Author's Note:

I told everyone I'd do this, so now I will. I present to you my second fanfiction (the first one is dead and gone, but if you want I can rerun it...) The Cruise of a Lifetime. How many people can you ship in one cruise ship in a ship in which the shipees are going on a cruise ship? And yes, there will be a MagnusXEllegaard pairing, the first one of its kind, actually. This first chapter begins with a girl named Weirdo-Cupidon (if you know about that fifteen year old girl from The Checkpoint Adventure before it got taken down, good for you, because she is Weirdo-Cupidon (KYU-pi-dun), weirdo meaning weird and Cupidon meaning desire. So the name basically means weird romance desire. ha!). Time to see a weird girl in her lair.

Many parents told Weirdo-Cupidon's parents that she needed help and lots of it. Her parents were kind, and did want to help her, but how could they afford mental-therapy when Weirdo-Cupidon was spending every last penny of their hard-earned income paying the press to stalk any celebrity whom she suspected to be in a romance with someone else? Ah, Weirdo-Cupidon was a weird cupidon.

Far from angelic, her ways of exposing romances and shipping possibilities (even when they weren't there) really did make everyone see her like a cherub holding an arrow and waiting to strike. Heck, some even theorized that she WAS in fact a cupid, but got kicked out of heaven because she was finding even the romances between insignificant things like snails and bugs! Maybe this was true.

Nevertheless, Weirdo-Cupidon was a force to be reckoned with. No! She was a force to be avoided at all costs!

She sat in her room on her supercore military-tested and approved computer, looking up the names of every Minecrafter in the blocky world of Minecraftia. Her fingers drummed anxiously against her desk before there was a frightening knock on the door.

"Who is it?" She asked in her angelic voice.

"It's me, your mom. What are you doing?" Her mother didn't open the door.

"Playing with my Barbie." She lied, though she was far too old to play with Barbie, as well as the fact that Barbie did not exist in Minecraftia. Sadly, her mother, who was far too tired to pry or do anything else save breathing, eating and whatever it is tired, desperate mothers of fallen cupids do on weekends, bought the lie for a million bucks and left the issue alone forever.

Weirdo-Cupidon went back to her stalkings, which she preferred to call studies. Studying players' home adresses, their social-security numbers, their families' social security numbers, their Internet sites, and anything else a police man in his right mind would arrest you for looking at unauthorized.

"Let's see... hmmm..." She skimmed through her list before stopping on lots of names. How would she ship all these people in one day? She thought and she thought and she thought... before she got a grand idea that would change the world for the better, or maybe the wetter.

POV Switch to Ocelotticus

Ocelott enjoyed to dig through the Internet like it was a dirty park. She scrolled through the government's secrets, frolicked across the FBI's files, and sizzled in the statements of the CSI. But on that particular day, she decided to do something a bit different.

"Celebrity Files?" She pondered the name before shrugging and clicking the link.

Hey, celebs! My name is PrettyGirl667, and I'd like to invite you to a celeb-only cruise for celebs! On this cruise, we will voyage around many beautiful islands, through caves galore, and end our trip on the scenic route of the Ice Spikes Plains Biome, the only one in the next million worlds to be created. Come! It's mostly free!

Her mouth dropped wide open before she rushed out of her house in Boomtown. Across the dusty roads she ran, dodging bomb and arrow and angry griefer until she arrived at the house of her good friend Itscartooncookie. She banged on the door and would've broken it hadn't Itscarooncookie opened.

"Itscartoon, guess what? We're going on a cruise together!" She bellowed.

"W-we are?" Asked Itscartooncookie as he rubbed his sore eyes. She nodded vigorously.

"Pack your bags! There will be celebrities!" She shouted impatiently as the excitement brewed within her.

POV Switch

Itscartooncookie couldn't believe his ears. He and his best friend Ocelott were going on a cruise for the first time in their lives. It would be an unforgettable experience, he thought. He had never been sailing before, and within the luxury of a cruise ship, they would do so much more than simply sailing!

"Let's go." He stated epically as his heart swelled massively.

Author's Note:

Well, chapter one. How'd I do? Chapter two is coming very soon, but don't forget to review this one and post ships you'd like to see, though I already have a few in mind if you know what I mean. Wouldn't mind a couple of extras! ;D PM me if you want to know about the discontinued fanfiction. Leave a review!

UPDATE: This sucks kind of, but it turns out that I'm not the first person who's believed in MagnusXEllegaard. That's not stopping me though, but it still is a bit upsetting to have had my hopes all up and stuff. ;C