Tom finished chugging to loud cheers and whistles . Sheesh some of the Blacks could be really loud. He was shocked Harry just slept through it. The boy looked comfortable.

Tom reached out and spun the bottle. It landed on Draco.

"Truth of Dare?"

"Truth." Draco said,

"Have you ever physically hurt Harry?"

"No." Draco said, instantly, one because it was the truth and second because he somehow knew it would save his life. " I've only gotten him in trouble but I've never actually hurt him."

Tom nodded. Draco spun and it landed on Walburga.

"Uh...Truth or Dare, Auntie?"

"Well, you can't actually Dare me to do anything now can you." Walburga said, thoughtfully, "Truth it is."

"Uh..." Draco seemed to think. "Did you really help Perstephane poison her husband because she pregnant with a Waterlily baby instead of a Goyle baby?"

"Yes, yes, I did."

"I knew it!" Bella and Sirius chorused, Cissy hissed and tossed each of them a Galleon. Why had she made that bet all those years ago.

"Keep it down!" Severus hissed.

"He'll sleep through World War 3 if I'm left alone." Hermione shrugged, "He certainly sleeps through the Weasley's and Gred and Forge's shop often enough."

"Sirius , spin for me." Walburga ordered.

"Yes, mother." Sirius groused, spinning, "Hey , I want some more Benny's ."

Remus had the plate in front of him. Sirius snatched some.

It landed on Severus.

"Truth or Dare?" Walburga purred sweetly.

"Dare."

"I dare you to let my Sirius feed you one of those things he's stuffing down his throat. "

Severus and Sirius both blushed a bit. Sirius grabbed a fresh Beignets and began feeding it to Severus. Tonks began cat calling. Hermione fell into another giggle fit. Walburga was smirking. Harry snuggled closer into Tom's arms. He just wanted a few more hours sleep.

A few hours later (in Spongebob narrators voice)

Harry woke with a moan. The room fell silent. He yawned sitting up in Tom's lap and rubbing his eyes.

"Good morning." He mumbled.

"It's 1 in the afternoon." Cissy said, "Are you feeling better?"

"Yeah, a little ." he rubbed his eyes again. "Oh, are you still playing?" he yawned again. "The bottle's pointed this way who is playing who?"

"I am choosing you." Severus said, "Truth or Dare?"

"Uh..." Harry yawned, "Coffee."

That got a few laughs. Hermione passed Harry his thermos .

"Okay, Truth."

"From your point of view what really happened third year?"

"..." Harry seemed to think , "I ran away because I blew up Aunt Marge, Sirius broke out...Ron and Hermione arguing over Crookshanks and Scabbers, train ride, Ron and Hermione arguing over Remus' luggage..."

"No!" Severus growled, "How the hell did Black escape?!"

"Oh, that." Harry took a long drink. "Hermione was given a Time Turner to get to all the classes she was taking. Dumbledore told us where Sirius was told us to go back a certain amount of hours, told us more than one innocent life could be spared, Then we ran down to Hagrid's , and ..." He paused head cocked to the side. He then gave a full account of what happened that night. "I'm sorry to say that the word of three thirteen year old Wizards would do little to convince anyone else. " Harry drank his coffee. "He went to leave but I followed him and quoted several laws that would allow people to believe us. He slammed me against the office door and broke wrist. He said if I told anyone he'd kill my 'Mione."

With that he was at her side clinging to her. She clung back . Whispering reassurance. Her eyes were blazing as she rubbed his back.

"Now do you see why I wish to kill him?" Tom asked, everyone in the room nodded. "He's always been the bad guy. I've been trying to get Harry out but he always fights back because he's trained to. " Tom hummed, "Of course now I see that I could have just taken the girl locked her in my castle and treated her like a Princess and the annoying boy would have followed."

"That's the way 'Mione should be treated." Harry said, earning a kiss on the cheek from Hermione and several chuckles.

Harry spun the bottle sitting between Tom and Hermione again. It landed on Tonks.

"Truth or Dare?"

"Dare!"

"I dare you to tell me who in this room you would have sex with." Harry said, rubbing his eyes again and yawning.

"Good one!" Tonks laughed, "Well, Remus."

Hermione was ready to kill.

"Ah, the sweet, quite type,..." Tonks sighed,

"What is with you people in the quiet types?!" Bella raged as Hermione and Cissy joined Tonks in day dreaming.

