Hawaiian Surprises

Day three was finally coming for Cortex. Cortex woke up and then got changed. Cortex was feeling energized as he finished up his breakfast. He walked to the beach again to see what he would do for the day. Cortex saw a little booth for sailboat riding.

Cortex: I'll probably try that now!

Cortex walked towards the booth and then rented a sailboat.

Cortex: Hmm. I might need an instructor. Could I have one please?

Booth Bandicoot: Oh sure. But it will cost twenty more dollars.

Cortex: (Taking out some more money) Fair enough.

10 MINUTES LATER

Cortex was by the docks waiting for the instructor to come. He finally saw the instructor who was a male bandicoot. And it was apparently a kid.

Cortex: You're the instructor?

Instructor: Yes.

Cortex looked at the sailboat but the controls looked pretty easy to use.

Cortex: Actually, never mind. I'll just use the sailboat myself!

Instructor: Okay short man. But if you wipe out in the water, you'll have to pay fifty plus.

Cortex: Fifty what?

Instructor: Fifty dollars!

Cortex: And what's the plus?

Instructor: The plus is that I will laugh and taunt and you while you swim back to shore.

Cortex: Oh there won't be any time for that soon!

Instructor: Suit yourself!

Then Cortex boarded the sailboat and the kid walked towards the edge and untied to rope. After that Cortex sailed away in the deep blue sea. It seemed pretty endless to him.

Cortex: (Closing his eyes) Ah! Now this is what I call paradise!

AT CORTEX CASTLE

Nina walked around and just kept on waiting.

Nina: I just don't know what to do next!

Just then Rafael walked in.

Rafael: Well Nina. DO YOU HAVE A PLAN YET?! I'M GETTING TIRED WITH ALL THIS TENSION!

Nina: Easy Rafael! Sorry I couldn't think of a plan yet for Crash.

Rafael: Well beats me! I'm going to go get my punching glove!

Nina: Punching glove?

Rafael: Oh yeah. Brio had invented this glove that will have the power to have unlimited power on my arm!

Nina: (Gulp)

Rafael: What are you gulping about? This is great! You just watch me beat Crash up!

And with that, he left for Wumpa.

Nina: I can't believe it. Crash is going to get beaten up!

Nina hesitated for a moment:

Nina: Still, Crash is better off anyway!

AT CRASH'S HOUSE

Crash spent all of his money on another ice cream of two scoops of lightly lemon and one scoop of blueberry bonanza. Crash was walking home and was really now enjoying the smell from the kitchen. The dessert Coco was making was bringing tension at him.

Crash: It is getting to smell good each time!

Crash was finished up with his ice cream when he heard a voice behind him.

Rafael: Hey Crash! I bet you can't box!

Crash turned around and saw Rafael in a boxing stance.

Crash: Really? That's the best you can do?

Rafael: Oh sure!

Crash jump kicked Rafael but he ducked and uppercut Crash.

Crash: OOF!

Rafael started punching Crash with rapid speed. Crash saw Rafael about to land a devastating haymaker on him when Crash jumped away. Crash tried to spin kick Rafael three sixty degrees but he ducked again and tackled Crash. They were sent rolling and rolling until they were stopped at the very edge of Wumpa falls. Crash touched his mouth again but when he looked down, luckily there was no blood.

Crash's Mind: I got it!

Crash performed a fake jump kick and when Rafael ducked, Crash kicked downward at Rafael.

Rafael: WHOA!

Rafael fell backward but then punched Crash. Crash stumbled back but when Rafael was running towards him, Rafael tripped and Crash used both of his legs to flip him over him. Rafael was sent flying until he landed in the warm water. Rafael staggered back up but was met by a kick again from Crash. Rafael propelled forward and rolled once. Rafael looked behind him and then Crash landed a double roundhouse kick on him. Rafael twisted backward and jumped down. Crash looked at him and then turned around towards his home. Rafael crawled silently away.

AT HAWAII

The wind smelled sweeter every time Cortex keeps going further into the sea. But then Cortex felt a tilt on the boat.

Cortex: Wonder what's happening!

The boat was actually dipping in the deep blue sea on the right. Cortex frantically looked for anything that could help him stay afloat. Cortex wondered if he piled some items to the left, the boat would tilt back to normal. Cortex saw very little items around him and he could feel the boat rising into the air now.

Cortex: WHOAAA!

Cortex fell backward and slided across the deck. He crashed into the back of the boat and was splashed into the water. The sailboat was flipped on its side now and there was not much of it left.

1 HOUR LATER

Cortex finally stumbled on the shorelines of an unknown island. He saw a large stick and then grabbed it. He began walking over the hidden trees and bushes with the stick hoping to find some people and bandicoots. He walked over a small sandy hill and saw thankfully three bandicoots catching some fish with homemade nets. They weren't fishing; they were catching it with the nets. Cortex watched them carefully until one of them caught sight of him. Cortex was embarrassed. But then he learned something from Kai before he left. Kai taught him this sign language about "stay cool". Cortex thought of that and then tried it out. The bandicoot who was watching Cortex headed towards him and then standed face to face with him. He introduced himself and said his name was Aja.

Aja: What brings you here on this island?

Cortex: Well, I got lost on a sailboat so I wanted to know if there is a way of going back.

Aja: Okay follow me.

Aja took Cortex through a little mini jungle and there, he saw a beach hut with an open patio at the doorway. There were at least eight other bandicoots there.

Aja: Welcome to my home. You could go use the telephone inside.

Cortex: Thanks.

Cortex walked in the hut and then called up Nina.

AT CORTEX CASTLE

Nina heard the telephone rang and she answered it.

Nina: Hello?

