AN/: Okay first off, let me get on to what this story is about. By now, you guys should know that I am all about bringing something different to the table, so this story shouldn't come as a surprise to any of you.

Inspiration? Well I was reading a couple of Naruto and Jashin fics, and saw that there really aren't that many stories of a female Jashin per say, It is then that I decided to jump at the opportunity to somehow present this to you guys as a way of relieving the frustration of not finding anything different these days(unlike some people out there who leave their stories stranded for who knows what reason) just saying.

The harem is still to be decided, but there will be no incest of any sort so far.

Bashing?...HELL YEAH! The eternal bashing of Sasgay and Whoruno is back(maybe some Jiraya in there too)! HAHAAAA!(Cackles darkly)

Is Naruto godlike?...Do you have to ask? HELL TO THE MOTHERFU**ING YEAH!

Considering that I am a person who constantly fails to remember the direct personalities of some characters, expect a little OOC from some of the characters but not all of them.

Crossovers?...Not really sure on that one, but I think Touka from Tokyo Ghoul could be apart of the harem along with someone from Highschool DxD. It won't be a really big harem, but a harem none the less.

As for Elements, I won't mention any, as I want to see how far my mind will travel with this fic.

So anyways, I hope you guys enjoy this story and please be a good person and just share whatever thoughts you have right there at the review box. I'm really serious about what I said in the last fic I put up. Because of the lack of reviews it got in just under three weeks, it will be left alone as that was a test to see if I could take the challenge myself.

So anyway, here is the short and brief prologue. I promise to update the next chapter as soon as possible, but after that, it's totally up to you guys if you want more of this story or not. I'm not gonna put any effort into something you guys don't want at all like the last fic I did.

Opening Theme Song: abingdon boys school - HOWLING

Konohagakure No Sato: Forest Death

"(Sigh)...great...Juuuuust freaking great! THANK YOU CREEPY SNAKE GRASS LADY!...How in the fuck am I gonna get the hell out of here?...speaking of which- WHERE IN THE HELL AM I?!".

Here we find one Naruto Uzumaki dressed in his horrible jumpsuit with blue shinobi sandals and a blue Konoha headband tied around his forehead, standing in the middle of what appears to be the very bottom of a 'pit' of some sort. When Naruto was pushed aside by the enemy that separated him from his annoying and soon-to-be-possibly-dead teammates, he fell into a whole that is just about the size of one big boned Akamichi genin. Naruto was still conscious right after falling, as his ninja pouch(or possibly some sort of mysterious force) broke his fall.

Naruto Uzumaki hasn't been living a very prosperous life for himself, as bad luck would always seem to take away any chance of happiness and success for him. For the young blond Uzumaki, life hasn't been as sweet as he though it would be. At the early age of 7, Naruto entered the Shinobi Academy with the help of the sandaime Hokage Hiruzen Sarutobi believing that life as a ninja would save him from the horrible childhood he was forced to live due to 'some things' he was born with.

However, things didn't go as he planned them to. He failed the Academy three times because of some of the teachers making sure he never did pass by rigging the tests, lowering his grades and out-right neglecting him at any chance they would get. He just managed to pass on the very same day he failed for the third time because of stopping the now deceased rogue chunin Mizuki who tried to steal the forbidden Jutsu scroll for who knows what reason. The third hokage along with Iruka decided to pass him as a reward for retrieving the scroll, and again, Naruto believed that it would be smooth sailing from there.

…..Unfortunately, that wasn't the case.

It seems Lady Luck or whatever God there is out there just wasn't on his side as Naruto was dealt with bad luck again.

His genin team consisted of a stupid, idiotic, talentless & worthless fangirl who only passed due to being able to do one of the three required Ninjutsu techniques and book smarts, and a revenged driven arrogant avenger who just so happens to be the last Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha.

Naruto's teammates were anything BUT teammates. Sasuke was always the person demanding things from the poor jounin Sensei they had, and always got what he wanted, courtesy of the idiotic civilian council and the Konohagakure elders.

Saskura Haruno was, for short, dead weight on the team. Naruto was always the one to save her from danger because Sakura would either- 1. be too damn shit scared of the situation she would get in – 2. have no fucking skill of any sort to help her survive – or the worse which is 3. Wait patiently for her night and shining armor 'Sasuke-kun' to save her, which Sasuke wouldn't even bother to do or think of.

