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Sogeking coughed as the heavy dust filled the room. As it started to thin out two shadowy figures pushed themselves out of the rubble. One looked human and the other was tall…very tall. Its neck kept going towards the ceiling and as the dust cleared Sogeking was able to make out who the two figures were.

He breathed a very relived sigh that Zoro was one of them, the other however was not expected.

"Sir-Zoro your safe and…," Sogeking said happily "Is…is that a giraffe?"

Sogeking was indeed staring up at a giraffe wearing clothes and a hat.

Zoro stood up from the rubble and looked at Sogeking.

"Oh, you're here," Zoro commented. He then noticed Jabra in his hybrid form "is that a wolf? I thought this was one most defended government Islands, not a damned zoo,"

"Damn it!" the giraffe cursed. "I meant to go into my Man-Beast Form, but I messed up on the man part!"

"Ahhahaha!" the Jabra laughed, pointing at the long-necked animal in black clothes. "The Usu-Usu no Mi: Model Giraffe! Could you have gotten a lamer power? I told you not to eat that Devil Fruit, but you did anyway! Now you have to be a Giraffe for the rest of your life Hahaha!"

"Shut up!" Kaku yelled back "You don't know the full destructive power of a giraffe!"

"That sounds so stupid!"

"Giraffes are awesome," the animal stated, eyes narrowing. "I happen to like this power,"

"Uh, is that really one of CP9?" Sogeking asked.

"Yeah, he's that long nose shipwright," Zoro confirmed.

"I beginning to think the government is running a zoo and not an actual government,"

"Between the wolf, the leopard with a pidgin and now a giraffe…that is a very real possibility,"

"THERES A LEPORD TOO!" Sogeking screamed.

The two pirates watched as the Jabra continued to mock and laugh at Kaku, while Kaku defended that his new power was not stupid or to be laughed at. However, this just made Jabra laugh more. While this was going on Zoro just watched as he waited for the two government assassins to finish.

Meanwhile Sogeking slowly slipped out of the room unnoticed and peeked his head back in.

"So that Long nose shipwright had a devil fruit too and a Zoan type fruit as well," Sogeking thought to himself as he observed the two government agents "Hmm…this could be a problem. I should let the two fight it out and leave Zoro to take care of the one who survives,"

Sogeking was about to slip away and noticed that there was an open compartment on the wall opposite the door.

"Hmm…what's this?" he asked. Sogeking looked back into the room and noted that the Giraffe and Wolf-man were still fighting, he walked over to the compartment and inside found two pairs of handcuffs hanging there.

"Hand cuffs why would these be…" Sogeking trailed off. However, then he remembered the cuffs Robin was wearing. "Hang on, could these be the same cuffs they used on Robin?"

Sogeking reached in and took a set, both were open and he looked over them critically and then back into the room. If they were the same then they would drain CP9s energy and leave them defenceless. But Sogeking remembered that Robin was still able to move, walk and stand on her own. Despite being handcuffed.

Sogeking had little doubt the government would not secure a devil fruit user, it would be too dangerous and risky not too. Even one that was complying. So, either these cuffs weren't made from Sea Stone and the leader of CP9 was a complete moron…a very real and likely possibility.

Or the Cuffs were designed to only designed to prevent Devil Fruit users from using their power and still be able to move. It didn't really matter to Sogeking which was the case, what did matter is that he could use these cuffs to even the odds of the battle.

At the very least Kaku and Jabra would not be able to use their devil fruit abilities.

"There team work is horridness, even though there Nakama," Sogeking observed "oh well here goes,"

He loaded his Great Kabuto with the hand cuffs and waited for the right moment.

"Ahhahaha!" Jabra continued to laugh.

"Oi, can you two finish this later?" Zoro finally growled "I told you I'm on a time limit. If your fine like that I'll cut you as you are,"

"Oh, right," Kaku blinked. As if he only now remembered that he had been dealing with Zoro "Now behold, my Man-Beast Form in all its glory!"

His neck shrunk just a little bit, the front of his body losing its brown spots. His snout flattened, extending into a larger version of his square nose. He stood up on his back legs, his front turning into hand-like hooves.

The room fell silent for a brief second, and for a moment Kaku believed everyone now saw how terrifying the power of a Giraffe was. Until…

"Ahhahaha!" Everyone in the room burst out laughing.

"Stop Laughing," Kaku demanded. He looked over at Zoro who had also joined in "and you, aren't you supposed to resect an opponent? What kind of swordsmen are you?"

"You look so stupid!" Jabra added.

"Shut up, it's not appearance that matters!" Kaku defended. "but how effective it is!"

