Demonic Amnesia

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Thoughts and Flashbacks

Demonic or Animalistic Speak

Demonic or Animalistic Thoughts

Beta: Dragon_Wizard91

"HAHAHA! I...I steel rememwer Hatake as dat little punk-ass blat dat snuck into tha combound to helt Mini-Hasrama!" Danzo laughed uproariously as he slapped his arm chair while Sarutobi refilled his drink.

"Plubease! I stull remember Anko ass that timid wittle genin Oro took undar hees scales! H-how do ya dink I feel tawking to her with de fishynets and skirt-skirt?" Sarutobi countered with a laugh.

"...Lucky?" Danzo guessed with a head tilt before snickering.

"Assbowl," Sarutobi shot back, throwing his glass at his old friend and rival, missing horribly, before proceeding to down the bottle of alcohol.

"Hey, hey! Don't hog the tipsy watwer!" Danzo complained, reaching out to grab it...only to fall out of his chair, flat on the floor.

"Danzo?" Sarutobi called in surprise, blinking owlishly, "Are you dead?...Can I keep your cane?"

"I'm sine," Danzo muttered as he leaned his back up against the front of the desk.

"Are you...a ghost?" Sarutobi asked slowly.

"I...don't bink so," Danzo answered thoughtfully, looking at his hand curiously, then his lack of one on the other side, "Do I get ma arm back ift I'm a toast?"

"I hope blow," Hiruzen answered as he leaned back in his chair with a scowl, trying to be serious again, "Aboot this foxgirl thing...?"

"Yeah, yeah, I'm not stopid. We gotte fox tamed, kinda. Messin wid Uzu would be bad for Konohaha, probabably. And I want Kohanaha strong!" He declared with a determined fist pump, "If dat means lettin a teenigenin have a mind-fucked demon as a sexpet, then why not? Not like we haven't done worse," Danzo pointed out.

"True," Hiruzen agreed with a shrug, pouring the bottle onto Danzo's head, who strangely didn't complain, "Besides, it's not like he's rappin her. Hell, I think she'll konvice him to go for it before his hororororomones do!" He said with a laugh.

"...Hey, Saru? Are we going to Hell?" Danzo asked curiously.

The old monkey shrugged, "Maybe. If there is one, probably. Eh, we'll find our own demons to fuck if we do," He decided, sounding completely serious.

"Huh? Your wife is in hell?"

Next Day

'Good Morning, Master!'

Naruto had to admit, that wasn't an unpleasant things to hear first thing in the morning; still a bit weird to hear it in his own head though, 'Morning, Kurama. You sleep well?' He asked in his head, even as he stretched and rubbed his eyes.

'Uhhuh! Your jacket is nice and cozy~!' She answered happily, all but purring before making a noise of remembrance, 'Oh, Master? Can I turn on the TV now?' She asked curiously, and hopefully.

'Huh? Oh, yeah, go ahead. Ya can use it in the morning unless I say otherwise,' Naruto answered offhandedly.

Kurama cooed and fawned over her master's generosity, 'Thank you, Master~!' She cheered as she turned it on, 'Oh, so this is your home, Master?'

'Yeah, a bit on the cheap side, but I like it,' Naruto answered with a yawn as he started to make breakfast.

'It looks nice, but...a bit messy? Did I have cleaning duties, Master?' She asked with a frown.

'Don't worry about that right now, Kurama,' He instructed, veering away from that topic. It was too early to bullshit his way through this convincingly.

'Oookay,' She accepted in resignation, 'Umm, Master, don't you need your jacket back?'

'Naw, I got spares,' He answered truthfully as he started to eat his morning ramen, 'Anyway, Kurama? I'm going to tune you out for a bit, get my head straight, but we're going to be training today.'

'Training?' Kurama asked, perking up in interest, 'Does that mean you're going to show...teach...reteach me how to be useful to you, Master?' She asked, almost sounding eager.

