Hi hi~~

So I realise I have been neglecting my KHR fandom for reading other stuff and getting really into the idea of trying my hands on Harry Potter side of things… And yeah I have.

Anyway this has been lying around and I figure- I've posted this on tumblr before, might as well post it here considering ya know? This is a bit drabble like which I usually dont do but my attention span is a bit short soooo

Enjoy~~

Day Zero- The day it all began

The Vongola mansion was surprisingly still and eerily quiet this particular morning. It was a nice cloudy cool day. No fights, no arguments, no unneeded damages.

The guardians for once all sat together, eating their breakfast quietly, enjoying the rare moment of serene pea-

"DAME- TSUUNAAAAAA I'M GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU!"

All the guardians paled. Then turned to stare at their boss, still calmly consuming his eggs on toast. They had never heard the hitman like this before. Yes he had been mad before, many times in fact. But that anger was always in chilling low tones, that made them wish they were swimming in the arctic with just their underwear instead. It was like the silence of a snake waiting to sink it's torturous poison into their flesh. Slow, calm, deadly.

Never had he ever raised his voice to the point that it echoed across the halls. And everyone had to wonder what the brunette must have done to incur such wrath.

Of course they didn't have to wonder long as loud furious footsteps were heard till the door to the dining room slammed harshly open, revealing a slightly out of breath but enraged nineteen year old ex-Sun Arcobaleno.

"Tsunayoshi Sawada." He growled seething, black obsidian promising murder and a fate worse than death. Even Mukuro felt his usual amused smirk falter and pale. Tsuna however seemed to pay no notice to the palpable anger of the hitman, still nibbling on his toast before turning to said man with a smile that failed to reach his eyes. Gokudera and Yamamoto who were sitting right next to him subconsciously shifted away.

"Good morning Reborn, did you have a pleasant... surprise?"

It was faint but there was a small twitch in the older man's eyes, more than a few were really afraid the hitman was actually going to snap. Well it had been nice knowing their boss. How long has it been, about ten, no, twelve years now?

"Take. It. Off." Reborn grounded out, the words almost crushed by the weight of restrained wrath.

Tsuna looked thoughtful as he sipped his delicious coffee before grinning sadistically.

"No."

The hitman was ready to lunge at the Vongola Decimo still happily drinking his tea when to his surprise and irritation he felt seven pairs of arms restraining him.

"Reborn-san! Please calm yourself! I'm sure if you and Tenth just talk it o-" Gokudera began pleading only to be cut off by a harsh snarl.

"NO. This is far past talking now." There was a glint of madness in those black eyes, just waiting to overflow and kill them all right where they stood.

"Kufufu, just what on earth did the bunny do?" The male counterpart of the Mist Guardians asked curiously as he was slowly dragged on the floor by a certain raging hitman's left leg.

"That goddamn idiota-" Reborn began slowly, darkly, like he was taking his time in shredding the words to pieces, "-fucking chained me up!"

There was a silence after that. Then wordlessly Ryohei pulled up the man's right sleeve he had been clinging onto before, declaring bluntly, "I EXTREMELY don't see no chains."

The brunette added a spoonful of sugar into his coffee absentmindedly as he replied rather nonchalantly, "It's not somewhere you can see."

All his guardians stiffened and stared at their boss who just smiled that unnerving smile.

"You don't mean..." Yamamoto began slowly, the smile long gone from his face.

The growl from a certain hitman only confirmed their disturbing suspicions.

"Hibari I suggest you stop staring at my groin or I will rip out your retinas and stuff them up your stupid boyfriend's ass."

The skylark grunted but quickly complied. Mukuro was extremely grateful. Reborn did not give two shits. His anger again refocused on his own lover.

"Now Tsuna if you take this off now I will be extremely generous and let this off as a very, very bad joke you pulled."

The brunette smirked triumphantly at the offer. "No dice Reborn. This is a punishment after all."

The hitman's anger faltered, replaced by slight confusion, then stoned his expression.

"I don't remember doing anything to incur any sort of punishment to this degree."

Apparently that was not the correct answer.

