A little note from the author. I've decided to just leave this story the way it is. The way I ended it seemed like a good place to stop, and I already have several other ideas in mind for little one-shots like this. Sorry to anyone who wanted another part to this, but I would like to leave L and Light they way they are. Thanks for the many views and reviews would be amazing, so I can further my writing capabilities.

I certainly know that I will post a multi-chapter story on Fanfiction, but if you want to see more of my stories please go to my account on FictionPress called XxDottieGalaxyxX.

Here's this crack!fic:

"I triple dog dare you!" giggled Matsuda. His cheeks were blazing, and if his glazed look wasn't anything to go by, Light could obviously assume that the young detective was drunk. Light looked at L for some help, but the insomniac just nodded his head while his owl eyes were still trained on the computer. "I believe that's a great idea, Matsuda-san."

Now spurred on, said man pointed dramatically at Light (to Light's horror) and repeated his dare so everyone in the room could hear. "I triple dog dare you *hiccup* to sit in L's lap!" By the end of his sentence, Mastuda had broken into a laughing fit while the rest of the task force joined in- even Light's father. The teen felt betrayed and humiliated as it seemed everyone was laughing at him. He buried his head in his hands with his cheeks burning. One thing about Light Yagami hates, is when you laugh at him.

It was only at Light's lowest point, did L speak up once more. "Light-kun, you can't ignore a triple dog dare."

Picking his head up, Light glared at the detective. How could he just let everything go by calmly like this was an everyday event?! An idea came to mind, and Light looked at the now calm task force with false nonchalance. "I can't sit on his lap while he sits in that ridiculous position. Therefore, I can't actually do the dare."

"The triple dog dare!" Mastuda added, smiling obliviously. Light gritted his teeth in annoyance. "Yes, the triple dog dare."

"There is an obvious solution to this predicament, Light-kun." L muttered, setting his feet down on the carpet. "There. Now, would Light-kun like to finish the triple dog dare?" It didn't take an idiot to sense the mocking tone in his voice.

Light was seething as the task force began to cheer him on. He didn't know what was worse- sitting on L's lap, or watching his father cheer for him to do it. Red faced, Light stood and stiffly walked over to L. If the detective wasn't so good at hiding his emotions, there was no doubt in Light's mind that he would be grinning as obnoxiously as Matsuda.

Now a few inches from L, who was now looking up at him with his annoying onyx eyes, Light wanted to punch him in the face. He could start a fight, then stage it was because of his frayed nerves, and let the incident be forgotten. Good thinking, Yagami.

Just as Light was balling up his fist, he felt two hands push him on the back. Of course, that meant he landed face first into L's lap.

He didn't know who was more shocked- L or him, if the way the insomniac froze was anything to go by. Light's cheek was resting on L's clavicle with one of his legs in between the greatest detective in the world's. Light wanted to die, he wanted to be swallowed by some unholy beast and be lost to the abyss within.

Whoa!" yelled Matsuda. Light tensed up, waiting for the taunts...

"There's a puppy in the lobby! You guys, let's go get it!" What? A... puppy?

The task force then decided to empty the room until it was just L and Light. The teen had never been more grateful in his entire existence. He put both hands on L's chest to push off of him. However, he felt two hands once again on his back preventing him to have even a shred of dignity.

"Light..." L muttered. It was too quiet to hear, but Light felt it vibrate in his throat. Blushing at the compromising position, Light refused to look up. "Yes?"

L's hand was pulling at the teen's chin, turning him to face the other. That was the last thing Light wanted to do, but he felt he couldn't really resist. As he met L's eyes, he saw a black pit. It was filled with so many things he couldn't recognize even if he were to sit for hours staring into his eyes. He glanced down at the older man's mouth as he had opened his mouth to speak.

" I'm pregnant with Ryuk's child." WHAT?! Light froze, a look of shock and confusion contorting his features.

A loud laughter was heard everywhere as the same hands Light had felt initially pushed him off of L and onto the floor.

***insert weird dream noise here***

Light woke up in cold sweat. He sat up immediately, looking around to see himself in his and L's shared room. Said man was staring at Light strangely. "Are you alright, Light-kun?" First, Light had to know if what he had seen was really a dream. "L, are you pregnant?"

Taken aback L looked like he was about to ring Watari. "Light-kun, are you okay? Do you have a fever?"

"ARE. YOU. PREGNANT!" Light insisted, still shaken and confused by the dream. "No, Light. I'm not."

Satisfied, Light closed his eyes and went back to sleep instantly, much to L's confusion. Unbeknownst to him, Ryuk was standing behind his shoulder and cackling loudly. "I should mess with Light's dreams more often!" the shinigami said, taking a large bite out of an apple.

(A/N) I hope your last day of 2015 is lovely.