Jabra suddenly stopped laughing and took a deep breath.

"Your right Kaku, I should not make any judgments until I see you new powers in action," Jabra agreed.

"thank you," Kaku said with relief. Now Jabra had gotten it out of his system, they could focus on taking down the Straw Hat pirates.

Jabra looked at Kaku, for a moment and the Giraffe-man's ears twitched. As soon as they did Jabra started laughing again.

"OH, COME ON! DID YOU EAT THE HYIANA FRUIT OR A WOLF FRUIT!"

"I…Ahhahaha I can't…I can't take this…" Jabra laughed as he rolled on the ground "it's too much,"

"I shouldn't laugh," Zoro thought as he tried to compose himself "It breaks concentration and dulls the blade. But his form…it's just so…square? Why is it square?"

Zoro's thought process was broken as a metal ring snapped around his right wrist. The swordsman looked down and saw that a one of the handcuffs was now hanging off him. However, since Zoro didn't have a Devil Fruit the cuffs weren't hindering him in anyway.

"What the hell?" Zoro asked.

"Uh, sorry Sir-Zoro," Sogeking started. Zoro turned and looked over to him "those are the same cuffs that Lady Robin was wearing. I thought that if I cuffed those two then they would be unable to use their Devil Fruit powers,"

"THEN WHY THE HELL DID YOU CUFF ME?!" Zoro shouted back.

"I was aiming for the werewolf…but the Giraffes face is just too funny," Sogeking laughed "it's like all square and…it's just so hilarious,"

"Damn straight it is," Jabra agreed through his laughter.

Kakus body started shaking in pure rage. How dare these people mock and laugh at him. Kaku was a member of CP9 and a very accomplished swordsmen, why was his ally and enemy alike treating him like a clown.

"I've had enough," Kaku shouted and he got into a stance. He planted one leg firmly int other floor and then started to swing around wildly, his long neck and legs adding to the speed of the spin and the range. Jabra immediately stopped laughing as he recognised the attack.

"Oh crap," Jabra swore and jumped into the air.

"Usopp get down," Zoro cried out and tackled Sogeking to the ground.

"Now you will all feel the undeniable, destructive power of a Giraffe," Kaku cried out "Rankegu Rotating Cut,"

A circler blue energy burst out in a full 360 degrees, it slammed through the hard walls to of the tower of Justice. Just after the attack had launched the whole top of the tower shifted as it had been cut off. It didn't fall but Zoro, Jabra and Sogeking could see the sky. No one made a sound as Kaku smirked triumphantly, he couldn't have done that when he was human, but with his new Giraffe form it had added extra strength.

The best part was…no one was laughing anymore.

"AWAAAAAA HOW HE CUT THE TOWER IN HALF, HOW ARE WE GOING TO COMPEATE WITH THAT?!" Sogeking screamed in terror once.

"Hmph that was pretty unprofessional of you Kaku, letting your emotions run wild and take over you during the fight," Jabra stated as he landed next to Kaku in his human form.

"Shut up, if you hadn't teased me and laughed at me so much then it wouldn't have happened," Kaku shot back in a calm voice.

"yeah yeah I hear ya," Jabra muttered.

"Oi Zoro, lets get out of here quick," Sogeking urged. The self-proclaimed masked hero turned to run but he didn't even get two steps before something held him back. He looked back to scold Zoro for preventing him from running, however Sogeking saw that his hand was inside the other cuff…that was attached to Zoro's wrist.

"AGAHHHH WERE STUCK!" Sogeking screamed.

"WHY THE HELL DID YOU GET US STUCK YOU MORON!" Zoro shouted back "HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT LIKE THIS!"

"THIS ISN'T MY FAULT, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GOT US STUCK WHEN YOU KNOCKED ME DOWN,"

"BEUCE YOU WERE JUST STANDING THERE! IF I HADDN'T TACKLED YOU, YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN SLICED IN HALF!"

Kaku and Jabra watched the two argue in confusion. Kaku shifted back to his human form and looked at the pirates.

"What are they doing? Don't they realise we're over here?" Kaku asked.

"Nah, there just dumb assess," Jabra scoffed "hmm…hey look at their hands,"

Kaku narrowed his eyes and zeroed in on the handcuffs that attached the two pirates together.

"Oh, I see. There stuck," Kaku observed "So what do you want to do about this? Work together to beat them?"

"You know I would rather die," Jabra said. Disgusted by the idea of fighting together with Kaku.

"My sentiments exactly," Kaku agreed. He then turned his attention back to the pirates.

