StephenAlexis here! If you even watched an Honest Trailer in your life,congrats! You are in for a treat,because i decided to do my own take of the Honest Trailer,and don't forget to read my fanfictions,too!

Disclaimer: Screen Junkie owns the Honest Trailer series. 'Nuff said!

WARNING: Containing massive spoilers. Read at your own risk!

-Start of trailer,which was rated H for Honest-

From the gaming company (Bandai Namco Entertainment) who brought you those god awful rage games (the Dark Souls series),comes a sequel to the Monster Hunter rip-off that became so popular,it even has an anime on its own.

No,seriously! They really did that!

A game so downright cool,it has a manga adaptation that no one even gives a fuck about translating it either.

GOD EATER 2 RAGE BURST

Join the Blood Unit as they fought a hopeless war against the Aragami,a race of always-hungry monsters more terrified than the conbined might of the Titans and Cthulu itself. These creatures can eat anything and take on its attributes,unless it can be kill with a bio-mechanical weapon (the God Arc) that will make freakin' Lightning giving a thumbs up.

Meet your stereotype group of heroes:

The bishounen stereotype (Julius Viscounti)

The poker-faced stereotype (Ciel Alencon)

The "i-have-killed-my-girlfriend" loner stereotype (Gilbert "Gil" MacLane)

The cute neko stereotype (Nana Kazuki)

The idol lover stereotype (Romeo Leoni)

The erotic "Little Red Riding Hood" stereotype (Livie Colette)

Some familiar faces from the previous game,including that Russian girl with the underboobs (Alisa Amiella)

Hunt your way through the Helix Tree and save the world as two not-so-typical apocalyptic survival adventures unfold,packed with exhilarating gameplay,cool-looking on-the-fly weapon change,blood-filed eating mechanics resulting in a temporary stat boost,and a power-up that makes you look like a Super Saiyan in reverse.

He-Man: "I have the POWER!"

Starring:

Julius Christ (Julius Viscounti)

Reverse Hatsune Miku (Ciel Alencon)

Gray Fullbuster (Gilbert "Gil" MacLane)

Fubuki from Danganronpa 2 (Nana Kazuki)

Not-Romeo From Romeo and Juliet (Romeo Leoni)

Ruby from RWBY (Livie Colette)

Russian Sakura (Alisa Amiella)

White Sasuke (Soma Schicksal)

Annoying Lelouch (Kota Fujiki)

Nero from Devil May Cry 4 (Lindow Amamiya)

Wendy Marvel (Erina der Vogelweid)

The Comic Relief that i don't know his name

That Perverted Gildarts

and The Mary Sue Hero/Heroine (The Protagonist aka YOU!)

ATTACK ON MONSTERS

Don't worry,because this game and God Eater Resurection will be out in the west,in Summer 2016!

-End of trailer-