Disclaimer: I don't own the characters from Marvel Comics.

It was just another day of crime fighting for Spider-Man, except that he was having a difficult time dealing with the Wrecking Crew who were causing destruction in Brooklyn, New York. It only got worse when She-Hulk arrived and she was still fuming since their last team up involving the cat statue.

After Spider-Man and mainly She-Hulk handed their rear ends during a very hard hitting fight, the Wrecking Crew took several steps away from both superheroes to regroup.

"Holy shit! That She-Hulk is one angry bitch!" Bulldozer exclaimed.

"No shit you dipstick!" Piledriver grunted at Bulldozer while cradling his head.

"That woman destroyed my ball!" T-Ball complained about the damage She-Hulk did to his wrecking ball weapon.

"I dunno what pissed her off but we better finish these two off quick or we're dead meat!" The Wrecker warned.

"YEAH!" Bulldozer, Piledriver and T-Ball responded.

An angry and intense She-Hulk stood in the fighting stance, ready to dish out more punishment to the Wrecking Crew while Spider-Man stood in shocked.

"Um, She-Hulk, are you alright? You seem bit out of shape." A concerned Spider-Man asked her.

"No, I'm not! I'm angry because I lost another case today! So that makes it six case losses in one month and two weeks in a row! Not to mention that my bosses are not happy with what you call my "lackluster" performance as the best damn lawyer in all of New York City." She-Hulk revealed her recent troubles as a lawyer.

"The moniker you shared with Matt Murdock a.k.a the Daredevil because you two lived in Big Apple except that he grew up in Hell's Kitchen and you came from Los Angeles, California." Spidey reminded her of her birthplace.

"Since when did you come an analyst all of a sudden?" She-Hulk demanded.

"None actually. I'm just stating the facts." Spider-Man replied.

"After having the worst time of my life, the only fact I'm stating right now is beating the crap out of these guys!" She-Hulk hissed as she leaped toward the Wrecking Crew.

"She-Hulk, don't!" Spidey tried to warn her but it was too late. "Oh, boy. When she's really mad, this city is gonna need some insurance for the damages She-Hulk and the Wrecking Crew are about to cause."

"Get skinny!" The Wrecker order as the Wrecking Crew ducked out of the way before She-Hulk landed on her feet which causes the ground to shake and everyone to fall down, including Spider-Man who fell on his face.

"OW! That's exactly what I'm talkin' about it! I also forgot that it was EARTH SHAKING!" Spidey cried.

"Damn straight!" She-Hulk exclaimed as she kicked Piledriver in the ribs and punched him in the face.

When he saw the wrecking ball truck at the construction site, T-Ball told his fellow Wrecking Crew members "Hold 'em off! I'm gonna ruined that jolly green amazon's day completely!" before he ran to the construction site and got inside the wrecking ball truck seeing the keys inside.

"Whatever you're doin', Thunderball, this had better work!" The Wrecker told Thunderball off.

"Hell yeah, I do!" T-Ball replied as he ignited the wrecking ball truck and drove it from the battlefield.

"Hey! Where the hell do think you're goin'?! Come back and fight, ya moron!" Wrecker yelled at Thunderball.

"Hey, Wrecker! I got a riddle for ya!" Spidey's voice caused the Wrecker to turn around and he got dropkicked by the Wall Crawler.

When the Wrecker dropped his signature crowbar, Spidey grabbed it and said "Here's a good riddle that you're gonna love. And it's good one."

"Why you son of a..." The Wrecker grunted before Spidey interrupted him.

"Language! Sorry about that, it's Captain America's fault that he started that. Anyway, what kind of a bird that hits you in the face with a tool that is used to open big stuff like crates and such?"

"Um, a crowbar?" The Wrecker answered before Spidey hits him below the belt with the crowbar and made him moaned in pain.

"Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner! Now claim your prize!" Spidey puts on his game show host impersonation before he smacks Wrecker across the face and sent him flying to the ground.