It's not like Naruto wanted anything or a 'thank you' from the stupid pink haired screeching banshee, but every time he saves her life from who knows what she would get herself into, he gets nothing but insults from her and her constant trying of punching him upside the head for 'Being a big Baka and Never ever help her when Sasuke-kun should'.

Naruto wasn't by all means affected by this, but it was getting annoying every single time they went on a mission, or out for training which mind you was always one-sided. The Jounin sensei was the only person Naruto enjoyed being around. Kakashi Hatake had long explained to Naruto that this team was already doomed the minute it was made.

Kakashi was being blackmailed by the civilian council to train Sasuke Uchiha and leave Naruto alone as a means to flatten any chance of becoming stronger. Of course, Kakashi did manage to train Naruto on the weekends through the use of shadow clones, and even helped him to be able to use a small amount of the chakra of Naruto's 'tenant'.

All in all, Naruto's ninja career wasn't has joyful as he thought it would be. With the Chunin exams, Naruto believed that the third time could possibly go his way as once he becomes a chunin, he would finally be rid of the Duck-butt-haired Avenger and Delusional fangirl...but here he is once again at the hands of bad luck trapped in some deep whole with God-knows-what with no way out.

"(Shakes head sideways negatively) Am I really not meant for anything good in life? I keep trying to have faith that everything will go good for me but...nothing ever seems to work. The sandaime was just trying to make me feel good about myself, wasn't he?...(sigh) You know what?...I think this is the last time I every think of believing in good luck. Maybe I'll just live with what bad luck has given me, and just live in this nice...empty...dark and mysterious hole I fell in- great, now I'm talking to myself...".

Just as Naruto was about to sit down in a meditation position and meditate to calm himself. A golden light flash behind him, and his senses picked up a gigantic chakra source just behind him. Naruto quickly took out a kunai, and held it to protect himself as he turned around, and almost dropped the kunai at was he saw.

In front of him is a gigantic ancient temple visible from the gold Indian writings on it's wall, and it's doors are as large as the gates of Konoha, leading Naruto to believe that they are pearly doors. However, that wasn't the only thing that picked the Kyuubi Jinchuriki's interests or shock, as right in front of the huge doors is a glass box, or a casket from Naruto's view, holding some sort of human being inside as this box was just floating in mid air on it's own.

"What the hell is going on here? What is this place?" was what Naruto said a he took another minute to take a look at the humongous temple and glass box that is right in front of him.

Naruto took a few steps forward, then stopped when he reached the floating glass box.

Inside the box lays a humanoid figure that appears to be a girl with long grey hair going past her buttox reaching to her knees and has white wolf-like ears at the top of her head, and her height oddly appears to be the same as Naruto's in estimation. She is wearing no clothing at all, leaving her body completely exposed for Naruto to see as her arms are crossed together over her chest and her eyes are closed with a chest rising and falling every two seconds.

Naruto blushed deeply at this, and couldn't help himself but be marveled at the sheer beauty of the grey haired girl resting inside the glass box(AN/: Think of the girl in the cover of this fic). From the corner of his eyes, Naruto looked up to the huge doors of the temple, and saw a stone tablet resting on the very floor. He slowly walked around the glass box as to not disturb it's levitation and the girl sleeping inside it, then reached the small stone table and picked up...

"This temple belongs to the former Otsutsuki Princess who is now the Queen of the Otsutsuki clan. The Rabbit Goddess Kaguya Otsutsuki. This temple is her tomb and final resting place, and only her best chosen descendant can enter this temple...Wow...Could that girl be Kaguya Otsutsuki?" said Naruto as he turned around to look at the naked girl sleeping inside the glass box.

He placed the stone tablet down, then walked up to the floating box as he tried to look for a way to open it. He saw hinges on the other side of the box, then pulled the lid up slowly as to not cause a disturbance. Once that was done, Naruto once again stared at the sleeping form of the magnificent naked grey haired girl before him, and without thinking, his right hand moved to her face and caressed her right cheek slowly with his thumb rubbing against the girls dry lips...

"Her skin...it's so soft, but cold at the same time...She's so- OW!".

Naruto screamed in pain, and looked down to see his thumb had been bitten, and something was sucking the blood out him fast! He looked to see it was the girl as her eye lids opened to reveal gorgeous pupil-less red orbs that stared at him in...Happiness and fear?

Before Naruto could say anything, he felt himself loose consciousness, and fell on his back with his eyes closing...

