Love Bites

Author's Note: Thanks for all the reviews. Once again though they are glitching. Whoever gets the 100th review, can if they want claim a prize as in a request for one of my other stories or a new one. It can be yaoi, straight, a genderbend (like a female Sasuke, Gaara, Naruto, or whoever…if I think I can pull it off.) This will be the last chapter of Love Bites. I think it just wrapped itself up neatly.

For those who want more supernatural stories, I also have Animal Magnetism a werewolf Sasuke x Naruto and a new story, Sweet Surrender, a female Naruto x Sasuke story.

Greenhorn: A person who is new to a particular activity.

Consort: wife, husband, or companion, in particular the spouse of a reigning monarch.

Chapter 15

Kakashi struggles against his restraints. This was not good. That really was Rin. But she wasn't going to help him escape. He understood. Orochimaru was twice her age. She didn't stand a chance against him in a one on one fight. But maybe together.

"It doesn't have to be this way. Together, we would have a chance to get out of here." He tells her.

"I'm not going to risk your life and mine on that slim of a chance. I'm sorry. But this is the way it has to be." She says sadly.

"Ah good. So he is awake then." Orochimaru says and walks over.

"Yes." She says.

"He is a thousand years old. His blood should be quite powerful. There is no reason to let such an opportunity go to waste, while we wait." He muses.

"Orochimaru, please don't." Rin pleads.

"Hmm it seems your pretty face has already worked wonders on Rin. That is unlike her. Oh wait. Now I remember this is the Viking from your era. It is funny how fate loves to bring everything back to the beginning." The Sanin states slyly.

"Yes. That's him. Please don't. You have no quarrel with him. Only with Sasuke." She begs.

"I have no quarrel with, Kakashi. That is true. But I am also not in the habit of wasting precious blood." Orochimaru says and presses a button.

"What did he just do? AHHHHH!" Kakashi hisses in agony as his back was impaled with spikes, causing it to bleed freely.

"Bleeding you out. It won't kill you. But by the time the process is done. You'll wish it had. It has the added perk of taking a long time to finish. So your friends might even be here to see your last words before you can no longer move your lips." He says.

"Kakashi!" Rin rushes over to try to help him and Orochimaru backhands her.

"Foolish. She must have cared for you a great deal once upon a time. But this is no fairytale. This is the real world. Should I bleed you out with him? You've served me well for a thousand years. It is so hard to find good help these days. I would hate to have to replace you. But if I can't be certain of your loyalty, then you are of no use to me. You know what happens to tools that are no longer useful. They get thrown away." He sneers at her.

"You are truly a monster. Jirayia and Tsunade should have disposed of you long ago." Kakashi says.

"Tsk. Tsk. So rude Kakashi. You would think that someone your age would know how to respect his elders better. Oh well." He says and presses the button, causing the spikes to drive in deeper, tearing flesh and muscle alike.

"DAMN YOU!" He snarls in pain.

"So what shall it? Will you apologize for your outburst or join your fellow Viking in being bleed out?" Orochimaru questions Rin.

"Let him go. He can't escape from your castle. No one can. They know you have him. There's no reason to torture him. If you need the blood, put me in his stead. My blood is just as old as his. There would be no difference." Rin pleads.

"How noble of you, my dear. Truly touching. You are right. I don't NEED to torture him." Orochimaru says and caresses her cheek in a deceptively gentle fashion.

"Yes, you don't need to. There's no reason for it. He's your prisoner." She agrees.

"But it is just so much fun." The snake like man says.

"Then I shall join him. When this is all over, do the us the mercy of granting us the peace that comes with death." She asks.

"Hmm I suppose I can do that. I will be in a good mood once I stake Sasuke straight through his heart. Very well." He grabs her, chains her up, and hits another button…impaling her in the same fashion as Kakashi.

"Do you think that we will be allowed into Valhalla?" She grunts out in pain.

"Valhalla is for those that died a warrior's death. I think we will." He tries his best to offer her a reassuring smile, but it came out as a grimace of pain.

"But we are vampires." She says.

"I doubt the afterlife discriminates." He says with a sad smile.

"I never stopped loving you." She screams when the pike slams through her lung.

She no longer needed it to breathe. But that didn't make it any less painful. The spikes were also covered in rust, just to add a little more pain to the experience. Orochimaru was a true Sadist.

"And I never stopped loving you either in a thousand years, even after I thought you dead." He tells her.

"That is truly touching." Orochimaru says and a spike slams through Kakashi's left ribcage, evoking a howl of agony from the silver haired vampire.

Meanwhile Gaara, Sasuke, Itachi, and Naruto arrived at the castle. Of course Itachi thought it best to come up with a plan. He had figured that Naruto would bet he one who would do something reckless and stupid, like charging in without a plan. Instead, it was his foolish little brother who raced inside.

