to do this!" Naruto answered as his body lighted-up in a golden light before compressing on itself.

"Eh!?" the students yelled in chorus.

"Eeeh! It's always strange passing from giant fox to human." a new voice said in amusement.

In front of Montmorency now stood a tall blond man with the eyes the colour of the purest sapphires, clad in black and orange clothes with strange open black shoes and wearing a blood-red cloak with black flames over it, a bandanna with a metallic plaque on the front was covering his forehead and shining in the morning sun.

"See? Like this I just eat like a normal human so you won't need too much food for me, cool trick eh?" he then said smiling, expression still similar to his old fox-faced one thanks to the thick whiskers on his cheeks.

"Nnniiiiice!" Kirche purred from the sidelines while ogling the blond man with an appreciative smile on her face just like several other girls were doing themselves.

"Na-Na-Naruto?" Montmorency asked shocked.

"Uh-hu! Am I still good enough as a Familiar, Master?" the blond asked smirking while showing the runes on his right hand.

"V-Very nic. Very Beaut. Very handso...yes." the girl answered nodding after a little difficulty, no-one noticing Guiche's eyes narrowing at hearing her answer.

"Happy to hear that, Master." he said giving a small bow.

"Ne-next!" Colbert said while trying to contain his excitement enough to not squeal like his mind was begging him to do, he still had a professional image to maintain, but the newly arrived Familiar was just soo different! But he will need to wait to properly study him and his origins.

While the other students walked-up to summon their own companions, the duo of blonds stood a little away to calmly talk to better know each-other.

"Satisfied by the Summoning?" Naruto asked.

"I was not expecting to call a giant Fox able to turn into an human, that's for sure." Montmorency answered taking in a long calming breath.

"Sorry if I am not a Water creature," he said with an almost sad smile.

"No-no! It's okay! You are still my Familiar even if somehow you are not matching my Element, the fact that the runes appeared means that I indeed was the one summoning you." the girl answered immediately.

"Thank you." he said with a grateful voice.

"I wonder what would happen should we reveal her that technically YOU are the real form while I am the Biju. But DAAAMN if we are good actors!" Kurama's thought echoed in Naruto's head.

"For now let's just make everyone believe that I am simply a giant Fox able to change appearances, if Kami told us the truth this would make things easier than have her think she summoned an Human, and an apparent Commoner at that." Naruto thought in answer.

"Yep, another thing we will need to grow accustomed to before forcing them to see how much of a bullshit it is in truth, no matter how barbaric I am finding it." the Biju answered sighing.

"What can you do actually? Both as an human and in your true form?" Montmorency finally asked.

"Pretty much everything bar using Magic, I have my own tricks for that...it depends on what you need me to be able to do." Naruto answered uncertain.

"Find reagents for potions?" she said.

"I am mostly combat-oriented actually, but I have highly enhanced senses like sight, hearing and smell, if you give me some time or even accompany me I can 'learn' to do that as well and work together to find them." he answered.

"Interesting. A good set of senses is always useful, my runic name is 'The Fragrance'...I have the hobby of preparing perfumes in my free time, so you can help in that as well with your nose if you think you can. A pity you can't do more 'mundane' things, but as an animal you are even too much big." Montmorency said sighing.

"We'll deal with this later, a question though...Are you people using Chakra for your spells?" Naruto asked with narrowed eyes, he could feel the familiar echo of that energy flow from the wands of the students.

"Chakra?" she asked confused.

"The energy powering your spells." he specified.

"That's Willpower...why you call it like that?"

"Because to me that IS Chakra, a tiny bit more refined, but definitely Chakra...I can teach you how to better control it, like using less energy for the same spells for example." the young man answered with crossed arms.

"Is it possible?" Montmorency asked, unaware that a blue-haired girl with her face buried in a book and Colbert himself were discretely eavesdropping.

"That and much, much more. But I'll tell you later, I don't like to talk with other people listening uninvited," he answered making the two spies flinch minutely at being found-out.