A few Hours Later

"Ugh...what just happened to me?...God I feel like crap!...(grunts)" said Naruto as he slowly opened his eye lids. His vision wasn't the same as it was before, as Naruto could now see strange blue lines floating every where with his sense of smell being 10 fold and his hearing has now increased completely. He quickly sat up to see where he was, and his eyes fell on the grey haired girl who was standing before him still naked as the day she was born with her hands on her hips giving Naruto a calm look as her eyes show mischief, smirking at Naruto as she said(AN/: Think of the voice of Jill Valentine From Resident Evil)...

"Glad to see you've finally recovered, Naruto-sa- (PUNCH TO THE MOUTH!)

Naruto interrupted her, and quickly got up his feet and threw a right hook to her mouth causing the girl to fall to her side by the force of the punch. Naruto quickly looked around for a weapon, and saw his kunai on the floor then grabbed it quickly. He quickly sat on the girl's stomach and held the kunai at her neck and said with a glare "Who are you and what have you done to me?!"

Before the girl would answer, she closed her eyes shut and moaned at the pain of loosing a tooth, and pull it out using her right hand. She opened her eye lids showing those mischief pupiless red orbs and smirked at Naruto again with a mouth full of blood and replied...

"Ano, I would tell you my name, Demo, by the way you are holding that Kunai, I could loose my vocal cords at any second now which I really don't mind but it would be total drag none the less...Please...(smiles) Let me up and I'll tell you everything you wanna know and so on. I promise I won't hurt you, as I mean no harm to my 'master'(giggles)".

Confused at the expression on her face and her happy mood, Naruto was hesitant at first, but stood up slowly allowing the girl to get back up on her small bare feet. Naruto could now see other things among the both of them, which are plastic bags of filled with blood and glass containers filled with blood while others had different sorts of ink inside. His attention went back to the girl who was now standing on her feet and said to Naruto...

"Before I say anything, I first need to know what year it is". Naruto raised an eye brow at this, but none the less replied "2016. Why do you ask?".

"My name...is Jashin. Jashin Otsutsuki. First born child of the Queen of the Otsutsuki clan and the late Kami, the founder of the Otsutsuki clan and former Matriarch of the Otsutsuki clan. I go by many monikers but my current one is the Goddess of Blood and Destruction. As to why I ask you what year it is, I need to know just how long have I been I asleep, which is actuallyyyyyy~~~~~ a thousand years, I think? Not really sure, but I think so(thinking pose with index finger tapping chin)".

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Naruto was frozen in shock with his eyes slowly widening into white dinner plates, then spoke again to the short little girl in front of him identifying herself as Jashin...

"J-Jashin...as in Jashin? The God who grants his followers immortality in exchange for killing people?...THAT JASHIN?!". The girl eye-smiled and replied "Yep! Although, it seems that my secret of being a girl is now revealed(shrugs) Oh well!".

"Matte(wait a minute)...You didn't want anyone to know you're a girl? Why- You know what? I don't wanna know. Look, Jashin-sama, I'm sorry for punching you like that. It's just-

"You don't have to tell me, Naruto-sama. I pretty much know everything about you. I got a glimpse of your entire past from the taste of your blood...And your blood tastes soooooooo...(tongue makes a clicking noise)...goooood!(closes eyes for a second and moans sensually)...Anyway, as to what happened to you, I first need to tell you a little more about me, my clan's origins and my parents. Would you like to listen?"

Naruto hesitantly nodded, and followed Jashin up to the doors of the temple that slowly opened on their own. At first, there was no light, but candles were lit by Jashin's snap of her fingers, giving Naruto a clear view of a black tiled floor with white walls and in front of him is a large portrait of a 5'4 ft. tall woman in possession of very delicate facial features as she has extremely long sweeping white hair that touches the ground and the most noticeable thing about her appearance were the two horn-like protrusions which stuck out from her head.

She possesses eyes that were similar if not exactly the pale Byakugan eyes and a third eye on the center of her forehead with it's eyelids parting vertically. Her eyebrows are cut very short and she has a dark shade of lipstick on her lips and a dark shade of nail polish on her long fingernails. For clothes she has the traditional high-collared hime-kimono which was adorned with intricate lines and tomoe running down the center and edges of the gown, and wore very flat shoes.

Jashin turned around to look at Naruto and said to him "The woman in the portrait is my mother. If you read the stone tablet outside, you should know that she is the current Head of my clan after my dead pasted away. I would take us up to her room, but you aren't allowed up there YET!...".

Naruto looked to his left and spotted a red leather chair. Jashin saw what he was looking at, and quickly grabbed the chair for him and motioned him to sit. Naruto sat down on the chair, but was confused at Jashin not getting herself a chair too...