"Coward. It's me you want." Sasuke says and he slams into Orochimaru, grabbing the controller, crushing it in his hand.

He might not be able to beat Orochimaru, but he damn sure could take away his precious torture device. Orochimaru smirks.

"I never would have thought the Dracula's Descendent to be so suicidal." He says and quickly pins Sasuke underneath him.

"Correction, a descendent of Dracula. Get your hands off my brother." Itachi snarls and fires off the gun that Gaara got him.

"He is so hot when he plays with his gun." Gaara says, nodding approvingly.

"Gaara, is now really the time to be ogling?!" Naruto says.

"Sorry. Sorry. You're right. " The red head says and jumps into the fray.

"What'd you just say?" Orochimaru hisses in pain.

"Get your hands off my brother." Itachi repeats.

"How adorable. Two little newborn princes and their pets." Orochimaru hisses.

"Pets? I think we should be offended Gaara." Naruto says.

"Indeed. I do find that term most offensive. Someone his age should have better manners." The red head agrees.

"Please, all of you together don't equal Kakashi's age and he's my prisoner." Orochimaru mocks.

"A couple of royal pedigrees can go a long way towards evening that out." Sasuke snarls and from underneath Orochimaru goes for a nutshot.

It seemed some things were universal. No man, regardless of species wanted to be kicked there. And Sasuke, he had been on the soccer team as a human. As a vampire, his kick was even more vicious.

"God, I love that vampire!" Naruto says.

"Now, who is ogling?" Gaara mocks him and charges at Orochimaru.

"Oh the Civil War brat. This should be fun." Orochimaru snarls at him.

"Hey, they are very oglable." Naruto says.

"That is not even a word." The red head scoffs.

"It is now." Naruto unsheathes his own sword.

Orochimaru was too fast for all of them though. He steals Naruto's sword and almost staked Sasuke to the heart. But Sasuke rolled at the last second. Instead of being staked, he was pinned to the floor, with the sword slammed straight through the shoulder.

"Dammit! No matter. I'll finish you off now." Orochimaru says, as Sasuke hisses in pain, blood flowing from the wound.

"DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH HIM!" Naruto rages and slams onto Orochimaru.

The two roll around the floor. A blur of limbs. Sounds of hits being exchanged are heard, of bones being broken. It was impossible to tell who was winning or to separate them.

"Gaara, help him!" Sasuke yells.

"I'll try." The red head says and lunges at what he hoped was Orohcimaru.

"Now, how to break these chains?" Itachi muses as he walks over to Kakashi.

"Free her as well." Kakashi groans in pain.

"Once, I can figure out how to get you out of them." Itachi agrees and tries yanking on them.

"If it was that simple, I would have done it myself." He chuckles and then winces in pain.

CRUNCH. Sasuke hears Naruto's howl of pain. His left leg had been completely shattered by Orochimaru punch.

"Naruto!" Sasuke growls and yanks himself free, ignoring the giant hole in his shoulder and the fact that blood was pouring out of the wound.

"You know it's not nice to start a party before everyone arrives." Sasuke hears a voice say, one that he vaguely recognized as Jirayia's.

"Jirayia." Orochimaru says.

"And I am here as well. You didn't think I was going to let you bully the brats." Tsunade says.

"Two against one. That's not a very fair fight. Now is it?" Orochimaru says.

"You didn't seem to have an issue fighting four brats." Tsunade says.

"And you are torturing, Kakashi. I can't have you killing one of my best customers." Jirayia says with a far too cheerful grin.

"One of his best customers?" Sasuke asks, wincing through the pain.

"He's an author of erotic literature." Itachi answers.

"Oh. Why does this not surprise me. Is every vampire a pervert?" Sasuke asks.

"Seems that way at times." His brother says.

"Anyway…Orochimaru, there is more than enough evidence here to justify killing you. And I'm willing to deal with the chaos that follows from your death." Jirayia says and charges at Orochimaru from one direction, with Tsunade taking the other.

What followed was a battle that lasted for hours. It was a clash of the titans. Tsunade and Jirayia had the advantage of it being two against one. But Orochimaru knew if he attacked the other, their mate would have to defend them, instead of attacking him.

Sasuke had never seen such speed, power, and pure fury before. It was like watching a volcano explode right next to you. The other younger vampires could only stare and watch in awe.

"Sasuke, close your eyes. You don't need to see this." Naruto warns him.

"Naruto, I am not some child that needs to cover my eyes." Sasuke scoffs.

"Don't say that I didn't warn you." He says.

