I Do Not Own Naruto

Epilogue

4 Years Later…

Sakura sat in her bathroom staring in disbelief at the four sticks she had put in the sink.

It had been four years to the day since she and Sasuke had become an official thing, and been married, and started sleeping together. And in the span of those four years they had been trying for a baby, if only to get the council off their asses about their union. However, in four years Sakura had kind of been discouraged; seeing as how Hinata was expecting her fourth child right now, and Shikamaru and Temari were expecting their second after two years of marriage, and Sai and Ino already had their first child and they weren't married! Yet, the wedding was next week.

So yes, she was discouraged at the idea of having a child, and had conceded that it just wasn't in her cards.

Now though she couldn't look away as she felt something light bubble in her heart. Hearing the door had her grabbing the sticks and hiding them; she wouldn't get her hopes up fully until she had a blood test. Tucking the sticks away she poked her head out of the bathroom and smiled at her husband as he fell on the bed.

"Hey, how are you?" Sakura asked as she walked to him.

He grunted to her and she chuckled a bit as she straddled his lap, he opened an eye then and looked her over.

"I know how to make you feel better if you want…" she mused deviously.

"Devious," he murmured as he grabbed the back of her head and pulled her down for a deep kiss.

Sakura sighed in bliss as she clung to his uniform and savored this. In four years this was the one thing that hadn't changed between them, the sex was always mind blowing, and filled with emotion. She loved it, she loved him, and in four years they had both mellowed out a lot.

"Sasuke," she breathed as he pulled away and started kissing her throat, sucking it lightly as he grasped her hips and pulled her closer.

In four years they had mellowed, they had stopping fighting as much, stopped bickering over everything, and had just… grown up. It felt good to know that if he came home he would talk with her, and it felt amazing to know that he loved her.

"Sakura," he whispered on her skin.

"I love you, I love you, I missed you," she admitted and heard him chuckle as he rolled them so she was on the bed as he hovered over her.

"I know," he assured her.

"Good," she smiled as he came over her to kiss her. Kids or not they had a good thing, and it was something she was going to cherish for forever because it was Sasuke. Smiling she decided she'd do the blood test tomorrow to confirm what she was hoping as her husband came back to her lips and kissed her.

Naruto gasped.

"No Boruto! No!" he shouted as he leapt after the Byakugan wielding toddler and tried to catch him before the kid fell and broke his head.

It didn't help that there were two black headed tots clinging to his ankles as their mother napped.

"Himawari! Hana! Let go!" he pleaded with the giggling twins. They only giggled more, Boruto stood on the bookshelf, Naruto lunged, diving as he caught his eldest son and rolled on the floor with a mass of giggling children. When he had said he wanted a big family, he hadn't expected o have hyperactive babies who only wanted to play and create messes all day. Sighing he stared at the ceiling of his house when his son sat on his chest giggling.

"Dada!" the boy announced. Naruto grinned as he sat up, sending his three toddlers squealing as they fell off him.

"Tickle war!" Hana shouted and Naruto grabbed Boruto as the boy squealed.

"Don't ever scare your dad that way again!" he warned as the boy howled in laughter as Naruto tickled the boy.

"Hwelp!" Boruto shouted.

"Get him!" Himawari screamed as she and her twin dove for him. Naruto grunted dramatically as he fell back. The kids were squealed as he faked blocking them and rolled on the floor laughing as the tickle war commenced. He caught Hana, gave her a raspberry in her side which had the kid screeching for help as she laughed hysterically.

"I got you!" he exclaimed as he grabbed Himawari and tickled her sides.

"I gat dada!" Boruto shouted and Naruto gasped dramatically as he fell over laughing while his son prodded his side eagerly.

"I see you have a tickle war going?" a soft voice mused and he sat up with Hana hugging his head.

"Uh… sorry; we wake you again?" he asked as he stood up, the kids all looking soulfully innocent which was the first indicator that they were up to something.

"No, he did," Hinata pointed to her swelling belly and Naruto chuckled as he knelt down to the belly.

"Gotta let your mama sleep," he whispered to the bump as he wrapped his arms around her waist.

"Naruto, you're being ridiculous," she chuckled.

"Am not, it's very important to talk to the bump," he teased as he stood up and kissed her lightly on the lips.

"Mama! Mama! We haz tickle war!" Boruto shouted as he leapt for joy.

"Who won?" Hianta asked as she took her seat and looked at her children adoringly.

"We did!" Himawari shouted in glee.

"Yeah!" Hana grinned mischeiviously.

Naruto just chuckled. He and Hinata had had Boruto nine months after their wedding. Eight weeks later, a free night of no baby they had been cleared for sex and it was a great night. But he had forgotten the condom, they hadn't thought about it too much until six weeks later Hinata was over a toilet heaving out her guts thinking it was food poisoning… well, it wasn't food poisoning. About eight months after that they had had Himawari and Hana.

Hinata chuckled as she listened to her children tell her all about their tickle war before they were all settled again and she was sitting against Naruto. Being around Naruto seemed to calm the kicking storm in her, the baby was definitely his father's son.

"Still happy?" Naruto whispered.

"Very," she assured him. The rough patch they had hit was about a year back when Naruto was too busy to come home and be a father, also he would rather go out drinking than being with his kids. Hinata had felt like she was drowning with three kids, and when she had finally snapped taking the kids to her father it had been Naruto's wake up call and since then he tried very hard to be a father and husband while he learnt what being Hokage would mean.

"So, what are we having?" Naruto asked as he rubbed her belly.

"A boy," she blushed having checked her baby this morning with the Byakugan.

"Yes! I won't be out numbered anymore!" he chuckled.

"Mmm," she mused as he came up and kissed her lightly on the lips and they watched as their kids rough housed vigorously.

"How many do you want?" Naruto asked.

"I… I haven't thought about it," she admitted as she rubbed her belly. "I want a lot of them," she smiled.

"Good, I do too," he smiled and kissed her temple and let her cuddle into his side for a nap.

Sasuke stared at his sleeping wife and wondered how long it was going to take before she figured out she was pregnant. He had figured it out about a month ago when she had started having fainting spells at random, and she had started needing to pee every five minutes. A chakra check confirmed what he knew and now he was patiently waiting for when she discovered it. Mostly because he knew she'd be furious if he told her rather than she telling him.

Also, he had a bet with Kizashi, and the soon Sakura figured this out the sooner he'd win the bet. Still he was happy as he pulled her closer to him and kissed her temple as she slept.

When she figured this out he hoped she would be happy about it. He was and he was very content with her carrying his child. This would be a step in the right direction for the Uchiha clan. Now he just needed his wife to figure it out.

Closing his eyes he let exhaustion take him as his hand rested over where his child was residing in her. He was kind of excited to be a dad, he wasn't sure he'd be a good one but he was looking forward to it and it was something he was going to enjoy figuring out. After all, if the dobe could be a good father then Sasuke had a shot.

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