In the belly of the Beast

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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Dipper Pines groaned. He and the rest of the Mystery Shack gang were waking up. What happened?...we were on the Stan-o-war...but then...there was an explosion?

They looked around...Where were they?

"Yep, were in a whale...Blue whale, if I'm not mistaken." Stated Stan flatly.

"Wha? How would you know that?" Asked an incredulous Wendy.

"I'd...rather not say." Stated Stan awkwardly.

"Hey guys! Check this out!"

Everyone turns around as Mabel cranks a weird phonograph she'd just found-

PLOP!

Out pops a bunch of robots!...who then begin to sing!

Up to my ears in bitter tears
Can't believe I've sunk this low
As I walk the plankton
Inner sanctum.

"Well this is random." Stated Dipper perplexed.

Got outta Dodge,
Sailed on a bon-less
Bon voyage.
You said North,
I headed South.
Tossed overboard.
Good Lord, that's a really large mouth...

"Unfortunately, I've seen bigger." Said Stan with a shudder.

I'm sleeping with fishes here,
In the belly of the whale.
I'm highly nutritious here,
In the belly of the whale.
Bad food, lousy atmosphere.
I don't wanna bellyache.
How long is this gonna take?

"Preach it, brother!" Shouts Soos.

Woke up this morning kinda blue,
Thinking through that age-old question:
How to exit a whale's digestion?

"We'd also like to know that! Just...you know...in case you were wondering." Stated Dipper awkwardly.

It might behoove me to be heaved.
Head out like a human comet...

"Hey guys you might not wanna rhyme with comet" Stated Wendy awkwardly

I'm sleeping with fishes here,
In the belly of the whale.
I'm highly nutritious here,
In the belly of the whale.
I'm ready to reappear.
I don't wanna bellyache.
Lord, how long's this gonna take?

"I don't suppose you could actually answer that?" Asked Dipper impatiently.

End times, they come rolling around.
Enzymes, they come breaking us down to the core.

"Yeah, we'd kinda like to be out of here BEFORE that happens if you don't mind!" Growls a now also impatient Stan.

The good Lord grants we all get a second chance.

"I'll trade the second chance for a way out if you don't mind!" Shouts Wendy irritably

I'm one of the dishes here,
In the belly of the whale.
They say I'm delicious here,
In the belly of the whale.
Lord, please make him chuck it all.
It's a gut call
In the belly of the whale.

The gang starts to throw rocks at the robots...who just ignore it...

I'm in the belly of the whale.
In the belly of the whale.
I'm in the belly.
In the belly of the whale.
I'm in the belly of the whale.
In the belly of the whale.
I'm in the belly...

Now without rocks, they resort to just kicking them...whic was the Jamaican robots que-

In the belly of the whale
In an underwater jail
It's a tight squeeze.
It's a-gettin' to me,
But it's roomier
Than the tail.

"Well! This is officially a nightmare! Anyone for a Cyanide pill?" Grunts Stan in resignation.

Hey, sailor,
Got my flow free
Like a salmon to the sea
From the L.A. Symphony.

The twins take one.

I'm a paddleboat
Paddlin' in their wake,
A fake free-styler,
But my unemployment pays.

Soos takes one

I'm avoiding cliches
Like "whale of a tale" stale
Or "you can't keep
A good man down,"
'Cause you can
And I've been there, man.

Wendy takes one

But I've been expectorated.
I'm elated!
I'm free like Willie!
Happy Day!
Oops, That's a bit of a cliche.

The robots finish up just as the grateful group blissfully dies...

I'm in the belly...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

The song is by the Newsboys

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Also; happy Easter everyone!