"Hey you two," He called out "what number is on your handcuffs?"

"Huh?" both Zoro and Sogeking responded in confusion.

"the number, each key corresponds to a set of handcuffs with the same number," Kaku explained.

"that's right, tell us your number and if we have the key, we can unlock that for you," Jabra finished.

"Oh, uh…" Sogeking started and he lifted his and Zoro shads up to look for a number "Two, it's number two,"

Kaku and Jabra took out their keys and looked at them.

"Nope, sorry," Kaku responded.

"I've got number one. Pity," Jabra claimed.

"DON'T GET OUR HOPES UP LIKE THAT!" Zoro yelled back.

"Guess there's no choice," Kaku sighed "First one to kill them wins?"

"Fine by me," Jabra agreed.

"GHYAAA WAIT WE CAN'T FIGHT LIKE THIS!" Sogeking begged.

"It Doesn't matter," Zoro grunted. "No matter what, we have to beat them and get their keys,"

Chopper ran through the tower of Justice looking for Sanji in his reindeer form. He had felt a massive shockwave earlier but since it didn't hurt him, he had put it out of his mind. It was only when he found evidence of both the tower being cut in half did, he realises something was wrong. Not long after that he had found Zoro and Sogeking being chased around a garden like room by a very and werewolf and a pissed off bipedal giraffe.

Chopper was a bit confused as to what was going on.

Upon seeing him, the two pirates yelled at him to find Key number 2 and bring it to them so they could free themselves from the same type of handcuffs that CP9 had used on Robin. Due to the time limit imposed by CP9 Chopper had switched to his base reindeer form.

"Got to find Sanji, he would be able to help get the key faster," Chopper said to himself as he ran. Keeping his eyes sharp and nose alert for any trace of the cooks' scent; Sanji easier to locate with his nose, since the cook always smelled heavily of Cigararete smoke.

Chopper had on numerous occasions told him that smoking was bad for his health and would lead to a number of health problems later in life, but the cook waved him off. The only place Sanji didn't smoke was in the kitchen and whenever Connor wasn't near him. That was only because chopper had told Sanji that second hand smoking could have negative health effects on Connor due to his young age, the cook reluctantly agreed to cut down and not smoke as much. Chopper would prefer Sanji stop all together but reducing the number of cigarettes was a start.

As he rounded a corner his eyes widened. In front of him was Nami, being choked by Kumadori with his long pink hair. He also had Nami bound and unable to move

"Ah NAMI!" Chopper cried. He switched to his human form and rammed into the back of Kumadori. Knocking the CP9 agent down.

"Chopper," Nami said relived as she untangled herself.

"Nami, we've got a problem. Zoro and Sogeking got themselves stuck together with the same handcuffs CP9 used on Robin," Chopper explained "They need the number 2 key to free themselves,"

Nami let out an irritated sigh. "Of course, they did something stupid, lucky for them I stole this erlier," She held up a key. It had the Number 3 on it "I understand Chopper…you take care of this fellow. BYEEEE"

Nami then quickly turned and ran off.

"NAMI COME BACK!" Chopper called out "WHAT ABOUT THE KEY!"

However, Chopper didn't get a response as Kumadori got up and loomed behind him. Chopper looked over his shoulder as he now had to face the CP9 agent by himself.

Nami ran away from Chopper and Kumadori as fast as she could. Thinking on how to get the key she stole from the pink haired CP9 agent to Robin, just as she came out of the hallway and into the central area with a large winding staircase that led to the upper floors. Something fell down from above and crash landed on the floor in front of her.

Nami stopped and prepared for a fight however what was in front of her was not a CP9 agent, it was shiny, rubbery doll that looked like Sanji.

"What the?" Nami asked and she looked up. About six floors up she spotted Kelifa looking down at her and the doll with an evil smirk on her face. Nami stared at her for a moment and then Kelifa turned and walked out of sight.

Nami looked down at the doll and her eyes narrowed. It didn't take a genius to figure out that the female CP9 agent had done something to Sanji. Nami bent down and postioned Sanji so he was sitting up and leaning against the staircase.

"Okay, I get it. Don't worry Sanji I'll teach that bitch a lesson for you," Nami said in a serious tone and she started to run up the stair case.

Franky was struggling to deal with Fukurou, he had managed to find his way to what he hoped would be a kitchen but the Fukurou, the silent lover of rumours stood in his way and was doing everything he could block Franky's path.

Franky was not a weak fighter, quite the opposite. He was a very tough and highly dangerous foe should anyone make an enemy out of him. He had outfitted his body with numerous weapons, from guns to rocket launchers and his own enhanced body was not to be taken lightly.

