A long over due part two to this fic
Only a few weeks have passed when Percy sees a very promising crowd of demigods once again crowded around a sign posted to the wall. Percy grins. This one looks much longer.
41) *
42) STOP. ADDING. THINGS. TO. THIS. LIST
43) Thanks to Nico di Angelo and Will Solace, not only are two campers of the opposite sex not allowed in a cabin unattended, but now neither are campers of the opposite sex
44) Don't ask about the above law
45) In fact, don't ask about any of the rules
46) Will and Nico are not to lock themselves in the cupboard to see if hot, steamy gay sex occurs
47) Whoever programmed the Hades cabin to play "Spooky Scary Skeletons" whenever Nico goes through the door; however hilarious, you have coming whatever Nico does to you
48) Just don't piss off Nico
49) Children of Zeus are now not allowed around ANY electrical appliances
50) The next time the Aphrodite children give Mr D a make over in his sleep, they will be punished
51) Whoever is going around licking people at midnight needs to stop
52) Seriously, how did you get past the cleaning harpies?
53) There are to be no more window smashing contests
54) Put the hot pockets back. Now
55) And all the pizza rolls
56) STOP PAINTING ALL THE CAMP BUILDINGS NEON PINK
57) When we find the owner of the neon pink spray paint...
58) The next time the Aphrodite Campers give the Pegasuses My Little Pony make overs, they will be thrown to the harpies
59) Just stop giving things make overs
60) Campers need to stop prank calling Olympus
61) Ares does not have a refrigerator and it is not running
62) Sporks are not an appropriate weapon against monsters
63) When I find who put Chiron in the Pound...
64) Very funny. But get your chickens out of my shower
65) Chickens aren't even allowed here
66) No dropping water balloons off the Empire State Building
67) THE NERF WARS STOP NOW
68) Travis stole is not allowed Nutella
69) Just...don't ask
70) Connor is no longer allowed poptarts
71) Don't ask about that either
72) After the incident, no one is allowed to ask who the best Avenger is
73) Don't try it
74) Don't even think about it
75) Stop starting your own fake religions just to get out of chores
76) "Washing dishes is against my religion" is no longer a valid argument
77) Don't ask Chiron what happened in the strawberry fields
78) Just don't
80) Doors are locked for a reason
81) Campers are not to refer to Mr D as "Captain tight pants"
82) Nor are they to use "But they do it in Camp Jupiter" as an excuse for their behavior
83) Any idea the Stoll twins have is a bad idea, no matter how funny you may think it is
84) None of the gods can take you to Hogwarts, Panem, or to Narnia
85) Stop asking
86) Why you would even want to go to Panem is beyond me
87) Stop throwing wrenches at other demigods and calling it monster training
88) You cannot declare quests to go find Waldo
89) Or find out where in the world Carmen Sandiago is
89) Stop telling campers to lick things for scientific purposes
90) No campers are allowed to ask Chiron what his hair care products are
91) Stop screaming "Omg my OTP" everytime Will and Nico do something
92) Stop calling them Solangelo
93) PLEASE*
Percy finishes reading the rules and turns to ask Nico why he and Will aren't allowed in a cabin alone anymore. Nico very quickly shadow travels away
*41, a rule that Annabeth added last time, has been crossed out so many times that it's rendered undecipherable
*93, this rule is written in what looks suspiciously like Nico's handwriting