"Aren't you going to get yourself a chair too?"

"Nah! I've been laying on my back for a thousand years. If I try and sit on anything again, my legs could turn into dust. Now then, as I said before, in order for me to tell you why you see, hear, smell and feel different, you first need more answers as to who I really am, where I come from and why I was sleeping in that old glass container along with who my parents are.

Firstly, If people have told you that things like Gods and Goddesses do exist, you should know that they really do. However, these deities all come from one family or should I say one clan which is the Otsutsuki clan, but aren't the same as some of us vary as different species and beings- but that's a whole other explanation for another time, Naruto-sama. Our clan was born on a far away galaxy from this one and we left our home on a mission to create life and find more power to become the strongest race in the entire cosmos.

Some of us went to different galaxies while some others went to alternate galaxies similar to this one, but my mother and a few others came to this specific galaxy. My father, at the time of his life living among us, had sent us all out to different places to either inhabit, conquer or destroy, and I was the person he first sent to this planet before my mother and her fleet had arrived. My mission was to plant a tree of life that would help this planet be able to create separate species, land and other assortments of life, but most importantly, this tree would be able to grow a fruit that bares what humanity calls today chakra-

"Matte...are you telling me that chakra came from-...it came from Aliens? That's...that actually isn't as strange as it sounds".

"(Smirk) Humanity has always wondered where such a gift and a curse like chakra originated from. Of course the people during THAT time knew about the holy tree's fruit, but mankind was't even created when I was still planting and nurturing the Holy tree from my own blood that corrupted the seven seas of the world.

Anyway, after two thousand years of Human life being inhabited and Heaven and Hell being created, my father finally decided to send my mother along with her personal fleet to this world, and his last dying wish was for my mother to rule both this world, and the Heavens as I would take up the underworld and the Nine rings of Hell.

At that time, humanity was faced with a war that nearly tore the world apart as bloodshed was the only thing that painted this world when my mother arrived, thanks to me of course. When the Holy tree finally grew a single fruit since it's creation, my mother ate the fruit whole, and became the first being to have chakra. With that power, she was able to stop the many wars that over ran the world and placed order onto the world. An order where everyone would acknowledge her as God and bow to her whether they wanted to or not".

Jashin kept quit for a moment as she licked the dryness off her lips, then continued...

"Some time later, my mother became pregnant with two boys. One was named Hamura Otsutsuki while the other was named Hagoromo Otsutsuki. During that time she raised the two boys, my mother kept me hidden from them as she wanted them to believe they were special and the only last existing Otsutsuki males in existence".

"Demo, why would she do that?" said Naruto as he gained a look of question. Jashin shrugged and replied "Fuck If I know! The woman practically took me into a her pocket dimension and I never came out again during the time those two were around. By the way, aren't you in the middle of a test right now?"

"Jashin-sama...I would rather be here then up there right now. I don't really care if I fail this test as I already know I would considering what is or what has happened to my 'teammates' will be pinned on me. So please, continue your explanation. I have all the time in the world right now". Jashin caught a glimpse of sadness and disappointment written all over Naruto's face for a spit second, and frowned as images of the blonde Uzumaki's past came flashing to her...

"Alright" said Jashin with a sigh "So anyway, these two boys were raised to live up to what my mother wanted them to be. I don't know about Hamura considering she never got the chance to tell him his destiny, but with Hagoromo, she prophesied that he will be a great sage that will become the world's greatest warrior and protect humanity from anyone who tries to disturb it's peace. Unfortunately, my mother...(sigh) she began to get really sick. Not in the sense of an illness, but in the sense of her mind state as the Holy Tree's conscious was slowly becoming more and more corrupted each passing moment as both Hamura and Hagoromo got stronger.

In my theory, I believe that the Holy Tree did not want anyone besides me and my mother to have it's chakra, and became angered when it saw Hamura and Hagoromo grow stronger and stronger with it's power. It was only a matter of time before my mother and the holy tree combined would form that fucking monstrosity known as the Ten tails. Before that happened, my mother, with the last inch of sense she had, pull me out of her pocket dimension and told me that I am the only true child she wanted to keep her true power and belongings, then she placed me into that glass container as a way to keep me safe from Hamura & Hagoromo along with their descendants and other Otsutsuki clan members, and sent both of our personal avatars to claim our thrones in Heaven and Hell.

She knew very well that I was a person who needed someone's guidance and care since my father passed away leaving me to her, so she decided to make a command on the glass container that whoever will open it, will become my husband and sole Master- woman or man!(eye smiles)".