"It's every woman's fantasy." Walburga laughed, "It's a stereotype. They're quiet so they must be rather kinky in bed."

Three sighs met her words. Remus was crimson.

"I have a quiet type one of you is welcome to him." Bella huffed.

"You should probably give him a chance." Sirius said, "Have you two actually sat down and talked?"

"That's rich coming from you." Bella quipped.

"On that note before a fight starts." Tonks spun the bottle. It landed on Severus. "Truth or Dare , Sev!"

"MERLIN!" Severus growled, "LOOK WHAT YOU DID!"

Harry was grinning and searching the food.

"No Benny's." he frowned lip trembling actual tears coming to his eyes as he looked at Hermione. "No Benny's."

"DOBBY!" Hermione bellowed, Dobby didn't appear but several plates of Beignets. Harry beamed and grabbed one for himself. "THANK YOU!"

"CUTE!" Tonks was suddenly hugging Harry.

"MY BENNY'S!" Harry cried back. Hermione sighed catching them.

After they got Tonks off of Harry and Harry got his surgery treat back Severus growled.

"Dare."

"Okay, I dare you to play 'Seven minuets in heaven' with Siri."

Sirius whooped and dragged Severus off before said man could protest.

"We wont be seeing them for awhile ." Harry said, "So, now we're going to play 'Never Have I Ever' ."

"What's that ?" Draco said,

"Hermione."

Hermione quickly explained.

"You're getting us drunk?" Remus sighed,

"I'm an Alcoholic." Harry shrugged, "Why not have my friends join me?"

Draco grinned brightly and set up shots for everyone.

"I don't drink!" Hermione snapped, Instantly she got butterbeer in her shot glasses. "Better. "

"Oh, this should be fun." Walburga laughed, he left her picture and came back with Whiskey and a shot glass. "Count me in."

"Whoever the bottle lands on has to take the turn." Hermione declared spinning it. It landed on Bella. "You're up."

"Never have I ever kissed a girl." Bella said.

Walburga , Narcissa , Tonks, Draco and Remus drank.

"Really?" Harry asked, "I'm interested. "

"What do you know about BDSM, little hero?" Cissy asked.

"I'm no longer interested." Harry said, shivering. Tom's eyes flashed dangerously. "No, not me, I walked in on Ron and...I don't wanna talk about it."

Hermione was gagging and looking ill. She'd been there.

"I wont forget that." Cissy teased , "Once we play Truth or Dare again I will ask."

"Tonks , what about you?" Hermione cut in. "Get my mind off of ...that."

"Oh, I'm Bisexual. " Tonks said, "I currently have a girlfriend in the Auror Department where I work. It's an on again off again thing. "

"Much better answer." Harry mumbled.

Bella chuckled and spun it landed on Harry.

"Never have I ever made out in the hidden passageway off Moaning Myrtles bathroom."

Draco growled and him and took a shot along with all the adults, Tonks included.

"You were right." Hermione said, "That is a popular place."

Harry was frowning at the floor but his eyes were watching Tom. For some reason he didn't like the idea of the man making out with anyone in that passage. He spun and it landed on Tom.

"Never have I had sex with a guy on the Astronomy Tower." Tom drawled.

The adults , save Remus and Tom, drank, Draco followed then Harry.

"WHAT?!" Hermione demanded. "WHY DIDN'T I KNOW ABOUT THIS?!"

"Because it was actually rape." Harry sighed, running his fingers through his hair. "Lockheart second year. I really don't want to talk about it. "

"THE HELL YOU WON'T!" Hermione raged, "YOU'RE GOING TO SEE THAT MIND HEALER AS SOON AS WE ARE OUT OF HERE! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!"

"Yes, mother." Harry sighed.

"Oh, I like this girl." Walburga laughed, Draco whimpered rubbing his ears.

"Draco." Cissy said, "I require actual feed back on why one of my babies isn't a virgin. "

Hermione was suddenly crimson and hiding her head in Harry's arm. He patted her head. Remus was blushing as well.

"Theo Nott." Draco said, "IT'S THOSE QUIET ONES!"

Bella let out an annoyed growl while Walburga cackled. Tonks whooped.

Two Hours Later!

Severus and Sirius both returned to see Draco hitting Harry with a pillow as the younger boy laughed loudly.