The Vongola Decimo's serene, graceful features contorted into deep barely restrained anger, eyes burning a blazing orange that threatened to destroy all in its vindictive path. "Don't remember Reborn?! Don't remEMBER?! WELL LET ME HAVE THE FUCKING HONOURS TO REFRESH YOUR SHITTY MEMORY THEN-"

At was at that moment Lambo chose to escape, no one stopped him, they were too fucking scared to even tear their gaze away from the train wreck happening before them. It also helped that it was becoming increasingly obvious that the conversation was going to head down a path not meant for their youngest guardian's ears.

"-REMEMBER LAST MONTH WHEN YOU SCREWED ME SEVEN TIMES IN ONE NIGHT?!"

Yep. Definitely not meant for their youngest guardian's ears.

Actually Gokudera looked like he was close to a stroke. Reborn however smirked, obviously proud of that moment.

"I do not see your point."

"WHAT ABOUT TWO WEEKS AGO WHEN YOU REPLACED MY CLOSET WITH CLOTHES THAT EVEN A HOOKER WOULDN'T WEAR?!"

"Now that wasn't that bad."

"MY MOTHER VISITED THAT WEEK YOU BASTARD."

Reborn winced. That had been… an unexpected visit indeed.

"OR MAYBE A FEW NIGHTS AGO WHEN YOU PRACTICALLY HUMPED ME ON EVERY SURFACE IN THE MAIN KITCHEN?"

All the guardians still present paled, even Mukuro looked a bit sick. They eat food cooked from that kitchen!

"Ok so maybe that crossed the line a bit but-"

"A BIT?! YOU HAVE BEEN HORNY 24/7 REBORN AND ME, THE CLEANING CREW AND NOW THE CHEFS ARE SICK OF IT!"

Everyone just stared dumbly at their raging boss. All immensely uncomfortable just being there. Actually they were feeling uncomfortable just existing at this point. Fellow guardians choosing to be fascinated by the ceiling, the floors or the wall closest to their vision, anything to try and ignore the argument before them.

Yamamoto, ever the peacemaker tried to give a reassuring grin. "Maa maa Tsuna, don't you think the punishment is a little harsh not to mention... unusual? I'm sure Reborn's learnt his lesson now, maybe you should take it off?"

The Rain Guardian of Vongola flinched as the fiery intense gaze was now boring into his being. If those vivid orange eyes glared at him any harder Yamamoto was sure he'll combust. Then suddenly the fire died down, the anger was still palpable but instead of a roaring forest fire it had gone down to a burning simmer. For a brief, hope filled, beautiful moment all thought they were finally in the clear.

Then he smiled.

And the room dropped to a spine chilling degree.

"Oh Yamamoto," Tsuna laughed softly, it held none of it's usual warmth and affection though. If anything the out of place laughter made the whole situation so much more terrifying. "You and your jokes."

Sadistic amusement twinkled in brown orange orbs. Reborn hated the fact he knew just exactly where the brunette had picked it up from. The hitman did not deny that the moment he saw that all too familiar glint his stomach dropped and a feeling of foreboding hit him like a bag of bricks. Personally he'd rather the bag of bricks to his current dilemma.

"No, see, Reborn is much too stubborn to have learnt his lesson in just one morning."

Another giggle. It was eerie. "However if he truly apologizes and repents for his previous actions then I promise to take it off."

The guardians gaped. The hitman silently fumed.

There were many certainties in the Vongola family; Gokudera would always be incredibly protective of his boss, Mukuro and Hibari will always fight, no one ever approaches Tsuna before his second cup of morning coffee unless absolutely necessary.

And possibly the most important and stubborn of them all- Reborn does. not. apologize.

The brunette knew this better than anyone, though he merely smiled a sickly sweet obviously fake smile at his furious lover. "I see." Caramel brown flashed vibrant orange for a split second indicating that the all-knowing hyper intuition had flared. "Well then," Tsuna nodded dismissively at his guardians and lover as he picked up his cup to drink from. "Have a pleasant morning. Now if you excuse me, I have a nice cup of coffee that needs drinking and paperwork to be filed."