And now a word from our supreme overlord:

Hiya people! Wow, are those Pines stupid, am I right? But there seems to be some strange force that has created a sequel... I know, it's super crazy! I mean, who would go through the extra trouble of giving Pinetree and his sister some more screen time? Well, that's it for now. Time to spread the apocalypse around the world! And remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, bye gold, byeeeeeeeeee.