I have returned! Sorry about not writing new stories or updating the two that I have. Unfortunately, I have lost all my muse for them and have pulled them. I have spent a long time trying to revive my muse but I am never satisfied with my work on those stories. However, my muse has been given new life for another story. I am a big fan of RWBY and as such, I have been reading fics for it. This story will be "reading" fic for Coeur Al'Aran's Professor Arc. It is an amazing story, and I have almost died laughing because of it. So this idea was born. Now on to the disclaimer, Neo if you would.

Neo: "…."

Oh right, mute, forgot about that. Ok then, Jaune your up.

Jaune: "Why would I help you, your planning on ruining my life."

For the love of… Roman, can you do the disclaimer?

Roman: "I would be happy to."

Thank you.

Roman: "For 50 lien."

As long as you do the disclaimer, here you go.

Roman: "Thank you, now as my dear friend ZergKnight97 does not own RWBY which belongs to Roosterteeth, or Professor Arc, which he is using in this story with Coeur Al'Aran's permission, making no profit to my deepest regret, lawyers and flamers should kindly stay away, or I will have Neo come after them."

Neo: ":)"

Please don't grin like that Neo it is creeping me out. Anyway, with that out of the way, onto the story.

The Amazing Introduction

With a great bang and a flash of purple light, twenty-two people were dumped into various pieces of furniture. When the light was gone, it showed team RWBY on a couch with Penny joining them, team RVNN on another with Coco rushing over to join Velvet, Cardin, Roman, and Cinder on recliner chairs, the staff of Beacon on a u shaped couch with Neo beside Jaune, and Emerald and Mercury on a loveseat.

"Hey!"

"What's going on?"

"Hey, what's Torchwick doing here?"

"Crescent Rose! Where's my baby!?"

"She's right, our weapons are gone!"

"My coffee-chan!"

"QUIET," a voice yelled over everyone.

At once everyone looked over to see who had yelled. It was a man in armor that looked to be made of some sort of purple carapace, with a strange skull with tusks on the shoulder. He had hair that looked to made of chitin, with glowing purple eyes that had a mist coming out of them, and a slight purple tone to his skin.

"Thank you, now my name is Zerg and I have been asked by the creator of your portion of the multiverse to show you what has happened, what is happening, and what will happen in your lives. Any questions?" Zerg asked.

There was a stunned silence before everyone started yelling questions loudly, trying to get their question answered first. Zerg quickly tired of trying to understand them and snapped his fingers, causing their mouths to disappear.

"Now I will allow one person at a time ask a question, everyone else when get their mouths back when I am finished answering questions, or when they get to ask a question, alright, good. Now Professor Ozpin, why don't you start of the questions," Zerg stated.

Taking a sip of his coffee, Ozpin asked, "How will you be showing us what has, is, and will be happening?"

"That's easy, first I have this book that you will be reading," Zerg answered. Zerg then snapped his fingers, creating a large TV on the wall in front of everyone. "You will also be watching important scenes on this TV. Also throughout the reading I may drop a couple of more people in. Now the next person will be Miss Belladonna."

"Who's perspective will the book be following?" Blake calmly asked.

"That is a very good question and one with a funny answer, the person who the book will be showing the thoughts of is Professor Arc." Zerg stated with an amused face.

"Mmmmnnn mmmnnnnn," Jaune mumbled.

"Ahhh, there you go Jaune, one mouth back," Zerg said with a snap.

"What do you mean it's going to show my thoughts," Jaune yelled panicking. Zerg snapped while Jaune was yelling giving everyone their mouths back.

"Why so worried Prof. don't want us ladies to hear your thoughts," Yang said with a grin.

"Miss Xiao Long, how would you feel if someone read your thoughts out loud in front of your peers," Glynda questioned with a strict glare.

"I'm shutting up now," Yang mumbled with a frightened look. Seriously, those glares could make Grimm cower.

"Any more questions before I start the spinner," Zerg said with a big smile.

"Can we not do this, I don't want to die," Jaune begged.

"Hmmmm, no, now Roman your question," Zerg said with a smirk.

"When is this book starting based on our timeline, I would rather not read about Arc's whole life, no matter how embarrassing some parts would be," Roman said with a disinterested look.

"Glad you asked, the book will be starting shortly before Jaune gets his job as a Professor," Zerg answered. This causing Jaune to go paler than Weiss's clothes.

"Now let's start the spinner," Zerg said doing just that. It spun for a couple of moments before, it landed on…Professor Port.

"Splendid, now I get to know how Jaune thinks of all of us," Port bellowed with glee.

"Alright Peter, here is the book, and try not to go on to one of your rambles please," Zerg stated with a strange grin, with behind him a strange mask with horns appeared, causing Professor Port to nod rapidly in fear.

"O-Ok then, the first chapter is, "A Slight Oversight".

Now I know that for a prologue this isn't the best, but from my own viewpoint, all of you that are reading this only care about the reactions the characters will have to the actual chapters, not my own attempts at humor in the prologue. I will be setting up a poll for characters that I might add in. MIGHT add in. No guarantee that I will add any as twenty-two characters is quite a lot of characters. Until Coeur Al'Aran confirms who he is pairing Jaune with, I won't be doing any pairings for this story. Teases about the possible pairings yes, but not saying that Jaune is actually with anyone. Remember flames will be responded to by Neo, reviews are welcome, and constructive criticism will be rewarded with a cookie from Ruby (with Yang glaring at you to take it). I will recommend a couple of stories that are simply amazing so that you will have something to read while I get the first chapter started, finished, and posted. "RWBY, JNPR, & HAIL" by DragonKingDragneel25 is a good Harry Potter/RWBY story. "Alien Huntsman" by Spirit of the Knight is a promising Ben 10/RWBY story. Now have a good morning, day, afternoon, evening, or night. This is ZergKnight97 signing off because I need to spawn more Overlords.

ZERG RUSH!