After Wrecker lost consciousness, Spider-Man bragged "Heh, another one bites the crowbar. You know they can make a song off that. That would conquer the charts and win a grammy." until the Bulldozer and Piledriver being hurled to the ground by the rampaging She-Hulk.

"That would be an awful idea." She-Hulk snorted.

"I take it that your day is really bad today."

"No, really? Do ya think?"

"Hey, no need to sarcastic."

"Then shut up, web these guys up for the police to pick up and meet me where I can catch up to Thunderball! There's no tell what destruction he's gonna cause!" She-Hulk barked out orders to Spider-Man before she leapt to catch up to Thunderball.

"What? Hey!" Before Spider-Man had a chance to speak, She-Hulk was already gone.

"D'Oh, why me?" Spidey whined as he picked up members of the Wrecker Crew, one by one and place them on one another until he webbed them together. Then he jumped to the city light, pulled them from the ground and tied up the webbing on the city light so the authorities would pick up the rest of the Wrecking Crew.

After 5 minutes of chasing after him, She-Hulk finally got caught up with Thunderball, only to discover that he is planning to hit her where it hurts the most: demolishing the law firm building where she is currently working for.

"Oh, no." She-Hulk gasped.

"Damn right, She-Hulk! I'm gonna conclude your day by demolishing your workplace!" Thunderball threatened to destroy the building.

"You wouldn't dare!" She-Hulk hissed as she gritted her teeth.

"Ha! I don't bluff around bitch!" Thunderball shrugged her off and proceeded to run the wrecking ball toward the building.

"Incoming!" Spidey cried as he kicked through the window of that truck and they got into a struggle over the steering wheel and the levers.

"I gotta get to the controls!" Spidey grunted.

"Like hell you are, bug boy!" Thunderball

When the wrecking ball swung toward, people got out of the way to avoid being hit.

"No, no, NOOOOOOOOO!" She-Hulk cried helplessly as the wrecking ball first destroyed one of offices.

"Oh, shit!" Spidey gasped.

"Hell yeah!" Thunderball cheered.

"Dammit, Spidey! That was my office you trashed! Either you stop that contraction or I'll smash it and you two into pieces!" She-Hulk warned him.

"Ok, ok, ok! I got it, I got it, I got it!" Spider-Man responded as he resume his struggle with Thunderball.

She-Hulk turned her attention to the civilians and attempted to evacuate them from the scene.

"Everybody move! Go! Don't push!" She-Hulk evacuated and guided the civilians, lawyers, staff and office personal to safety.

"Jennifer Walters, what is going on here?" She-Hulk's boss, Mr. Goodman demanded. "You're letting two lunatics destroy my building with that machine!"

"Um, wrecking ball truck, sir." She-Hulk corrected him and cheesed innocently at her boss, knowing that she's going to be in hot water when this is over.

During the back and forth battle between Spider-Man and Thunderball, the wrecking ball hit the law firm building four more times until She-Hulk decided to put a stop to this once and for all.

"All right, enough is enough!" She-Hulk stepped in and got in front of the wrecking ball truck. "I warned you guys! Now you're gonna get it!"

"She-Hulk, no!" Spider-Man cried as She-Hulk grabbed the wrecking ball and pulled it from the chains.

"Aw, damn!" Thunderball groaned in disbelief before Spidey grabbed him, threw him out of the truck, stepped out of it and knocked him out with two punches to the body and a tornado kick to the face as the crowded cheered on.

"Well, that takes care of him." Spider-Man said until he heard the building started to collapse.

"No! My building!" Mr. Goodman cried in despair.

"Spidey!" She-Hulk called for Spidey's attention.

"I'm on it!" Spidey rushed to the building and shot every webbing he have to keep it from collapsing. So far, he succeeded.

Spider-Man exhales in relief "Phew! That was close." before he announced to the crowd "The building is safe and sound!"

The crowd cheered loudly while Spidey webbed the unconscious Thunderball all over for the police to pick up.

"Phew! What a relief!" She-Hulk got a little overzealous when she accidentally threw the wrecking ball up in air.

