I will not lie this was completely inspired by I Did it for Elena which I read last night. And so I decided to do my own version where I walk into the world of The Vampire Diaries.
I just finished ranting about the season 6 finale of TVD. Ooo and I am still enraged by everything that happened even if I did enjoy some specific moments, cough cough Bamon. Oh and let's not forget that feather scene. I mean the tears man, I couldn't help them at all. But I am still currently angsty even after my half hour rant online that will probably only be viewed by two people. I decide there is only one thing I can do which is head down to my local IHOP and request that they bring me some pancakes stat so that I can make some vamp cakes and maybe find some sanity. But the thing is I never make it there, as I'm driving down the road, I swear I see a teddy bear on the side of the road. But I figure that's the fangirl in me getting to my head. But as I keep on driving there she pops up again and I blink rapidly sure that it's just an illusion of my imagination. But when I see her for the fourth time I abruptly stop the car and get out the driver's seat. There she is staring at me the same way she stared at Damon when he found her. Quickly I grab her before she disappears and I absolutely lose it when I realize she's real. I run back to my car and place her in the passenger's seat and I take a minute to admire her, even though she's an inanimate object she still has the same sassiness as her mother. That's when I knew I probably needed to be in a mental asylum because my fangirl had reached creepy belieber level. So I start giggling like the crazy person I am, that is until I see a blinding light.
God my whole body hurts, I try to move until I realize I'm laying on glass and my eyes snap wide open. Only to find Kai's head staring back at me and I couldn't help the blood curling scream that escaped from my lungs. My beautiful baby he didn't deserve this, I caress his face as tears fall down mine with the knowledge that he was more beautiful in person. If this was a dream it was a nightmare, but if this is a dream maybe I could resurrect him. I gruesomely grab his head and despite the physical pain I'm in, I hurry to find the rest of his body. And there lays his perfect figure in what's probably an Armani suit. I plant his head on top of his body with the hopes of it reattaching. I mean he's a heretic now meaning his blood is flowing with uncontainable magic and since his body regenerates to heal, hopefully it would heal this.
"Come on, come on. You are the best thing that's ever happened to this damn show. You are not, I repeat are not dying on me!" Despite how gross it was holding his head to his neck, a miracle happened his body began to fix itself. I shriek as his body is restored back to perfection. I look around to see if anyone is witnessing this, and realize that I'm in the barn with all of the dead Gemini coven and for some reason I have a pretty green dress on, stained in what was probably my own blood but nonetheless a pretty dress. What the hell was I doing here? I mean yes I've had TVD dreams before but this was far too vivid, far too real. I look back down at Kai who was know whole again but had yet to awaken. I wait patiently but nothing was happening, this was suppose to work or at least I expected it too.
"Breathe, what is the most logical thing to do right now?... Hide his body." Ok there has to be a shed around here somewhere as I check outside and sure enough there is one. Now I just had to get him there, obviously not in these heels though. As I whip them off.
"Alright you can do this you have picked up 185 lbs. of man before, you can pick him up. He's probably what 160, 165?" But maybe a few push-ups wouldn't hurt as I hit the floor and do a total of 5 just to work myself up. "Alright eye of the tiger, you got this!" I bend down to place my arms underneath him and work with my knees as I hoist him up onto my arms and the boy is not weightless. I speed walk make my way to the shed as quick as possible.
"You know this would be a lot easier if you didn't just inexplicably become buff as shit in 1903." I mutter to his dead body, I was sure my back was about to give out but I made it to the shed and kicked it ajar and dropped his heavy ass the second we got in as I let out a huff.
"I love you boo, I do. But you got me fucked up." I say considering I can't even stand up straight and I couldn't catch my breath.
"Imma come back, I promise." I tell him as I close the shed door hoping that hiding him in plain sight would work.
"Now what am I supposed to do?" I eye the slash on my leg, that is still bleeding.
"Hospital, yep a hospital that is what I need." I say as I start walking towards the road in the middle of the night, not having the slightest fucking clue as to where I was going. Phone, phone do I have a phone? I think as I check my person but of course I don't. Because where would I keep a phone in this dress which was totally not realistic I would totally be wearing a dress with pockets if this is a dream, because pockets on a dress are a dream. I start to walk in any direction with the hope of getting somewhere but my legs start to burn quickly as I feel like I'm walking through quicksand, probably because of my continuous blood loss. I'm sure I'm gonna collapse any minute when I see headlights flashing in my eyes.
"Oh thank god" I collapse as I see a truck come to a full stop and fall onto the ground.
"Are you ok, ma'am?" I hear a voice ask me.
"Ma'am? I'm 19." I tell the voice obviously offended because I could still easily pass for 16.
"Sorry, young lady." The voice chuckles despite the circumstances as they turn me around checking my injuries.
"How did this happen to you?" The voice asked.
"Honestly I don't know, I just woke up in the barn." The person checks my head when I come face to face with him and see his kindred blue eyes. I could recognize those eyes anywhere.
"Matty Blue Blue." I whisper and he's taken aback.
"How do you know my name?" Matt asked since he obviously didn't know who the hell I was. But I pass out before I can tell him anything which I guess was for the best.
I yawn as I feel myself waking up.
"That was one hell of a dream." I grumble as I try to stretch until I realize my arm is caught on something. I wake up to find myself connected to an IV and immediately start freaking out.
"Where the hell am I!" I say as I try to get up. But then a pair of calm hands try to keep me down. Matty Blue Blue. I stare up at him.
