Congratulations! It's a… Ichigo?!
Chapter 1
IchigoXUnohana

A.N.: This is an idea I came up with a while ago, but I figured that it was way too dumb an idea. Now, after lengthy consideration and knowing that I can write a fanfic without smut, I've decided to give this idea the green light and see how it goes. Due to the graphic ideas of this story, I'm gonna keep it at an M-Rating, though I may change it based on popular opinion.
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach.

As Aizen was leaving the Soul Society…
Aizen POV

"Good bye, Soul Reapers. It's been amusing…." Aizen said as the Negacion lifted him up. Smiling he saw the Ryoka boy glaring up at him. "Goodbye, Ryoka boy. For a human, you were quite interesting. But…" As the Menos Grande let him walk into its hand he held up a hand, pointing a finger at the fallen Ichigo. "I won't have you being a nuisance to my plans any longer. Good bye, Ichigo Kurosaki."

Yamamoto heard the special kido chant Aizen muttered and his eyes widened in terror. Turning to the Ryoka girl, Orihime, he shouted "Girl! Get away from that boy this instant!"

Orihime looked confused at the old man but Captain Unohana, who was tending to Captain Kuchiki, was way ahead of her. Flash stepping away, she grabbed Orihime and pushed her away. She tried to then get away from the targeted Ichigo, but was too late….

Everyone watched as Aizen shot a violet ball from his hand, launching it at lightning speed. The ball hit Ichigo square in his bifurcated back, the spell spreading out to his entire body. Knowing that the boy was no longer be a thorn in his side, Aizen, accompanined by Gin and Tosen, left….

13 Court Guard Squad POV

To the horror of Orihime, Yoruichi, Rukia, Uryu and Ganju, Ichigo cringed in pain before….

…he disappeared into a cloud of blue smoke.

"ICHIGOOOO!" Orihime screamed, tears falling from her eyes. Uryu and the others stood there stunned, complete and utter horror on their faces as they watched their friend die.

Unohana tried to get away from the cloud of blue smoke but she was too little too late. The others watched as the smoke traveled over to the woman. Everyone watched in horror as the smoke poured through her body, entering through her mouth, her nose, her ears, even her eyes. "Captain Unohana!" screamed a horrified Isane.

Soon all of the smoke that was Ichigo had entered the woman's body. Swaying for a moment, everyone held their breath before she fell over unconscious. The other captains rushed to her side as Orihime rushed to where Ichigo had disappeared. "Ichigo…." Tears leaked from her eyes as she stared down at Ichigo's empty clothes. "I can't believe…he's…he's…" Yoruichi held her as she sobbed into her chest. Walking over to them Uryu fought back tears. After all Ichigo had endured to save Rukia, to die like this….

"He's not dead."

Everyone turned and looked to see Head-Captain Yamamoto walking over to them. Wiping her eyes, Orihime looked at him. "What?"

"The boy is not dead. Aizen's kido spell was not meant to kill the boy."

Uryu stepped forward. "Then what…what happened to Ichigo? And to that woman?" he asked pointing to Unohana.

"Aizen used a forbidden kido spell to distort your friend's reishi body and displace it into a container."

Orihime looked at him with a massive question mark on her head. "Um…what?"

Several Days Later….
Squad 4 Medical Center
Unohana POV

"Ooooh, what happened," Unohana muttered as she opened her eyes slowly. Looking around she saw that she was back in her squad.

"Stay still, Captain Unohana. You've been through a lot." Captain Ukitake advised, sitting in the room with Kyoraku, Rukia and Orihime.

Unohana sat up and rubbed her throbbing head. "Oh, my aching head. What…what happened? I remember Aizen… him cutting down Captain Hitsugaya, the Sokyoku hill, then… everything goes blank after that."

Rukia explained. "Well…when Aizen hit Ichigo with his kido spell, you threw Orihime out of the way and then…and then…."

Suddenly it all came back to her, trying to stop the Ryoka girl from becoming affected by Aizen's kido, too late to save herself. "So the boy, Ichigo you called him? He's… apart of my body now?"

She saw Ukitake blush before looking down. Wondering what he was staring at, Unohana looked down and almost screamed at her own pregnant belly. "WHAT THE FUCK?!" she uncharacterisitcally roared. "That's not supposed to happen!" She looked like she was five months pregnant.

"Wel… apparently even Aizen can't bat a thousand. His kido spell was done incorrectly and instead of just making your body a container for Ichigo's reishi and consciousness it well…condensed it… and reformed him inside you…."

"So…I'm pregnant with this boy?!" Unohana asked shocked.

Isane came in with a concerned face. "Captain Unohana, please calm down! Your condition…." She cringed with her own captain shot her an angry look and immediately left the room.

Sighing, Unohana lay back and rubbed her belly, concerned for the child inside her. "So what will happen to the boy? I imagine he'll be born differently?" she asked.

Kyoraku leaned forward in his seat. "We don't know. The spell was done incorrectly so who knows what complications will occur. Obviously the gestation will be accelerated but to what effects it will have on Ichigo, we'll just have to wait and see. Captain Kurotsuchi and the Kido Corps are scrounging through the archives, trying to learn all they can. In the meantime, we'll just have to wait." Refluffing Unohana's pillow, Kyoraku said "Please, Captian Unohana, try to relax and get some rest."

Taking a deep breath, Unohana laid back and closed her eyes. "Ok. May I have a few minutes alone?"

As the others left the room, Unohana stared down at her pregnant belly, containing the substitute soul reaper inside her. "Well, I guess for the moment, you and I are going to be stuck together, huh Ichigo Kurosaki?" Closing her eyes, Unohana gently lulled herself back to sleep….

Meanwhile….
Inside Unohana
Ichigo POV

"Where…where am I?"

To Be Continued….

A.N.: WOO! And this marks my 50th story, multi-fics not including. Here's to another 50! And before anyone says "But Whacky, can't Orihime just reject Ichigo out of Unohana?" This is set before anyone understood what Orihime's full powers were.