DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN GRAVITY FALLS NOR AMERICAN DRAGON.

"So what's the verdict doc?" Stan asked. Sitting on a lab table wearing only a surgical gown and his trademark fez.

It has been a couple of days since their encounter with Bill Cipher. As a precaution, Stan was given a full physical to make sure that he was alright. Naturally not wanting to spend money in an actual hospital, he asked his brother Ford to give him the check up in his lab. Which is probably for the best since modern medicine doesn't exactly have the equipment to test for other dimensional symptoms.

"Well Stan as near as I can tell you are in perfect health," Ford reluctantly reported.

"I'm hearing a 'but' in that sentence," Stan said cautiously.

"I have to say that I'm not 100% certain," Ford paused for a second. "But as far as I can tell, you're physically only 20 years old."

"SAY WHAT?" Stan almost choked.

"I concur," Fu-Dog said walking in. "My tests also show that you're 20 years old. 23 to be exact." After finding out the Long's family secret, Fu-Dog also participated in testing Stan's condition. Only he used magical tests, and they pretty much verified Ford's findings.

"How did that happen?" Stan asked.

"Near as I can figure, Bill didn't want you to die of old age before he could collect all his parts so he's been rejuvenating you this whole time." Fu-Dog theorized. "On the plus side, you can probably live long enough to see their grandkids." Fu-Dog hinting at Dipper and Mabel.

"Oh that's great," Stan said angrily. Normally hearing that you'll live an extra long life is good news, but for Stan it also means that he'll outlive his brother. Seeing as how he's already manage to live this long the first time around, he'd probably outlive Dipper and Mabel as well.

"Anyway we better get back to the others. Haley just called saying that she's on her way here with big announcement." Fu-Dog reported.

A few minutes later, the Pines, the Longs, and friends (Soos, Wendy, Pacifica, Spud, and Trixie) gathered in the Shack's living room. With Haley taking the center. "First off I'd just like to say thank you for all your help in dealing with Bill Cipher. We couldn't have done it without you. I guess." Haley mumbled.

"And we couldn't have done it without you!" Mabel cheered.

"Anyway, we just received word from the Dragon Council regarding to your long list of crimes. Just know that we really tried to speak on your behalf." Haley informed them.

"What crimes?" Stan objected only for everyone in the room to stare at him. "Never mind," Stan conceded lowering his head.

"Since most of you are just guilty by association," Haley looking at Soos, Wendy, and Pacifica. "You'll be exonerated."

"Cool," Soos breathing a sigh of relief. "What's that mean?"

"However some of your transactions can't be ignored. Mr. Stanford Pines, you have been accused of being linked with several abductions and illegal experimentations, not to mention your association with the Huntsclan. Which I might add includes building deadly weapons, one of which almost killed me." Haley commented.

"In my defense, I did not know what the Huntsclan was doing with my research or my inventions." Ford pleaded.

"Regardless, your weapons have caused countless deaths through the magical world." Haley accused. "However if you agree to turn over all your research and inventions over to us, we will show leniency."

"All right," Ford agreed.

Haley nodded. "After you give us your files, you are then to work cataloging the archives in the Solomon Hall of Knowledge."

"Hall of Knowledge? Isn't that like a ugh library?" Mabel wondered.

"Hush Mabel," Dipper whispered. Not wanting her to make the situation worse.

"Solomon's hall of knowledge? As in King Solomon? I thought that was a myth." Ford said in awe.

"All myths are grounded in reality," Fu-Dog informed him.

Seeing how that is resolved, Haley moved to the next issue. "Mr Stanley Pines," Haley turning to Stan.

"Now hold up! I've never gotten involved with all this weirdness. In fact I've done my hardest to avoid it. Just look at the cheap props I have in the Shack!" Stan argued.

"True you don't exactly mingle with the magical world," Haley agreed. "However you did transport over 50 barrels of toxic and nuclear waste through the forest. All without proper safety protocols." she accused.

"You can't prove anything," Stan denied.

"Oh but we can," Haley showing pictures of Stan carting the barrels through fairy and gnome territories. While most have him in a hazmat suit where you can barely see his face through the visor; there was one where he took his mask off for a little breather.

