Disclaimer: I do not own Young Justice or Disney.
"Run, Babs. Hurry up, Kara. Our fast pass for Pirates expires in a minute." Dick shouts as he glances down at his watch and pushes through the overflowing crowd of vacationers.
Kara and Barbara roll their eyes as the follow Dick as he runs under the Adventureland sign.
"You're the one who had to ride Dumbo and get your picture taken with Peter Pan." Barbara shouts as she catches up with Dick.
"You know I have a weakness for elephants," Dick sighs with a shrug.
"And redheads," Kara mutters with a smirk as they approach the fast pass scanner. Dick ignores Kara's comment and runs up to the scanner.
"Finally," Dick celebrates as he scans his magic band. The scanner instantly turns red instead of the appropriate green.
"What the h…"
"I'm sorry, but your passes expired at eleven." A skinny brunette dressed in the standard Disney employee uniform informs them.
"We're only one minute late," Barbara complains.
"Sorry but you'll have to wait in the regular line. There's only a forty minute wait," she says with a smirk. As Barbara steps forward (probably to beat the crap out of the unexpecting employee), Dick steps in front of her and puts on his "Flynn Rider" face.
"Look you're a really pretty girl, Erica and this is Disney World. The guest are always number one priority, so maybe you could just let us in this one time… I'd really appreciate it." Dick flirts leaning towards Erica with a thirty inch Dumbo stuffed animal in his arms and a pair of Mickey Mouse ears planted firmly on his head.
"Well I'm sure I could manage to pull the strings just this once for you, handsome. Head on through," Erica says as she twirls her hair on her finger,
"Thanks," Dick says with a wink as he grabs Barbara and Kara, pulling them behind him. After they are out of Erica's view, Barbara and Kara burst out with laughter.
"I'd really appreciate, pretty lady." Kara impersonates Dick while striking a Johnny Bravo pose.
"Anything for you, prince charming." Barbara says with a curtsey.
"Ha-ha, real funny. I made the sacrifice for the greater good. You should be thanking me."
"Thanks, Dickwad."
"Thanks, Pixy Boots." Barbara and Kara says at the same time with grins plastered on their faces as they continue walking.
"I was eight," Dick complains in a high whiny voice as he stares down Barbara. Barbara suddenly freezes in midstride with astonishment spread across her face.
"I just realized… you and Peter Pan have matching shoes."
"Eight!"
"Aw, is Hunk Wonder embarrassed?" Barbara questions as she pulls on Dick's cheek.
"No," Dick retaliates with his face flushed when someone clears their throat. Barbara and Dick look up to see an embarrassed employee staring at them.
"Row one," he gestures to the small boat that has Kara already seated in.
"Sorry about those two lovebirds," Kara shouts from her seat as Dick and Barbara climb in beside her.
"Hey," Dick yells offended.
"We are so not…" Barbara starts.
"What you don't love me?" Dick mimics fake shock.
"Of course I do, you dick. You know what I meant."
"Do these shirts mean nothing," Dick asks as he points to their matching he's mine and she's mine shirts with Mickey Mouse's hand pointing at each other.
"Yes but…"
"Please spare me the pain and go make out on the magic carpet," Kara butts in. Both turn and glare at Kara just as the boat shifts forward signaling the start of the ride.
The three stay silent throughout the ride until the small drop occurs soaking Barbara and Kara, but somehow leaving Dick completely dry.
"My superpower," Dick says with a smirk and a shrug. As the boat floats toward the bride auction Kara and Dick grin at each other before shouting along with the pirates, "We wants the redhead, we wants the redhead."
"SHSHSHSHSHSHSH," Barbara hisses in true librarian fashion.
"We wants the redhead," Dick shrieks a cry worthy of Black Canary in Barbara's ear. He goes silent when Barbara elbows him in the windpipe earning a laugh from Kara.
They remain silent the rest of the ride after having an elderly couple complain about their volume. When the ride is over, they promptly exit up the moving sidewalk and wander into the gift shop.
"I'll be back," Barbara mutters as she heads to the bathroom.
"Dick," Kara says with a smirk as she points to a t-shirt rack.
"Perfect," Dick cackles as he grabs a medium for himself and a small for Kara. After grabbing the appropriate sized shirts, Dick and Kara approach the checkout counter and make their worthwhile purchase. Dick then stuffs the shirts into his Batman backpack Tim got him a couple years ago for Christmas. The two twins of basic terror stand still with smug grins on their faces as they await Barbara's return.
"What did you do," Barbara questions with a pointed glare at Dick. He holds his hands up in defense.
"Nothing, Babs. We just waited here, praying for your return." Dick solemnly informs Barbara. She then glances at Kara who nods in agreement with Dick's previous statement. Eyeing them suspiciously, Barbara slowly turns away and makes her way out of the gift shop with Dick and Kara in tow.
Time skip
Around one Dick, Kara, and Barbara meet up with the rest of the team (members from season two) in front of Space Mountain.
"You know Babs, I am really thirsty."
"Good for you Dick." Barbara replies without glancing at him. Dick then starts to whimper like a hurt puppy.
"You have money," Barbara states as she stares at Dick and his puppy eyes.
"I'll get you a drink," Cassie offers after listening in to their conversation and falling victim for Dick's iconic kicked puppy impression.
"But I want Babs to get it," Dick whines as he pursues his lower lip.
"And why would I do that?"
"Because I might just take you to the magic carpets later," Dick flirts with a wink earning a blush and murmured 'fine I'll get you a stupid drink' from Barbara. As soon as she leaves, Dick turns serious and gains everyone's attention with a quick, sharp whistle.
"I have a top secret mission that is going to require everyone's cooperation. Kara and I have found something astonishing." Dick relies to the team as he pulls out the t-shirt he obtained from the gift shop.
"Seriously," Bart starts as he runs up and grabs the shirt out of Dick's hands.
"This is so totally crash."
"I know. These shirts are asterous." The rest of the team nods in agreement.
"I want to give Babs a very big surprise. I have devised a brilliant plan so we can all obtain these asterous shirts and give BG a very memorable trip. I believe this is a perfect team bonding exercise… Alpha squad…"
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