"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?" the same pink-haired girl from earlier bellowed in despair as from the explosion of her summoning came out to ugliest, fattest stag beetle ever seen, so fat in fact that its poor wings could only make it fly up to its by-now-crying Master long enough for her to kiss it and receive the Familiar runes before pummelling down on the grass panting in fatigue.

Later that night – Headmaster's office -

"Come in, Professor Colbert, the door is open." the old man acting as Headmaster of the school said after the first few knocks on the door.

"How do you know it was me, Headmaster Osmond?" Colbert asked amused as he sat in front of the old man.

"I guessed. Only two people besides me are around at this time of night, my dear secretary Longueville to yell at me that I should rest and you because something caught your attention making you unable to sleep." Osmond answered with a small smile while toying with his long beard.

"Well, if I got the runes right we may have two Legendary Familiars here in our school, so my excitement is kind of justified." Colbert answered showing the marked pages on the book he was holding under his arm.

"Two even? Although, the giant Nine-Tailed Fox Miss Montmorency Summoned may be an heavy contender for the title of 'most outlandish Familiar' all the same." the Headmaster answered chuckling.

"Actually, Mister Naruto IS one of those Legendary Familiars..." the balding professor admitted.

"Really? I was almost tempted to write a letter to an old acquaintance of mine in Rub'al Khali to see if they know anything about that strange creature since he remembered me one of the beasts of their legends." Osmond replied.

"It's not like we will be able to keep his existence a secret with how easily and fast gossip travels nowadays, but at least his runes I think we should try and keep as much hidden as possible, only the Palace and the Queen should know about this." Colbert answered pointing once again at the book.

"...Let's see...Vindálfr?" the old man said surprised after reading the annotations on the pages.

"Also known as "The Right Hand of God". It's said that one of the familiars of the Void, which means of the Founder Brimir, had the special ability to control animals and even other Familiars to an extent, and that Familiar was the Vindálfr, whose runes appeared on Naruto's right hand...paw...that part of the body" Colbert explained.

"With its original size being that titanic is no wonder that animals would naturally bow to a bigger and more dangerous predator, a perfect candidate for those runes." The Headmaster answered with a grave nod.

"But that would make of Miss Montmorency a Void Mage, and everything points at her Element being Water instead...but the Familiar pointed-out his Elements being mostly Fire and Wind." Colbert added confused.

"But he himself said that he can also use the others if we have to believe him, making him somehow similar to an Hexagon-Class had he been a Mage...can it be that this was enough?" Osmond wondered.

"Probably, being not 'tied' to a single Elementmay have influenced the summoning. But having the Vindálfr Familiar Runes may still mean that Miss Montmorency is a Void Mage herself and that's it, but then why she can still use Water and other Elements?"

"Being a Void Mage shouldn't automatically exclude the use of other Elements, it would just mean that she had been a Line-Class Mage ever since she was born. Maybe. Or else the Contract with the Water Spirit has something to do with it...we will never know for certain, I fear." Osmond muttered deeply in thought.

"Brimir only knows..." Colbert said sighing.

"Aye..." the old man muttered nodding, unknowingly making GOD grit his teeth even harder.

"At least she won't have troubles using her Magic if she can still use the other Elements...if only there was some book with Void spells in it, we could have helped her." Osmond said sighing.

"Another thing. Her Familiar mentioned that he knows about training techniques to help Miss Montmorency refine her control over Magic and have spell cost less Willpower, should that be true, would you be against me asking him to share his knowledge?" Colbert asked.

"First you would need to check if it is true, then we will ask the Queen directly about having him teach others that," the Headmaster answered.

"Of course, sir."

"Now, what about the other Legendary Familiar?"

"Miss Valliere summoned another Void Familiar, in the form of a stag beetle." Colbert answered with an uncertain tone.

"Ooh! Another? This would be quite the achievement for our school!" Osmond said with a wide smile.

"Yeees...about that, Headmaster...I had troubles recognizing which one that bug embodied." the professor said scratching the back of his neck in evident difficulty.