However, he needed a source of fuel and that was the fizzy drink Cola he was very low on Cola and he could not fight at 100% without it. Despite this handicap, Franky was not letting Fukurou walk all over him. He had been fighting back with everything he could, trying to get into the kitchen.

Thankfully Franky's fight did eventually, as Franky and Fukurou crashed through the door. Once inside Franky immediately turned his attention to the excessively overly large white refrigerator in the room. However, before Franky could even make any attempt to get to the fridge, the wall next to it cracked and Chopper was crashed through landing on his ass panting and wheezing.

"Damn, three minutes are already up," Chopper hissed irritably "I used the Rumble too soon,"

"Hey that's that wired creature who was with Straw Hat," Franky observed "Did he eat a Gorilla based Devil Fruit or something?"

"Yoi, Yoi," Kumadori announced his presence loudly as he stepped through, he hole in the wall. Chopper backed away from him in fear.

He moved to strike however Chopper opened the large Fridge door and slammed it shut, trapping Kumadori inside. Chopper looked the door and backed away, it only took a moment for him to realise that he had trapped the CP9 agent and since Nami had already stolen his key they could leave him in there.

"I did it," Chopper cried out happily "I won,"

"Hey Gorilla-bro," Franky shouted "what do you think your doing? I still have business with that refrigerator,"

Chopper turned to see an annoyed Franky and a shocked looking Fukurou. "Gah, it's the hooligan and another bad guy,"

"I'm not a hooligan," Franky yelled back "I'm Franky and I'm your ally,"

"Shut up, your no ally of mine. It's your fault that Usopp left us forever," Chopper cried.

"Huh? What are you talking about? He was with you guys when we spilt up," Franky claimed. He had no idea why these pirates seemed to think that their friend was no longer with them.

"Don't try to lie to me, I am not some gullible idiot who believes everything I'm told," Chopper argued.

"I don't have time for this, I need Cola and I need it now," Franky demanded.

Fukurou pushed himself up and gave Franky a swift kick in the ribs, sending him flying away from the Fridge. "You will not get by me, chapapa."

"Oh great," Franky moaned. "Oi get me some Cola so I can deal with him super quick,"

"You can try," Fukurou chuckled, "but I will not let you get your precious drink,"

"Strong Right!" Franky yelled.

"Iron Body!" Franky's first met the agent's stomach, a cough coming from Fukurou as he took a step back.

"It's cool how you CP9 guys as make your bodies as hard as iron," Franky admitted, "but my hands are the super genuine article," Reaching over with his left hand, the cyborg pulled off the skin of his right, revealing that it was just a flesh-like covering for his iron hand.

"That's so cool!" Chopper gasped, stars in his eyes. Franky ignored him for the moment, focusing on their opponent who was glaring at the cyborg.

"Oi stop being amazed and give me some Cola already. Strong Hammer!" Franky moved forward to punch the man again.

"Oh right," Chopper agreed and looked at the fridge. He was afraid if he opened it then Kumadori would escape. The Straw Hat Doctor opened it very quickly and shut the door again before Kumadori had a chance to move.

"Here," Chopper said and threw Franky three glass bottles.

"Thanks," Franky said happily and put them in his chest without even looking at them. The effect was instantaneous and Franky immediately felt refreshed and he cried out. However, his hairstyle had changed to that of a Pumpkin.

"Fresh!" the cyborg cried out. He then went over to Fukurou and punched him; however, the punch had no affect and was incredibly weak. "How do you like my Vegetable Punch, it's full of Freshness and will revitalise you,"

Fukurou merely started at Franky before punching him across the room again, this time with very little effort. Franky immediately got up and ripped out the bottles of Vegetable Juice and threw them at Chopper. They smashed against the front of the fridge.

"What the hell was that?!" he demanded "Who the hell attacks with Punches of Freshness! Give me Cola!"

"I thought you were just thirsty," Chopper defended. He quickly turned and opened the fridge again, this time pulling out some light green bottles and slamming it shut. "Here," Chopper called out threw Franky the bottles, like last time Franky didn't even bother looking at them before using their contents as fuel.

"Ah, what a hard day this is," Franky started Calmly and he sat down on a nearby stool "Fighting is hard and pointless, can't we all just get along and have a nice cup of tea? Tea is soothing and solves all our problems,"

Fukurou looked at him confused; he didn't move to attack Franky only because he was not entirely sure why his opponent was acting so strange. Chopper was amazed and had stars in his eyes.

"It looks like different drinks affect his personality," Chopper stated.

