It's an Ed Life
Ever wonder what Ed was thinking? Where those random comments came from? Or IF they're random? Well, find out!
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I see a chicken! Or is it an ostrich? Maybe it's a really big chicken! OH BOY!
"Bawk.ED." it clucks at me! It could talk! I run over to pet it, but it's the size a Series A Class 11 Bolrag warrior!!! Cool.
"Ed.bawk.Ed? ED!" it continued to cluck! Suddenly it yells," ED, WAKE UP YA LUMP!!!" My eyes spring open. In front of me is my pal Eddy! He doesn't look happy. Maybe he needs some buttered toast! "Buttered toast!" I suggest, but he scowls at me! Oh well, hey Edd is here, too!!! Yay!
"BLAH- Good morning -BLAH- Ed!" he greets. "Good morrow to ya, lassie!" I say practicing the only Irish phrase I know. For some reason he gives me a distasteful look. Maybe he is hungry, too. "BLAH- Lassie -BLAH BLAH- Irish -YAP YAP DRIBBLE BLAH- girl, Ed!" Edd insisted. He really needs to learn how to talk!
We are now walking. Oh Eddy is talking about Jawbreakers again! "Jawbreakers!" I gurgle happily!!! Hmmm.wow that look in Eddy's eye looks like a Brokie from planet Crokie when it's hunting a Trokie! "OH NO, EDDY HAS BEEN POSSESED BY A BROKIE FROM PLANET CROKIE!!!" I weep as I grab Eddy and proceed to squeeze him. That will teach that nasty alien!
"BLAH- Ed release -BLAH- Eddy -BLAH!" screeched Edd as he started to panic! Poor soul, some people get scared over the simplest things. "ED, LET GO YOU IDIOT!!!" Eddy yelled. The aliens control is no more! "Your welcome," I said as I released him.
Wow that sign is so pretty! It says," Come to 'Omelet Ed'! Omelets 24/7!" I drew a picture of a chicken at the bottom! Aww, chickens are so pretty! "We'll be swimming in Jawbreakers!" Eddy chuckled. Swimming in jawbreakers? Well, we'd need a swimming trunks, pool toys, and lots of jawbreakers! You know, I've never seen a chicken in swimming trunks. For that matter, I've never seen an elephant in swimming trunks either. Those swimming trunks would have to be pretty big!
"Ed -BLAH?" Edd questioned. "But guys, were do we find swimming trunks big enough for the elephant?" I worried. They answered with blank stares. Oh I love this game! I met their blank stares, barely able to hold back my giggles!
Everyone was here! They were eating Eddy's yummy omelets!!! But not as yummy as mashed potatoes! Oh look, it's the demon child Sarah! I better appease her with an offering! Just like the Slugulans of Snailulu in "I was a Ninja Snail in Slug Country!" I searched my pockets. Hey, I bet she'd love this slug, being ruler of Snailulu and all! I slip the slug on her plate as Edd goes by. Good thing for that cover thing or else it wouldn't be surprise!
"Ah! Trouble! Run away!" I screamed as the Shadow of Evil with whom I share my parents with exploded in rage! She must not of liked the food. It couldn't have been my offering! "BLAH- Ed what -BLAH YIP- did -DRIBBLE YAP- to Sarah's -BLAH!?!" cried my sock-headed comrade. "Ed, why did you put a slug on her omelet you poor excuse for a lump!?" screeched Eddy. "But, Eddy, it was the peace offering to her majesty." I tried to explain. But Eddy slapped me in the noggin. I like it when he does that, because then my brain makes a neat rattle noise! While listening to the rattle, I failed to notice IT coming towards us.
Now Eddy is sticking out of a hole in the hole, all black and blue. Edd is hanging by his hat to the ceiling equally bruised. Me? Well let me check.um.ok! I seem to be glued to the wall with twice as many bruises and a black eye! Neato! Just like the hero in "Attack of the Paste Beings From Across the Galaxy!".