"Which one? 'The Mind of God' maybe? or 'The Shield'?...'The Heart'?..." the Headmaster asked, each time gaining a saddened shake of the head from the balding professor.

"There are others?"

"Well...I had to translate each rune individually and then cross-reference with numerous books...half of which not even of the kind we usually have here." he answered.

"And those runes are?"

"Daeg, ac, ac, rad, sigel, tiw, ac, peoro...in short Miss Valliere summoned the Familiar Daarstapnir..." Colbert said with a suffered sigh.

"Daarstap...Oh! I thought that the whole 'The door-stop of God' Familiar of Brimir was just a bad joke born in taverns..." Osmond said surprised.

"Apparently it isn't, Miss Valliere has just summoned Birmir's very first experiment in Familiar Branding and Bonding," Professor Colbert said with a very weak chuckle.

"In other words she summoned..."

"A worthless Familiar, yes. No abilities or special powers whatsoever, other than keeping the door open for its Master...but I would refrain from telling her, the revelation paired with her not-so-good successes at Magic could literally kill her." the balding professor said sighing.

"Yes, for her own good we will keep this a secret...poor girl."

"Yes, very unfortunate." the other said shaking his head in sadness, certain people never seemed to be able to catch a breath, he thought.

Meanwhile – Louise's room -

Said pink-haired girl was tossing around her bed as a nightmare played in her head, in there Brimir himself told her that her destined Familiar had been swapped with Montmorency's by mistake and that now was too late to reclaim him as Naruto had been instead claimed by the blond girl.

"Waaaaah!" yelling in despair she woke-up panting.

"That was horrible! Montmorency stole my Familiar, the one I got in exchange sucks and my Magic still explodes no matter what! What else will happen now?!" Louise asked to the empty room while watching with defeated eyes the snoring beetle loudly sleeping on the pile of hay.

"Louise...Louise...Louiseee..." a far-away voice whispered in her ears.

"Wha-What?"

"I'm haunting you!" the answer was a tiny ghost of Brimir (in truth a masked GOD) appearing near her ear with a wide, happy smile.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" at that the horrified scream of the Valliere girl pierced the night and reached every corner of Tristain, waking-up pretty much everyone, human, elf and animal alike.

And with that, a new day in Tristain's Academy of Magic was officially over.

Omake – Tabitha's Discovery -

Tristain Academy of Magic – outside – night -

Tabitha was silently flying high in the sky while riding her Familiar Dragon Sylphid, the azure beast happily giggling as the wind blew on its wings as it soared higher and higher.

"What are you doing out here at this hour?" a voice asked out of the blue making both almost jump out of their skin, although Tabitha's outside reaction was of just looking rapidly up from her book.

"Flying." she answered.

"Oh! I get it! You are the school's Kuudere!" Naruto said amused from the top of the sand tower he had created to reach her up there.

"...Not funny." the blue-haired girl answered with the smallest narrowing of her eyes.

"So you people here have a Tsundere with Valliere-san and a Kuudere with you as students...nice!" he said smirking.

"I said not funny." she repeated.

"Any more Dere types and I will start looking for the poor bastard that will end with the unwanted Harem." Naruto added while ignoring her completely.

"Shut up." Tabitha muttered with a subtle growl in her tone.

"You look perfectly the part too: cold, socially inept, detached, a soulless doll, frosty, emotionless, almost bitchy in her ignoring everyone and everything...you know, the works." Naruto said counting on his fingers.

Figuratively speaking, at each 'Adjective' he used the girl acted like the words were physically piercing her body in the form of arrows.

"Shut. UP!" the girl answered with the first scream of her life.

"Or else?" the blond man asked smirking making her narrow her eyes.

Three hours Later -

Kirche was slamming her fist on the door of Tabitha's room with a frown on her face.

"Why she takes so long? She usually wakes-up at the first knock." she said annoyed.

"What?" Tabitha asked while peeking outside with only her head.

"I can't find that eye-candy of a Familiar Montmorency summoned anywhere, even she doesn't know where he is...have you seen him?" Kirche asked hopeful.

