The exaggerated and the downplayed: Goku and Naruto

I don't own dbz or naruto

Before I move into the actual fun stuff, I would like to say a number of idiots got pissed off at me dispute the fact I warned them that this is just a joke. One notible person was book lover reader, so I'll "joke" debunk him right now

For the last goddamn time THIS IS A JOKE.

Goku has never shown able to lift a million tons if were talking strictly arm strength then he could only barely lift 20 tons in base form and for those who say that was a gag get over yourself idiots it happened in the manga which is canon and the anime. For those of you who whine and yell saying look at when he lifted that massive red metal in episode 1 of super, sorry but that wasn't canon. In the manga which by the way the English version came first before any subbed episodes he was pulling not lifting. The first subbed episode aired July 5th, 2015 and the first chapter of the new manga in English on June 24, 2015, and the movie aired August 5, 2014. This means that the original writing occurred long before the anime showed up.

Idiot, toriyama CLEARLY stated goku could lift more than 40 tons, previously, I've proven goku can lift far beyond infinite tons in the previous chapters, it was a gag scene and the anime is canon because I said so (OK, seriously it is canon)

Toriyama has never said that Grand Kai's planet has 100000000000000000x Earth gravity because I have looked everywhere and there is no sign of it and guess what if you can't provide proof you are a liar. At least FTDS has always provided proof which is something you DBZtards never do other then blowing out your asses.

I've provided clear proof in the link in the previous chapter, ftds has never provided any proof for his chapter, goku is always stronger than naruto, you can whine b**** about it, but nothing changes the fact that narutards like you simply grabs facts straight out of your ass (I want to see the reaction of people looking at the link, it would be hilarious)

The IT can't be counted as speed you idiot because there is no speed about it, as well as the fact one needs concentration to use it so again can't be used as speed idiot.

The only idiot is you, all his abilities are multiplied many times in transformation, that would mean as a super saiyan, the ability becomes so powerful that he doesn't even need to concentrate to use it, effectively making IT like speed for him. Even then, goku is already faster than IT anyway.

Goku has never had infinite power if he did then why do so many fights we see him getting tired.

He was just pretending to be tired for fun, he also held back for fun too, read the damn manga idiot!

Goku never fell from space ever and Sorbet's ray gun was a common one Freeza said so.

(OK, talking legit now, goku fell from space in one of the dragon ball super episodes where he eventually lost to beerus, although he isn't falling from "space" he still was burning up, I know the gun was common for friezas soldiers)

Back to the joke,

Freaking retard, goku fell from space when he was a baby! The pod crashing to earth at that speed would put him at tens of thousands of Gs, even with padding inside of the craft! Also the gun WAS special! It was a PIS gun, it doesn't matter if it is the same as ordinary troops, it still has PIS and goku was only letting the laser hit him! (Lol, I'm kinda running out of ideas for the laser thing)

The rest is you being a worthless idiot and I don't need to talk anymore considering the fact I have broken you and exposed you as a liar and a hypocrite.

(Lol, the irony)

You are the worthless idiot who can't accept the fact naruto isn't who you believe him to be, I have just destroyed all your arguments, and proven you are just butthurt from getting blocked! You CLEARLY insulted my life with ONE small negative review! (Gasp! (I'm literally laughing right now, feel so….ftds-like)

You are just a worthless piece of garbage who lacks the ability to determine what is logical and not, please get your ass off the Internet and go back to worshipping naruto (sheesh that's a little harsh)

There I just debunked how pathetic the naruto worshiper "book lover reader" is.

(OK, I'm kinda pushing it, but what I'm saying is just a joke, in reality I don't hate you….that much….)

(On a serious note) By the way, I'm not a dbztard, I may support dbz, but dbz is not my favourite anime show, I like certain parts of naruto better than dbz (characters, abilities, etc) but comparing the two is simply unfair, because of FTDS, many dbz fans who are also Naruto fans start hating on the Naruto fanbase, which shouldn't have happened since both are great anime shows. This fighting should stop, there was even a brief period of peace earlier this year and late last year. I only update chapters when the opposition updates first, if ftds can at least say "in my opinion: blah,blah,blah" it would have easily settled down the giant flame war going on right now.

I'll move on now…

Next narutard

Narutothegodofall…oh boy…

"delete this review and I'll report you.

Your stupid goku is still nowhere near the power of naruto, naruto has abilities which you dbztards can never dream of, dbzverse only has 4 galaxies, meaning naruto can easily solo it since naruto could destroy an infinite amount of space in one shot. Ftds has proven that naruto can defeat omnipotent characters with his truth seeking balls, and naruto has shown to be able to casually defeat people who are on par with beyond omnipotent characters, goku is nothing. Go cry to your mommy ha!"

First, I deleted your review (lol, just like ftds does) so are you going to report me?

But before I did, I decided to debunk worthless narutards like you.

Goku has a huge list of abilities that makes naruto's abilities look like nothing!

Goku's abilities:

In addition to goku's normal abilities, after extensive research, I've found these other ones.

The better-than-you-attack: It literally makes goku better than anything you have, I don't give a crap about how your character is "unbeatable" goku automatically wins against him. this ability is available in all forms.

Super, ultra, mega giga- spirit bomb- a spirit bomb- where goku gathers energy from all over the omniverse, however due to goku's (I seriously can't be bother to go back to get that huge wall of text from the previous chapters) attack potency, he doesn't use this varient of the spirit bomb due to it not even coming close to goku's punching power.

Eat everything: Saiyans were said to be able to eat anything, all attacks from the enemy can be eaten.

Better than better-than-you-attack: goku literally doesn't have the ability to loose, this includes other beings who also don't have the ability to loose, I won't even talk about what happens if goku looses because it would never happen.