'Something like that,' Naruto answered evasively, not sure if he liked the way she worded that, 'Talk to you later, Rama-chan.'

'Bye, love you Mast-!'

Naruto accidentally closed the link in shock. Hearing the L-word was something he didn't get often and hearing it from her did make him feel a bit scummy given the circumstances.

Kurama must not have noticed anything, since he didn't hear anything when he tuned her back in for a second. With a sigh, he pushed aside the feeling. Between dealing with an asshole destruction-bent demon and an adorable and skimpy slave-girl? He'd pick the latter, thanks. Besides, it wasn't like he intended on or even did anything to make the Kyuubi losing its/her memories!

'Get your head together, Naruto. You're living with her no matter how you feel about it,' He reminded himself as he finished up and headed to the bathroom.

It was for the best he really didn't or rather couldn't, think clearly enough yet to realize that Kurama could and was watching him going to the bathroom.

Needless to say, the TV had Kurama's rapt attention for the next few seconds.

Timeskip

"HAHAHA! Y-y-you actually took a dump with her watching?! Wow, you are into some crazy stuff, I'll give you that!" Jiraiya praised with uproarious laughter as he slapped his knee.

"You want to go, Pervy Sage!?" Naruto yelled with a tick mark, balling his fist at the hermit.

"HAHA! I-I'm sorry, that was just too good to pass up!" Jiraiya apologized insincerely.

'Master, do you want me to bite him?' Kurama offered helpfully.

'Don't tempt me,' Naruto mentally requested, "Now, are we going to get to business or not?" He asked impatiently.

Jiraiya mostly sobered up at that, looking around the area to make sure there wasn't any unintended onlooker. They were out by a stream in the same area they had been training previously, giving them relative privacy, "Okay, Brat, we're picking up where we left off. Only now, we'll be trying to summon Kurama," Jiraiya explained with a smirk as he crossed his arms

"Sounds simple enough," Naruto replied as he cracked his knuckles, 'Ready, Rama-chan?'

'Ready, Master!' Kurama cheered in determination. Naruto couldn't help imagining an adorable double fist pump.

"Okay, here goes nothing: Summoning Jutsu!" Naruto declared as he slammed his right palm on the ground...

*POOF!*

...In hindsight, the two males weren't REALLY surprised by the small, normal-sized fox that appeared.

But said fox was surprised to be tiny, "Master! You're a giant!?" She yelled in shock, staring up at him with wide eyes and a gapping maw.

Naruto and Jiraiya shared a deadpan look before both busted out laughing.

"HAHAHA! O-okay, that made my day!" The Toad Sage cheered as he sat on a boulder before he fell down.

"M-master?" Mini-Rama asked in nervous confusion.

'I look so cute!' Kurama proper cooed in adoration.

"S-sorry, Kurama. Hehe, it's...I'm not a giant, you're just tiny," Naruto informed in amusement, "I under powered the jutsu a bit, so you're...small."

"Ooooooooh," Mini-Rama realized as she looked around, "Yeah, that makes sense, I guess," She decided sheepishly as Naruto picked her up and put the fox on his shoulders.

A-actually not a bad thing in the long run. At least we know you're resizable," Jiraiya noted, only half joking before turning serious again, "Now, Naruto, see if you can't summon another of her, a bit bigger this time?" He instructed.

Considering Kurama was still in his head while her summoned clone was out here, Naruto didn't think it'd be an issue, but it never hurt to make sure, "Summoning Jutsu!" He declared again, performing the jutsu once more, but with much more chakra.

*POOF!*

"Wow!" Jiraiya yelled in surprise as he fell backwards on his makeshift seat.

Naruto just whistled, impressed with himself.

The new Kurama was much bigger, just short of the tree tops really.

"Big-Me/Big-Me," Kurama and Mini-Rama voiced with wide eyed awe.

"Hi, Master! Hi, Little-Me!" Big-Rama greeted with a wide smile down at them. Naruto had to admit, the razor-sharp teeth would be intimidating if not for the cute voice and friendly tone, "Where'd Pervy-sama go?" She asked with a head tilt.

