Author's Note: It has to be done as each of the tract parodied would also have its respective honest trailer. Considering the utter ridiculousness of the comics written by a lunatic who have done the most amount of damage to his own religion (assuming that he wasn't trolling the whole time) since the WBC and terrorists such as Bin Laden, Falwell, among others. I have no idea how many comics will I do but with that said, I'm going to start off with this...

Christianity became the most dominant religion in the world, especially in the Western world. However, as with any religion, it also have the kind of people who would do what they can to promote it in ways it would give atheists reasons to act like dicks toward them. Seriously people, it's because of you that Richard Dawkins exists and we have extra flame wars over the internet, nice going!

One such person is Jack Chick, a comic book artist who spend nearly five decades drawing Christian propaganda in hopes of destroying the religion once and for all. One such work is "Lisa", a story so bad that it even got retracted upon its release.

Follow the story of a man named Henry who spends his free time watching porn, molesting his daughter, pimping her with their neighbor, making her into a popular child prostitute in the neighborhood, resulting in Lisa getting infected with herpes. Not only that, the wife would spend much of her time at home getting drunk in an attempt to hold back the jealousy she has toward her daughter for the attention she has...

*plays a clip from an episode of Elfen Lied where Mayu was ordered by her stepfather to strip down*

I wonder if that's where Lynn Okamoto gets his ideas from.

Later on, things would change that one night when Henry goes to see a doctor who informed him of the fact that he knew about his wrongdoings. Instead of notifying the police or the child protection services, the doctor decides to tell him about Jesus Christ and that by simply asking for forgiveness, everything will be fine...seriously? Not only that, after returning to his home, he then converts his wife within a matter of minutes and all is fine.

Gee, I wonder how long will it be until the neighbor blackmails Henry, causing him to relapse? Not to mention the fact that Lisa will still have herpes and that all the doctor did was tell her child molesting father to accept Jesus Christ when he should have been doing something such as calling the authorities or at least get Henry a professional help? Seriously Jack Chick, do you really think it's going to stick? What the hell is wrong with you?

No wonder why this piece of crap have been retracted which is saying something considering it's Jack Chick.

Starring:

Joseph Fritzl (Henry)

Mayu's mom (Linda)

Violet (Lisa)

"Arrrg, I be a doctor!" (Doctor)

Friendly Neighborhood Paedo (Charlie)

Chick Retracted!

With the way things are going, we may be able to enjoy few more years of his works at the very least.

The Devil from Hell's Kitchen

Henry was limping toward his home while his blood continues to drip from his face just before the man's legs gave out. After laying there for few minutes, a passerby calls from the nearby payphone and later, Henry was rushed to the hospital where he would spend several days eating through a straw. Despite his family being notified, no one comes to visit until one night when someone enters through the 3rd story window.

Hearing the sound of a window being forced open, Henry wakes up to see someone entering through the open window and upon his horror, it's his assailant from the week before. Remembering the warning the stranger gave him after pummeling him in the dark alley that night, Henry struggles to reach for the nurse call button on the television control right next to him, only to fumble the control.

Next thing Henry knows, the stranger then grabs him by his neck and said in a growling tone, "I know it's not over."

"The reason is that you have relapsed before and the doctor who attempted to help you through religion have been dismissed for not being able to separate his personal beliefs from his job."

Unable to speak, all Henry could do was whimper.

"However..." the stranger continues, "Because you have also been blackmailed by your neighbor who enabled your despicable act, you have done yourself a favor by telling me his name that night and I have already taken care of him. He will no longer be able to walk anymore and this should give you a much better chance of changing for the better so you better not make me regret this."

"Because if you ever touch your daughter again, I will kill you, understand?"

Henry fearfully nods.

Soon, the man in black with his eyes completely covered by a headpiece walks to the window where he then climbs out, never to be seen again as Henry kept his promise for good.

However, the trauma will remain for the rest of his life, as it should be.