Tsunade and Jirayia cut out Orochimaru's heart while he was still alive and stake it. Blood flows everywhere and Orohcimaru screams in utter agony. Tsunade and Jirayia make sure there was nothing left of his heart. There was no way they would allow him to come back this time. His yellow eyes were still focused on his heart and hands reaching desperately for it, when his long existence came to a gruesome end.

"I think I'm going to be sick." Sasuke says and he hurls.

"Me too." Itachi says and joins his brother.

"You two are such greenhorns." He says and goes over to Itachi, holding his hair.

"You know it's love when someone holds your hair while you vomit." Tsunade observes.

"Tsunade would know. She has a drinking problem. Can't hold her alcohol. It is quite odd for a vampiress, especially one of her experience." Jirayia states.

This earns him a glower from his mate. Tsunade whacks him upside the head. Jirayia waves the white flag. (No, seriously. He actually had one made for situations like this.)

"I'd hold your hair back Sasuke, but you know broken leg." Naruto murmurs.

"It's the thought that counts. I'd kiss you but…" He says and wipes his mouth in disgust.

"You just vomited. Yeah. It's the thought that counts." He smiles at him through the pain.

"My love, do your thing." Jirayia says.

"It's been awhile since I got to do this." Tsunade says and slams her fist into the wall, breaking it, thus freeing Kakashi and Rin.

"Sorry this is going to hurt. But I have to get the spikes out." She say sand yanks them all out quickly, much to the agony of the two Vikings.

"FUCK!" Kakashi hisses.

"BY ODIN THAT FUCKING HURTS!" Rin cries out.

"Sorry, they are out now. You both need blood." She says and holds out her arms to them.

The two vampires sink their fangs into the blonde and start drinking deeply. Sasuke heads over to Naruto and sets his leg in a splint.

"It's alright. That's going to suck for a few days. But I'm a vampire so I'll heal quickly." Naruto assures him.

"Are you hurt, my angel?" Gaara asks.

"I could have lived without seeing someone's heart cut out and them watching it get smashed, but I'm alright otherwise." Itachi assures Gaara.

"Good. I told you that gun would come in handy." The red head says.

"Yes, yes you did." He shoots him a smile.

Ten Years Later: Happily Ever After Vampire Style

"Are you nervous?" Naruto asks Sasuke.

"I'm not nervous." Sasuke answers.

"You are going to rule over half of Europe and you aren't even thirty. That's including BOTH of your lives." He says.

"If I can handle you, I can handle half of Europe with ease." He says with a smirk.

"That's my heart." He says and kisses the top of Sasuke's head, helping him get ready for the coronation.

"Hopefully, Gaara let's Itachi out of the royal bedchambers long enough to get through the ceremony." Sasuke says with a smirk.

"He'll manage somehow. It's hard for me to keep my hands off you, especially when you are dressed in such a dashing fashion." He says.

"Maybe I'll wear the royal robes tonight to bed, if they are really working for you that much." He says with a smile.

"Yes, please. It'll be fun making love on top of them." He replies.

"You are such a deviant. These are priceless heirlooms." Sasuke says.

"Maybe a little bit. Come on, let's get going. I'm sure Kakashi, Rin, Jirayia, and Tsunade are ready by now." He says and offers Sasuke his arm.

"Gaara as much as I would love to spend all day in bed with you, I have a coronation to get to." Itachi laughs and kisses his lover.

"They can wait." Gaara says and pulls him back into the bed, returning the kiss.

"Tempting. Very tempting. But not enough to make Europe fall into chaos. It's only a few hours. Besides, I will officially announce you as my Consort."

"Deal." Gaara says and finally consents to let Itachi get ready.

The vampires all make their way to the Grand Ball Room. They would descend a large spiral staircase because vampires were dramatic like that. First Itachi, Sasuke shortly behind him. Then Gaara and Naruto would follow after their lovers once they were announced.

There were thousands of vampires down below. All of them were eager to catch a glimpse of their new King and Prince. The European vampires had been anxious for the past few years, without an official leader. Tsunade and Jirayia kept a war from erupting while Itachi and Sasuke adjusted to being vampires.

"Gentlevamps and Ladies, tonight we present to you, your new King Itachi and Prince Sasuke Uchiha. The last of Dracula's bloodline." Tsunade says into the microphone.

She was one of the oldest vampires in the world. Tsunade's word was highly trusted. As was Jirayia's. She ewas a bit worried about handing him the microphone to do the second part of the introduction, but first Itachi and Sasuke had to descend the stairs.

Itachi was first. He descended the stairs, with his head held high. His royal cape was a majestic purple. Gaara knew from personal appearance that your first sight of Itachi was generally enough to take your breath away. Still, he couldn't help but feel proud at how every eye in the room trailed his lover. Itachi had a serene regal grace and the scepter was a nice touch.