"I'm okay!" Jiraiya yelled, giving a thumb up as he climbed back on the rock.

"Joy," Naruto commented sarcastically.

Jiraiya huffed before stroking his chin, "She's a bit toobig to train with, but she still could be useful," he mused calculatingly.

"Useful?" Big-Rama asked curiously, liking the sounds of that.

"What are you thinking, Pervy Sage?" Naruto asked warily. After being thrown off a cliff, he was a bit cautious about any ideas this guy had, Sannin or not.

"Well, she is obviously a clone of some sort. Almost like a Shadow Clone in fact, but the question is...how durable is she?" Jiraiya pointed out as he pulled out some kunai.

"...Master, I'm scared," Mini-Rama whined into Naruto's neck while Big-Rama looked nervous.

"Pervy Sage...," Naruto stated warningly.

"What? Your clones get killed all the time- hell, you made several dozen of them to beat each other to death just the other day!" Jiraiya reminded in his defence.

"Yeah, but she's not use to this yet!" Naruto reminded with a growling glare before sighing and turning to the large Kurama, though he was addressing all of them, "Kurama, remember, you're a Shadow Clone right now. When you go poof, you don't die, you go back to the real you," He reassured.

The night he learned to make shadow clones, he had been mind-blasted by dispelling several hundred clones at once. That left him and his clones by extension, very comfortable and quickly accustomed to the nature of the jutsu.

"Okay...," Big-Rama answered uncertainly...only to let out a yelp as several kunai made contact with her shoulder.

Naruto sighed but ultimately said nothing, "Okay, she's a bit stur-*BOOM!*BOOM!*POOF!*- I'm going to bribe the Snake Lady To Castrate YOU, YOU FUCKING ASS!" Naruto growled as the larger summon poofed out of existence, 'Kurama, you okay?' Naruto mentally asked.

'I-I'm fine, Master, but...I really don't like Pervy-sama right now,' Kurama answered with a whine.

"Well, at least we know something: The more chakra you put in them, the bigger and harder to destroy her clones are," Jiraiya noted, looking to the clone on Naruto's shoulder.

Naruto groaned loathingly, "Kurama? I'm going to slap you upside the head-a little you like this should dispel rather easily," Naruto explained as he picked her up with one hand.

"I think I like that more than going boom," Mini-Rama answered, giving Jiraiya uneasy look.

With a single firm strike to the back of the head, the small fox turned into smoke.

'Oowowowowowowowowow!'

'Kurama?' Naruto asked, too surprised and confused to be more concerned.

'Ohh, Master, you hit too hard,' Kurama whimpered, clutching her head in pain inside his own head.

'...Oh fuck,' Naruto blinked in realization.

"Hey, Brat? You okay?" Jiraiya asked, now waving a hand in front of Naruto's face, "Don't space out on me kid. You and foxy having a meeting?...Cause you really need a "Do Not Dist-"

"You finish that sentence, you're going to find yourself on all the wrong end of the Inuzuka dogs," Naruto warned ominously.

Jiraiya opened his mouth before deciding he really didn't know what that meant or how Naruto would follow through on that, "So, what's wrong now?"

"...Apparently, when I attack her clone, the real one feels like it actually just happened to her, but you blowing up the big one just bothered her a bit," Naruto explained, rubbing the back of his head in uncertainty.

Jiraiya blinked at the implications of that, "That...well, if nothing else, that makes punishing her easier," He commented awkwardly. Between what was said and Kurama listening in, he couldn't think of something better.

Naruto wanted to glare at the pervert, but could tell he was at least trying now, 'Sorry, Kurama, I didn't know that would happen,' He apologized.

'I-It's okay, Master,' Kurama assured, the pain in her head subsiding, 'I just...really wasn't expecting that after the other me got blown up.'

Naruto sighed, deciding to move on, "Okay, now what?" he asked, looking to the Sannin.