"That can be anyone," Stan grumbled.

"Mr. Pines, you have a choice. You either perform community service by cleaning up the mess you caused."

"Like that's going to happen," Stan snickered.

"Or we'll turn over all our evidence to the EPA. In which case you will serve a lengthy prison sentence."

"I've been in jail before," Stan scoffed.

"And pay a hefty fine." Haley finished.

"Community service it is!" Stan decided. Anything to avoid paying a fine.

"Wait! So that means you're going to break up our family?" Mabel cried.

"The Dragon Council has agreed to show leniency due to your actions against Bill Cipher, so sentencing will commence upon the completion of summer." Haley informed them.

"Huh?" Mabel getting lost with all the big legal words.

"We can spend the rest of summer together," Dipper translated.

"Oh great!" Mabel cheered.

"Now for you two," Haley pointing to Dipper and Mabel.

"What did we do?" Mabel whined.

"Oh the list of complaints against you two are staggering," Haley commented. "But since you two are still minors, we can't very well indict you guys. We dragons are a civilized race after all."

"What's she talking about? I've never been mining. I never even played minecraft." Mabel whispered to her brother. Dipper couldn't even dignify that with a response.

"So we're off the hook?" Dipper hoped.

"Of course not! What ever gave you that idea?" Haley laughed. "As of right now, you two will be placed on probation."

"What's that mean?" Mabel wondered.

"It means that you two will be placed under my supervision. You are not to engage in any monster hunts, mystery solving, or shenanigans without my permission. If fact your not even allowed to watch cartoons about magical creatures without my say so!" Haley clarified. "Which is probably a good idea anyways. Some of those shows are really dangerous." Haley recalling her own misadventures from watching the Pooka Pooka Fun Fun Farm show.

"No more weirdness? I can get behind that." Pacifica chuckled while batting an eyelash at Dipper's direction. Causing Dipper to blush. "Unless you mean to keep him around you 24/7!" Pacifica hissed in Haley's face.

"If you're implying what I think you are, you don't have to worry about it." Haley assured her. Pacifica crossed her arms, unconvinced. "Dipper is way to fleshy for my taste. I prefer guys with a little more scales." Haley transforming her right arm into a claw, implying that she's looking for a dragon boyfriend. Pacifica considered this and simply smiled, accepting that Haley may not be a romantic rival for Dipper's affections.

"Oh poo," Mabel pouted. Even after everything they've been put through, she still thinks that Haley would be a far better match for her brother than Pacifica.

"YES!" Lao Shi cheered. "Finally one that isn't attracted to humans!" The rest of the Long family all shot a stink eye at the old man. "What? Is it wrong that I'm glad that at least of my grandkids is interested in their own kind?"

After the sentencing concluded, the Jake, Lao Shi, John, Fu-Dog, Spud, and Trixie said their goodbyes as they needed to return to New York. Naturally her father and Jake told Haley how proud they are of all her hard work in Gravity Falls, but at the same time advising her to take it easy on the Pines kids. To which she responds it all depends on how well they behave.

The rest of summer went by rather peacefully. Once word got around about Bill's return and how Haley and the Pines were able to deal with him, they started to accept her as their dragon protector. With this newfound respect Haley found a much easier time keeping both the magical creatures and humans in line. Thanks mainly due to Mayor Tyler's 'Never Mind All That' policy.

Dipper and Pacifica continued dating despite her parents' objections. Pacifica simply pointed out that since Dipper is a local hero, dealing with monsters and such, it will be good PR for the family name. Not to mention that there are still many ghosts and things that have a grudge against the Northwests so having a paranormal expert around might be beneficial to their safety. With those arguments, Preston reluctantly agreed to allow Dipper and Pacifica to see each other.

Surprisingly Mabel spends most of her time inside the Shack. Helping Stan make new props and attractions, and assisting Ford organizing his research to turn over to the dragons. While these chores were as boring as one might expect, Mabel happily did them because as she puts it; this may be the last time in a long time that they will all be together, so she wants to spend as much time with her favorite Grunkles before they run out of time.