"...". Naruto said nothing as he tried his very best to process everything Jashin has told him. After a couple of minutes, the blonde Uzumaki looked up to Jashin and said to her...

"So...let me get this straight. You're mother is the reason why you were locked up in that box, and she wanted the person who found you to take care of you and love you as she and your father did. Am I right?".

"(Nods) Hai, Naruto-sama".

With a sigh, Naruto looked into Jashin's red pupil-less eyes to see if anything she had told him was a lie(added to the ability of reading a person's emotions), and saw she was being completely honest to the core about every single word she said...

'(sigh) First I am born with this stupid Lousy nine tailed fox that is partially the reason for my horrible childhood, then I some how never get what I want or never get what I simply wish for in my life, added with my stupid Genin team, the idiotic council, the elders and some old bastard trying his very best to turn me into an emotionless jinchuriki...and NOOOOOOW I get the Gods dropping this on me...(sigh) Fuck you Lady Luck, I really fucking hate you if you exist!'

"Okay, thanks for telling me that...Jashin-sa-

"Please...only my servants and slaves are supposed to call me that. You aren't my servant or slave, but my lover, care-taker and humble but energetic master that doesn't take me a while to know and love. I am the person who worships you for being able to find me and awaken me. To be honest, you aren't the only person who tried to open my container, as over the last couple of centuries a lot of historians have found this place. Fortunately, they never lived to tell everyone what they found down here..fufufufufufufufufu...".

Naruto sweat dropped at Jashin's statement and dark chuckle, and thought to himself 'Aaaaaand she is everything people have made her out to be. A deranged psychopath who enjoys killing people and spilling the blood of innocent people for no apparent reason which is fucked up...but in my case, she's kinda alright with me- Hold on a minute!'.

"Jashin" said Naruto getting a 'Hm?' from Jashin and continued "You never exactly told me what you did to me".

"(Hits herself in the forehead) Ugh! I completely forgot! Simple, all I did to you was activate your Uzumaki bloodline limit and work on your genetic make up through a small blood transfusion, and I gave you a ton of new abilities to master and use. This temple has a training facility of it's own, but you can't use it until I finally dig up this entire temple out of the ground. It's gonna take me and my cousin a bit of time to get it out, but I'm pretty sure I'll be in contact with her in no time. For now though, you have the basics of all your bloodlines and abilities down naturally so you will be able to survive up there with them".

"Nani?...did you just say 'Uzumaki Bloodline'?" said Naruto with a look of confusion planted on his face, making Jashin raise an eyebrow but sigh tiredly as she said "If your memory tells me anything, it's that nobody ever told you about your true Lineage and your parents...(sigh) Okay! All will be explained to you when you get out of this place and finish this part of the chunin exams, Naruto-sama. By some kind of dumb luck, I can sense the life forces of both the Haruno and the Uchiha just half a mile from here, and you really need to get there before they really do die this time".

"Ano, Jashin, how exactly do you expect-...(eye widens) I THINK I KNOW HOW! AND WHY DO I KNOW HOW?!". Jashin folded her arms over her bare chest and responded to an ecstatic Naruto "Like I said, once you're done with this stage of the exams, I'll tell you everything about your parents, your heritage and what exactly you are now capable of. Now if you don't mind, I need to clean up this place and make it suitable for you, Uzumaki-sama(smirks)".

Without even mentioning a word, Naruto left in a red swirl that swallowed him up from the center of his stomach, leaving Jashin alone with the temple. They grey haired loli smiled to herself, then looked up to the portrait of her mother as she said to herself or it...

"(sigh) What a guy I have for a master. I hope I will be his change of luck in life...Arigato, Kaa-sama...Tou-sama"...

To Be Continued

Ending Theme Song: Vacuum Hollow – Rainbow

AN/: Okay so the harem for now at this moment should be Fem Jashin, Touka(From Tokyo Ghoul), Anko, Tsunade(will go through a body change), Konan. More will be added like the mystery character from Highschool DxD. A clue? Jashin said she is her cousin and she(Jashin's cousin) is a loli. If you can guess who it is first, you can add in a personal choice from bleach(genderbends are accepted).

By the way, The cover of the story will change to accommodate for characters you guys won't know, so remember the appearance of Fem Jashin if the cover changes. That's all for now so stay cool, be cool, look cool and-

Anko: FUCK SHIT UP IF YOU CAN!

Jashin: Destruction is always fun!