Jiraiya hummed for a moment, walking away a bit in thought before turning back to him, "Naruto, try summoning again, but use your other hand," He instructed.

"My other hand?" Naruto repeated in surprise, holding up his left hand.

The Toad Sage nodded in confirmation, "While rare, some people get two contracts, one for each palm. I also heard about using both hands for a third, but that's neither here nor there. Anyway, since you originally signed the Toad Contract, I want to see if you can still summon them," Jiraiya elaborated.

Naruto shrugged, figuring it was worth a shot. A quick flash of hand signs, a bit of chakra for good measure and a poof of smoke later...

"..."

"You lucky little asshole...," Jiraiya said flatly, staring in disbelief at Kurama; in human form this time. Complete with choker collar, bra, panties, and nothing el- "She's wearing your coat," He noted with a twitching eyebrow

Naruto stared dumbly as well while Kurama was busy inspecting her human form, wearing a copy of his jumpsuit top over her shoulders as a blanket still, before looking to the blonde in confusion, "...Master, am I out now or am I another clone?" She asked uncertainly.

Said Uzumaki blinked before checking just that, 'Kurama, you still in there...?'

'I'm here, Master! Is...is that really what I look like?' Kurama asked curiously.

'Yeeeeah? Why?' Naruto asked cautiously.

'...Am I cute?' Kurama asked in shy hopefulness.

'Absurdly so, among other things,' Naruto answered in amusement.

"Master?" Other-Rama asked with a head tilt.

Naruto shook his head and grin, "You're still in the room, Rama-chan," He informed, getting a smile from her as well.

"Great. So now, at any time, you can summon up an army of skimpy, sexy, red headed slave-girls," Jiraiya deadpanned with obvious envy.

"Did I do something wrong?" Outer-Kurama asked in a whisper.

"Lay off, Pervy Sage," Naruto warned with a sigh.

"She's a walking one-woman harem!" Jiraiya declared as he grabbed Naruto by the scruff of his shirt, "Do you even understand what you can do with her!? Do you?!" He demanded as Naruto looked at him in annoyance.

Until Kurama grabbed Jiraiya's wrist, "Let Master go," She demanded seriously, glaring at the Sannin with a dark look in her eye.

"OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!"

Only to blink as she realized Jiraiya was in pain, desperately trying to pull his hand out of her grip, "Umm...does that actually hurt?" Kurama asked in bewilderment as she released him, Naruto starring on in confusion.

"Yes that fucking hurts! By the sagging tits of the Sage's mother, you have a vice grip almost as strong as Tsunade!" Jiraiya declared in pain. Of course he was exaggerating, but he didn't really care at the moment.

"...Kurama, go punch that boulder over there, as hard as you can," Naruto instructed curiously, pointing to where the sage had been sitting earlier.

"Hm? Oh, yes, Master!" The collared slave answered obediently, running over to it and slipping her arms into the jumpsuit sleeves as she did so.

"Jeez, that stings," Jiraiya grumbled as he rubbed his wrist, "So, whatcha thinking, Brat?"

"Well, if I had to guess, since her human form is probably always the same size- no giant lady jokes!- then I figure she almost broke your wrist because the extra chakra becomes part of her muscle strength. Or something like that? I make her body stronger with more chakra, long and short of my idea," Naruto explained as they watched Kurama reel her fist back and punch the rock...

*CRACK!*

Kurama hissed a tiny bit, but was pleasantly surprised to see that the boulder was covered in many large cracks.

"Well, that's pretty impressive even if it doesn't look like much," Jiraiya noted thoughtfully.

"Master, did I do good? Should I hit it again?" Kurama called questioningly.

"Nah, you did fine Kurama, just wanted to see what you could do," Naruto assured with a smile, getting a beaming look in response, 'Hey, Kurama? You okay in there?' Naruto asked curiously.

