"Yoshika... it's that time of year again!" Kogasa said. "It's Christmas! Almost!"

"Brains..." Yoshika said. "Candy... not... brains!"

"Yoshika... I told you, no eating people's brains." Kogasa sighed. "Sometimes I can't deal with you."

"brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr"

"We need to decorate a tree! Here, I'll show you mine!" Kogasa led Yoshika over towards the Human Village. When they got there, Yoshika immediately noticed the tree covered in blood.

"Oh, don't worry! It's fake... I think." Kogasa frowned. "I hope Marisa wasn't joking about the fake thing."

Yoshika's face lit up, and she ran over to the nearest tree.

"Yoshika, what are you doing? There's no ornament- YOSHIKA WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP NO NO NO-"

Yoshika threw Kogasa on the top of the tree, and laughed.

"Not funny, Yoshika." Kogasa said. "Now I have to go down."

"brbrbrbrbrbrrbbrbrbrbrbrbrbrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" Yoshika shouted.

THE END

(because I'm lazy and I need to write other things too)