"Uh, She-Hulk?" Spidey pointed She-Hulk at the falling wrecking ball as it crashed on the web covered building, causing it to collapse into the ground.

The crowded was stunned by what they seen and She-Hulk turned to the crowd with an apologetic look on her face, saying "Oops!"

But the crowd would have none of it as they jeered at She-Hulk in a brutal way for what she's done.

Spider-Man stepped in to get this situation under control "Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Calm down, everybody! Just chill out! At least you're safe, right?" and they crowd quickly stopped jeering.

"Now go back to whatever you're doing while we find a way to deal with this." Spidey reassured the crowd as the civilians went back to their lives.

"Oh, boy. Ol' J. Jonah Jameson'll really give me a hard time as usual." Spider-Man sighed when he realized that J. Jonah Jameson will badmouth him again on the newspaper and the media again.

A very furious Mr. Goodman stormed toward the two superheroes and yelled "You got that right, Spider-Man! Did you two realized what you've done?! You destroyed the law firm and the building that goes with it!"

"Aw, c'mon! It wasn't our fault! We didn't know that one of the Wrecking Crew would come here with a wrecking ball truck and attack your law firm building! I guess." Spider-Man defended.

"Well, you do now! In other words, J. Jonah Jameson was right about you! You really are a menace to society!"

"Sir, wait! I can explain everything!" She-Hulk pleaded her boss to listen to what she has to say.

"Like how you tarnished the firm's reputation by losing six court cases in a row because of your dedication to crime fighting and destroying my building because of your recklessness and savagery?!" Mr. Goodman growled.

"But sir, if you give me a chance to clean this up, maybe..."

"Absolutely not, Ms. Walters. You've downgraded yourself from the best attorney in New York to the worst monster in the world. So as of this moment Ms. Walters, YOU'RE FIRED!" Mr. Goodman terminated She-Hulk's employment to the law firm.

Both Spidey and Shulkie stood in shock as she stuttered "I-I-I'm fired?"

"Yes, fired! Now leave before I call the police on both of you menaces!" Mr. Goodman warned before he walked away from them.

"Hey, I resent that remark! "Spidey yelled at She-Hulk's now former boss.

She-Hulk looked like she's going to cry after she was publicly fired and Spidey said "Aw, don't worry about him Shulkie. That guy's a jerk anyway. I'm pretty sure that you deserve better than him and the Wrecking Crew who ruined your...um, reputation. Yeah, that's it! Well, look on the bright side, Shulkie, you can find another job at another law..."

"You!" She-Hulk hissed as she gave Spidey a death glare.

"Uh, oh." Spider-Man gasped as She-Hulk got in his face.

"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, WEBHEAD!" A furious She-Hulk screamed at Spider-Man.

"My fault? I didn't..." Spidey tried to explain to She-Hulk cuts him off.

"Don't play dumb, you idiot! I got fired from my job at the law firm because of you and those Wrecking Lugheads!" She-Hulk accused Spidey of her termination from the law firm she worked so hard for to win cases for.

"Hey! That was insulting! Just because you had a bad day today, doesn't mean you're gonna ruin mine! I'm sorry that you lost the case and got fired from the firm or practice or... whatever or whoever you're working for but that's no excuse for the destruction you nearly helped caused, helping me deal with the Wrecking Crew!" Spidey countered by reminding She-Hulk of her misfortunes.

"Seiz the Spider who hasn't been laid by a lady in his miserable and annoying life!" She-Hulk sarcastically shot at him.

"Oh, yeah? Well, you used to be married to a grey furred space astronaut Teen Wolf and did the nasty with the Juggernaut!" Spidey replied with remarks of his own.

"You take that back!" An offended She-Hulk yelled at him.

"Sorry!" Spidey backed down and apologized in a panicky way.

"Anyways, you'd think I want to be this? I was a plain ol' boring lawyer before my cousin the Hulk gave me a blood transfusion to save my life and I ended up being She-Hulk! Which I remind you that I was completely fine with by the way!"