"Your new King Itachi Uchiha." Tsunade says.

Sasuke follows a respectful distance behind Itachi. The younger brother wore a midnight blue royal cape. Like his brother, he head his head up high. His eyes though held a determination, whereas Itachi's were at peace. He lacked a scepter, but his sword was visible. He strides gracefully after his brother.

"Your new Prince Sasuke Uchiha." She says.

Gaara went next. He wore a purple outfit to match his lover. Granted, purple was so not his color. But for Itachi, he would do anything. He smiles as he sees Itachi waiting for him at the bottom of the stairs, linking arms with him when he reaches the younger man.

"His Royal Consort Gaara Sabaku. The Demon of the Sand and formerly the youngest ruling vampire before the Dracula Descendents arrived on the scene. Take note, your King likes red heads." Jirayia says cheekily, much to the amusement of the crowd.

It was Naruto's turn. Thankfully, Sasuke had chosen blue. So it didn't class with his hair like poor Gaara's. He smiles joyfully and practically leaps down the stairs to join Sasuke's side, linking arms with him.

"And Sasuke's Royal Consort, Naruto Uzumaki. The Sword of England. Blondes really do have more fun." Jirayia says and Tsunade sighs, smacking him, again to the amusement of the crowd.

"No more announcements for you." She says and heads to the thrones that were placed on the stage for the brothers.

The busty blonde woman smiles as she crowns Itachi and Sasuke. They would be good rulers. Itachi was patient and wise, whereas Sasuke was passionate and willing to fight to preserve his claim. They balanced each other perfectly. It really was a pity they were both gay…if she wasn't mated to Jirayia, either of them would have made a fine lover. Oh well.

A thunderous round of applause is heard and the music starts to play. Sasuke is immediately dragged to the dance floor by Naruto. Itachi drags Gaara off. She chuckles, she remembered back when she and Jirayia were in the Honeymoon stage. Ah good times, good times.

"You are so hot when you act all royal." Naruto murmurs hotly in Sasuke's ear.

"I'm not acting. I AM royal." Sasuke says with a smirk.

"Yeah, true. The vampiresses must be so jealous. I got Prince Charming." He laughs.

"Haha. Very funny." Sasuke says dryly as he places his hand against Naruto's and they circle each other slowly in a Medieval dance.

"Thou are still more beautiful than the moon itself." He says.

"Naruto, don't do that. You know it gets me going when you talk like that." Sasuke says.

"I know. That's why I'm doing it." He taunts him.

"Evil cocktease." Sasuke says affectionately.

"Always and only for you." Naruto says and kisses him.

Sasuke smiles and kisses back. Oh yeah the crowd definitely saw the kiss. Some vampires were worse than high school kids honestly. The catcalls were insane.

"I waited over a hundred years for someone like you. I can't imagine how Naruto felt, he waited three times that and then some." Gaara says, placing his hand on Itachi's as they circle each other.

"I'm glad I didn't have to wait that long." Itachi says with a smile and kisses him.

He hadn't expected to find love, when he found his little brother. But fate was funny that way. The red head had been relentless in his "courting" of Itachi. He was glad he finally caved.

"That dance is far too slow. Kakashi, my love, shall we show them the proper way to dance?" Rin asks.

"Yes, I do believe we are morally obligated." Kakashi says with a smile and goes over to the band, whispering something in the leader's ear.

Soon the music changes from a dignified Medieval song, to a joyful old Viking tune. Kakashi grabs Rin and spins her around in his arms, much to her delight. She smiles and kisses him. It took a thousand years, but they were finally together. They'd never be parted again.

"Naruto…do you know how to dance to this?" Sasuke asks.

"I think it's one of those let the music move you, type of things." The blonde murmurs and picks Sasuke up, spinning him around like Kakashi was Rin.

"Well…when in Rome…" Itachi says with a shrug and he spins his red head around faster and faster.

"Shall we?" Jirayia says to Tsunade.

"Mmm I don't know. We might embarrass them." The blonde says.

"All the more reason to do it." He states and heads to the dance floor with her, soon spinning the busty blonde around like a pair of giddy teenagers.

"I'm never letting you go." Naruto says to Sasuke and he sinks his fangs into his neck.

"Nhhh Naruto, not here." He says with a blush.

"What you've never heard of love bites before?" He asks teasingly.

"I'll show love bites." Sasuke says.

"Wanna go try out your robes now?" The blonde asks.

"Thought you'd never ask." He says and heads to his bedchamber with Naruto, where they spent the entire night in each other's arms, and began a reign that would last for thousands of years.