Message Edit 05/30- 16: Warning! I advice you to contain your laughter in public areas and at home xDD I've gotten many reviews and pm telling me that some had laughed so loud that the had almost been deemed crazy.

Please try to stay calm as you ready these (Or Stay Whelmed) xD Thank you!

Message Edit 08/06- 16: And don't read this while eating something or while in a curch xDD i'm dying myself whenever i read the reviews!


hi everyone! this story was made so soon after i finished 'Not Alone, Family is Here' (Stephanie was adopted by Bruce in that story),

i know Bruce might seem a little...odd in this but i really can't get his glacier personality unless one of the Batkids are hurt, otherwise he's a gentle loving father

this one is a mix between Batman and YJ and possibly a few other characters that i am familiar with, like the first Teen Titans group and will hold some one shots and possibly 1-4 chapters in between.

I'm not sure when i'll post the chapters (long and short) as i write them out of the blue xD but i hope i'll make them good and am also hoping that you will like this

so, premiere chapter! let's go and laugh, cry, have some other fit ect.


~Chapter 1: Stephanie and Frying pans~

"Tim, Damian and Cassandra we have to go now!" Bruce Wayne shouted up the stairs as he got his coat on and smiled a little when he saw Richard descend the stairs looking like he just got out of bed...Judging by his bedhair.

"Rough night Dick?"

All he got was a grumble that made Bruce look up from his briefcase and watch his eldest son disappear towards the kitchen before looking at Alfred, who magically had appeared beside him holding his winter coat ready. "He's already like me, isn't he?"

"Afraid so Sir, at least in the morning and when something is bothering him. Thought nothing to worry about as he becomes himself around 10 o'clock" Alfred replied as he helped with the coat and then went to check on the three batkids that was going to join Bruce at Wayne Enterprises today.

When ever school became to annoying ("Kids of the Worlds Greatest Detective! Why do we have to go there?!" -Tim) or something else was going on they always managed to snag a free day and join Bruce, for some reason that was more fun then school to the board members utter shock and Bruce's amusement.

Jason was taking online courses since he didn't have chance to finish school (Joker, crowbar, bomb, dead and alive ect.) so he was free to join them whenever he wanted as he brought his laptop with him. Stephanie was still adjusting to being a Wayne after her adoption and since it was so close to winter brake she decided to finish the school work from her old school before she was starting Gotham Academy with Tim and Damian.

That left a quiet, still-trying-to-read-and-write Cassandra and a Day-cop/Night vigilante Richard in the Mansion with Alfred trying to fill their days with something, usually training, cold case files, more training and read-write lessons.

Dick had been out fighting crime till God knows what hour and had possibly not gotten enough sleep with the way he looked. Bruce was about to shout up the stairs again when something that sounded like a gong being hit came from the kitchen and a small scream was heard.

The daytime billionaire decided to go check when he heard Dick start laughing like crazy and Steph panic, he opened the door and found Jason on the floor with his hands holding his face, Dick clutching the counter and his stomach laughing and Stephanie holding a frying pan.

Uh oh...One of those mornings, Bruce was about to sigh when he saw the frying pan "Stephanie? Is that a face in the pan?" Dick snapped shut as he and the panic looking girl looked at the pan and then back at Jason, who showed his bruised face.

Steph dropped the pan and Dick crashed on the floor when something clicked in his head and Bruce crossed his arms smirking at the two, he covered his mouth with one hand when he made eye contact with Dick.

"Dad"

"Yes Jason?" Here it comes...

"Stephanie is forbidden to watch Tangled, she and the character are to similar"

Steph pouted as Dick was near death were he lay on the floor and Bruce shook his head before walking out.

"Good luck with that!...Oh and CPR on Richard, he's stopped breathing" He said with a smile.

"AAAAH!"

"OOOH YOU ARE NOT LEAVING ME HERE GOLDEN BOY!"

Crazy morning, crazy kids...

He still loved them.


i can't see anything xDDD ow my sides! ow...omg i'm might kill myself writing these xDDD

i need a tissue...Ow! x'D