Spider-Man disagreed "Heh! Yeah, right! I used to be a humble high school science geek who's been picked on by school bullies and jocks that like to have fun at my expense until I was bitten by a radioactive spider and in the process, I became your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!"

"Oh, please! Even if you go through shit, you have it easy! All you do is swinging around with your web, crawling on the walls like a human sized arachnid...thingy and telling bad jokes like the world's worst comedian!"

"No, I don't! Even if I did, I'd swing by and... GOD, WHAT AM I SAYING?!" Spidey smacked himself across the head and continued "Anyways, you're the one who's having a piece of cake lifestyle, wearing tight outfits that fit your hulk sized, hot, juicy, sexy, muscular body that attracted too much attention! Especially when you got really, really, really big boobs!"

"Hey, you shouldn't talk about my body or my really, really, really big boobs like that, you perv!" She-Hulk shot back and muttered to herself "Even if it's true by the way." while her green cheeks turned red.

"Well, the point is that..."

"What I'm trying to say is that..."

"IF YOU THINK I GOT IT SO EASY, THEN WHY DON'T YOU TRY WALKING A MILE IN MY SHOES FOR JUST ONE DAY AND SEE WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE ME?!" Spidey and Shulkie screamed out the same sentence simultaneously and gasped before they covered their mouths with the realization of what they said.

"Are you saying the same sentence that I said?" They asked each other in the different sentence at the same time.

Spidey waved his hands in surrender when he realized that this useless quarrel is getting them nowhere. "You know what? Never mind. I'm not gonna waste my time arguing with the likes of you all day long. See ya and I wouldn't wanna be ya."

"Well, good riddance ya creepy crawler." She-Hulk replied by sticking her tongue out at the wall crawler.

Spider-Man shook his head and moaned in disgust, shot his web at the building and swung away from her.

"Thank god, I'm off all weekend long. I need to relax, lay back and get some peace and quiet after having the worst day of my life." She-Hulk said as she soothed her aching muscles and went back to her apartment.

Later at night, Spider-Man and She-Hulk went back to their prospective apartments, took off their superhero costumes and changed into their sleeping pajamas.

In Peter Parker's apartment, Peter said to himself "Jeez, why did she give me an attitude? I'm glad that she helped me take care of the Wrecking Crew but she didn't have to yell at me like that."

In Jennifer Walters' somewhat lavish apartment capable of handling her gamma radiated form because of her career as an attorney, Jennifer fell on her comfy king sized bed with no intention to change back into her human form after a very rough day she had.

She moaned in relief and said "Oh, it feel so much better. My body needs some rest and relaxation. And speaking of which, why did Spidey poke fun of my hulked out body? He knows how sensitive I am in my condition. And he also knows that my life is no better than his."

"Yeah, we're both superheroes dedicated to our job of crime fighting, world saving, bad guy ass kicking and making out with... well, you know."

"Maybe we sometimes play cards or video games or even "Netflix and Chill" as they all say. Except with our fellow superheroes."

"But the point is that, while she lived a life of an attorney, I had deal with my real world problems like working for J. Jonah Jameson who continues to badmouth me in the newspaper and the media, finding a new girlfriend since Gwen Stacy died and Mary Jane Watson left me at the altar and I've been struggling ever since as a freelance photographer. Even though I got paid more as an Avenger which helps by the way. That's why I got a better looking apartment than the one I used to had. Even Aunt May is safe living in Boston, Massachusetts."

"He's the one who had it easy the most because I had to deal with the stress involving my clients, guys to date, keep my cousin Bruce Banner in check when he lost control over the Hulk and all of the very, very tough cases about everything. Not to mention that HE WAS SO DAMN ANNOYING!" She-Hulk briefly growled before she calmed herself down.

"Ugh! Anyway, I gotta get me some shuteye. I'll deal with her another time. In a weird way, it's almost midnight and I'm poofed all of a sudden. Not to mention that tomorrow's Friday the 13th?" Peter paused for a second before he shook his head.

