Harry and the Tall Dark and Sexy

Disclaimer: I DO NOT own the Harry Potter that luxury goes as always to the coolest author ever, J.K. Rowling,

Warning: contains Boy/Boy if you don't like don't read.

Anyways, on with the story

Chapter 1

Harry had always had this 'unnatural infatuation' as Ron called it (yes Ron knows in this story as does Hermione Ginny, and the twins) to a certain professor who had greasy black hair and black eyes. Yes it is Professor Snape. Other than Ron he, Harry had told Hermione, Ginny and the twins who had promised not tell anyone, although he didn't really trust the twins to keep the secret for too long, because though the twins had not told anyone about him helping them with the joke shop Weasleys Wizard Weazes (WWW) he thought that the twins might use it to blackmail him later. For instance, if he didn't help them with a prank idea they would tell Mrs Weasley and the others about his 'secret crush' as they called it on the 'greasy haired git' as they usually called him, for although, Harry used to call him that now he couldn't bare to call his professor that anymore. Anyway Harry had just waken up from a really good dream where he was talking (yes just talking) to the professor about his life while the prof. listened to him and didn't make a simple snide comment. But Harry got waken up, in the dorm sixth year Gryffindor dorm, by his best friend Ron Weasley shaking him and saying:

"Come on mate. Breakfast awaits us. Come on!"

"Ok mate I'm up just let me get ready and let's go." Harry replied getting up and putting on his robe and starting down the stairs after Ron.

Harry had gotten down to the common room to see that Ron had already gone 'Hm, must have already gone down to breakfast,' Harry thought with a chuckle Ron is so one sided when it came to food and more specifically eating it. So Harry set off out of the portrait hole, which was the only entrance and exit to and from the Gryffindor common room to the halls and corridors of Hogwarts, and went on his way to the Great Hall when he saw a weird white light, and his naturally curious mind compelled him to go closer and closer and soon he was spiralling in what felt like the way he felt when he was port-keying or flooing somewhere except he felt oddly a bit freer. When he landed he saw that he was back in Hogwarts, but it was oddly different, almost like he wasn't in the same time, or that's what Harry thought, so he looked around and saw down near the Great Hall that there were four friends that were in sixth year and that he recognized from Snape's worst (pensieve) memory as the Marauders so he used a simple glamor charm on himself so his hair wasn't messy at all and his eyes weren't as bright a shade of green but were still green. So then he went to the Marauders and said "Hi what're your names"(though he knew) "Mine's Hayden Porter."

"Oh hey," said Harry's father, "Haven't seen you 'round heer, anyway names James Potter, This heer on my left is Sirius Black, on his left is Peter Pettigrew, and on my right is Remus Lupin."

"It's nice to meet you guys and I'm new here could one of you guys show to the heads office please?" Harry asked.

"I will," said Remus, "see you guys later."

"Yea see ya later Rem," said Sirius.

"Yea bye" said James, while Peter just stood there and said nothing.

"See you guys later" 'maybe' Harry thought

the last part.

"Yea see ya Porter," said James.

"Bye," said Sirius.

On their way to the heads office Harry/Hayden saw someone he didn't think Remus saw, someone he recognized, someone tall, dark and sexy, Severus Snape, his future professor was actually more handsome as a teenager but it didn't seem like Snape saw him.

Once they were at the gargoyle statue that leads to the staircase that leads to the headmaster's office Remus said the password which was, "sugar quils" the gargoyle poped aside so the two could go to the office once they at the door Dumbledore said:

"Enter"

"Er... Professor Dumbledore," Remus said not knowing what to say.

"Ah, Mr. Lupin and Mr.."

"Porter, sir Hayden Porter," said Harry/Hayden.

"Ah, then Mr. Lupin could you please go now so I can talk to Mr. Porter about matter that are more personal?" Asked Dumbledore

"Okay sir" Remus said waving to both Hayden(Harry)and Dumbbledore as he left the room.

"So," said the headmaster, "is Haydem Porter your real name?"

"No sir it's not nut before I tell you my name or any other info about me I have to tell you that I am from the future though it might sound a little absurd, anyway my name is Harry Potter." Said Harry.

"Are you in any way related to James Potter?" questioned the old Headmaster.

"Yes sir I'm his son." answered Harry.

"And who may I ask is your mother?" asked the headmaster.

"Lily Evans sir? Harry answered.

HPSSHPSSHPP

The Marauders were currently talking about the new arrival.

"So Moony," Asked James, "did find anything out about the new guy?"

"No," answered Remus, "I didn't, and before you ask the Headmaster asked me to leave the room and I didn't feel the need to listen in like you would have."

"Ow, Moony," said Sirius with a pouty face, "your no fun."

"But you love me anyway" said Remus.

"Yeah your right as always," said Sirius pecking his boyfriend on the cheek.

HPSSHPSSHPSS

Back in Dumbledore's Harry was getting sorted.

'Ah, a time traveler' the hat said in Harry's mind, 'and it seems I've already sorted you although you did not agree with my first choice.'

'Yeah I was young and easily influenced now just sort me already' though Harry

'Alright, alright your a feisty one now' said the hat "Slytherin it yelled out loud.