"No, no, no. This isn't real, this is a dream. But I just woke up? So that means it has to be a dream within a dream." I whisper trying to figure this out as I slam my head onto the pillow and close my eyes, sure that when I open them again I'll be home in my bed with my mom yelling for me to wake up. After a few seconds I test my theory and pop one eye open only to find Matt staring at me like I'm crazy.
"This isn't possible." I say as I grab my head, the fangirl in me has gone overboard.
"Relax, it's okay you're safe." Matt says trying to reassure me.
"Am I in Mystic Falls?" I ask hoping he wouldn't confirm my wild imagination.
"Yes."
"Then how am I safe!" I yell no one in Mystic Falls is safe besides Elena and the bitch just died. I try to yank the IV out my wrist and make a run for it, until I see my skin.
"OH MY GOD! I'm gonna die!" I start hyperventilating if I'm really stuck in Mystic Falls then there is no way my death wasn't impending.
"Why are you going to die?" Matt asks trying to coax me into a state of calmness. I start to laugh hysterically.
"Why am I gonna die? I'm black." No person of color actually survives this show so I am beyond fucked. Matt just looks more confused, of course he doesn't understand. I lay down and stare at the white ceiling accepting my fate.
"Well if I'm gonna die. I better die being badass." I think to myself I'll put up a fight even if I am human I know the ins and outs here. A few minutes pass before Matt gets the courage to say something.
"How do you know my name?"
"Matt Donovan I know a lot of things about a lot of people, especially here." I answer absentmindedly still trying to picture my exact winning move in a fight against a vampire.
"What, why?" Then I come back to the plane of reality well false reality. I can't just tell him I know everything because I've watched this show religiously even after it turned to shit.
"I... don't know. I woke up and I knew things." Wow way to be creative brain, I cringe.
"Are you in pain?" Yeah from my stupidity.
"No I'm fine."
"Do you remember anything before waking up?" I remember light, living in my universe where this was all a bad tv show but I sure as hell wasn't going to tell him all of that.
"Nope. I just remember waking up and having these...memories burst through my head." Yeah that wasn't that bad.
"What kind of memories?" Damn I get he wants to be a sheriff but he doesn't have to interrogate me.
"It feels like years of memories but they're not mine. Because I'm not in them, it was sorta like watching a movie." A really long movie that's not very well written, that revolves around an endless love triangle.
"What do you know about me?"
"I know that you Matt Donovan were on the football team in high school, then your sister died and your mother shortly left. You were once a lifeguard, you work at the Mystic Grill, and the truck you own was given to you by Rebekah Mikaelson. You currently live on the Lockwood estates and Bonnie Bennett is your bestfriend." I answer matter-a-factly what can I say I love trivia games. I stop puffing with pride when I see the way he's looking at me. I stare at him and yes it's awkward. He probably thinks I'm a threat now. I'm ready to negate everything when the Bonnie Bennett walks in. I cover my mouth and honestly I can't help the tears swelling in my eyes. She comes to check what's wrong with me and I hug her uncontrollably.
"I love you so much. You are the fave!" I cry hysterically Bonnie is my ride or die, except she be taking the die part too seriously.
"Umm ok." She says with an awkward pat on the back, I let her go realizing how creepy I must look. I wipe the tears from my face and look at her, she's so pretty and she don't even know it.
"I'm sorry. You're just really fucking awesome."
"And how do you know that?" Bonnie asks with skepticism.
"Because apparently she knows everything about us." Matt says still wondering how that is.
"Really." Bonnie says as she folds her arms.
"Umm yeah trust me. But the thing she doesn't remember anything besides waking up in the barn and then memories of us." Matt explains as he stands beside Bonnie and my shipper heart flutters my brotp working together.
"So it's an episode of amnesia with a magical entity attached to it?" She asks turning to him.
"I don't know." He shrugs while still looking at me.
"Wait do you remember who you are?" I should stick to this amnesia thing and only state the stuff you could find on facebook.
"Uh, yes. Sort of I know I'm 19 and Dominican." I state my nationality hoping that it differentiates me as exotic enough not to get killed.
"Do you know where you're from?" Matt questions next.
"Boring, old, Rhode Island." I grumble with a roll of my eyes nothing ever happens in Rhode Island.
"I'm telling you she has to be part of the Gemini Coven especially if she woke up in the barn, after the wedding." Matt whispers to Bonnie and I pretend not to hear.
"But that doesn't make sense if she's part of the Gemini Coven why isn't she dead if they were all tied to Kai?"
"I don't know maybe this is his last act."
"I thought that was him linking Elena and I." Bonnie replies with hurt in her voice and I wanna hug her. She didn't deserve to be connected to rusty old Eleanor. Matt brings her into a hug and my Monnie heart swoons.
"Maybe this is part of it, he was diabolical." He says as the hug breaks apart and I'm sad it didn't last longer Bonnie needs more hugs.
"You're right we shouldn't count it out. We'll take her to the Boardinghouse maybe Damon and Stefan will know something." No way the boardinghouse! I have to see the kitchen and the bedrooms and the library, all of it.
"Sorry, I forgot to ask your name?" Matt apologizes sincerely, with those eyes he was gonna make me melt. He was such a gentleman.
"Catia. My name is Catia." I smile brightly I did think about feeding him my alter ego Brooks, Christiana Brooks. But since I figured I was sticking to my facebook profile.
"Oh that's a really pretty name." He compliments with his winning Matt smile, if I were any lighter I'd be red.
In case you're wondering I really can lift a man of 185 despite my 5'5 figure lol. Should I continue because if I do it's gonna get ridiculous. I'm brutally honest.