Trunks - Um, there's no one here to talk to, they all left months ago.
Blitzwing - I know, hopefully I can win them back. Before I add any new chapters I am going to go through the old chapters and edit them. I was young and stupid when I wrote them originally and no I am older and slightly less stupid.
Trunks - it won't work, they've abandoned you.
Invasion of Canada
"Man, this new unit will probably be as lame as the last one..." Sharpener said as he, Gohan, Erasa and Videl walked towards their World Studies class.
"I dunno, I heard this unit was a special occasion." Gohan said.
"Really, well what are we going to do? Draw maps of different countries" Videl said sarcastically, gaining a laugh from Erasa and Sharpner, "Oh I can't wait"
"Ha ha." Gohan replied.
"We'd better hurry or else we'll be late!" Erasa chimed in looking at one of the many clocks lining the walls in the halls. The four entered the class and took their usual seats up near the back row as the teacher, Mr. Histoire, walked in carrying a pile of papers.
"Class, shut yer yaps and listen up!" He yelled over the roar of talking teens. Mr. Histoire had been putting up with classes like that for so long he learned that being polite and expecting students to respect his authority was pointless. The class quickly silenced and Mr. Histoire placed his books on the desk at the front.
"Well, as you know we are starting a new unit today, The unit is on different countries..." The teacher started.
"Hey Videl, so far you were right, wonder if we will be drawing maps?" asked Erasa.
"I was just joking, I didn't really mean that." Videl replied, "That's something we would have done in primary school"
"I did that kind of thing when I was three." Gohan said.
"Well if Miss Satan, Miss Rubber and Mr. Son are finished their little talk I'll continue." Mr. Histoire yelled aloud.
"Sorry sir!" the three said in unison.
"As I was saying, the unit will consist of a single report done by a group of four students, but there is an added bonus." He said.
"This year Capsule Corp has generously offered to fund special trips to the various countries. That means you get to go and do the work and I get some time off from you. In the end we all win. Each group will be able to choose a country to go to an given an assignment to do the report on." He continued. A great roar of people talking, forming groups and trying to decide which country to go to overwhelmed the former silence of the room.
"Now once you have formed groups please write them down and place them in this hat, the draw will be random for choices and you will be assigned a chaperone.Also note that I am entitled to declaring any drawing a practice draw that won't count." Mr. Histoire said as there was a chorus of groans from the class, "I'll bet that makes some of you wish you hadn't annoyed me all year"
Students rushed down to place their names in the hat, many praying that Mr. Histoire would be in a good mood.
"Oh, and a special note" Mr. Histoire said shuffling his papers around, "Where is that darned message, Ah here it is, ok, by special request of Mrs. Bulma Briefs herself, Mr. Son Gohan and his group will personally accompany her on a trip to Canada. Well Mr. Son, I do believe this is a great honor, good luck, Mrs. Briefs has your assignment."
"Aww man, I wanted to go to Jamaica..." Gohan moaned, noticing everyone else in the class staring at him with their mouths agape, "Why is everyone looking at me like that"
"Gohan! THE Bulma Briefs personally invites you to join her and thats all you can say!" Videl said shocked at Gohans unenthusiastic response.
"Yea man, it's not everyday the hottest woman on earth gives you a personal invitation like this!" Sharpner spouted, little hearts forming in his eyes at the mention of Bulma's name.
"Ooh! I wonder if she would be willing to share fashion tips with me!" Erasa said dreamily, "She's always on top of the latest trends"
"Why do you make such a big deal of it? I go on trips with Bulma all the time." Gohan said flatly.
"You..Actually..Know...Bulma..Briefs?!?" Videl stuttered, "Not even my father can get a meeting with her"
"Yes, she's my god mother, so?" Gohan replied. Upon hearing that Videl and Erasa both fainted and Sharpner just sat there stupified with his mouth open letting flys buzz in and out, "What? Is it my breath?"
Later, after school was over the group was walking home and Gohan was walking with them until he could get away to fly home. As they were talking the cellular phone Bulma had given Gohan on his birthday began to ring.
Gohan flipped open his cell phone and answered it.
"Hello? oh hey! yea we were told about it, leaving tommorrow ok, I'll ask them, see ya later"
"Who was that" Videl asked having gotten over the fact that Gohan was Bulma Briefs god son.
"That was Bulma, she said we'd be leaving early tommorrow and invited us to stay the night her house if you wanted." Gohan said calmly.
"Whoo hoo! we get to stay at Capsule Corporation!" Erasa cheered.
"Man! I want to see if I can get a date with her!" Sharpner exclaimed gleefully.
"Alright! It's settled! Meet at my house in an hour and we'll take daddy's limo over! If we're going to Capsule Corporation we should arrive in style!" Videl exclaimed, for once glad her father was rich.
An hour later the group met at Satan Manor. A long black air-limo pulled up from the garage and stopped infront of the teens. The window rolled down and the face of the Great Hercule Satan appeared, much to the displeasure of Gohan.
"Come on in kids! Don't want to keep Mrs. Briefs waiting" Hercule said seeming oddly happy.
'Yea, and when we get there I can use my exceptional charm to win her heart and make her leave her deadbeat husband for a real man! hahahahaha' Hercule thought as he spoke. Inside his head images of him standing triumphant over the crumpled heap of Bulma's 'husband' while she drooled over him. He gave out a silent snicker before ordering the driver to drive.
"Man! Meeting Bulma Briefs and driving there with the Great Hercule! Could this day get any better!" Sharpener exclaimed.
"Why is you dad here Videl?" Gohan whispered.
"When he heard we were going to Capsule Corp he insisted." Videl replied.
To Be Continued.....
Next Chapter.
Kisses, Chibis, and Vegeta Meets Hercule!