"Why?" the other asked.

"I wanted to show him why my Rune Name is 'The Ardent'..." she answered smirking.

"Not seen him." the blue-haired girl answered.

"Would it hurt you to give longer answers?"

"Busy, got to go." Tabitha said trying to close the door.

"WAIT! What are you doing?" Kirche asked.

"Studying."

"What?"

"...Human Anatomy." Tabitha answered nonplussed.

"Why?" Kirche asked.

"Nothing of your concern. Good night."

"WAIT! Can you help me find the foxy-boy? Please?" Kirche pleaded with her best kicked-dog expression.

"Busy. Good night." Tabitha said using her staff to blow back the red-haired woman enough to slam her door closed.

"UMPF! She needs to enjoy life more, all those books are making her cranky." Kirche muttered walking away to hunt-down the blond Familiar by herself.

In the room -

The completely naked blue-haired girl sighed before turning towards her bed.

"My turn." she said crossing her arms.

"Kyuuu...but Irukuku was having fuuun!" the other naked blue-haired girl in the room said with a whine while still bouncing on the lap of the only naked young man in the room.

"My turn." the other answered bumping the other girl's head with her staff.

"Kyuuu...okay." Irukuku, normally the blue dragon Sylphid, muttered while walking away from the bed to sit in a corner.

"You shouldn't treat your Familiar like that, you left her hanging." the whiskered blond said chuckling.

"My turn now. She'll join later." Tabitha answered straddling his hips.

"A threesome with a Mage and a Dragon? Eh! That would be a first even for me." Naruto said laughing.

"Talk later. Kiss now..." the Mage answered kissing him hungrily.

"Does this mean that I 'thawed the ice around your heart'?" he asked jokingly.

"...Other two times, just to be sure." Tabitha answered with a faint blush.

"But remember, this is a secret, okay? No-one will know about us." the blond said.

"Of course." the girl answered, moaning as he started thrusting upward savagely.

The next day – Breakfast -

"Tabitha? Why are you and Sylphid limping? And why you seem so shocked?" Kirche asked as her friend joined her at the table while walking slowly just like her dragon and sporting very dark bags under her eyes.

"Never slept. Never tired. Always hard. Impossible..." the blue-haired girl muttered looking at Montmorency and her Familiar with disbelieving eyes.

"What are you talking about?" the red-haired woman said confused.

"Clones...clones everywhere...always Up. Taking turns." the other muttered as everyone stopped eating to watch in shocked silence as the De Montmorency Heiress broke into a giggling/moaning fit once her Familiar started covering her neck in kisses.

"...Lucky bitch." was Tabitha's angry comment making the already heavy silence of the presents pummel, if possible, even lower.

End of the Omake. Chapter 1 completed.

Yes GhostNappa!Brimir...deal with it, I like that character so I'll use a similar style.

Now, this won't be an easy story to write and I can already see you all say that this story sucks, but I guess I can still give it a try, if worst come to worst, I'll erase this and pretend I never wrote it in the first place.

As you saw I will focus on someone else as I turned Montmorency into a Void Mage and have her paired with Naruto with him as her Familiar...her Disgustingly OP Familiar at that, just to make Valliere jealous XD.

So, NO, this Time Louise WON'T be the one summoning an Human or be the Main Character, in this story I am siding with the ones disliking the way she is portrayed and how she acted with Saito. Issues or not, what she did was cruel and a lot of people are still waiting for her punishment to arrive, even if I say that she got better by the end of the thing.

(may the author of the original light novel rest in peace) So no, she won't get it easy here, maybe someday I'll write a Fic with her as Main Character, but not today.

Hope at least some of you enjoyed this little piece of something.

Have a nice day and I'll see you around the Net.

Tr230.

Lou-Lou-Louise! Louise!

Lou-Lou-Louise!

Lou-Luise! Louise!

GHOST BRIMIR!

(On the notes of Ghostbusters Theme)

Now I have this stuck in my head, fan-fucking-tastic...