"Nah, I'm pretty sure that tomorrow won't be as weird as it could. Or would. Or something like that." Peter went under the covers and turn off the lights by flicking the light switch.

"I hope I won't see that annoying, wall crawling bug again for a while. Starting on Monday, I'll find another law firm or practice to start all over again and resume my career as an attorney. But until then, I get to rest and have me some fun without stress or incidents. When I wake up tomorrow morning, weekend offsville here I come!" She-Hulk cheered as she got under the covers and turned off the lights with two hand claps.

"Goodnight world." Peter and Jennifer said the last sentence of the day at the same time as they went fast to sleep in their own apartments while their alarm clocks when from 11:59pm to 12:00am, not knowing that tomorrow has something in store for them.

The next morning, the sun all over New York City.

At Peter Parker's apartment, the alarm clock rung out at 8:00am and somehow a green feminine hand pressed a button to turn it off. A figure rose from Peter Parker's bed appeared to be "She-Hulk" wearing Pete's pajamas who let out a deep voiced yawn.

In a strange way, Peter Parker's voice came out of She-Hulk's mouth "Well, a good night's sleep is all I needed. I feel like a new man. Not to mention that I feel so... so pumped up all of a sudden. Oh, well, I'm gonna start my day off with a shower. After that, I'm gettin' me some breakfast and then, go on my superhero patrol." Peter unveiled his plans for today as he took off his pajama shirt and went to the restroom, not knowing that he looks like She-Hulk. As a matter of fact, he is She-Hulk.

"Like I said before, unless we meet again under civil circumstances, I don't have plans to see Jennifer Walters a.k.a She-Hulk again for quite sometime or at least for a while. Not after the bickering we had yesterday over who's got it easy the most." Peter stated as he rubbed his eyes, stared at the bathroom mirror and saw the reflection of She-Hulk.

"Oh, hi Jennifer. How you're doin? I'm doin' fine thank you." He greeted the reflection before he turned his attention to the shower. "Anyway, one of these days, she needs to see things from my point of view."

He stopped for a second when he realized that something's not right. He went back to the mirror, saw the reflection for a second time and demanded "Jennifer, what are you doing here? I didn't..." until he paused for a second when he realized that he is now wearing She-Hulk's face.

He touched his green face and when he touched his newly found huge breasts, he reacted the way he would react "OH, MY GOD! NO WAY! DON'T TELL ME THAT I LOOKED LIKE SHE-HULK! ARE YOU FUCKIN' KIDDING ME?! I'm gotta be dreaming, right? This has gotta be a bad dream!"

Peter, now trapped in She-Hulk's body stepped back for a second until he slipped, fell backwards and crashed through the wall.

"Ow. Okay, I'm not dreaming. This is real." Peter said as he got back on his feet, struggling to maintain balance of the body he's currently trapped in.

"I can't believe that my center of gravity is altered."

He touched his huge breasts and said "Whoa! They're real big!"

He touched his throat and commented "I still got my voice. My vocal cords aren't supposed to be...oh no."

In Jennifer Walters' apartment, Jennifer, who is currently taken the form of Peter Parker also reacted the same way by screaming when she woke up and went to the bathroom to pee, only to discover that she now has a penis.

"Ew, gross! Are you kidding me?! I got a penis?! How did I get a penis?! And why are my legs so..." Jennifer paused when she saw her now male legs.

"What. The. Hell. Is. Going. On?! Those aren't my legs and I am not supposed to have a penis! Unless I've been turned into a man." Jennifer proclaimed before she rushed to a mirror and saw a reflection of Peter Parker.

She pinched herself on a cheek and yelled "OUCH!" before she realized that not only she have Peter Parker's face, she is him as well.

"Oh, no. I can't believe I've turned into that, that, that Spider-Man. This cannot be happening to me!"

"So if I'm her..."

"...and I'm him..."

"...then that means that..."

They both let out a scream that is out of this world "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! WE'VE SWITCHED BODIES!" with the realization that both superheroes became victims of a Freaky Friday incident.