Cortex: Hello Niece!

Nina: Hi uncle.

Cortex: Look, I'm stuck on this island over here in Hawaii. I want you to go get the blimp and come pick me up.

Nina: Sure thing. The blimp was just about fixed anyway.

Cortex: Good. Now go pick me up!

Nina: Got it!

Nina hanged up and then rushed to get Cortex's blimp.

AT HAWAII

Cortex was having a little tour of the campsite he was at. There was music and great smells everywhere. He saw some ships coming towards in embankment towards the shorelines.

Cortex: What are those ships?

Aja: No way! Those are enemy ships!

The rest of the bandicoots heard this and then took out some coconuts and large big wood planks. They also took out large sticks.

Cortex: What are they doing?

Aja: Those bandicoots are going to put a coconut on the plank and whack it with another stick.

Cortex: Ah.

The ships weren't seeing the bandicoots. The two other bandicoots that were with Aja and were going finishing returned with a basket of more coconuts. The bandicoots whacked as many coconuts as they can. Twelve of them smashed through the ship's windows. The captain of the ships which were four of them immediately fired the cannons. The cannons were soaring towards the shorelines. The bandicoots ducked under the planks and then whacked some more. The ships were getting close to the shoreline but then Cortex saw a tree next to the beach. Cortex ran towards it and then chopped it down with a wooden axe he found in Aja's hut. The tree fell down and sunk a ship.

Captain: WHAT?! I did not know they had one more reinforcement!

Cortex saw a bandicoot come out of a ship and then took out a poison pipe and aimed it at Cortex.

Cortex: That's the wrong choice imbecile!

Cortex threw a stone at the bandicoot and it hit him in the forehead.

Bandicoot: OOF!

The bandicoot stumbled back into the ship's doorway and then knocked himself into a fishing bucket. The bucket fell over and slammed the controls to turn around. The ship turned around and slammed into another ship. They both sank into the sea. Now only the captain's ship was left.

The ship already arrived onto shore and the eleven bandicoots including Aja stood there armed with heavy wooden planks.

Captain: (Laughing) what a foolish way for a weapon in combat!

The Captain then ordered out four bandicoots and told them to kill the eleven bandicoots. Just then they saw a blimp in the sky. It was Cortex's own blimp! Only Nina was in it though and she spoke into the loudspeaker.

Nina: I want you all to surrender now!

Captain: What a fool! You think we should obey what a kid says?

Cortex: She is my niece fool! (Smacked the Captain in the face)

Captain: You little-

Cortex landed three punches on the Captain and then started "spinning" towards him. He landed ten rapid punches in the process knocking the Captain over and rolling backward one time.

Nina took out her freeze ray and aimed it at all the ship bandicoots. She shooted and then all the ship bandicoots started to form a cryogenic freeze form in them. Within a matter of seconds all the ship bandicoots froze.

Nina: I thought you would need to cool off about attacking!

Cortex tackled the Captain to the ground and then punched him in the side of his head over and over again. Two Hawaiian bandicoots rushed inside the ship and ripped out its controls. The ship started to blow up but they jumped out just in time.

Captain: NOO!

The Captain finally punched Cortex in the face and then sprang up with a judo ninety degree roundhouse kick. Cortex stumbled back and landed in the sand. Aja then somehow appeared behind the Captain and whacked him in the back of the head hard with a wooden plank. The Captain fell forward and lay still.

Aja: Well that settles it!

Cortex: So he will be put to jail?

Aja: I reckon he will!

Cortex: Well. Thanks for saving me!

Aja: No. Thank you! We were just about to have our bonfire feast. Care to join us?

Cortex: My pleasure.

Aja: And that niece of yours, Nina. Would you like to join to?

Nina: (Landing the blimp) I'd be glad too!

And so, Aja, Cortex, Nina, and the rest of the bandicoots had a fun bonfire feast including music, dancing, and games.

AT CRASH'S HOUSE

After dinner at Crash's house, Crash and Crunch were feeling excited to see the special dessert Coco was preparing.

Coco: Okay, I'll go get the dessert!

Coco walked inside the kitchen and then carried out a large cake that had a beach with blue icing, green icing, yellow icing, and brown icing.

Crunch: Whoa that's some dessert!

Coco: Yup. I guess we all can't go to Hawaii right now so I tried to make a cake to make up for it.

Crash: Aw that's great sis!

Coco: Yeah.

Crash: Well, what are we waiting for?

Crunch: Come and get it!

With that, Crash, Coco, and Crunch started cutting the best slice of the cake for themselves.

AT CORTEX CASTLE

It was night time now at Cortex Castle. Nina and Cortex finally arrived back and was walking through the front door.

Nina: Well that was a good exciting trip!

Cortex: I know!

Just then Tiny Tiger ran in.

Tiny: Tiny wants to know about Nina's visit to Hawaii!

Nina: Sure thing Tiny!

Just then also, Rafael walked in.

Rafael: Ow! That was a brutal fight!

Cortex: What happened Rafael?

Rafael: You see, I tried to defeat Crash with my punching glove but it hasn't worked yet!

Cortex: SAY WHAT?!

Rafael: But, maybe you could think of another plan!

Cortex: I DON'T HAVE ANOTHER PLAN!

With that Cortex started to storm out of the room in a huff.

Nina: But Cortex! Haven't you learned in Hawaii?

Cortex: (Hesitating) Oh yeah aloha!

And with that, Cortex left the room.

Tiny: So are you going to tell?

Nina: Geez. Cortex is back to normal again! And yes Tiny. I'll go tell you!

Tiny: Yay!

And so Nina began the story of beginning about Cortex's high blood pressure problem.

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