Diary of a Superior is back and revised! Going back through my folders and documents, I realized that it was time to revise this crappy grammar and structure. Enjoy this edited version.

The Superior sat at his office desk in his darkened office that was illuminated by the glowing light of Kingdom Hearts that painted his window glass. A black pen with a business advertisement was clutched in his hand as he intently stared at the empty page in front of him. A warm scent of blueberries perfumed the air and every inhale made him salivate.

Dear Diary,

He began to scribble, thinking of notable events to write down. He tapped the end of the pen to his chin.

"No, no." He said, crossing out the two words he had written until they weren't legible anymore. "This won't do. I am the Superior of an Organization, not a school girl." He skipped a line and began to write.

Dear MANLY journal thing,

He smiled in satisfaction, feeling accomplished. Xemnas glanced out the window. Clusters of pink rose up to Kingdom Hearts which caused his smile to grow. Glancing back at the paper, he began to think.

"What should I write?" He tapped the end of his black pen to his chin again while staring out his window. Enough time passed for him to count a total of 552 hearts that gathered in Kingdom Hearts outside. That's when inspiration struck him.

Today was one of the most spectacular days that has ever happened. And since this is a dairy

He groaned as he scribbled out the word "diary". He was an authority figure; someone that should be feared and respected. If he was caught with a diary he wouldn't be taken seriously. When the word "diary" was illegible, he continued to write.

And since this is a MANLY journal I can write down all my secrets and absolutely nobody will know. I suppose I should cut to the chase. Today, Saïx almost found out about my Mr. Whiskers. Apparently Saïx had knocked before entering my office which is a requirement and I hadn't heard him. As he opened the door, I was in the middle of a conversation with Mr. Whiskers regarding my evil plans of dominating all pet stores.

Xemnas stopped writing and anxiously glanced over his shoulder, worried that Saïx might be behind him. Once he was assured nobody was there, he began to write again.

Anyways, Mr. Whiskers was purring to my malicious plans and Saïx was standing behind me. If I had a heart that would be where I would have died of panic. However, my plump feline ran off when Saïx began to walk in. Mr. Whiskers has always been afraid of Saïx which has its benefits but I haven't figured out why he is afraid. Perhaps the rumors are true and Saïx is a wolf? If that was true and he hadn't told me then I'd have him cast into the lake of fan girl I have in the castle's basement.

Yes, I have a lake of fan girls. Those pesky creatures always pester me, knocking on my door, throwing rocks at windows and leaving inappropriate letters in my mailbox. So I trapped them and they are being used for Vexen's experiments. He hasn't told me exactly what the experiments are for and I'd rather not find out.

Suddenly a high pitched ding sounded from across the room and Xemnas quickly sat up in excitement. Quickly, he jotted something down as he stood up.

My blueberry muffins are done and it is my secret recipe too. My favorite muffins are the ones with the Hello Kitty sprinkles on them. Marluxia would get jealous if he knew those kinds existed. We often have arguments on the differences between cupcakes and muffins. Apparently I am "cupcake illiterate" according to him.

I suppose I should take those muffins out of my Easy Bake Oven.

He closed the pink journal and slid it quietly into one of his drawers.