We Febreezed It

So, here's a random crackfic. That's literally the only thing I'll be writing since I can't get onto the good laptop until AFTER some really important test that I take. I tend to do well on tests, anyway (I wish I could say the same thing for homework), so it should be fine.

This is in the actual SnK universe. Inspired by a random Tumblr post I saw.

Eren was sitting on a chair. His legs dangled freely; they couldn't reach the ground. He was also blindfolded, but he could see a faint light from behind the piece of cloth. And… the delicious scent of wildflowers tickled his senses. "Where- where am I?" He tried to get up, but a firm grip on his shoulder kept him in the chair.

"Where do you think you are?" It was Captain Levi.

Eren took a deep breath. It smelled just like the place in which he and Mikasa used to gather wood. "Are… Are we in a field?"

"I don't know. Are we?"

"I- Uh… It smells like one, at least." Eren shifted under the weight of the Corporal's hand. "Can you untie the blindfold? What am I doing here?"

"I'll tell you once you answer the question. Say it as though you mean it," was the only response he received.

"Yes, Captain, we're in a field. May I go now?"

"Mmm."

The pressure on his shoulder disappeared and he could feel Humanity's Strongest untying the cloth around his head. It fell away to reveal…

A field of bodies. Eren's eyes widened. "What-"

Levi glanced at the Titan-shifter. "Any questions?"

The brunet was quiet, before asking: "What did you do? Why does it smell so good- Why doesn't it seem like a field of bodies?"

"We Febreezed it."

Oops.

My, uh, hand slipped. Reviews, please?

By the way, I was laughing so hard the whole time I made the cover photo omg