Time manipulation: goku can casually manipulate time, since he was unaffected by whis' time reversal, proving goku can also change time to fit his needs, he is far beyond any other time manipulators in fiction, usually uses this ability to eat food infinite times over and over again.

Other stuff manipulation: Basically the ability when the writer is too lazy to type down "reality warping" "plot manipulation" etc, it is basically the ability to manipulate blah,blah,blah no one cares.

Beyond the fourth wall: can casually kill the reader who is reading this, he can jump out of the screen and kill you, beware.

Ability copy: can instantly copy someone's techniques he doesn't need to look at it and it is more powerful than the original, it just used it to copy all of naruto's abilities, except the techniques are actually useful when he copies it.

Hax resistance: meanwhile his own ability can't be copied or absorbed, he also casually withstand truth seeking balls from Naruto(wanked) mind control also is useless, as well as all forms of reality warping.

You still don't believe goku can take on naruto, well lets look at naruto's abilities.

(I did this since people on vs battle wiki wanted to make a "Naruto (downplayed)" profile, but couldn't think of some techniques, so here is some)

Rasengan- a ball of spinning wind, useless but good as a fan.

Rasenshuriken- a ball of spinning wind with blades, tiny cell sized wind blades can't penetrate skin since they lack enough energy to do so, they also make good fans.

Shadow clones- clones which are effective…..in being useless as they can't do anything.

Sage mode- extra face paint, makes naruto strong enough to lift ABSOLUTELY NOTHING at full power.

Nine tails chakra mode- makes naruto yellow (but naruto is Asian, he was already yellow from the beginning) the chakra cloak makes naruto stronger than when in sage mode, allowing him to lift zero weight with high difficulty.

It also allows kishimoto to be sued due to copyright on the super Saiyans design.

Truth seeking balls- black balls which finds the truth. Useless in combat situations.

Non-sucking black holes: black holes which can't suck anything, making them harmless. Naruto's most powerful attack.

Six paths sage mode- makes naruto stronger than his nine tails chakra mode, allows him to lift zero weight with moderate-high difficulty. His also has his most powerful attack- a black hole which is harmless, doing zero damage.

Now you see who is superior narutards? There is a reason I delete your reviews. Also I just disproved that the truth seeking balls can do anything, since they can only seek the truth, which there is none in your review. Making them useless.

Asspull: lazy writing where abilities just come out of thin air. However, looking from above, asspull abilities seem to be useless, so it is likely asspull is granting naruto more abilities to do nothing.

Next reviewer:

"you know, you could be a little nicer to people you just debunked a paragraph ago…"

WOW! YOU CRITICIZED ME! HOW RUDE, YOU MUST BE A NARUTARD SINCE YOU HAVE ONE NEGATIVE POINT ABOUT ME. I'm going to delete your review, block you, and report you at the same time. (Lol. Just like ftds.)

Here is a list of people KID goku can beat. In addition to who is already listed on the main jokes battle wiki (I really support that site)

Ywach (wanked) goku can easily destroy him.

Naruto(wanked) vaporized him without even touching him

Bruce Lee (self explanatory)

Teh docturr (wibbly wobbly timey wimey is still no match)

Screw attackssuperman

Everyone that exists on the internet, reality and fiction.

(Yes I'm taking a shot at other online characters, just because...yolo)

One shot:

"OK kids, time for your daily naruto flavoured cu… I mean milk!" said the teacher. All the kids rushed to her, trying desperately to reach for the white….fluids…(yuck, how do narutards live of that?)

"Hey…I don't think you should drink that…" said the one logical kid in the class.

"that's not milk, its fluids from naruto's daily "activities" it won't taste nice…" the kid explained, only for the other kids to yell at him.

"You are such a traitor! You are just an idiot who can't accept the fact that the naruto brand milk is better!" The narutard kid screamed.

"that's not true, the goku brand milk contains various nutrients and healthy stuff, I got a list of ingredients and manufacturing papers from reliable companies to prove this" the logical kid said, funding over the proof.

"That's fake! You never ever provided proof your milk was better! (Lol, even if he just handed it over to them) the naruto milk is better, look it comes from dragon slayer corps, the book lover reader company and the narutothegodofall company. They are ssssuuuupppeerrr reliable" the other kids shouted.

"have a look at this, the "anime company" had give rating to each lower level companies, including the three you listed, all were rated with a zero star. The dragon slayer corp was found to have misleading advertisements, with it blocking out negative reviews so it appears everyone is praising it."

"the book lover reader company was found to take small jokes too seriously, with tiny banter causing the company to send a huge blast of negative reviews to any company that dares try touch it and its related company. It is shown the company blindly follows the example of the dragon slayer corp. The company was also shown reporting signs of illiteracy as they can't seem to read carefully, only pin pointing certain details, they also try to bend the world to their will, stating other companies show no reliable results despite hundreds available"

"And the narutothegodofall company was reported saying that their naruto flavoured "milk" was better than anything else in the whole world, believing their milk to have healing properties, immortality, and God like powers, all three of these companies were given a zero star rating.

"their milk still tastes good!" the little narutards screamed.

"Who said it was milk? I'm pretty sure its….oh….I see…. Well, it doesn't matter what it is, you narutards would follow your company blindly.

The end.

Sorry for taking too long… I was kinda out of ideas, well I hope you find this chapter funny.

I also sent my main writing device for warranty since the screen had some problems, I'm using my phone right now, so typos are going to be common. Doesn't hinder my upload times though.

Please leave nice reviews and don't flame! Good night/day make one negative review and I'll block you (jokes).