'I'm fine, Master. It's just...the me out there is pretty much saying and doing everything I wanted and I didn't want to interrupt her...me...us? I'm getting another headache,' Kurama explained with a sigh.

'Fair enough,' Naruto relented as the summoned Kurama came up to him, "Now we just need to get you some pants," He mused idly.

"Huh? Don't you like me like this, Master?" Kurama asked in confusion, looking down at herself, the unzipped top really only covering her arms and back in the end.

"Yeees, I do!" Naruto admitted with a small blush, really wanting to glare at Jiraiya, who he just knew was grinning like a loon at the admission, "But you can't really go around like that in public," He explained awkwardly.

"Oh...," She acknowledged, not really sure why that was a rule, but didn't question it, "So, what now, Master?" She asked curiously.

"Umm...Pervy Sage?" Naruto asked, not sure himself.

"Kid, you have an army of normal-to-giant foxes and obedient amazons up your sleeve," Jiraiya noted with a smirk, "Now we're not just training you, we're going to be training her."

"We are?" Naruto and Kurama asked in surprise.

"Yep. We'll teach the human ones how to fight and use chakra for tree climbing and water walking while teaching the vixens how to fight and hunt in all sizes," Jiraiya explained, a few ideas running through his head. If taught correctly, Naruto really would have an army at his beck and call. Though, Kurama's low pain tolerance was abet unexpected but not too surprising when factoring in that she physically had been just a mass of chakra before Naruto met her. And he wasn't sure if that translated pain in the same sense.

"Ummm, can I ask a question?" Kurama asked with a raised hand.

"Yes you may, Foxy," Jiraiya answered playfully to Naruto's annoyance.

"...What's a harem, and why am I one?" Kurama asked with a head tilt, finger to her chin.

Before this was over, Naruto was sure he'd kill the sage, no matter how much stronger he supposedly was to himself; the only question was how.

End of Chapter

New chapter! And, as you all were dying to see, drunken Sarutobi and Danzo...gods I loved that scene. And yes, Naruto can summon Kurama in both forms, multipules at that. Keep in mind, they are basically modified shadow clones, so they only take so much, depending on how much chakra is used to make them. So, yes, army of Human-Kuramas riding on Fox-Kuramas. XP

PS Multipule Kuramas is both funny yet confusing to write.

Review Responses:

The-Only-Temporary-Name- Your lose.

rob- Despite not being seen, thatis a possibility.

Kin-Ryu Chikara- More Adorama! Kuradorable? Eh, you get the idea.

SPark681- if Naruto wasn't too worried about confusing her and thinking something is up, he might have done that already.

Xunzar- Well, Kurama is kind of a one-woman harem now. XP Yeah, considering its his life and mental well being, you can't realyl blame him for this one.

lostxinxthexdarkness- Glad you're enjoying this. And yes, it was suppose to make you suspect PWP, only to have you're expectations (hopefully pleasantly) shattered. And yeah, the pairing is LIKELY to be just NarutoxKurama, but I leave nothing off the table at this stage ofthe game.

LordGhostStriker- Come back another time and maybe there will be one.

The Keeper of Worlds- We'll see.

chm01- That...is actually a good idea. Might have that happen later.

Kidloco- Good to hear!

Xearthes- Glad to surprise you! And yes, Kurama will eventually/inevitably get hher memories back. Beyond that everything is up in the air.

FuZzvKiNgZz- Completely random...or some mental thing left floating in his mind, who knows.

Marie-S-Raven- No, we all are waitingfor his resistance/warriness to erode away. XP

Rickjames196- While I will not confirm who/what did this, I will say that if it was them? Than yes, they are the best parents. XPn.

detrametal- I think his reaction was abit different from what you were imagining.

Master Iron Heart- Maybe, we'll see.

Noctus Of The Thousand Blades- A very good angle to take, the amnesia being self inflicted...which makes me imagining it "spreading" to th other bijuu. Oh, she'll remember. The outcome of that and her reaction is another thing all together.

Director Maliwan- Good to hear all around.