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Ever wonder what Ed was thinking? Where those random comments came from? Or IF they're random? Well, find out!
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I see a chicken! Or is it an ostrich? Maybe it's a really big chicken! OH BOY!
"Bawk.ED." it clucks at me! It could talk! I run over to pet it, but it's the size a Series A Class 11 Bolrag warrior!!! Cool.
"Ed.bawk.Ed? ED!" it continued to cluck! Suddenly it yells," ED, WAKE UP YA LUMP!!!" My eyes spring open. In front of me is my pal Eddy! He doesn't look happy. Maybe he needs some buttered toast! "Buttered toast!" I suggest, but he scowls at me! Oh well, hey Edd is here, too!!! Yay!
"BLAH- Good morning -BLAH- Ed!" he greets. "Good morrow to ya, lassie!" I say practicing the only Irish phrase I know. For some reason he gives me a distasteful look. Maybe he is hungry, too. "BLAH- Lassie -BLAH BLAH- Irish -YAP YAP DRIBBLE BLAH- girl, Ed!" Edd insisted. He really needs to learn how to talk!
We are now walking. Oh Eddy is talking about Jawbreakers again! "Jawbreakers!" I gurgle happily!!! Hmmm.wow that look in Eddy's eye looks like a Brokie from planet Crokie when it's hunting a Trokie! "OH NO, EDDY HAS BEEN POSSESED BY A BROKIE FROM PLANET CROKIE!!!" I weep as I grab Eddy and proceed to squeeze him. That will teach that nasty alien!
"BLAH- Ed release -BLAH- Eddy -BLAH!" screeched Edd as he started to panic! Poor soul, some people get scared over the simplest things. "ED, LET GO YOU IDIOT!!!" Eddy yelled. The aliens control is no more! "Your welcome," I said as I released him.
Wow that sign is so pretty! It says," Come to 'Omelet Ed'! Omelets 24/7!" I drew a picture of a chicken at the bottom! Aww, chickens are so pretty! "We'll be swimming in Jawbreakers!" Eddy chuckled. Swimming in jawbreakers? Well, we'd need a swimming trunks, pool toys, and lots of jawbreakers! You know, I've never seen a chicken in swimming trunks. For that matter, I've never seen an elephant in swimming trunks either. Those swimming trunks would have to be pretty big!
"Ed -BLAH?" Edd questioned. "But guys, were do we find swimming trunks big enough for the elephant?" I worried. They answered with blank stares. Oh I love this game! I met their blank stares, barely able to hold back my giggles!
Everyone was here! They were eating Eddy's yummy omelets!!! But not as yummy as mashed potatoes! Oh look, it's the demon child Sarah! I better appease her with an offering! Just like the Slugulans of Snailulu in "I was a Ninja Snail in Slug Country!" I searched my pockets. Hey, I bet she'd love this slug, being ruler of Snailulu and all! I slip the slug on her plate as Edd goes by. Good thing for that cover thing or else it wouldn't be surprise!
"Ah! Trouble! Run away!" I screamed as the Shadow of Evil with whom I share my parents with exploded in rage! She must not of liked the food. It couldn't have been my offering! "BLAH- Ed what -BLAH YIP- did -DRIBBLE YAP- to Sarah's -BLAH!?!" cried my sock-headed comrade. "Ed, why did you put a slug on her omelet you poor excuse for a lump!?" screeched Eddy. "But, Eddy, it was the peace offering to her majesty." I tried to explain. But Eddy slapped me in the noggin. I like it when he does that, because then my brain makes a neat rattle noise! While listening to the rattle, I failed to notice IT coming towards us.
Now Eddy is sticking out of a hole in the hole, all black and blue. Edd is hanging by his hat to the ceiling equally bruised. Me? Well let me check.um.ok! I seem to be glued to the wall with twice as many bruises and a black eye! Neato! Just like the hero in "Attack of the Paste Beings From Across the Galaxy!".
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