Franky unfortunately ripped the Tea bottles out off him and threw them back at Chopper. "Stop that and get that I wonder what I should feed him next look off your face," Franky Demanded "Just give me Cola,"

While Chopper really did want to continue giving Franky different drinks to see how they would affect his personality. The Reindeer knew that time was of the essence and Fukurou would not wait for ever. So, he opened the door and pulled out three bottles of Cola and tossed them to Franky.

"Finally!" The cyborg opened his stomach and stuffed the bottles inside. Slowly, his hair waved without a breeze and began to defy gravity again. "I'm feeling super again!"

"So, you drank some cola," Fukurou brushed off, backhanding Chopper into a wall to his right. "It's not going to make a difference, chapapa."

"That's where you're super wrong, bastard," Franky smirked. "Strong Right!" Shooting his hand forward with more power than he'd had in hours, the cyborg's fist met the agent's face and threw him backwards.

"You did it!" Chopper cheered.

"He's not down yet," Franky stated, glaring at the agent as Fukurou pulled himself up.

"You've done it now, chapapa. Now I'm pissed, chapapapapapa!" Bending down, the round agent took off toward the duo he was fighting. "Secret Art, Owl Barrage!" As he ran, Fukurou seemed to split into ten differed copies, each one see-through. They split up, and all attacked Franky at once.

"Get the Hell off!" Franky shouted, throwing his arms out in either direction in the hope of hitting something. He got lucky, his left fist crashing into Fukurou's stomach. All of the copies faded as the man slid away. Franky charged him, punching the agent through several walls to where he landed outside.

"You got him!" Chopper cheered again.

"Nah," Franky denied. "He's still got some steam. Leave him to me." Loosening the joints in his robotic hands, the cyborg stepped out of the building.

"So cool!" Chopper whispered to himself.

Suddenly there was a loud crash behind him and the Fridge door was blown off. Even with the lock it did hold Kumadori who emerged from the fridge completely and utterly bloated.

The doctor nearly panicked, spinning around to find the agent with pink hair in the hole to the hallway. Seeing him, Chopper shifted into his human form and prepared to fight. "Hmm?" Kumadori hummed, seeing the reindeer. "What are you, my dear gorilla?"

"I'm a reindeer! What are you, an octopus?"

"I'm a lion! For that insult, I shall send you into the afterlife in a spray of red! Shave! Finger Pistol: Cue!"

"Ahh!" Chopper screamed, jumping away from the staff which stabbed into the floor. He whirled around to punch the agent in the face.

"Iron Body," the sage countered. Chopper pulled back, cradling his hand.

"Life Return: Hair Restraints!" The man's hair wiggled out, wrapping around Chopper's arms, legs, and neck. "Yoi, yoi! This is where you die. Please, when you get to the afterlife, find my dear deceased mother and tell her that I am alive and well. And that my killer instincts are as strong as ever. Finger Pistol: Cue!"

Chopper switched to his hybrid from, barely avoiding the stab by inches. "Rumble!" Desperate, Chopper crunched down on a second Rumble Ball. "Arm Point!"

But it wasn't Arm Point he got, but Walk Point. Kumadori didn't seem to care, batting the doctor into a far wall with his staff.

"Guard Point!" Chopper prayed, but it was Jump Point that slammed into the concrete. "Damn it. I can't control my transformations."

"You cheated death once already," Kumadori stated. "Have you accepted your fate?"

"No!" Chopper shouted. "I will take you down!" The reindeer changed again, hoping to get one of the two transformations he had that would be useful. He was lucky.

"Shishi-kabob!" Kumadori cried, lighting the top of his staff on fire. He swung at the approaching Arm Point, smacking the pirate in the face. Chopper tried to shake it off, continuing to run forward despite the dizziness in his mind.

"Carving Hoof Sakura!" Leaving pink marks in the shape of the attack's namesake, Chopper expended the last of his energy as his hooves battered at the agent. Kumadori was still for five seconds, his mouth gaping and his nose bloody as he tried to hold onto his consciousness. Unfortunately for the doctor, he succeeded.

"AHHHH!" Kumadori screamed, sweeping his staff forward to throw the human-reindeer into another far wall. Blood seeped from cuts and gashes on Chopper's small body while his foe was only covered in large bruises with a trail of blood running down from the side of his mouth and nose.

He had no other options. With a shaky hand, Chopper raised his third and final Rumble Ball.

"I'm sorry, Doctorine," Chopper whispered, coughing up blood. "I couldn't keep my promise. Rumble."

"RAAAAWWWWRRR!"