Originally this story was posted under a different story back in 2009. I've rewritten it so I hope it is better!

"It's fucking wrong, Ginji. A guy as girly as Thread-Boy shouldn't get a babe like Kagome."

"Ban, you shouldn't say that."

Ban ignored Ginji and continued glaring at the couple a few tables away. Just their mere existence pissed him off.

"Why does fucking thread boy get a hot babe while I am single? I'm way better looking that that asshole."

"Look at them! If you were just walking by right now you would think they were two chicks!"

The blond sighed, accepting the fact that Ban was not about to let this go. Personally, he was happy that Kazu had such a cute girlfriend. Also, she always gave him food, which made her an angel in his eyes. "Still," he looked over at the duo, "they are a really pretty couple."

Booths away and unaware of their audience, Kagome pressed herself closer to her boyfriend and rested her head against his shoulder with a sigh. Kazu smiled indulgently before wrapping his arm tighter around her. He could hear Ban's angry tirade, but it didn't bother him. Unlike some other men, he was secure in his masculinity and refused to let some jealous idiot ruin his day.

"He's so girly, I bet he can't even make her cu-OW! WHAT THE FUCK?"

Still, every man had his breaking point.

Kagome jumped at the sudden outburst, half expecting to see a group of assassins or some other murderous group suddenly in the cafe. To her surprise, the commotion came from only a few booths away where Ginji was frantically trying to calm Ban down and...

"What happened to Ban's hair?"

A huge chunk of the raving brunette's hair was scattered on the floor and a thin line of blood trailed down his face. She looked up at her boyfriend for answers, but he simply continued drinking his tea unconcerned with the scene in front of him. He was the picture of serenity, however the slight glint of wire hanging out of one of his hair ornaments raised her suspicions.

"Kazuki, what did you do?"

"Hm? What do you mean?"

Kagome didn't buy the innocent act for one second. True Kazuki was a complete 180 from the guys she usually went for: sweet, caring, sensitive, calm, not at all impulsive. However, she knew he had a vicious streak in him when pushed and Ban Midou seemed to know how to reach hit those buttons.

"YOU GIRLY BASTARD! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"

"Oh, Ban. Did you get a haircut? It looks nice."

"YOU MOTHERFUC-"

"Ban, please cal-"

Kagome cringed as Ginji crumpled to the floor thanks to Ban's well-placed fist. Disentangling herself from her boyfriend with a sigh, Kagome went to tend to Ginji. Ban continued hollering at Kazu who was on the verge of cut off some more vital parts of his anatomy with every passing second. She may have finally gone for the nice guy, but that didn't mean she escaped the nut house.