At the end of summer, Dipper and Mabel returned home. Despite their rough start, Dipper maintained a close relationship with the Long family, just not with Haley. Dipper actually began a long distance relationship with Spud. Spud was impressed with Dipper's work in helping translate the cave markings and his ability to cast such high level spells. So much so that Spud began teaching him other magics via skype. Even promising to meet in person either in New York or Piedmont on their next vacation for more formal training.

Mabel on the other hand would call Haley on a regular basis. Mainly because she wanted to find out how her Grunkles were doing and to see if she can't still play matchmaker.

After Dipper and Mabel left, Stan and Ford were sent to their respective punishments. At the hidden library of King Solomon, Ford found himself in paradise. Thousands of years of knowledge all gathered in one place. At first the other archivist were cold to him since humans are normally forbidden here; but after seeing his sixth finger they mistakenly thought that he wasn't human and welcomed him as an equal. Even acknowledging his genius as he was able to solve mysteries that they've been puzzling for hundreds of years.

Stan on the other hand ended up doing various jobs for various creatures through out the Gravity Falls forest. Mainly digging up toxic soil and replacing them with clean soil for fairies, delivering medical supplies to the Manotaurs, and hair products to the unicorns. (Celestabelleabethabelle placed a formal complaint against Mabel for breaking into her home and stealing her hair and treasures) At first glance it seemed that Stan was just serving out his community service, but ever the opportunist he was just using it as a front. Stan quickly learns about some of the valuable resources around Gravity Falls. Things like the magical sugar canes, size changing crystals, and butterflies that carries a huge price in the magical black markets. Using his already established smuggling operation, Stan began transporting these and other contraband all over the world. Eventually becoming a notorious crime lord known only as the Big Leprechaun. In order to keep people from finding out where he was getting his money, Stan would often lie saying that he won the lottery or something to that effect.

Haley enrolled in Gravity Falls school, where she would end up having a rivalry with Pacifica. The two of them competing in almost everything from singing, to tennis, and even ballet. Haley would continue being the Western American Dragon for the next couple of years until her brother Jake graduated from High School.

After graduating, Jake was promoted to the rank of Dragon Master and assigned to mentoring the new Mexican Dragon. With Jake gone, Haley had to move back to New York to take her place as the one and only American Dragon.

FIN

Sneak Peek of possible upcoming stories

"Mabel, you got a package!" Mabel hurried down to see a small box with her name on it. Quickly ripping it open, she found a strange container. Then without warning, a holographic projection of Jack Union appeared.

"Mabel Pines, I regret to inform you that the Nameless Government Agency has been compromised. We need you to protect the package at any cost." Jack's image vanished upon completion of the message. Mabel opened the package to find a set of braces. Putting them on she was greeted by the holographic projection of MeBUL.

"Greetings I am the Braces 3.0 Mental Bio...oh it's you," MeBUL groaned.

"Hi MeBUL welcome back," Mabel smiled.

Meanwhile Dipper was walking aimlessly down the street wishing for something to happen. That's when he heard a strange voice calling him from some bushes. "Who's there?" he asked cautiously.

"It's just me," a nervous unicorn with a rainbow mane replied stepping out of the bushes.

"Robin! Robin Trottingham! What are you doing here?" Dipper demanded.

"Well you know I just happen to be in the area," Robin tiptoeing around the subject. Only to see that Dipper was getting impatient. "Alright I need your help!" Robin cried.

"My help? Why?" Dipper asked in confusion.

"Well, my last three candidates for the Dimension Vest hadn't really worked out." Robin recalling how they all met with grisly demises. "You're my last chance. If I don't present a suitable Doctor soon, I will lose my status as a Mentor!" Robin cried offering Dipper the Dimension Vest. Dipper gulped as he stared at the vest, tempted by it's promise of incredible power and endless adventure. However the idea of working for a unicorn is less than appealing.

A/N: Coming Soon to a Fanfic site near you. The return of Dr. DimensionVest and Agent Sweater Braces. Maybe. If I feel like writing this story. I only did this as fan service to my readers who were asking for the twins to get their powers back. So anyway, I hope you enjoyed this story as well as my current stories and whatever new stories I come up with.