Title

6 O'CLOCK CAH.

Summary

Hilary, 6 o'clock, barbeque and CAH. That doesn't look like a healthy combination,does it? Will Tyson's destiny be a barbeque grill? Or will CAH change his inevitable end?

Read along to find out what happens at the Bladebreaker's 'Cards Against Humanity' blast day.

Author's note

I've kept the chapters short, mostly around 600 words. One or at most two scenes per update. The story is written from Hilary's perspective, much like a mental diary entry. There'll be an update once every 2 days. And oh, in case this format looks familiar, I nicked it form the one used in Hero's last cry.

I hope you'll enjoy it. :)

Disclaimer

I don't own Beyblade or any other thing you may recognise.

Chapter 01

The 80 decibel morning alarm.

"HI-LAR-Y!"

Trust me, an 80 decibel scream like that, first thing at 6 in morning is sure to shake up your insides, and when the owner of the voice is who I think it is, it doesn't just shake but rattles your system. I'm actually expecting my brain to be near the small intestine and the liver near my thyroid gland the next time I get an Ultrasound done.

I woke up with a jolt.

"Whasamarrer?"

Craning, found it's Tyson standing near my bed.

I sat upright.

"WHAT HAPPENED TYSON?"

My mind quickly flitted across a list of possible reasons behind Tyson's early morning fiasco. Probably they had burnt down the kitchen again. Ray's infamous pancake experiment is still fresh and clear. Or... maybe grandpa has been been feeling up for early morning kendo lessons. Yeeps. That's trouble. Or wait...perhaps someone dared poor Tyson to go and cut off a lock of Kai's hair and now Tyson's next hour may very well be spent tied to a barbeque grill at high temperature, slowly burning to death?

Ah! Tempting as it is, but good for Tyson, we don't really have a barbeque.

Little did I know that the rest of the morning, I'd have traded anything for a Tyson exclusive barbeque.

"Um...Hilary. I just wanted to wake you early for our Cards against Humanity blast. Don't you remember, its our CAH bash day!"

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Yes my friends, Tyson bloody asshole Granger had woke me up at 6 in the morning for a game, not to mention with a blood curling 80 decibel scream. I just don't know how many exclamatory marks I need right now.

" You don't look thankful about it? I just did you a great service, you can't be late for CAH today and besides morning air will do you some good. " he continues with the light of a treasure hunter in his eyes.

Trust Tyson, to make something as bland as CAH, sound like an amazonian treasure quest.

Anyway back in scene, let's just say, anything that I was about to do to him, just got a thousand times nastier.

TO THE HELL WITH MORNING AIR! I've been up till 3 every night for the past 7 days, this is the first time this week I'm getting some sleep and this...this dunderhead...and of all people, Tyson lectures me about being a morning person! Tyson! The one who himself has probably never seen the sun in the east, let alone rising!

I'm SO going to kill you, Tyson. You shake me up at 6 to play some stupid shit against humanity! How dare you...

I think, I must've said that line out loud, cause the next thing I knew, he was darting across the room fast, fast enough to shame Usain Bolt. He's pretty agile, I noticed, but that must be because he knows, staying within a 10 meter radius of me when I'm the definition of furious can be fatally harmful. I was out of the bed in a jump, but alas. Talk of satan, the nitwit slipped through my hands.

And that's why I'm now standing in the middle of the bedroom, my face burning purple with all the bolted rage and my mind plotting a thousand ways to murder, Assassinate, ANNIHILATE, DESTRUCT Tyson!

That pathetic excuse of a human! Woke me up at 6 AM for a..for a bloody game! Shit against humanity...Shit befell you Tyson! That bastar...

Wait. There's some shuffling near the room. Who's it this time! I swear if it's another of those boys coming to wake me up for that game, I'll...

"Uh um..Hils it's Cards against humanity, not shit against humanity. You really should work on you gaming knowledge." The voice near the door said.

TYSONNNNNNNNN!