A/N: Okay. This isn't really a story, I mean, it could be if you'd like. You can ask me to write it if you want or I give you all full permission to use anything you'd like from this. I really don't mind!

Anyway, these are conversations between characters from Carry On and characters from the Percy Jackson books. I had a lot of fun writing this so I hope you enjoy! Feel free to give me requests for other conversations between people!

Warning! This may contain some spoilers for those who haven't read the books. So, if you mind spoilers then I wouldn't read this. Other than that, hope you like!

Percy Jackson and Simon Snow conversation.

Percy: "Do not even get me started on how my life was ruined by one stupid prophecy!"

Simon: "I know, right?!"

Percy: "I'm so glad you understand! Almost no one else does…. Other than this one guy. His name was Harry."

Simon: "Sounds like a cool dude."

Percy: "He was. I think he said he was kinda famous, like you."

Simon: "Man, I gotta meet this guy.

(A short silence where they're both lost in thought for a moment.)

Percy: "I can breathe under water."

Simon: "I have dragon wings and a tail that I can't get rid of."

Percy: *Holds up his fist for a fist-bump* "Dude, nice."

Rachel Dare and Agatha Wellbelove conversation.

Rachel: "But it turned out he was in love with Annabeth the whole time! It's really too bad, I would have loved to date him."

Agatha: "I know. You don't even know how hard it was to date Simon when he was obviously head over heels for Baz."

Rachel: "That must've been hard."

Agatha: "It was."

Rachel: "I guess it all worked out in the end though, huh? I wouldn't want to cause Annabeth any pain just because we like the same guy."

Agatha: "Honestly, I'd pay someone to smack those boys over the head for being so stupid about the whole thing."

Rachel: "Ugh! Tell me about it!"

Annabeth Chase and Penelope Bunce conversation.

Annabeth: "He's an idiot. A complete seaweed-brain. An utter dolt!"

Penelope: "Do you think they'd be smarter if they were girls?"

Annabeth: "It's a long-shot."

Penelope: "I just wish Simon would be smarter about things, instead of jumping in headfirst and worrying about consequences later!"

Annabeth: "I know!"

Penelope: "They're both idiots."

Annabeth: "Fools."

Penelope: "Feather-brains."

Annabeth: "Block-heads."

Penelope: "But… that's why I love him."

Annabeth: "Wouldn't take Percy any other way."

(Silence. In which Annabeth starts cutting grass in half with her knife because she's bored.)

Penelope: "You're really killin it over there."

At the same time Annabeth says: "This is a really magical moment, huh?"

They point at each other: "Eeeeeyyyyy!"

Chiron and the Mage conversation.

Chiron: "I've just been trying to protect him this whole time."

Mage: "I know!"

Chiron: "Why can't he understand that?"

Mage: "RIGHT?"

Chiron: "I only have his best interests at heart."

Mage: "Yes! And so what if I killed his friend, the goatherd, tried to kill his other friend, and attempted to take his magic away even though the Humdrum was obviously already defeated. I totally—"

Chrion: "Whoa, wait. What? You actually did all that?"

Mage: "Yeah. But it's fine because I completely had his best interests—"

Chiron: "No, dude. Why would you do that? That's terrible!"

Mage: "What?"

Chiron: "Seriously, dude? Go to your room and think about what you've done."

Kronos and the Humdrum conversation.

Kronos: …

Humdrum: …

Kronos: …

Humdrum: …..

Kronos: "So…."

Humdrum: "No, dude, we don't have to talk."

Kronos: "Okay."

And finally, the one you've all been waiting for….

Nico di Angelo and Baz Pitch conversation.

Nico: "I'm the most unpopular kid in Camp Half-Blood."

Baz: "Not as bad as me. Do you know what they do to vampires where I come from?"

Nico: "Still, you'd think I represented the plague from the way people avoid me."

Baz: "Psh! Yeah, your life is so hard. I'd be cast from the book with my teeth ripped out, and that's only if they let me live."

Nico: "Well, being the son of Hades isn't exactly welcome either. I've been turned into a corn plant, my sister died, Percy barely trusts me, my own father—who is Hades by the way—thinks I'm a disappointment, and millions of people all over the world are shipping me with every single male character in Camp Half-Blood!"

Baz: "My mother died when I was a baby—"

Nico: "So did mine!"

Baz: "—my family refuses to even talk about how I'm a vampire, everyone at Watford basically hates me, and now I'm stuck dating a guy who's got dragon wings on his back and can't make them go away!"

Nico: ….

Baz: ….

Nico: "At least you get to date your crush."

Baz: …..

Nico: *Sighs heavily*

Baz: "Alright, you win!"

A/N: So there you have it! Hope you liked. Please give me requests on who you want me to do conversations between next, I really enjoyed it!

~Magiwren.